The Real Royal Wedding!

While surrounded by pimps, hos, 10 pesos weaves, unmaintained eyebrow situations, swap meet contact lenses, sourdough loaf titties, natural beauties and crystal clear nutsacks, Ice-T and CoCo celebrated their 10-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows for their new E! reality show. That know-it-all bitch Wikipedia claims Ice-T and CoCo got married December of 2005, but these two live in an ethereal queef bubble where facts do no matter, so I will raise a camel toe cup filled with pink Andre and toast to their 10 years of marriage!

This display of sheer elegance makes Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding look like a quince held in a Burger King party room. This is the real royal wedding (as seen through the eyes of a Roma Gypsy).

At the reception, I'm sure CoCo's camel toe clapped the melody to Tony! Toni! Tone's! "Anniversary" while guests placed their champagne flutes on her shelf titties to dance with her. And those lucky guests were: Snoop, Don "Magic" Juan with his stoop sale trollops, Ice-T's son Little Ice, Tila Tequila and CoCo's mom Tina.

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Submitted by @manda on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 9:02pm.

This might be upscale but it is no competition to ALL the orange, booty dancing, glitter wearing, marrige loving, trailer park liveing puffed up ladies of MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING.

cakes

Submitted by Bapril on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:57am.

Thank goodness It Never Rains in Southern California...

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 6:24am.

LOLZ at the "Elegance Has A Name" tag. I don't know why I can't hate on these two, maybe because they don't seem like they take themselves too seriously. Good luck to em.

I think Tila is trying to make herself into a Kardashian. She looks like an alien, has zero personality, talent or intelligence and will screw anything that looks her way...so yep, she's pretty much one of them.
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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:12am.

It's CoCó (emphasis on the last o). Now, that's refinement for you...

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 11:36pm.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 11:18pm.
Some wag said Jeremy Irons for CooCoo's mom but I'm getting Julie Haggerty.
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Can't decide if she's more Julie or more Jeremy.
We're in Victor/Victoria territory, here.
Apparently enormous boob implants are hereditary. Who knew?

Submitted by from athens on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 11:30pm.

Coco's mother scares me, what is this thing?

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 11:10pm.

PURE Elegance, sophistication , glamour, excitement. 2011 can just quit itself right now , this is and was the media event of the year.

Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 9:48pm.

Some wag said Jeremy Irons for CooCoo's mom but I'm getting Julie Haggerty.

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Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 9:46pm.

What's going on with her right boob? No. Forget that question. 10 years and no butt/boob implant leakage and I would celebrate too. How many mirrors/cameras were there? After the vows, did she balance the wedding rings on her ass? Did everyone on table 9 get genital itch because Tila was there? Was there a quarantine booth??? How the fuck much weed did Snoop bring into that bitch??!?? So many questions.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 9:38pm.

Wow, so much natural beauty on display here. I don't know whether to shit or go blind.

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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 9:01pm.

Yikes Angel!
If Paris REALLY haz a kid, how long before she slips it under Octomom's door?

*chanting as always*

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 7:09pm.

@Fraggle

YES!!!!!!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 7:00pm.

I find it difficult to believe that Tila Tequila is on anyone's guest list. Did Coco and Ice wait by the letterbox in eager anticipation for her acceptance card? Perhaps Tila would be unable to accept and instead send (via one of her footmen) a handwritten note on her personalised stationery '...regrettably a prior engagement conflicts with your happy day blah blah blah'. Luckily Tila was able to accommodate the occasion in her endless list of social demands.
Anyhoo, apart from Coco's boobs looking explosively painful I think they are genuine, loving couple and I wish them well for the next 10 years.
Shame about Tila's presence.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 6:22pm.

They seem more genuine than most people I meet.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 5:06pm.

Wedding of the century. Pure magic and mystery. I love them. That's the most fabric I have ever seen on COCO. That is illegal in COCO fashion laws.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:42pm.

I can't hate on Coco. As other people have said, she and Ice-T genuinely seem to have the hots for each other, after all this time. He looks at her like he's going to devour her.

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Submitted by Roca_Roja on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:39pm.

My inner 13-year-old likes her eye makeup here ... and yeah, something about them seems like they're actually in love and doing this because it's fun, not just for the $$$ and attention. Even if they did invite ho-gnome TT.

this is me, not giving a shit

Submitted by Rdeadline on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:54pm.

Coco did it her way.. I also liked Katie Price's wedding to Peter Andre. I love foo foo and cubic zirconium pink, on someone else.

Submitted by Rita Farb on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:46pm.

Michael K any comment on the bristle-bushes that are Little Ice's Eyebrow creatures?

Submitted by Constance Lee Amused on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:44pm.

I love Coco. I'd rather have her be a face (I mean ass) of a generation than Paris Hilton.

Submitted by colt13 on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:37pm.

I admit it, I go cuckoo for Coco's puffs.

Submitted by RockstarDani on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:25pm.

Ok, not a fan of Ice tea or his ugly, fake whore of a wife...but I have to say, I really like that dress.

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Submitted by nocgirl on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:02pm.

She did not even get divorced from her Ex hubby Eddie Williams until 2004 so these 2 have not been married 10 years. Her ex had alot of health issues and was in a wheelchair when he got dumped for Ice-T. These 2 always used to come into the store where my mom worked and both of them were always pleasant and Ice-T always signed autographs for customers. Coco wore the most outrageous outfits grocery shopping. They do not come in much anymore I think they sold the house close by.

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Submitted by Richiegay on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:30pm.

Good for them. In Hollywood marriage time I'm sure it's more like twenty years of marriage.It's nice to see a pimp and a Ho that are just over the moon happy (lol)

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:19pm.

I have to admit I watched the Ice-T and Coco special on E! and now I like them. They were so likeable and she is not AS ditzy as she seems. They seem happy so good for them.

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:11pm.

I think TT & Li'l Kim go to the same plastic surgeon because they are starting to look alike.

Coco's mom looks like Hayley & Juliet Mills (look up Nanny & The Professor & the original Parent Trap).

The hos: I thought at first the one on the left was Rosie Perez. The one in the cream dress has ashy knees. How do you walk out the house with ashy knees? I can't comment on #3. Although she looks like if Vivica Fox had made other life choices.

I still don't like Ice. Never have, never will. I've always hated him because he's an arrogant fuck and hates women. But if Coco and her camel toe are happy...

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:07pm.

TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:30pm.

I just can't hate on these two, but them other bitches... busted pimp with busted hoes.

LMFAO!

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Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:06pm.

Where was Christopher Melonie and the rest of the SVU cast? How come Ice-T didn't invite his coworkers? That is just so rude!

Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:00pm.

I just can't hate on these two, but them other bitches... busted pimp with busted hoes.

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:47pm.

BabyJane on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:06pm.

Tila Tequila? Are you fucking kidding me?

Sad huh? She's trying to get rid of her Asian looks and replacing them with ALIEN looks. :(

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Submitted by BabyJane on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:36pm.

Tila Tequila? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:15pm.

megank on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:42pm.

Coco looks like a sweat hog. Yuck.

LOL! You're probably too young to know...but when I think of 'sweat hogs' I think of this:

http://www.tvacres.com/images/gang_kotter.jpg

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Submitted by megank on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:12pm.

Coco looks like a sweat hog. Yuck.

Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:00pm.

She really should have a doctor look at those giant tumors on her chest. They seem to be getting bigger.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:46pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:12pm.

CoCo has a mother? I thought she just sprang to life from sea foam.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:42pm.

CoCo has a mother? I thought she just sprang to life from sea foam.

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:39pm.

MagnificentChichis on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:04pm.

The most amazing thing about Coco, to me, is her gigantic Jawbone. It's astounding!

Holy sheet if you ain't right! You just pulled an M.k. with that observation! I honestly didn't even notice...but dayum...that's miles of jaw!

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Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:34pm.

The most amazing thing about Coco, to me, is her gigantic Jawbone. It's astounding!

Submitted by hotpocket on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:33pm.

I'm disappointed in CoCo. A media event, with pictures, and not one shot of her honeybaked ham booty. Lift up that dress girl, show us what makes papa holla.

LOL Louise Brooks! Jeremy Irons, yes.

Submitted by TwatsThat on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:33pm.

I just want to know: did Aimee Mann send them a hot bowl of dicks as a gift?

LOL

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:29pm.

sonah22 on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:41pm.

Of all the engagement/wedding pictures we've seen lately, this one actually screams "we're in love, bitches."

Exactly. They seem to really dig each other and have a mutual admiration society thang going on with 'love' as an added bonus.

Also, Coco's website is super cool. I love the cute glittery FX and advanced scripting. The person who helped design her website totally 'got' Coco's personality and made it work which I really admire.

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Submitted by taliaann on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:36pm.
I'm probably a dirty old woman for saying this, but Little Ice is a handsome young man.

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He is indeed!!!

Submitted by whippersnapper on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:25pm.

Efuckingads! Does Coco's mom have more teeth than the average person?!

Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:11pm.

Of all the engagement/wedding pictures we've seen lately, this one actually screams "we're in love, bitches." The royal pictures made me sad since they screamed "I won!" and um "I guess I'm in love with this toothpick?" and then we have the CinderWHOREA in the other post. Blech. Good for these two, although they do irk my feminist ways. Love is always a good thing, even in this getup.

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Submitted by putas on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:07pm.

Aw..they're sweet! I kind of like how they seem to live in their own little reality and seem happy. She looks like a cartoon but seems sweet too. Happy anniversary!

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:06pm.

Coco looks as old as her mama! Isn't she only supposed to be about 32?

She looks like a wedding cake topper for a porn wedding. Well, at least they're happy. I guess.

Submitted by taliaann on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 12:06pm.

I'm probably a dirty old woman for saying this, but Little Ice is a handsome young man.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:27pm.

Didn't tila tequila "release" (ha ha, LOL) a sex tape and no one gave a shit? Please correct me if I'm wrong .
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yep, she did, but... i think she did more than one... not sure, because i was busy washing dishes at the time... some things are far more interesting than a Tila Tequila sex tape... HA!

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