Thursday, June 2nd 2011
Move Over, Blake Lively! Here Comes Tito Ortiz's Peen!
You can finally change your screensaver from that picture of Not Blake Lively's nipples to a naked picture of a true superstar! Tito Ortiz (aka Baby Huey) is crying HACKED after a picture of his goods mysteriously ended up on his Twitter page. Bitch got Weinered!
At least the hacker was nice enough to run the picture through Photoshop and make his "look at all the shiny lights" smile extra purdy. I'm sure you're screaming at me to get to the good shit already, so if you want to see the peen that causes an extra loud echo in Jenna Jameson's chocha, (NSFW, duh) click here or here!
And you know what, I wouldn't shoo that dick away with a stick. It gets 4 out of 5 Jenna moantones.
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Sorry, nothing exciting about a limpy. Now show me a man weilding a bottle of lube and Doc Johnsons finest and you might get my interest.
incredibly average looking-shaved or not. meh
I don't want to sound like a size-queen but there is really nothing special about this man's penis. Neither length not girth, average at best. Surprised that this is what Jenna's working with. Must be love. He gives me a Kris Humphries, missing-a-chromosome look. (shrug)
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"It amazes me how special people think they are because they've had a baby. Really? I try not to pat myself on the back for doing anything that an average h
Well, Tito, even with that unit, I'll bet it's still like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Another day, another ho, another set of nekkid pix... YAWN. Next!
(This may have to become my signature, lol)
Why would you smile while taking a dick pic? Whenever I take nudes I make sure that I give sex face while I showcase my meat , not Yearbook photo face.
Learn the tricks of the trade you stupid fucks.
He's not that bad. He's incredibly dumb looking and more deserving of the Vanilla Gorilla tag that the ex Mr Bullock being as he does actually look a bit like a shaved gorilla but apart from that (and the fact that he has been inside Jenna Jameson and therefore safe sex with him would require a full hazmat suit) he's sort of hot-ish. I would, that's all I'm saying.
how can you give this a 4 out of 5 this is like a C.brown dick look a like
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Yawn. Another douchebag clone boy with a big dick and a shaved coinpurse. Ed Hardy would be so proud.
See? Me too! Michael K. should be canonized because of all of the nut-jobs like us he saves...
Tito's peen may fill the cavernous void in Jenna's engorged sausage wallet, but it can never fill the void in my soul.
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he looks like an overgrown baby with a big dick...I always picture him in diapers...he is soooo unhot and unsexy to me....a big meh on all fronts...and no I would not hit it this century or the next...I don't have a thing for overgrown babies.
Fake, but the Twat deserves it.
that head attached to that body doesn't work for me...
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hmm, well I was with a guy that was a little bigger than this retarded looking thing, and it was great. Although the guy I was with was a 1000 x's better looking. And I'm a lesbian, but you know I'm also a women, can't help enjoying the peen once in awhile. I just can't fall in love with men, that might be a good thing though. Well, women can be just as bad.
I thought I was looking at a smiling Gerber baby head.!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:43am.
meat not bad but the rest of him is so hideous that the net result = zero.
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I don't believe it, but I just copied, pasted, and am agreeing with Mrs. PC's comment.
*BIZARRO WORLD*
And can we talk about the hideous decor. UGH! Fake log cabin + glass blocks - so 1991!!
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@ Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:06am.
i know the face is bad, but a bag over the head and it will be just fine.
Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:43am.
meat not bad but the rest of him is so hideous that the net result = zero.
Really? His body is pretty tight. It's that Barney Rubble face that is hard to overlook.
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meat not bad but the rest of him is so hideous that the net result = zero.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I don't mind his face so much, but his nipples look like they are heading south of the border.
Gweb on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:28pm.
Well, I was going to kill myself this evening because I'm so fucking depressed, but now that I've seen this numbnut douchebag's flaccid junk, I think maybe I'll wait until tomorrow. Thanks, DListed!
See? Me too! Michael K. should be canonized because of all of the nut-jobs like us he saves and when he goes to that special lucite/kitteh/chola/mah boo/fishticks/etc. hot slug [edit: SLUT} in the sky, it's going to be a cold, hard day on earth because nobody will replace him. I shall deem it, "The D-pocalypse". Much gnashing of teeth and weeping of souls...
"Melting! I'm MELTING! oh whatta world..."
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well what, you thought Jenna's grand canyon would get knocked by a guy with a small dick? Tito's looks pretty tasty even lying there like a limp noodle - too bad he's got that retarded, crazy, carny worker kind of face though...
If one of the Power Rangers did porn, it would look exactly like this.
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If it's not OK, it's not the end."
Well, I was going to kill myself this evening because I'm so fucking depressed, but now that I've seen this numbnut douchebag's flaccid junk, I think maybe I'll wait until tomorrow. Thanks, DListed!
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It looks good to me.
saltydog88 on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:26pm.
I would
With a moniker like that, I do not doubt you, sir/madame.
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Goldigga on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:55pm.
Ewwww...his dick looks so lifeless and depressed. Cheer up little Tito!
VIAGRA!!!!!! It's only a carry-on at this point. ;(
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Ewwww...his dick looks so lifeless and depressed. Cheer up little Tito!
He must be a grower...
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
His head is HUUGE, and no not that head.
I'd suck the chrome off his trailer hitch.
Fug. Suuuuuuuuuuure the pics were "leaked".
No neck. Gross.
He's a dick. Don't care about the one attached to him.
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This is the kind of guy that is only good for a rough roll in the hay, and nothing else.
Holy chorizo: ) Fully agree on only hard dicks in pictures. This slutty woman from work who was doing half the staff gave me her stash of Playgirls when I was 18. I felt completely robbed. I may as well stare at a used wad of bubblegum. I want hard, throbbing and veiny or nothing at all, good day to you sir.
Maybe TMI, but I'm old school - I like it trimmed, but a bit o' hair just to know they're of age. Never did get the whole "brazilian" look - seems skeevy to me for some reason...
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Hmmmm...girth, length, sans hair and surprizingly large (if not droopy) balls for a (alleged) steroid user...
Gotta see it hard tho'...could be an "all show no grow" sitch. That being said, still better than CBrow's!!
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Limp Penis = Anatomy class
That smile is killin' me tho. lmao
I'm enjoying the log cabin-y feel of the room more than I am this special child. But +1 for keeping some pubic hair.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Well I need it to stiffen up to make an accurate judgement, but it looks like a good size and if he can satisfy a porn star then he must know how to work it well too, BUT I do NOT like cleaned shaved dicks!!!! MEN have hair mkay??
Hekki: Not everyone goes completely bald. :D
I'd rather see a peen pic than Blake Lively's fake silcone tits. I guess I'm in the minority because I love peens, although this soft shit should not be sent to any woman you're not already fucking (she's the only one who would find it sexy).
He's 6'2"
so looks like 7.5x5 to me
Enough beige!
He is one goofy ass looking fuck.
Flaccid penises are not cute, especially when men are shaved like that Ew.
Cisco Adler's balls 4 ever
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