This Is Not Blake Lively, So Says Blake Lively
I've always said that if your nekkid ass nekkid pictures are scattered around the Internet and you're not into it, you either pull a Cassie by saying "It's just a titty!" or you deny like it's your job. You blame nerdboys with advanced Photoshop skills or interns at Industrial Light & Magic. You say, "It wasn't me" until bitches get tired of rolling their eyes at you. You throw them off the scent of your smilin' snatch.
Well, after (NSFW) these pictures of a naked somebody who looks just like Blake Lively made the rounds tonight, her rep immediately called FAAAAAAAAAAAKE (the pictures and her tits, I think) to UsWeekly:
“The Photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 percent fake.Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”
That's right. Blake would never EVER get nipples out naked in front of a camera. NEVER. And if Blake did, she'd never leak those pictures onto the Internet. NEVER. And if she leaked those pictures onto the Internet, there's no way in hell she'd do it a week before her movie comes out. Nope. It's not her. Case closed.
P.S. - When I got an email with the subject "BLAKE NAKED," I was completely let down when it wasn't pictures of Blake Carrington.
Wow...I mean, I was never a huge fan of her but i liked some of her songs, the pics kind of surprise me. I mean, I know plenty of people do kinky shit behind closed doors, but it really irritates me when they are all "OH HELL NO THAT WASN'T ME!" Really? Just admit you messed up and move on.
Bree
In this webcam shots her people said it wasn't her, all photoshop
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_PjILj76JuJQ/STDLUdWi_DI/AAAAAAAALNQ/qnrtm6z13Kk/mo...
But for these ones she said what most dumb sluts said when they did not used the DELETE button that no one could destroy her, she was stronger etc
http://www.tvnotas.com.mx/2010/11/09/C-1160-belinda-disfrutando-del-sexo...
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
@ Angeluz_4ever, I had no idea about Belinda! Ewwww.
Bunny Rabbit ... LOL... it just shows how little I care about Blake Lively that I didn't know that or followed that story.
That being the case and she had her boobage done, then I admit it, I could very well be wrong. But she's as dull as dirt anyway so I don't know why we all care so much (including me).
Ah, how this makes me long for the slightly more dignified days of Kate Hepburn and Cary Grant and the golden age of Hollywood when even showing a navel was considered gasp-worthy news.
Now if you don't show your cooch via 'leaked' iPhone pictures, you're not a star.
Kate Hepburn didn't need no stinkin' breast implants and didn't flash the hoo-hah while getting out of a limo either. I'd rather be her than Blake Frickin Lively any day.
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The facial pic looks nothing like her, imo.
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OK, I swore I didn't care, but if you look at the pics Datura posted from Celebitchy, there is a spot of visible cover up in what would appear to be the same spot as the mark on her skin that people are talking about. And if you were faking pics, wouldn't you photoshop that out?
What, no Weinergate?
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1. I believe that's the original iPhone from 2007, brushed aluminium.
2. iPhones save date and location (GPS) in the pghoto data, so it should be easy to find out where these photos were taken.
3. I don't think it's her but I just don't give a shit anyway...
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CandyCanze on Thu, 12/30/2010 - 9:29am.
It could or could not be her. She's a real dime a dozen, that one.
Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:23am.
Definitely NOT Blake Lively. She's as flat chested as Kiera Knightley and this girl's well endowed.
Easy.
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Um, she had her tits done last year. It was big news because it was so obvious. They were riding high and round at an awards show. I think the girl in the pics is definitely her.
HATERS, ahahahahahahahha BLAAAAAAAKE!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Rumor has it she fucked Harvey Weinstein to get where she is.
It's her. Same mole, same lips, same brows and nose. Even the hooded eye lids. That looks like a production personal trailer she's in...wonder if this is an old pic sent Ben that his wife Jen found? LOL! Nice pay back, karma can be a bitch:)
I guess it's better than seeing BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE naked.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
I think it's her but you know what denying it actually does work... when Leighton Meester denied, when of course it was her, nobody made a big deal I was so shocked because for the Disney 'girls' was way worst... also the first Belinda scandal (latinos know who am I talking about, the one on the webcam her mom, a Dina Lohan in the making, said that it was photoshop and it wasn't her child so same thing with Blake
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I'm going to say it's her because of the burred mole on her face. You can just make it out in the blurry photo with the iPhone, it's on the opposite side because it's a mirror shot. I'm calling real on this.
Those tits are 100% fake, I work in a titty bar so I know fake boobs. Blake's are also a fairly obvious fake, so the body does look like hers. The lighting on the head shot is weird so photoshop is a possibility, but I think it's her.
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She was pretty flat chested in the traveling pants movies. If she suddenly 'grew', that would explain it. Or maybe she's the victim of photoshop boobage or a padded push-up bra or both. Either way, I'm telling you, I know boobies, and those nekkid boobie pix aren't hers.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
The tits look fake (good fake, but nonetheless) and that face has ecstasy written all over it.
Definitely not flat-chested
http://www.boomtron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blake-lively.jpg
Definitely NOT Blake Lively. She's as flat chested as Kiera Knightley and this girl's well endowed.
Easy.
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grommet LOL do they do those!!!!???
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 10:00am.
Someone made a good point about her having this cellphone in non-naked pictures. I google searched it and here is an example of her having the white iphone with a black cover:
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The iPhone argument is a weak one, IMO, just because they are not uncommon. Also, if someone is photoshopping and going to the trouble of trying to pass this off as Blake, then they may have seen the photos of her and her white iPhone and gotten a black skin. Possible.
Again, I am not trying to be a bitch and I am no fan of Lively's, it simply doesn't make me think it has to be her just because they have the same phone.
I still think the photo with her face is photoshopped, and the rest of the pics, where her face isnt seen, is someone else. I may be wrong, but that is my Detective LaToya conclusion.
Ha! No idea.
grommet OMG good detective work! They should do nipple prints like fingerprints!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I think it's her - the pics are from at least 2009 judging by the phone/cover in this pic:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_roc4YK5tGDg/SooHj9t6QeI/AAAAAAAAEco/s0cFa9LlV-...
Who would go through the trouble of getting an iPhone 3 with the same cover as her old phone, to make fake pictures to leak now?
ETA: Bossy - I posted before seeing your post with the same picture. Great minds and all that... ;)
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yeah, not everyone has that WHITE iphone, do they? i think it's brand new....
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Someone made a good point about her having this cellphone in non-naked pictures. I google searched it and here is an example of her having the white iphone with a black cover: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_roc4YK5tGDg/SooHj9t6QeI/AAAAAAAAEco/s0cFa9LlV-...
If Blake has a white iPhone 4 she better dump it fast!
For what it's worth I don't think it's Bland Lively either... it looks like a crossbreed between her and January Jones.
I don't give a shit who it is.... SHE HAS NICE TITS.....
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You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Completely different mouth.
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watttteeeeeevvverrr... this is her attempt to seem more "interesting" instead of bland dull bitch.
doesn't she have a new movie coming out?
anyway these pics arent going to be embarrassing because 99% of hollywood producers and execs have seen this bitch naked and fucked her.
Submitted by Frushdis on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:28am.
Yeah I'll let you have that. I'd just like to believe that she's going down the LiLo route, makes it way more interesting than Blake Lively Likes To Bake.
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I was hoping she might go down that road a little quicker than LiLo. I don't know if I am up to hearing about this chick for several more years.
I am not saying that it isn't her, I hope it is, but the photos, to me, are odd. I do believe she is a desperate attention ho, no doubt!
Um, nice wooden paneling, TRASH!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:28am.
Yeah I'll let you have that. I'd just like to believe that she's going down the LiLo route, makes it way more interesting than Blake Lively Likes To Bake.
At first I did think it was her, but now I do not. I can't even believe I'm going to say this but I recalled that she'd had a nip slip pic before and after looking at that again I don't think this is her. Different nips! haha. Gross. I hate myself.
http://www.americangirl.co.uk/index.php/2008/07/29/blake-lively-nipple-s...
Submitted by Frushdis on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:25am.
Look, it isn't any big deal. However she is not the only person to have a white iPhone with a black protective skin.
I don't really care one way or the other if it is her or not.
It looks like her. I mean the shape of her eyes, the eyebrows, they're exactly the same.
Her eyes are watery and red. DRUNK!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:44am.
Submitted by Frushdis on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 3:23am.
It is her. She's been seen with that iPhone before, google it.
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Yes, because she is the ONLY person who owns an iPhone.
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Did you really think I meant that?
http://www.glittarazzi.com/storage/blake-lively-nude-2011-05-31-NSFW.jpg
I said THAT iPhone. If these are fake then fake blake lively really made quite the effort, and honestly who would go that far for some two bit pancake faced actress?
I don't think it's her. In the other pictures she has her face covered by her phone, how convenient. This girl has a good body but Blake's proportions are better. And this girl has bigger eyes. Probably just looked like Blake in this blurry picture so they ran with it.
But what do I know??
Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 8:14am.
With the body of an silicone-stuffed angel and the face of a middle-aged Des Moines truckstop hooker struggling to feed her five racially diverse kids, Blake is still a notch too hot to be feeling the thunderous flesh claps from Leo's overhanging FUPA pouch, or to have her throbbing woman's pearl tickled and nibbled by the teeny, tiny, creepy spaced-out teeth of Ben Affleck. Only a true elevator music deity with a passion for soprano sax could truly show a gal like this what sensual lovemaking is all about.
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Woah! Bravo - You just made Blake totally hot to me. Forget Chanel, She NEEDS to go the truckstop hooker route!
Submitted by grommet on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:24pm.
Mole? I think it's a shitty little necklace.
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I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'd venture to side more with you here; the mole in question doesn't appear in the rest of the pictures.
These pics are probably her audition portfolio. Either way, she'd rockin' a decent bod; I'll give her that.
With the body of an silicone-stuffed angel and the face of a middle-aged Des Moines truckstop hooker struggling to feed her five racially diverse kids, Blake is still a notch too hot to be feeling the thunderous flesh claps from Leo's overhanging FUPA pouch, or to have her throbbing woman's pearl tickled and nibbled by the teeny, tiny, creepy spaced-out teeth of Ben Affleck. Only a true elevator music deity with a passion for soprano sax could truly show a gal like this what sensual lovemaking is all about.
Wow those pics that Datura posted last night at 10:08 are telling, when you compare them. Same face moles (one on left, one on right), same nose shape, same eyebrowns, even the same hairline!
I'm voting "yes", it's her. Blake, honey, just go on Dave Letterman and do the "Top Ten Reasons I took nekkid photos of myself" and laugh this off. Denying it only makes you look foolish.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 7:07am.
Can't she take a picture that's in focus? ...
I would say because she's clearly been drinking. The "eyes" have it...
Uh, that's clearly Blake. Her body is nothing to be ashamed of...but it's not like we didn't know that already, seeing as it's pretty much the only reason she's famous.
Denying it just makes people investigate it more. People will have the side by side comparisons, and counting freckles and moles...and if she had just admitted it, it would probably go away faster.
OMG-this is totally Blake! She has "pneumatic boobs" breast implants right under the armpits! Why don't we ask Ben Affleck?
I'd hedge a bet it's her. Except for the first one, the face is carefully covered.
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looks like her to me. a week before her new movie release, no surprise there.
POOOHTEEEE!