Friday, May 27th 2011
Looking Hot, Jude, Looking Hot
With a thin layer of bald head balm SPF slathered on his head, Jude Law proved that he's the anti-Travolta by going toupee-free in Cannes yesterday afternoon. Jude is wig-free and loving it! I don't blame the former hair citizens on Jude's head, though. Would you rather be sitting on Jude's head or would you rather uproot and mosey down south to sit next to his lucky penny areolas? Exactly.
Besides, that little powder puff of hair on top of his head is sort of cute. Some might see it as a ball of sad without any friends. Not Me. I see it as an afro wig for a giant's clitoris. And who doesn't love clit wigs?
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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 10:49am.
Saw him in 1999 in London, and he did nothing for me then. Fast forward to 2011 and he does nothing for me now.
He always struck me as a major skeev. He tried his ex-wife like crap and then hooked up with Slutty Miller when he was still legally married. Says it all. . .
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"He tried his ex-wife like crap?" I'm assuming you mean treated. So whatever, comments like this about Sadie always make me laugh. SHE treated HER first husband like crap, cheated on him and then left him, taking their kid with her, and divorced him. Then, as if she wasn't batshit crazy enough, (admittedly) got increasingly more immature at Jude's success and divorced him, immediately moving her boytoy into her basement in they house her kids lived in. Jude met Sienna months after that.
Anyway, whatever, Jude is hot. All his hair needs is drying and artful styling like he normally does, and he's good to go. All I know is he's waaaaaaay hotter than any man in my office, in my town, and I'd shag him rotten, bay-bee! He's got the most beautiful eyes, too, saw 'em up close two years ago. Mmmm. I'm sure half the tits posting on here are falling due south by the minute. Life happens. Suck it up.
Looks like the inner ugly is starting to rise to the surface.
Who cares about the hair. Life happens, people age. That's not the important thing. The important thing is that he cheated with the nanny, that's a no go.
God, what a horrible money shot.
Was The Talented Mr. Ripley really that long ago?
It looks like Bulldozer left him a going away gift while he was giving her hers.
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Ridiculously, I'm kinda obsessed with one of JL's friends - in this set of pix, he's in the last one, pointing. Can't see him well here, but, I saw another from this series elsewhere today and, well... anyone know who this dish is?
snark is good.
Maybe Beyonce's hair looks like Judes? Hence all the wigs.
Pic 10 hmmm...
Oh well he's still sessy and cleans up nice.
Just imagining that british accent yum
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Does it seem to anyone else that he is in the midst of a long conversation with his penis? He keeps looking at it so intently.
I used to think he was sorta hot, but just way too skeevy for me now. Between Slutty Miller, Kim Stewart, and the whole waitress baby thing, I am so totally over. I bet he tastes like stale lube and leftover wings from Hooters
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Hairy chest. NOM NOM!
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He's gorgeous, couldn't care less about his lack of hair.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
shave that shit already
you look like a angry pussy
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Damn it. Yes. I would hit that. Over and over. Yes. I admit it...
Nice to look at but not to touch with my lady bits. Too tramptastic for the EL. He is lovely to look at, cul de sac with a round a bout and all.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Freaky hairline -- it's like a crescent moon and star logo on his head. I think he looks good from the front. But too whorey, would not fuck.
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Too bad he's balding. As for the rest Im fine with him.
Lewd Jaw always has always had a suspect hairline, so this is but confirmation on what we already knew.
I'd still hit it, and I'd make Sienna watch and take notes.
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Thumbnail #3 is hawt.
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If you put him in a loose fitting tee tucked into belted khaki pants, and some Lands End type jacket, he'd be like the other dads in the suburbs whom teen-age girls go "Ew" at.
People used to think this troll was hot?
Looks like he's been crawling around on the floor and got a dust bunny stuck to his fivehead.
He makes a cute orangutan.
whats up with that 6 pic or is it 7 THE FUCK! is up with that patch of hair jude is hot from the neck down
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
I would. I have zero ambition.
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Whatever. I bet he's awesome in the sack.
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I imagine he'll need some viagra first.
Jude needs to call Ben Affleck's hair doctor.
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twerk those stumps!
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Whatever. I bet he's awesome in the sack.
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Co-sign this. Let's share and then compare notes, OK grommet?
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Deal. Let's make this happen.
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Fuck yeah! I had a fuck buddy back in the day who used to point out guys in bars and tell you how they were in bed. One night he told me to pick up this guy who, according to my pal, squeaked when he came. Who could resist? And yeah, he did squeak, it was all I could do to not laugh and fall off the bed.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Eh, I still would (with 4 condoms). He looks like a normal aging human being, and still has a nicer face than most.
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Whatever. I bet he's awesome in the sack.
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Co-sign this. Let's share and then compare notes, OK grommet?
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Deal. Let's make this happen.
What is Jude doing with those two obvious homosexuals? ??!!!!
We thought Jude was "all-man"!
Please, tell us that Jude is not a loquita!
Submitted by grommet on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 11:11am.
Whatever. I bet he's awesome in the sack.
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"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
WTF is that????? LMAO I can't stop staring at it!!!
he stuck to sienna miller...which means he's probably riddled with all sorts of sticky and crusty stds...no thanks...
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Whatever. I bet he's awesome in the sack.
yeah balding is a bitch, but still looks good to me, let's get real how many more year can our asses look hot?!...'nother 5?..10?..
Let it go...shave it off!!
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That bald head looks ridic.
OMG @ Nitwitty & KidL
you are right, i take it all back.
i aint hitting shit that sienna has touched. that bitch is nasty, and fucks anything with a dick and a pulse
sienna would force a gay guy to fuck her cuz she wants to get off...what a whore
He looks like Mr Burns, even his eyes! Ehhhhhxcellent.
MK I hope the title and tags are some serious sarcasm. Ew. ew. and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Even back when he was "hot" I didn't get the appeal.
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Not bad. I'd hit it.
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He's looking for toe jam in thumbnail #8.
Jude looks good here! His little hair island would be a great nest to put my eggs on, if you follow my drift.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Listen, I climb into bed with my hubb every night of the year and he's not half as put together as Jude here.
I wouldn't hit it because after being with Sluttienna you know he's got at least an 85% chance of carrying the herp.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
The last photo looks like some J-P Gaultier campaign for middle-aged men.
Saw him in 1999 in London, and he did nothing for me then. Fast forward to 2011 and he does nothing for me now.
He always struck me as a major skeev. He tried his ex-wife like crap and then hooked up with Slutty Miller when he was still legally married. Says it all. . .