Thursday, June 2nd 2011
Birthday Sluts
Wentworth Miller (39)
Brooke White (28)
Fabrizio Moretti (31)
Morena Baccarin (32)
Justin Long (33)
Nikki Cox (33)
Dominic Cooper (33)
Zachary Quinto (34)
Wayne Brady (39)
B-Real (41)
Dana Carvey (56)
Dennis Haysbert (57)
Joanna Gleason (61)
Frank Rich (61)
Jerry Mathers (63)
Lasse Hallstrom (65)
Stacy Keach (70)
Sally Kellerman (74)



oooh i know 8 people on the b-day list! happy birthday mr. miller
Happy Birthday to Dana Carvey and Lasse Hallstrom!! Once Around is one my fave films of all time and I recently saw his My Life as a Dog and really liked it a lot, too. Hell, I even liked Dear John, but Channing Tatum helped that one. I'd watch a film of Channing Tatum changing a tire.
oh duh....
Submitted by Hell Belle on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:23am.
Jinx!
I never knew that two of Drew Barrymore's loves shared the same birthday...
meh.......
Wow. Never knew that two of Drew's dudes shared a birthday.
Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 7:11am.
Happy Birthday to Dana Carvey, He is the most underrated comeadian of SNL... The Church Lady was a really HOT SLUT
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LMAO... Agreed! He really is hilarious yet understated.
Another interesting, eclectic list. Gotta love you Geminis!
I always get this guy above confused with Channing Tatum. Or is it Tatum Channing? Whatever it is, I WOULD hit them. :-)
and I read Stacy Keach is a woman beater. So he can make this his last birthday. hahah.
and I read Stacy Keach is a woman beater. So he can make this his last birthday. hahah.
Wenty is a hot piece. He was good in 'The Human Stain' too.. that movie made me teary.. he did such a good job. Underrated actor imo
Besides Resident Evil 4, How come Wentworth doesn't do alot of movies. He's a beast on Prison Break. Marvel Studios seriously needs to court him for some role at least.
oooh speaking of insurance guys, I just googled imaged the Mayhem guy aka Dean Winters if you are nasty... he is fine!
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:52am
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Thanks Snowy. Could you send that to him directly to make him feel better? :D
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Happy birthday to Dana Carvey, one of the nicest guys there is. I met him on my job; he was filming a movie on my job. Very sweet & friendly -- I'll always have a soft spot for him.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 6:36am.
What ever happened to this guy? I haven't seen him in anything since Prison Break.
he got faaaaaaaat!
http://www.beautyhobby.com/beauty/is-prison-break-star-wentworth-miller-...
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I love Wenty!~ Shut it Ricki!
Happy BDay to Joes Schmo's pooe neglected hubby!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
HB to the sexy Dennis Haysbert, the voice of Allstate Insurance and The Unit (one of the most underrated shows of all time, if you ask me)
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Hate Wentworth Miller. Unattractive, untalented, and like, 39. Why did anyone thing this chimp was ever gonna happen? I don't even care if he's gay or not. Just, no.
Brookw White...is that an Idol ho? I never even know anymore. Fuck that awful show.
Justin Long...hmmm. I guess he's cute but I don't find him like, hot.
Nikki Cox was one of those sluts who was super hot back in the day but never should have had an acting career. I guess that's why she ended up on a WB sitcom with Bobcat Goldthwait and almost married him. Jamie Luner dumps. She's the wife of Jay Mohr now, who is the lamest comedian ever for not only insisting on adding her last name to his legally, but nixed the amazing "Jay Mohr Cox" in favor of pussy bitch "Jay Cox Mohr." Meh. He got super fat, PS.
Zachary Quinto...mega gay, and obviously so. Lame dude.
Joanna Gleason! The Honorable Gertrude Lang, angry Marky Mark mom, Love & War mediocre chicago bar Cheers-ripoff slumps, and Into the Woods Tony-Winning Baker's Wife Stephen Sondheim Superstar! Heart her, and underappreciated actresses like her.
Dana Carvey and Stacey Keach...love men with women's names. I knew a male Courtney once. I shit you not. It was an amazing time in my life.
HB Lasse & to my husband. Whose birthday I forgot.
:(
*going to sit in the corner with my dunce cap*
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even the unfortunate grimace is more attractive than his most recent look:
http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/wentworth-mill...
Happy birthday, Machine....
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
dennis haysbert is a sexy beast...happy birthday to him and all the birthday sluts today...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Happy birthday to the BEAVER!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Srsly, MK? You didn't put down the Marquis de Sade?
HB to everyone ... and me! *hi5s herself*
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
http://youtu.be/fc5OZVvD4Jo
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Stacy Keach, love him! Happy birthday :)
Wentworth is NOT hot. I've always preferred Dominic Purcell, who played his brother. He's MY "Mah Boo"
oh look, its the day of the secret gays (Miller and KEENtoe)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Zachary Quinto...if ever a guy was born to play young Spock this would be him. I try to watch Heroes and I keep thinking what the hell is Spock doing here?
Wayne Brady...sorry you're not funny you're just flat out irritating.
Dana Carvey...What the hell man, you fall off the face of the earth?
Stacy Keach...He'll always be Sgt Sedanko to me.
Sally Kellerman..Hot piece of ass back on the day I tell ya!
HB slutty slut sluts
Happy Birthday to Dana Carvey, He is the most underrated comeadian of SNL... The Church Lady was a really HOT SLUT
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
Happy Birthday Charlie Watts!
Fug.
HB to one of the most famous commercial voices ever, Sally Kellerman. She made tons of money doing it. If James Earl-Jones was king, she was queen. Of course loved her as HotLips ("This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!!").
Has Wentworth come out the closet yet? I was madly in love with him for a hot minute. Same for Zachary Quinto. I'll never forgive Fox or NBC for cancelling their shows. HB!
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Happy Birthday to Drew Barrymore's ex-boyfriends:Fabrizio Moretti & Justin Long.
HB to Wayne Brady, you corny fool.
Happy birthday to Wentworth Miller, an undercover brother.
She was choppin' BRO CO LAY
HB Dana I luvs ya.
What ever happened to this guy? I haven't seen him in anything since Prison Break.
HB people, especially Dennis Haysbert! "Jesus . . . I like him very much. But he no help with curveball."
ETA - and Dana Carvey!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Nikki Cox- WTF girl happened to you?
Happy Birthday to my favorite Beaver in the whole world- Jerry Mathers.