Vanity Fair's TEETH Issue
Fuck the whole "future King and Queen of England" shit, these two really have an amazingly successful career in dental poster modeling ahead of them. Look at all those teefs! So big! So many of them! Prince William and Duchess Kate are straight up teeth hoarders and I don't even mind. This is obviously all part of the royal family's campaign to dispel the stereotype that all Brits have teeth like a meth-ey llama who brushes with a chainsaw. It's working!
You know how Prince Charles told Camilla that he wants to be reincarnated as her tampon? Well, I want to be reincarnated as Prince William's floss. Actually, I really want to be reincarnated as Prince Hot Ginge's Radiant Red Daily Pube Shampoo, but Prince William's floss is my second choice.
Above is Prince and Princess Teefs on the cover of Vanity Fair, because they aren't nearly on the cover of enough magazines even though every grocery store checkout looks like a stalker's altar to the royal family. And below is the Blake Lively of England, Pippa Middleton, at the French Open yesterday.
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pippa has become an instant celeb and count down in 3 2 1 when ALL the dudes she has fucked start selling the story or pics of that haggard old looking hoe.
pippa is a real slut you guys. i know it cuz it takes one to know one.
Their smiles are even faker than they were when the engagement was announced.
I don't really think about these spoiled snobs too much, so not much to say about the prince and (not)princess here. I will say, though, that Pippa is definitely fug. How in the hell she ever got to be on magazine covers is beyond me. I was in line at Walmart and saw her on People and screamed "SHE'S UGLY!" as a knee jerk reaction. She reminds me of this awful ratty brown carpet from this house I lived in. It was the original carpet from the 60s and had been shredded by a dog. Yes.
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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 7:21pm.
I'm rooting for these two. and is it true that kate can't have children?
I don't think the marriage would have been allowed...what's the point of marrying someone who can't supply an heir?
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Salt n Pippa makes me think she likes to get high behind Fuckingham Palace.
Hahaha! Well said stan dup. And kate's tio of the nose has been refined fo sho'. Looks subtle. They look good together
I used to think Kate was kind of homely, but lately I think she really is interesting and beautiful. There's been a nose job, but still, she looks pretty good.
Pippa looks like a 30-something mother of twins from a rich suburb. But both these girls have great bodies and give me the vibe of hot dirty sex. Especially Pippa here.
Oh that dirty slut Pippa is some high-class pussy. I would so enjoy watching her get fucked.
question:
if kate had worked while being william's girlfriend - how do you think that would have worked out for the place of employment re: paparazzi, fake clients who just want to see the prince's gf, her safety, etc.?
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I'm rooting for these two. and is it true that kate can't have children?
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Does anyone else get the feeling that Pippa is a huge ho? I do.
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Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
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Hope Kate buys William hair plugs for Christmas.
Or at least one of Affleck's second hand rugs.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 2:00pm.
I think it's b.c of the English sailors who had scurvy and shit and their teeth would fall out! I swear it's hilarious b.c that was oh, just more than a few years ago. But also some people think it's still happening. It is an obnoxious stereotype.
Someone commented about how people have animosity towards Kate (Now to be called 'Catherine') and i think the nickname Waity Katie was just b.c she barely worked. She did a short half ass sometime stint for her parents' company (serious joke) and then she worked part time at Jig saw as a buyer and got that job through a family friend. No full time work for any sustained period. And being in a shit economy, etc people hate seeing the rich live well as they scrap by. But it seems people comment less negatively on Kate almost overnight ever since she got married. Interesting.. like people in the UK hate her less now?
Kate looks gorge on this cover.
Pippa gets on my nerves. She is so desperately riding on her sister's coattails.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by the violator on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 3:10pm.
Vanity Fair was thoughtful enough to plop the title right on his forehead and sort of cover up from the bald.
prince billy is going very bald.
in a couple of years, there may not be but a few charlie brown type hairs left.
Yeah, the Brits really envy the perfect American teeth they see on Jerry Springer shows.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
christ - i like wills and kate, but his smile right there looks like the fake one that people do when they imitating royalty. i guess the imitation is accurate.
and kate's is an excellent fake smile, but fake nonetheless. its okay, they dont always have to real smile. altho maybe william is, i dont know.
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Brits have good teeth, I have no idea where the bullshit about bad teefs ever started? If you look at 1970s and earlier movies you'll notice that even big American stars didn't have great teeth, it's only with the huge advancements in cosmetic dentistry in the 80s and 90s that Hollywood teefs got so "perfect".
I'm a 35 year old Brit, have never had a cavity or filling, don't have wonky teeth and keep them clean and bright. It kind of fucks me off that Americans think that they are the only ones with good teeth (even though every reality show proves it to be otherwise).
Submitted by Rubygirl214 on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:44am.
These Middleton girls will not age well. They already look 40. (hell, I'm 42 and look about the same, LOL)
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Ain't that the truth? I can't get over how old this broads look.
Puerto Ricans use the word Pippa to say fat belly.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 12:53pm.
Don't be a jelly h8ter because you don't have a mercedes and a country home with room for a pony!
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Im sorry but Pippa looks like she's in her early 40s. She looks like an Upper East Side mom who has 2 kids in her 40s but still looks 'good for her age'
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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:25am.
Pippa means blowjob in greek,just saying.
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Haha!
In Swedish, pippa means "fuck".
Submitted by Kenneth G on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 12:02pm.
HAHAHA Hyacinth Bucket! RICHARD, DARLING, MIND THE COWS!!!
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HAHAHA Hyacinth Bucket! RICHARD, DARLING, MIND THE COWS!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 11:34am.
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Agree, Pippa IS common nickname for Philippa, esp. amount the upper crusties. Of course, so are names like Buffy and Bongo and Muffy and Bipsy so what the hell do I know.
Do these social climbing MILs go by the name of Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)?
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I agree on the stupid nicknames that the upper class use (Bunny etc) but Pippa isn't that posh is it? No my MIL did sliiiightly better to marry in good money but sucks to be her: It was largely lost due to bad investments. But the miserable marriage and keeping up appearances? Yeah totally.
How old is that picture they are using for the cover? Aren't they both almost 30? They look barely 20 here.
I like Kate, but this Pippa broad looks awfully smug.
OMG DWM thanks!!!! That looks really good! (the trailer) thanks for posting, I loved the Swedish version I own it, but I hope this one will not disappoint either.
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I'd like to see Thumbnail #2 on the cover of a magazine, claiming how "stunning" Pippa is. Media, THERE is your "stunner"!
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 11:17am.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 9:52am.
Waity Katie reminds me so much of my own (English) MIL, it isn't funny. She even speaks with the same affected 'posh' accent.MIL was the queen of social-climbing and thought she won the lottery when she landed my FIL. (He was minor landed gentry- an alumnus of Oxford Univeristy (Magdelene College), Sandhurst Military Academy, the whole nine yards.) Still, she quickly found out it wasn't quite the deal she envisioned. She was married to the SOB for over 50 years until he died, and I would bet the majority of them were pretty fucking miserable.
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME (or my SIL). Christ that is so close to my MIL.
And ehr. Fuck you all with your "weeehh Pippa is a stupid name". It's a pretty common nickname. I like it.
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Agree, Pippa IS common nickname for Philippa, esp. amount the upper crusties. Of course, so are names like Buffy and Bongo and Muffy and Bipsy so what the hell do I know.
Do these social climbing MILs go by the name of Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)?
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Don't they have maids to take out the garbage for them?
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 11:26am.
I like Kate, not sure why there's so much aggression towards her. I also don't see why people are so enamored with Pippa. She has a slim figure, okay I'll give her that one, but her face isn't particularly fantastic. Of the two sisters Kate is definitely the better looking one.
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Completely agree. Pippa looked hot in THAT dress but is nowhere near as pretty as Kate. Who could do with a few pounds of weight gain it has to be said. But of the two Kate is definitly prettier. Pippa has really harsh features in real life.
I like Kate, not sure why there's so much aggression towards her. I also don't see why people are so enamored with Pippa. She has a slim figure, okay I'll give her that one, but her face isn't particularly fantastic. Of the two sisters Kate is definitely the better looking one.
She looks like an average forty year old soccer mom and she should have left that granny hand bag at home! I know it's probably some designer bag, but it still looks like some hiddeous granny bag :o(
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 9:52am.
Waity Katie reminds me so much of my own (English) MIL, it isn't funny. She even speaks with the same affected 'posh' accent.MIL was the queen of social-climbing and thought she won the lottery when she landed my FIL. (He was minor landed gentry- an alumnus of Oxford Univeristy (Magdelene College), Sandhurst Military Academy, the whole nine yards.) Still, she quickly found out it wasn't quite the deal she envisioned. She was married to the SOB for over 50 years until he died, and I would bet the majority of them were pretty fucking miserable.
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME (or my SIL). Christ that is so close to my MIL.
And ehr. Fuck you all with your "weeehh Pippa is a stupid name". It's a pretty common nickname. I like it.
*folds arms*
God, when are we going to stop hearing about these people?
Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:36am.
However, BLACK SHIRT WHITE SHOES BROWN BAG???
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IMO, people wearing black and brown together should be slapped.
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twerk those stumps!
Right after the royal wedding, one of my fb friends said she was going to name her future adopted Chinese daughter Pippa.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 9:55am.
Letinstar I'm interested in what they say about Stieg too. Have you seen the new trailer for the US version?
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dwm, i saw the US trailer...but i saw the the Swedish version of the movie and it thought it was great...it will be hard for the US to top it...we'll see...
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Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:36am.
However, BLACK SHIRT WHITE SHOES BROWN BAG???
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That's no 80s mistake tho...there was no brown in the 80s;p
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These Middleton girls will not age well. They already look 40. (hell, I'm 42 and look about the same, LOL)
I know my fellow former 80s fashion victims will agree we have a problem with matchy-matchy that we must work hard to overcome in these non-matchy times. However, BLACK SHIRT WHITE SHOES BROWN BAG???
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It's one of those pictures where the noses follow you.
Does anyone else notice that Kate smiles like a stroke victim?
Wow, Pippa is really pimping her "sister-of-the-bride" gig.
Personally I don't find her all that attractive, and I actually thought she was Kate's older sister, not younger. Homegirl looks about forty years old up close.
I have to hand it to her though, she is being very shrewd. She knows being Dutchess Kate's sister is the only ticket she has to landing a rich guy and she's milking it for all it's worth.
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 05/31/2011 - 10:17am.
Pippa is a cutie.. but she is not celebrity material!! What has she done thats note worthy?!
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As far as I can tell, she's thin and attractive so by media standards is the breakout star of this cesspool of fuckery.
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