Tuesday, June 7th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Bear Grylls (37)
Michael Cera (23)
Anna Kournikova (30)
Mini Anden (33)
Bill Hader (33)
Cassidy Rae (35)
Karl Urban (39)
Dave Navarro (44)
Prince (53)
Colleen Camp (58)
Liam Neeson (59)
Jenny Jones (65)
Sir Tom Jones (71)
Wishing an unhappy birthday to Bear Grylls. I can't stand him for some reason. He's annoying, but I'd still do him if he promised not to talk to me.
Happy BDay to everyone else.
This is just after I turned the volume up for a Tom Jones clip on tv. HB Slut! & to Bear grr & Karl Urban the 2nd hottest NZer.
Prince. Tom Jones. Haaaawt!
Happy PeenDay!
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HB to Bear Grylls! You crazy m'fer, you!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:37am.
My husband is a chef and he gets these 'perks' like concert tickets. Once he brought home tickets to an appearance by Tom Jones. We laughed, but thought hey, why not? I was prepared for cheesy singing and stupid old ladies but OMFG you guys! He was mesmerizing! He sang so well and the guy could really move. I mean it, I could see why women swoon. I hear he has a huge peen too!
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Tom Jones is a sessy man. We lived in England at the height of his popularity. I was a little sprout then, but I remember women just going apeshit crazy over him. He's got that throaty voice and raw magnetism that few men truly possess.
And he's talented.
Most purplicious bday wishes to The Great One. Also, hb to Bear. Regardless of what anyone says about Bear, I'd hit that every which way but loose. With some Prince in the background--Adore/Until the End of Time or maybe I Wanna be Your Lover.
holy fuck, jenny jones is 65! I used to babysit my lil sis and brother and watch her show. She was jipped on the talk show hosts of the 90s reunion Oprah had.
Woo woo Happy Birthday Princey!!! Jehovah apparently frowns upon you celebrating (I hear JW's do not mark their BDays), but allow me to party like a freak to honor the day you graced humanity by magically appearing in a purple cloud of sex funk, eyeliner and stage fog :)
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HBD to the Purple One and Stefon!
I just found out, courtesy of Turner Classic Movies, that today would have been Dean Martin's birthday as well. God, he was hot, too. Tom Jones & Dean Martin on one day? Wow, just wow.
RustyHooligan -- yeah, I hear you on the "loving wife" part, like Anthony Weiner's wife. He married a big woof for political connections and he's fucking on the side. I saw pictures of Tom Jones' wife years ago -- not an attractive woman at all. I would have loved to have been one of Tom's side pieces, though.
If there is a heaven and I make it there, Prince and Dave Navarro will be my personal minstrels & manservants, and will wear nothing but skimpy pleather loincloths.
You know what? Throw those hot pepaws Tom Jones and Liam Neeson in there too.
Oops, drifted off there for a minute...Happy Birthday to all these hot sluts!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 9:49am.
it's not so much that Tom Jones' marriage is a sham. He has been with his wife since they were teenagers and he loves her very much, it's just that he likes to get it on the side as well.
Well, you could say that about a lot of marriages, but that doesn't meet the traditional definition of marriage. Ahh, who cares? He should bang away till he strokes out in bed. Wait, maybe she has free rein, too?
It just galls me when you hear, after one spouse croaks, "He is survived by his loving wife of 38 years," when everyone knows he was a major whore for 37 of those years.
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What a great list of sluts.
Big B-day to Karl Urban for doing the role of Bones so well in the "Star Trek" movie.
Liam Neesen is certainly one of the best guys around.
Excuse the double posts...not fully caffeinated here yet!
Happy birthday Tom Jones! You all know you're gonna play It's Not Unusual and do the Carlton dance now...
Happy birthday Tom Jones! You all know you're gonna play It's Not Unusual and do the Carlton dance now...
OOOPS -- my bad, double post. Sorry!
Rusty_Hooligan -- it's not so much that Tom Jones' marriage is a sham. He has been with his wife since they were teenagers and he loves her very much, it's just that he likes to get it on the side as well.
seejaneclick -- I saw Tom Jones perform 2 years ago -- he was fucking amazing! His voice was strong and still knew how to move. All the women were screaming and dancing in the aisles (I was one of them). And yeah, he has a huge peen.
Rusty_Hooligan -- it's not so much that Tom Jones' marriage is a sham. He has been with his wife since they were teenagers and he loves her very much, it's just that he likes to get it on the side as well.
seejaneclick -- I saw Tom Jones perform 2 years ago -- he was fucking amazing! His voice was strong and still knew how to move. All the women were screaming and dancing in the aisles (I was one of them). And yeah, he has a huge peen.
Anna Kournakova is the Princess of Buttaface.
Cassidy Rae must be doing cartwheels to be mentioned. I'll bet none of you remember who she is. :)
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Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 9:32am.
I knew I was old when I heard that Prince had hip replacement surgery.
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Damn. That hurts the heart.
HB, hos!
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I knew I was old when I heard that Prince had hip replacement surgery.
Oh well, he's still one sexy mutherfucker!
HB Prince.
Tom Jones - you still rock my panties off.
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Bear Grylls. NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Is it true that Tom Jones became a "Sir" because Princess Margaret used to throw her panties onstage during Command Performances?
Does that Bear guy work at Abercrombie & Fitch?
HB to his Purple Majesty, Prince!!! Still the bomb, after all these years.
I used to think Bear was SO sexy...aaaaaaand then I saw him drink pee. *walks off*
HAPPY BDAY BEAR GRYLLS. Let's celebrate with golden showers.
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Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:45am.
I'd say it's more open than a sham.
Wow. From 17 till now?? Ahh, whatever works. I've been reading about Berlusconi and the shit his wives put up with for years. Still, they'd be less tolerant if their hubs were just house-painters.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:29am.
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I'd say it's more open than a sham. I'm pretty sure he loves his wife, but he definitely has free reign to do what he likes. He's even fathered children with other women. He married his wife (who's agoraphobic, thus never with him in public) at 17 so I suppose they're too used to each other to let go. I can't believe I know this much about him lol. Blame my aunt! :)
HB to PRINCE!!! Eventhough he's a Jehovah's Witness.
On a (very random) side note, his soundtrack "Girl 6" is the only good thing that came out of that movie. Very underrated.
HB to Liam. Still looking good after all these years.
Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:21am.
Tom Jones is a great guy too apparently. My aunt met him at Heathrow about 15 years ago and still hasn't gotten over it. She said he was so charming and nice that she wanted to strip naked and offer herself to him there and then!
Aren't there a lot of rumors that his long-term marriage is more or less a sham? Like he can plow whomever he wants as long as he keeps his wife in the style she's accustomed to?
He was funny in a deer-in-the-headlights way in "Mars Attacks!"
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Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:37am.
Lol, Tom Jones is a great guy too apparently. My aunt met him at Heathrow about 15 years ago and still hasn't gotten over it. She said he was so charming and nice that she wanted to strip naked and offer herself to him there and then!
Happy birthday Tom and Bear! That man will eat anything that crawls...I like that
Any Day with 4 potential "would hit" s on the list has to be a good one. And the Bear dude does things to my lower regions. I think its the resemblance to my fuckbuddy in teenage years.
Happy Tuesday, whorz.
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What a day of sexiness.... Prince, Tom Jones and Dave Navarro...
Happy Birfday to His Royal Purpleness! Fuckin' GENIUS, that man is.
I just can't get past that picture of Bear Grylls. It's like he's lying in a pile of shit! ugh......
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:05am.
DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:01am.
What? NOooooo! *kicks you, pulls a hamstring* I know how that is. Life and the lazies get in the way of good concert times.
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It's not that I was lazy.. .I couldn't get tickets.. I was working and my slack ass friends neglected to tell me they were going to get them.. so I got shafted.. and not in the good way.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
HB to Bear Grylls (gosh, he has a fugly wife, I wonder if she's much older than him and he'd be a moron to fuck only her), androgynous Dave Navarro (really he's looking like a bearded lady), Prince (of course!), Liam Neeson&Tom Jones. Anna Kournikova is s total plain Jane and does she have any career whatsoever? Not one that I/we know anyway. And her fake relationship with "Latrino lover" Enrique makes me yawn big time
My husband is a chef and he gets these 'perks' like concert tickets. Once he brought home tickets to an appearance by Tom Jones. We laughed, but thought hey, why not? I was prepared for cheesy singing and stupid old ladies but OMFG you guys! He was mesmerizing! He sang so well and the guy could really move. I mean it, I could see why women swoon. I hear he has a huge peen too!
Happy Birthday Suh!
HB to Liam Neeson and Prince!
I remember when Dave Navarro used to be married to Carmen Electra. In Style Magazine had a photospread of their home. In the living room there was a floor to ceiling portrait of nekkid Dave and Carmen in a passionate embrace. I wonder who's got that thing after their divorce, haha.
Anna Kournikova is the hottest trick to ever pick up a professional tennis stick.
R.I.P.
Oh, she's not dead?!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ANNA KOURNIKOVA GIVES ME FUCKIN WOOD!!!!!!!!
*pisses down Grylls throat* dude gets on my nerves.
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Violets are blue,
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HB Liam Neeson, Karl Urban and Bear Grylls...I'll drink a cup of urine, eat a beetle (protein!), and singlehandedly tackle a mountain lion in your honor today.
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Raul would still eat the korn outta Anna's kova.
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Happy B-Day Bear Grylls!! All respect to the SAS man!! Deeds not words!!
Your birthday deed - get together with Tom Jones and smack the shit out of that poncey idiot Dave Navarro.
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Toasts Bear Grylls birthday with a frothy cup of piss!
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:01am.
What? NOooooo! *kicks you, pulls a hamstring* I know how that is. Life and the lazies get in the way of good concert times.