Looking Hot, Jude, Looking Hot
May 27, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
With a thin layer of bald head balm SPF slathered on his head, Jude Law proved that he’s the anti-Travolta by going toupee-free in Cannes yesterday afternoon. Jude is wig-free and loving it! I don’t blame the former hair citizens on Jude’s head, though. Would you rather be sitting on Jude’s head or would you rather uproot and mosey down south to sit next to his lucky penny areolas? Exactly.
Besides, that little powder puff of hair on top of his head is sort of cute. Some might see it as a ball of sad without any friends. Not Me. I see it as an afro wig for a giant’s clitoris. And who doesn’t love clit wigs?
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