I Hope Jason Sudeikis Likes Death Threats From 6-Year-Olds
The nursery of mental asylums everywhere will be full of empty crib cages today, because all of the Beliebing toddlers will be in the computer labs, sending ALL-CAPS death threats to Jason Sudeikis. Jason better set up his e-mail settings to automatically reply with a link to buy chewable Prozac to any e-mail that contains the words "Jascunt Slutdookie" or "DIE." Because Justin Bieber's insane fans will be out for virtual blood.
Jason was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and the two talked about the time they were on opposite teams for the NBA All-Star celebrity game. Jimmy was on the same team as Justin Bieber and asked Jason if he trash talked the lesbian baby Jesus. What Jason said will make every mentally unstable Belieber bite their pacifiers in half while Ina Garten toasts to him.
Jason: "Trash talk him? A little bit. Just a little bit. I didn't even know it was him for the first two quarters, I thought it was a Make-A-Wish situation."
Jimmy: "You were trash talking a Make-A-Wish kid?"
Jason: "Yeah, easy target."
I see what Jason is doing. Dude is obviously a Selena Gomez fan and is trying to take the heat off of her while rounding up some material for himself. Because who wouldn't want to get a virtual death threat like this:
You know, this Belieber is actually giving Selena major credit, because they think she can suck and fuck an ass at the same time. Some hos (John Travolta) go to yoga just so that they can stretch themselves into that position!
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I want one of those T-Shirts from the Celebtard Clusterfuck Bastet Balls Game.
Wanna know what my Wish would be? Once again, I say roll out the Giant Celeb Cannon, load Justin Beaver in it, point it at Cuba and
*POOM!*
I worry about this kid, I really do. He's gonna die in a drunken, bloody car wreck that ends up on BestGore.
Or someone will actually kill him.
This brainless, spoiled little Disney puppet is just doing what any kid would do in his situation, it's his parents I wonder about. Where the fuck are they? The douches.
And the only thing worse than tween-schlick gold digging glory is Jason Sukdis riding the coat tails of it. He better just drop it before the face spatter stains his career permanently.
I think being attracted to lesboys like the Biebs is one those peculiar phases girls go through.
Like the horse fancying thing - except you don't often hear 'get offa mah steed you mutha fucker - I saw you tryin to pet his mane' at Pony Club.
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:31am.
Raul! That's an exit! Not an entry!
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Agreed. Dirty, dirty, dirty!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
" unusually handsome Scientologists such as John Travolta and Tom Cruise "
What's so unusual about this kind of handsomeness? Intriguing.
Jason & Jimmy are both no talent skanks, IMO.
Bieber....I have no idea, but grown adults who bully children whether they are famous or not are the ones who need to put in asylum cribs for a little while. Issues.
Considering recent posts, I'm pretty sure that "SoffyBut" quote is DListed's "Ricky Lake"....
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:30am.
I honestly do not get the Belieber madness.
Heck, the Bay City Fucking Rollers were better than this little stain.
::shuffles away in walker::
Bibier sucks. so does john travolta. not sure howt those two are connected, but whatever.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
sweet baby jeebus in a platypus den!!... when in THE fuck is this useless, talentless, music label executive blow job giving, spoiled little asshole going to go away?!?!
*cleansing breath*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4
o.k.... i'm good... carry on.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:27am.
When is Hollywood going to stop trying to make Jason Sudeikis happen? Memo- It's NOT WORKING!!
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Trudat.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:30am.
I honestly do not get the Belieber madness. I think even if I were 12 years old again that I wouldn't be into him. I will openly admit to my love of BSB/NSYNC and Hanson back in the day but Beaver just doesn't do it for me or my 12-year-old self.
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WORD. And what's weirder is that when I was going through that BSB phase, I was 13ish and they were all in their twenties, some pushing 30. I don't get falling in love and idolizing a child. Maybe I was just asking for child abuse all along. Maybe times have indeed changed and I'm too fucking old now to grasp.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
When is Hollywood going to stop trying to make Jason Sudeikis happen? Memo- It's NOT WORKING!!
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:08am.
You are sooooo inspiring today!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:04am.
Thank you Sucky for bringing me back to reality! Your words have really given me cause to rethink my humor in the future.
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Thank you Evil_Cupcake for your kind words. Remember, your thoughts become words. Your words become actions. Your actions become habits. Your habits become your character. And your character becomes your......
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:04am.
Sucky I like your mind. Not sure if you are into asexuals...but...call me sometime. lol
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i m in2 u bb ♥
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LOL excuse me...so excited I gotta go pee. TTYL! *wink* lol
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:04am.
Sucky I like your mind. Not sure if you are into asexuals...but...call me sometime. lol
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i m in2 u bb ♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:55am.
Thank you Sucky for bringing me back to reality! Your words have really given me cause to rethink my humor in the future.
Bless you!
Sucky I like your mind. Not sure if you are into asexuals...but...call me sometime. lol
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:59am.
and I think that's pretty cool.
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OLLOOL!LOLO!OL
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SNOWY U BITCH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:55am.
It's pretty obvious that a vast majority of commentors here on Dlisted.com have an axe to grind with wildly successful and unusually handsome Scientologists such as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. It's become clear to me that the cause of this is pure and simple jealousy. Perhaps deep down you wish for them to be homosexual because of your homosexual desires and that is why you call them homosexual? I hope you take what I just typed out to heart and think before you talk about people you don't know because while you're trying to make a joke, it really isn't funny. It's not funny to slander people's good names and it's especially not funny when you do it to people you don't even know. In fact, it's downright childish. I'm sorry if that offends you but maybe you guys should grow up because adults think before they speak.
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and I think that's pretty cool.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zDd4sidFNY
The Kimmel clip.
sucky FUCK SUCK MI AZZ BITCHMOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Both of 'em are moronic flash in the pan assholes that aren't long for fame. I hope to God. *prays*
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-nomeadooha
It's pretty obvious that a vast majority of commentors here on Dlisted.com have an axe to grind with wildly successful and unusually handsome Scientologists such as John Travolta and Tom Cruise. It's become clear to me that the cause of this is pure and simple jealousy. Perhaps deep down you wish for them to be homosexual because of your homosexual desires and that is why you call them homosexual? I hope you take what I just typed out to heart and think before you talk about people you don't know because while you're trying to make a joke, it really isn't funny. It's not funny to slander people's good names and it's especially not funny when you do it to people you don't even know. In fact, it's downright childish. I'm sorry if that offends you but maybe you guys should grow up because adults think before they speak.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Fuck off Travolta you shirtlifting trouser snout...
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Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:50am.
lol at biener i meant BIEBER BUT OK
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And here I thought you had new info about Bieber/Biener's background.
This is the funniest thing I've read today! I almost choked with laughter over my keyboard about what Jason Sudeikis said. I'm truly sorry I missed watching this.
lol at biener i meant BIEBER BUT OK
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I love how gay biener posts turn in to Travolta homoerotic insinuations OK WOW.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
As soon as he gets a little older and more irrelevant and Disney/the record company has squeezed all they can from him, he'll go in the garbage like an empty orange peel. See Aaron Carter and the Jonas Brothers. What ARE the Jonas Bros doing these days besides getting dumped by Twihard stars?
Snowy you sexy butt pirate lol
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
I always picture Revolta singing " Go greased lighting " when he is getting rammed from behind.
Leave John Travolta aaalllllloooooooooonnnnnnneeeeee!
*wails*
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make this vagina go away.
LOL BCAW! ARRRRRRGGGGG
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Holy shit, that was funny!
Make Bieber go away.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
SUCK MI ASS!!!! <----- totally read that in a pirate voice! !
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
I will be Jason Sedeikis' bitch from here on out! Love him!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
*defers to cuppy's superiour knowledge of John T's hair situation*
;p
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
When is this child going to stop happening to us?
Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:30am.
ITA! I remember being OBSESSED with a 17 year-old Justin Timberlake. I even got to see him up close when my friend's mom drove us to the hotel where 'NSYNC was staying, lolz! Anyway, at 17 Justin actually looked like an adult. Bieber looks so malnourished and underdeveloped that I don't get how girls find him attractive, especially Selena Gomez. She honestly could get ANY hot young 20-something guy she wanted. Why Bieber??? Ick.
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Douchechill!
I guess the lezbo got a star tat on his elbow. Wtf is up with these scrawny ass kids getting ink?!? Isn't he like 16?!? Idk if I'm being uptight but when I see dumbass high school kids with tattoos it makes me mad I've seen a few freshman /sophomore kids.
Tats have definitely lost the cool factor.
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
No entiendo mi ass
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by contrario on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:21am.
...and here we go again with the biweekly homophobic attack on John Travolta
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holy hell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
FUCK YOU JOHN TRANNYVOLTA SUCK MI BATHHOUSE DICK MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:31am.
JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A BIG FAT HAIRY MO, NOW DEAL WITH IT!!! HAPPY FRIDAY BTW!
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LOL!
Feliz Viernes to you too!
P.s- Revolta ain't all that hairy on top.
Submitted by contrario on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:21am.
...and here we go again with the biweekly homophobic attack on John Travolta
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.