Adrianne Curry & Peter Brady Quit Each Other On Their Wedding Anniversary
The reality show curse lives on. Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight have announced that they are putting their marriage in a bong and smoking that shit up. I guess the surprising allure of waking up next to Christopher Knight's pecs and thinking to yourself "Peter Brady is buff as shit?! Weird!" must wear off after 5 years. Now Adrianne can devote all her time trying to knock Coco off as the titty queen of Twitter. Here's the statement they released to Hollyscoop (via UsWeekly):
“Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating. After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.
Both Knight and Curry decided to release this joint announcement today in order to preempt any potential rumors and gossip and ask that their fans and the media respect their privacy during this delicate period.”
Their spokeswhore used a lot of words to say: Watch it all unfold on their new reality show "Brady in the Dark" premiering this Fall!
Seriously, if Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight don't split up reality TV, did it really happen? Well, in Hollywood the 5th wedding anniversary present is usually divorce papers so they're right on track.
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He was such a dick. I remember seeing an episode and she did a sexy photoshoot for him for their anniversary some pix included her and a female friend naked and Chris actually got mad lol like wtf dude lighten up but he's old what do you expect plus he didnt want to really marry her in the first place you could tell she kept pressuring his ass
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He's old? That's why he was mad at the lesbian photos she took? OK. But maybe it was b/c it's a lack of respect to her husband, considering the fact that he was having difficulty with all her bi talk to begin with. He was trying to shovel that little known fact under the carpet (no pun intended) and instead she throws it in his face. That was embarrassing to say the least. It's one thing to fantasize about 2 women at one time, it's quite another to fulfill that fantasy... men lose respect pretty fuckin' quick. I feel bad for him cause the guy wanted children and she was more worried about getting fake tits and wondering if she would screw them up by becoming pregnant. I'm sure his biggest regret is that he lost 5 good years of parenting a child to 5 years of raising his wife.
Chris is gorgeous and intelligent; I don't blame the girl for throwing herself at him at all, but it was obvious she wasn't ready for marriage. Who is at that age?
Announcing your divorce on your wedding anniversary is the new knocking up the maid.
I have no doubt the media will respect their privacy, as they have for the last four years.
Hence, this announcement.
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I never understood the dynamic between these two. They always struck me as opposites.
She always seemed pretty cool to me in a nutty sort of way. I think Peter Brady bit off more than he could chew with AC--he's old enough to be her father and it sounds like they sort of jumped into the marriage because the fucking was good. Which it obviously wasn't five years in since it didn't exist anymore.
Pork chops and apple sauce!
If you had heard her on Howard Stern about 2 weeks ago, you would never wonder if this is true or not.
That girl blew her marriage apart live, right on the radio!
Damn! If these two can't make it what hope is there for the rest of us?
FINALLY, that joke of a marriage is over! At first I thought that they got married only for reality tv, but then the more the years went by and I saw that they were still married, the more I thought "Holy shit, those two crazies are actually SERIOUS!" They had to be the oddest couple ever in the history of reality television...well, next to Brigitte and Flav, that is.
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this marriage lasted 5 years longer than i expected...
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Any woman who will still her tongue out like that is not marriage material.
I dunno, I always found her to be pretty hot and as one of the few heterosexual males on this board I think my opinion counts for something. She seems like the perfect girlfriend from what I can tell....plays video games, takes lesbian pics with her friends and likes to be tied up.
She was throwing herself at Trent Reznor backstage at the last NIN show at the Wiltern right in front of the Brady kid...it was only a matter of time.
Ah the early days. I have a soft spot in my heart for crazy Adrianne -- and Elise too (who, if I'm not mistaken, is the only Top Model contestant to actually end up working as a REAL model). I remember Adrianne from the first season of Top Model. I thought she was cool and awesome and weirdly beautiful, but always talking like she had marbles in her mouth. Her back story about struggling financially and having been ripped off by so-called model agents, and wanting to win for her Mom is what really got to me. I'm a sucker for a scrapper overcoming the odds. But you know, even though the show and Tyra screwed her over with the so-called modeling career afterwards, she took what little she had and made a reality tv career out of it. Not that I like what she's doing now, but at least she made a living and took care of her Mom.
All I can say is, I hope Adrianne has saved/invested her money from these reality shows 'cause she's gonna need it. There's not much else left for her to do after "It's a Very Brady Divorce".
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This is good news. Her 15 minutes should be up now
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Adrianne Curry is so skanky. And how she ever got anywhere near a runway with that Doonesbury-looking face is beyond me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 10:01am.
I am surprised. I would think posting naked pics of yourself on Twitter would be great for a marriage.
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Actually Thorny, that is insulting the mentally disabled.
It's worse than the Special Olympics. It's like Cartman PRETENDING to be "special" to participate in the S. O.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 10:57am.
Reality TV is the special Olympics of entertainment...
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This statement is perfection.
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Submitted by not shocked on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:56pm.
I thought she was happy getting stoned all day playing 72 hour tournament games of WOW and taking pics of herself. If Christopher did not fuck her what the hell did they do for sex? Their house always looks so messy.
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I bet $ WoW was the problem. She probably sat in front of that damn computer and expected him to fuck her around her raid schedule. Who wants to fuck a smelly gamer? Thank gawd they didn't have kids for her to ignore while she played a stupid game and ignored them. Sorry- that game is the DEVIL. Can you tell I'm bitter.
Albatross, just one more reason to detest Reality tv!
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Well, 4 years, 11.5 months longer than I thought it would last....
I am surprised. I would think posting naked pics of yourself on Twitter would be great for a marriage.
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They went into a lot more detail in that statement than was required. They assumed people really care!
'Garden variety relationship'? Who wrote this thing?
I just read Christopher Knight's wiki page and he is pretty impressive and is a success story for being a former child star.
The page also describes Adrianne correctly as a reality television personality.
Guess she knew what she was doing by "Bagging herself a Brady"
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Didn't think they'd make it this long.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:41am.
I could swear I read somewhere that Knight founded a software company after The Brady Munch and became a multi-millionaire.
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"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.
Peter Brady grew up to be a bit creepy. He seems like the kind of guy who thinks he's hotter than he is and would sit opposite some very young girl on the subway and stare at her without blinking for the entire ride.
You know what? He's kinda sexy and seems like a nice smart guy. Please pass him to a real woman (me) when you are done, Adrienne.
I could swear I read somewhere that Knight founded a software company after The Brady Munch and became a multi-millionaire.
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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 7:29am.
why such a long press release for such an insignificant couple?? Damn that was like reading War and Peace.
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He was such a dick. I remember seeing an episode and she did a sexy photoshoot for him for their anniversary some pix included her and a female friend naked and Chris actually got mad lol like wtf dude lighten up but he's old what do you expect plus he didnt want to really marry her in the first place you could tell she kept pressuring his ass
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Remember Florence Henderson predicted this a long time ago and they got really pissed at her. Flo is always right bitches!
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She chased him. Hard. What did she expect?
And he didn't give her the attention that she wanted, so she found it on the internet. So what did he expect?
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Submitted by Tigera on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 5:15am.
I think they used each other. She Saw fame and he saw twenty year old pussy.
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Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Except I think she saw $$$$$, too.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
You know I think Adrianne is the one who actually wrote this press release statement not their lawyers. She is really quite the little literary author over there on her Myspace/Facebook blogs..
"Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry..."
Saaaaay WHAT?
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If a marriage of convenience falls apart should anyone care? I don't think Christopher has bothered with her for the last couple of years unless it had to do with business. He got tired of fucking and housing the staff and is moving on to wife no. whatever. Adrienne will try to flip this into a reality show but she's getting too old.
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why such a long press release for such an insignificant couple?? Damn that was like reading War and Peace.
"After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated"
Best divorce press release line ever. Basically translated as we annoy the fuck out of one another...
Chris can be my Brady Daddy anytime....
Actually Chris Knight is a very successful businessman. I forgot what he did for a while, but he cleaned up in the tech market. He isn't some poverty stricken ex child star, he actually went on to have a couple very prosperous companies.
As for her, she is trash. I watched her on ANTM, and on Surreal Life (miss that show VH1!) and her subsequent shows with him. She is trashy, low and ignorant, and once upon a time when I was on MySpace, her rants on there were super stupid and annoying. She is a trashy slut and I can see where he would want the fuck out. I always laughed at the idea she won a modeling competition, as she is no model. Of course anyone on that show isn't really a model either, but I digress.
Has it been 5 years already? If these two kids can't make it, no one will!
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Such a mixmatched couple but I truly believe she was in it for better or worse. She just never learned how to function from his level which means she never learned to be old. He became the female in the relationship while she is still the nubile young'un raring to go. I bet she wrote that statement with help but from her perspective. One day she'll realize this was for the best and she'll wonder why she wasted so many years.
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I think they used each other. She Saw fame and he saw twenty year old pussy.
Um, a marriage is supposed to *end* with irreconcilable differences. If it *begins* with irreconcilable differences, you a dumb ass who shouldn't be getting married anyway.
And what the hell does "their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship" mean? I'm guessing the rough translation is "We're incompatible assholes who are together for the $ so we have to see how much cash this press release brings in before we file the divorce".
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That bitch caught the crazy train and never got off. She is batshit crazy, Courtney Love Crazy. I never, never understood why Peter Brady (he was my favourite Brady boy) married her. Living with her would be hell, insanity and chaos times 100.
I thought Chris was a sweetheart. But Adrianne was a bunny boiler from the start.
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