A Jennifer Aniston Side-Eye That Even Maddox Would Flinch At
If that isn't a "This Barney Rubble looking motherfucker better not be telling my new piece about the time he walked on in me breastfeeding Beanie Babies", then I don't know what is.
At an MTV Movie Awards after-party at SoHo House last night, Jennifer Aniston found herself in the middle of her current fuck piece (Justin Theroux) and her former fuck piece (Jason Sudeikis). Jennifer usually reserves her side swept shank eyes for when she gets a response to her eHarmony profile from a man who loves long photo-op walks on the beach and knitting dog boleros (the work of Maddox, obviously), so this is totally some rare shit. But sadly, I don't think Jason Sudeikis realized he was on the receiving end of an Aniston side-eye. Jason was too busy wondering why Charles Manson is out of prison and if Anastasia does his eyebrows.
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Being dumped by Brad for Angelina and the ongoing drama created by the tabloids about her single life is the only thing keeping her relevant at this point.
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Yeah, that and the two movies she does every year...for the past 6 years. But she should thank Brad for keeping her relevant. OK. Whatever.
**stupid people should wear shock collars**
She's skinny. That's about the only thing "attractive" I find about her. She's always had a butterface and her breasts aren't spectacular or anything. There are plenty of other women in Hollywood who are overall better looking and better actresses. Being dumped by Brad for Angelina and the ongoing drama created by the tabloids about her single life is the only thing keeping her relevant at this point.
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I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. - Michael K
The funniest thing about this, besides the side-eye, is that it's clearly another hand on her face. She doesn't wanna look at the dude powdering her face so she looks to her left and *SKLASH* she reinforces her own sad online rep as a desperate insecure lady.
I for one, think she's nothing but. She's gorgeous, has money coming out the wazoo, and can pretty much have her pick at the best looking guys, not to mention the funniest.
The funniest thing about this, besides the side-eye, is that it's clearly another hand on her face. She doesn't wanna look at the dude powdering her face so she looks to her left and *SKLASH* she reinforces her own sad online rep as a desperate insecure lady.
I for one, think she's nothing but. She's gorgeous, has money coming out the wazoo, and can pretty much have her pick at the best looking guys, not to mention the funniest.
I just noticed today in a pic, that, while Jen still looks amazing and much younger than 42, her skin is starting to go...it's getting crepey and her face is starting to fall.
Which is completely natural at that age, but I am just wondering what she is going to do when she is not a sex symbol/America's sweetheart anymore?
I give her until 45 and then she's going to have to do a complete overhaul, these minidresses, high heels and childish behaviour just ain't gonna work no more.
Courtney Cox already looks like a moron with her antics, and she's a little older than Jen, so hopefully Jen can learn from her mistakes.
I watched that Cougartown once, it gave me a headache.
If I wanted to hear a bunch of people talking manically and throwing painfully age-inappropriate hipster slang around, I'd just head on down to the playground at my apt. complex.
If I wanted to see wax figures desperately trying to remain relevant, I'd buy a ticket to Madame Tussaud's.
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ROTFL Jenn's side eye says it all. No additional words needed.
Theroux looks like Sir Walter Raleigh or something. It's Bad Beards Day on the DL.
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:19pm.
Agreed.
and wtf happened to Justin? He is usually very humpable.
*repeats self*
very.humpable.
I knowwwww! The beard isn't working for me. I said it last Aniston-Theroux post, he was HAWT in Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle.
http://youtu.be/lWlvx-Ttdew
Jen's new guy is kind of handsome. Gosh I really hope this one sticks. I am rooting for you Jen!!
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
She's only dating a bearded man because he reminds her of Norman.
It's part of the grieving process.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYWGjFFs4k
Justin Theroux has more talent than Aniston, Sudeikis and 98% of Hollywood. Why he isn't more well known than his piece and her ex-piece is a mystery for the ages.
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I would say 97% of the time I'm down with the comments made here, and for 4 years I have loved reading the comments made by the regulars. I don't like the petty arguments, but I also know that 3% of the time I'm a real bitch when voicing my opinion. There IS a difference between starting huge petty high school type fights and just posting an opinion and getting over it, but I guess everyone has the right to say what they want. Just like me having the right to ignore it and carry on.
Justin, please, no beard. Does not suit you. You are hot. No need for beard.
What in God's hell is she wearing? She almost always looks good but that is just fugly.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:27am.
I use to enjoy coming on here to read the hilarious comments made by a group of very witty people. Lately, its become really lame to see the snarky and bitchy comments being made to certain people on here. It is like a fucking feeding frenzy. Who cares about childish shit like this.
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True words. Being snarky and repetitive is easier but seldom witty.
There are too many escapee from PerezFilthon here, like this one: Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:08pm.
Maniston really bangs some butt ugly men.
i am not ashamed to admit my love for all three of those people.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:58pm.
Gee Fraggle, thanks for the buzzkill. I'm going to be responsible or some shit now because DListed is ruined for me today.
Chiniston is still manly as hell. OUT!
PS: ALTHOUGH I'm not American so technically I don't have to concern myself with the 'sacrifices' your elders did for your freedoms and whatnot. Hmmm. Food for thought. I may stop by the Reese Witherspoon thread before leaving then. Vapidity restored!
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KERFUFFLES IF I FLASH YOU WILL YOU RETURN.
sorry I don't know why i'm yelling.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Gee Fraggle, thanks for the buzzkill. I'm going to be responsible or some shit now because DListed is ruined for me today.
Chiniston is still manly as hell. OUT!
PS: ALTHOUGH I'm not American so technically I don't have to concern myself with the 'sacrifices' your elders did for your freedoms and whatnot. Hmmm. Food for thought. I may stop by the Reese Witherspoon thread before leaving then. Vapidity restored!
Submitted by grommet on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:47am.
When are people going to realize that Jason Sudeikis is NOT funny?
HE IS TOO
Justin Theroux used to be pretty hot in Six Feet Under. Now he looks like he belongs on a box of cough drops.
That other dude is just plain anti-sexy, like a Kiefer Sutherland/Tom Arnold mash-up. Bleah. (Apologies to Kiefer fans.)
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"I'd love to sing you a song, but I'm a little horse."
Maddox is mind-controlling her. FACT.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:21pm.
DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17pm.
I was using a Martin Luther King quote to remind us that we have it pretty sweet in America and that expressing our asshole attitudes on dlisted is a cherished 'gift' that shouldn't be taken for granted, but, that doesn't mean we have to be full-on douchebags to each other in order to express ourselves.
Make any sense or am I shooting rubberbands at the moon ala Edie Brickell.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:15pm.
A tune 4 every occasion. Ya that's ESE. I'm gonna whip up an extra delish milkshake for him today.
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put some codeine in it, o.k.?... i'm running on fumes of wishes of napping... it's really affecting(effecting?... fuck, i don't know!) my choices in music at this point!
and away we go!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLq6KaWaQYQ
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:17pm.
I was using a Martin Luther King quote to remind us that we have it pretty sweet in America and that expressing our asshole attitudes on dlisted is a cherished 'gift' that shouldn't be taken for granted, but, that doesn't mean we have to be full-on douchebags to each other in order to express ourselves.
Make any sense or am I shooting rubberbands at the moon ala Edie Brickell.
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Submitted by grommet on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:47am.
When are people going to realize that Jason Sudeikis is NOT funny?
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Agreed.
and wtf happened to Justin? He is usually very humpable.
*repeats self*
very.humpable.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
LOL DWM
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Fraggle WTF are you talking about? ______________________________________________
"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
"I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live."
Keep on living and keep on believing and quit being assholes. People have died so that you could write your bullshit. Freedom isn't free.
And, Jennifer's side eye just stole ma soul.
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A tune 4 every occasion. Ya that's ESE. I'm gonna whip up an extra delish milkshake for him today.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:40am.
Fun fact: Justin Theroux had guest starring roles in 2 seasons of Sex and the City as 2 different characters. Weird.
Lol, did they just forget they had already worked with him or something?
All I'm getting from these pics is that the world needs more sunblock and razors.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:40am.
Fun fact: Justin Theroux had guest starring roles in 2 seasons of Sex and the City as 2 different characters. Weird.
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OMFG, THAT'S Justin Theroux?! Now I absolutely recognize him - AND he was on "Six Feet Under." <3 I know his face & some of his work, but hoooooly shit, I never placed his name/face when I saw pics of him with headlines of being Jennifer Aniston's new piece.
Weird.
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:08pm.
Maniston really bangs some butt ugly men.
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and my hopes are still alive for a screw and a tabloid write up!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Maniston really bangs some butt ugly men.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:59am.
KERFLUFFLES-
you're ruining my cover but I was being sarcastic. All around. with everything.
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Heh, it didn't sound like it on the second post but if you say so, I guess. I'm so used to online bliss ninnies and cupcakes that I tend to assume people are like that all the time. *shrug*
KERFLUFFLES-
you're ruining my cover but I was being sarcastic. All around. with everything.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:56am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52am.
Dude, that was directed at Grandma Wrinkles. If you thought I was sarcasming you I'm sorry, you just happened to be in the way of my SHOUTY HATER VOICE.
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Needs more italics!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52am.
Somebody needs to get a lesson in sarcasm so fuck off too. :) :)
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GASP! My virgin ears cannot handle such words!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:51am.
a calming zen moment for my friend, the silly bovine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdB-8eLEW8g
just remember to puff puff and pass!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:52am.
Dude, that was directed at Grandma Wrinkles. If you thought I was sarcasming you I'm sorry, you just happened to be in the way of my SHOUTY HATER VOICE.
Jen looks great!!
On my 30th Birthday, I was thrown a surprise B'day party. When I walked in, every man I had ever dated was lined up at the bar, sitting on bar stools! I was mortified.
Somebody needs to get a lesson in sarcasm so fuck off too. :) :)
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:27am.
Amen to that. For fighting I have my first family. I come here for mental recovery, and for that I need my second family to be totally zen. Let's all rejoice in blisfull wittiness! *hums Do-Re-Mi Lyrics from The Sound of Music while putting on Alpine dress*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:27am.
I use to enjoy coming on here to read the hilarious comments made by a group of very witty people. Lately, its become really lame to see the snarky and bitchy comments being made to certain people on here. It is like a fucking feeding frenzy.
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People can be very cruel. I've noticed completely innocent posters getting attacked for no reason. Sometimes I think other posters are just jealous of a certain someone. WHY ALL THE PERSECUTION ?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO
JK. xD but seriously, if you feel like the quality of posts is decreasing feel free to pitch in. It ain't gonna snark itself.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:27am.
I use to enjoy coming on here to read the hilarious comments made by a group of very witty people. Lately, its become really lame to see the snarky and bitchy comments being made to certain people on here. It is like a fucking feeding frenzy.
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People can be very cruel. I've noticed completely innocent posters getting attacked for no reason. Sometimes I think other posters are just jealous of a certain someone. WHY ALL THE PERSECUTION ?
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:36am.
El Bastardo on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:33am.
Does Barney Rubble have a beard?
No, he has (at worst) a light blondish five-O shadow:
THANK YOU! I thought I was going doolally!
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:20am.
Some men are very "beardly" and look great with facial hair. Justin Theroux is not one of these men.
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I second this. He's pretty sexy, but the beard makes him look like a goat-statue-worshipping shit fetishist deviant.
Fun fact: Justin Theroux had guest starring roles in 2 seasons of Sex and the City as 2 different characters. Weird.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
El Bastardo on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:33am.
Does Barney Rubble have a beard?
No, he has (at worst) a light blondish five-O shadow:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qlyNlP3g8n4/TLHLGjjPgFI/AAAAAAAAAdo/y8fKCyPFdJ...
Both Barney and Fred had 'cartoon stubble'... Male characters in cartoons almost NEVER have beards unless they are portrayed as 'old men'.
Funnily, I never even realized this until this topic came up. lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:26am.
ESE, speaking of Looney Tunes, did you know they made NEW ones? UGH. Like today's kids can't appreciate the brilliance of Mel Blanc?
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yeah, i've seen 'em... blasphemy!
i made 3 discs of the good stuff for my brother last Christmas to make sure my nephews were brought up properly!... i'm the drunk uncle, but i do know what is correct from time to time!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."