Taylor Lautner's Dad Might Be Crazy
Taylor Lautner's publicist is fucking done with him professionally and it isn't because of a gay scandal or anything like that. It's because Taylor's father is the second coming of Kit Culkin wrapped in White Oprah and incubated inside of an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. Basically, Taylor's father is the stage dad from the ninth circle of Hell and his (ex)publicist isn't about to go to jail for double slapping a grown man's basement chin.
The Hollywood Reporter says that Robin Baum of Slate PR, who also represents Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp, erased Taylor's name from her BlackBerry after only working with him for three months. Taylor's manager has kept their lips shut over this mess, but sources say that Taylor's father Daniel is the problem.
Judging by that picture, Daddy Lautner looks like a for real twat wart who will huff at you when you take too long at the sundae bar at Sizzler. But he should still learn from the Kit Culkins and Jaid Barrymores before him. Either Daddy Lautner's going to completely ruin his son's career. Or he's going to get dumped by his son and will have to pay his bills by selling stories to the tabloids for a four-figure check. Being a stage parent is not hard. Just let the professionals do the work and then steal a little money off the top each month. Seriously. But Taylor's publicist really should've seen this coming. Never trust a stage dad who looks like the pile of Chet from Weird Science.
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Daddy looks like he's about to take him out back and whoop that ass.
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Awww... that makes me so sad. Taylor seems like a sweetie and his father is the opposite. I hope he isn't abused in any way. This may be why things didn't work with Taylor Swift. :(
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Man - ugly people can have pretty kids.
wow, must have inherited his good looks from Mama.
Oh my, Dad's not hot.
he always has such a bratty look on his face. his dad's hot though
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:50pm.
I see the resemblance in the eyes. The dad looks like a nasty mess
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Agreed, only I was going to use a different 4-letter word for the dad. Take your pick.
I'm starting to feel the same level of disdain for "stage parents" as I do for abusive parents. It's one thing to support & encourage your child's dreams; it's another thing to treat that child as a commodity.
I am SO GLAD I never tried to get into acting or music professionally as a child. My mom, much as I love her, is a psycho-control-freak who tried to micromanage every aspect of my life. The LAST thing I'd want is for someone like that to do the same for my career. I don't care HOW good that career was.
Therapeutic rant over. ;-)
My old grandma ass loves this cute little shit. I sure as hell wouldn't fuck his dad to get to him though!!
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DAMN! The object of all my wet dreams! And I'm not talking about the fat one. I'm not sure who's handling Taylor but I like the direction theyve steered him in. Clean cut, only limited appearences and he remains very private. I hope it stays that way.
Submitted by WorleyBird on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 6:38am.
Submitted by karmaskull on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:41pm.
God, Taylor is so fucking hot. If that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I'm with you! I'd like me some Taylor. Va va voooooom. Hell, yeah!
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Hopefully this kid does a Drew Barrymore and not a Lindsay Lohan when he realizes the parental/s need to be tossed. From the looks of it Taylor is kept on a strict diet & exercise routine while his parents scarf down all the food his money can buy.
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LOL! I just read Lautner's wiki page and it said his dad was an airline pilot! If passengers have to pay extra for being fat, what about pilots? The dude is fat! I can't imagine him having been able to fit in the cockpit.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 7:14am.
Am I the only one who finds this Lautner creature hideously ugly?
NO you are not! I think this kid looks like he got punched in the face one too many times, and his IQ is about 60. He always has a DUHHH expression on his face. Not attractive in the least.
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They actually look a lot alike if you just look at their faces. His Dad has hard a hard life.
taylor's dad reminds of vito from the sopranos, the one that was into dudes ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4V3jM7x3bk
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Dad looks like he's tardy
First of all, I'm not calling him "Taylor," as he's not my pal, and I don't work for E!
Lautner is of WT stock - they always whore out the perceived pretty ones, and milk 'em till they're dry.
The US has turned worshiping trash, into an art form.
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Am I the only one who finds this Lautner creature hideously ugly? His face is just some squished together mess of large features that scare me. I have a hard time even looking at him.
Daddy needn't worry, after the Twilight b.s is over, so will his sons career. The kid can't act. He is awful, as is everyone, in Twilight and his turn in Valentine's Day was as painful to watch as Biel's was. Of course that movie sucked too.
Daddy needs to find that kid better movies to be in, so I can really rail on him for being a shitty actor.
What happened to people wearing t-shirts that are actually clean?
How did Twilight snag a publicist that reps Craig and Depp? Talk about downgrade. How embarrassing for Depp and Craig.
Submitted by karmaskull on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 9:41pm.
God, Taylor is so fucking hot. If that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I'm with you! I'd like me some Taylor. Va va voooooom. Hell, yeah!
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Big Pussy is his dad?
Big Pussy is his dad?
<"Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 2:51am.
He will not age well.">
<"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 1:39am.
Taylor is a very hot little loquita!
Please post photos of Taylor presenting hole!">
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Nanners is very correct, but Mrs. Patrick Campbell might have a lot of fun in the intervening years.
Ugh - when is the last Twilight movie coming out so the whole lot of them can go away?
And ITA with the poster who said these Tweens have no standards. Between this guy, the Jonases, Shia LaRuinsTransformers and Bieber - WTF? I blame nonorganic meats for fucking up all their hormones!
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His madre, Dunno, looks more like daddyo to me.
http://bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2009/05/lautner%20mommy/post_i...
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Except for the nose (and 100 lbs) Taylor looks just like dad. He will not age well.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 1:27am.
I guess Taylor got his good looks from his mom then...
OR the pet chimp his dad porked.
Submitted by Gweb on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:16am.
Looks like Tony Soprano's throwing him out of the Bada Bing club for being a homo.
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I guess Taylor got his good looks from his mom then...
I refuse to believe that any young woman who threw herself at Taylor would, after getting rebuffed, agree to fuck his disgusting father. What, so she could say, "I fucked Taylor Lautner's dad"?
I don't get this kid. He is hot from the neck down but his face is fug. It always has annoyed me they picked this midget to play Jacob who was supposed to almost 7 foot tall. And really good looking. He is neither.
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Taylor Lautner looks like a shark. He can look good without a shirt on but his face situation has always been too creepy for me. 12-year girls of today, please have STANDARDS.
oh thanks becky, that's disgusting.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:23am.
Why do I have a feeling this is the answer to a blind item?
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TexnDoc said the same thing earlier.
The one where the Dad is picking up the leftover girls.
Time to cut the cord Taylor.
Why do I have a feeling this is the answer to a blind item?
He's done. This really looks bad on Lautner. Robin can 'handle' Depp, who is the biggest movie star in the world and Daniel friggin 'James Bond' Craig with no problems. Yet this kid, (who by the way demanded 7 million a picture once the Twilight craze hit full force), and his father are unbearable to work with.
Looks like Tony Soprano's throwing him out of the Bada Bing club for being a homo.
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he must be living his life thru his son/kid and that must suck big time, I know how it feels. I feel bad for the kid because his career is going to be over soon and then the father is going to blame taylor for not being what the father wanted him to be.
sad, very sad
Taylor's nineteen, he needs to cut the cord and run for his life.
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Looks like dad is questioning his date before he gets to go out. :(
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that's showing your pimp hand, right there.
(taylor, you can still run away)
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Damn that sucks but I notice Taylor has no friends his age he hangs out with a bunch of grown up I bet his dad doesn't let him be a normal teen kinda creepy.