First Mistake: They Let Snooki Drive
Snooki, the mutant dingle that escaped from the armpit of America, did exactly what you think she would do if she got behind the wheel of an actual car (not a Big Wheel) in Florence, Italy: the bitch crashed into a police escort. That visual made me visualize the time Vinny's watermelon (with extra seeds) dick crashed into Snooki's Ewok snatch. In both instances, somebody should've been arrested, but in both instances NOBODY was arrested.
The cops in Italy should've come up with a law on the spot! They should've declared that any shaved Wookie from New York who crashes into a police car while shooting a reality show must immediately be escorted to Rome by soldiers and thrown into a coliseum full of hongray lions who have been taunted by Chilean bears their whole lives and are out for revenge!!!! But the cops didn't think of that.
TMZ says that cops questioned both Snooki and Deena, who is giving me Mayim Bialik in Beaches vibes here (no offense to a 13-year-old Mayim Bialik), before briefly detaining the former. They say that booze was not involved, but dumbassery was. Nobody was injured and the police eventually let Snooki and Deena back into the wild.
Okay, who in "can't even reach the gas pedal" hell would let Snooki drive in Italy? I would rather let a drunk, half-blind pig with four left hooves and a bad case of physical Tourettes drive me around in Italy. Are the producers of Jersey Shore trying to kill her?! Actually, maybe that's all part of their series finale plans. They are going to destroy the cast one by one. To which I say, why put the lives of innocent people in danger? If you want to destroy Snooki, just ask her to spell STD.
Please let Mt. Vesuvius erupt while these fucktards are in Pompeii or its environs. I would lurve to see them vaporized by a tidal wave of red-hot magma.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
wait - you didn't clock her on wearing antione's shades!
centaurius?
a whole page? PLEASE tell me you are joking or might be mistaken. that is too much. we ARE rome before the fall, and these guys are the heralds.
ETA: wait wait wait. we are rome DURING the fall.
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The McCanns Did It
She escaped from the armpit of america? You had it right the first time MK- she was a dingle we shat out of our ass. Maybe we'll get lucky and Italy will keep them all. (Sorry, Italy. I cannot apologize enough. Can you call in the Cosa Nostra or something? Y'all know how to make whole FAMILIES disappear!)
"They're tearin' down an important part of my life!"-Blanche
"OMG, they're closing Mattress World?"- Dorothy
Ok, but don't they drive crazy in Italy anyway?
PROOF!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz49qwWtA_c&feature=related
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Reality TV producers won't be happy until someone DIES on camera. You know that's next.
well, as long as they are fat fuck americans, driving way more car than they need, then its all okay with me.
fucking so sick to death of fat fuck americans driving way more car than they need.
some dumb whore at a yard sale this weekend, left her ford expedition idling while looking. well, you know, she needs a fucking 8 seater to drive around her toddler. fuckin' fat fuck.
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The McCanns Did It
These twats are a complete embarrassment to the USA. They all look like something that crawled out of the late 1980's ! Please do not let them back into our country when filming is over.... put them out to pastor and be done with this reality bullshit show.
The police accident was probably some staged shit for ratings . If they cant get drunk and arrested for disorderly conduct... then what else is there? Watching the Situation make pizza's would be a snorefest and they all know it.
Wrong....first mistake Italy made was letting her into their country. Second was letting her drive. She deserves life in jail for torture....for anyone why has accidentally glimpsed her or the show.
The local Italians must look at her (all of the JS crew) and wonder WTF is wrong with America.
No coincidence that this shit only happens when they're filming! So transparent, MTV, so transparent....
I agree that people shouldn't automatically get to drive in other countries. Recently, there was a really horrible accident one town over from me. A Swiss guy blew through a stop sign going so fast that when he crashed his little sedan into the school bus that had the right-of-way, the bus FLIPPED on it's side and crushed a 16-year-old girl who was riding her bike on the sidewalk. She died, as did the passenger of the car. Only good thing is that no children were on the bus. Last article I've read, the driver has been charged with reckless driving and running a stop sign.
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 7:43pm.
I agree. And Europeans shouldn't be allowed to drive in America. Too difficult.
As for this incident, I have 3 things to say:
1. Faked up drama for the show. Done on purpose.
2. Why is Snooki called that?
3. Italy, we're sorry these shitbags ended up on your shores. So if they have an "accident" there, we totally won't blame you.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Italian cops are molto hot. The forearms in the main pic! That one with the earpiece in thumb #2!
Is Vinny shortbus?
I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt during my mini-marathon, but I just can't.
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GERONIMO!
I'm pretty sure Snooki is adopted and Chilean.
I am also certain that she was the subject of an entire front page of the NYTimes recently, and that is when I began to believe in The Rapture.
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GERONIMO!
Seriously, though. Maybe if we leave the JS cast in Europoe long enough they'll all self-destruct.
America will be safe once again.
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The white holsters are so futuristic.
Designed by NASA. Astronauts would wear these guns while filming spaghetti westerns on the moon.
"Hand over that moonshine or die you varmint!"
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What's left for me in this world when Sooki drives a car - crappy or not - and I can't?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
lmao at Trade-A-Snook: -- hahaaaa!
Submitted by Nikkola on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:16pm.
That fat little pig isn't fooling anyone, she is NOT Italian, not even close, she's from somewhere in central america and her parents probably traded her for a goat and 2 chickens.
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Who drives in Florence? There is simply no need.
I just forced myself to watch 4 episodes back to back of JS, that's the first time I ever watched more than five minutes.
All I can say is that, imo, Snooki is quite entertaining, and Pauly D is very sweet and the only one who deserves to make a career out of JS.
The rest of them can go suck an egg.
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GERONIMO!
We need a reset on society when stupid whores like this are considered celebrities. What is she famous for any way besides getting drunk and having sex with strangers? Paris Hilton already did that.
I can't neg on Snooki. She's just too entertaining.
Leave Snooki alooooone
LOL Anything to promote the brand
PICKLES 4 EVA!
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
I mean: "Nicole Polizzi"! Oopsie!
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
To think they have Amanda Knox in prison and these idiots are roaming around is just...criminal.
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:22pm.
okay.okay. y'all are making me laugh, but I am getting shit faced (not in public, Xtina!).
and!
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:03pm.
Oh wait they're filming the hobbit movie all ready?
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ahahahahahahaha. ho-shit, I am going to bed.
*dreams of brown-ish hobbits with large sunglasses*
I know...Dildo Baggins.
Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:23pm.
Can someone plz click my fucking link. It's about Snooki.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
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Hey I love Snooki. Like, hello? She's smart enuff to know that an hour in a room alone with her is too much torture for any man woman or child - even haters!
Personally, I can't wait til the next time she tries to show us who she is. Maybe she'll get it right. So exciting! *claps hands, licks monitor*
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:23pm.
Can someone plz click my fucking link. It's about Snooki.
Clicked it! She has more of a Cali accent than a Joisey one.
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Todd Phillips "ended up making as much as $60 million, according to a person with knowledge of the situation who requested anonymity because of the privacy of such financial matters."
Wow, everyone was wearing these sunglasses 2 years ago...way to go!
*stumbles back in*
...wait. CHECK OUT THAT WHITE HOLSTER! I want to bedazzle that MF. It would be ghey, but there is a very large gun in it....do you think he is shooting blanks or glitter?
*passes out*
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Can someone plz click my fucking link. It's about Snooki.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
okay.okay. y'all are making me laugh, but I am getting shit faced (not in public, Xtina!).
and!
Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 9:03pm.
Oh wait they're filming the hobbit movie all ready?
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ahahahahahahaha. ho-shit, I am going to bed.
*dreams of brown-ish hobbits with large sunglasses*
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:55pm.
Bwahahaha, I just read in the local paper that Deena is hosting a party here at some bar I've never heard of this summer. Here in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan, Canada. That girl is going places.
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O, THAT is precious! WTF are they gonna do with a "Deena" in Saskatchewan? Eat her? LOL!
DISCLAIMER!: Saskatchewanians (or whatever) are not cannibals - Deena just looks like something you might hunt. But she's kinda little, so maybe not.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
That fat little pig isn't fooling anyone, she is NOT Italian, not even close, she's from somewhere in central america and her parents probably traded her for a goat and 2 chickens.
I'm in awe of the sunglasses chain. It serves no purpose; like Snooki, it's just… there.
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"I just remembered--I don't work here!!" ~Casey Anthony
People, please stop watching these assholes so they go away forever
@ RustyHooligan, if I'm hard up for entertainment that night and feel the need to be surrounded by Ed Hardy and douchiness, I just might.
Oh wait they're filming the hobbit movie all ready?
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 8:55pm.
I just read in the local paper that Deena is hosting a party here at some bar I've never heard of this summer.
Why not go and report back? How bad can it be: the bar serves booze?
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Todd Phillips "ended up making as much as $60 million, according to a person with knowledge of the situation who requested anonymity because of the privacy of such financial matters."
Since their season in Italy seems to be wildly successful thus far--endearing themselves to the locals, and all--I think they should make this a regular thing: every season in a different city around the world. Such a gesture would go such a long way towards engendering goodwill between Americans and other cultures.
I propose that Season 4 be filmed in Pyongyang, Season 5 in Islamabad, and Season 6 in Khartoum. They could do the reunion episode in Mogadishu.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Bwahahaha, I just read in the local paper that Deena is hosting a party here at some bar I've never heard of this summer. Here in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan, Canada. That girl is going places.
Not manufactured "drama" at all.
A friend of mine is on a two week vacation in Italy. I kinda hate him for that.
"Deena" (real name Steven) is an actual character on the show? I guess (as someone pointed out) they needed a) someone who would make Snookie look good, and b) a girl who wouldn't be out of any of the male cast members' leagues.
Speaking of Deena, didn't she play the mother in Everybody Loves Raymond??
Those are both some really fugly bitches. I continue to want Snokie to come correct and quit frontin' that she's Italian, it gets tiresome.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Beakzilla the Tragic Tranny makes almost anybody look better next to her.
Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 7:48pm.
Italian phonebooks must not be very thick.
Ha! I just got that. Sorry, I've been drinking.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/30/2011 - 7:14pm.
Shit, even Snooki looks attractive next to that shitty-looking Deena character. What a mess she is.
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Which explains why they're friends.
of course she crashed into a cop car.
*shakes head*
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