Open Post: Hosted By Jakey G

May 30, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the Brawny Man’s butch bitch competition and Photoshop hater Jake Gyllenhaal struttin’ his muscled ass and twerkin’ his biceps in Los Angeles yesterday. That little lick of the tongue tells me that Jakey is getting all excited about making margarita jelly shots for his My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding viewing party. Sadly, the margarita jelly shots were a bigger hit than the neon yellow flower waist sash Jakey wore as a tribute to the exquisite gypsy flower girls. (Yes, I know that’s just a windbreaker, but I’m still going to believe that it took 2 hours and several mirrors for Jakey to perfect that side bunch of yellow.)

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