Dumb Bitch Is Still Dumb
If your "Paris Hilton is an Arrogant Asshole" tank needs refueling, then line it with a filter made of Valtrex pills and open up because this shit will fill you up and then some.
So, the first episode of Parasite Hilton's Oxygen reality show The World According To Paris (T.W.A.T. Pee) was watched by less people than she's given hand jobs to in the VIP section of Tao. Specifically, around 400,000 pairs of eyes watched a useless skank show us not-so-new ways on how she's useless. On a positive note, the new saying is "...suck harder than Paris Hilton's ratings" instead of "...suck harder than Paris Hilton on any given day."
Wonky, of course, is not taking any responsibility for the fact that her show tanked. Kathy Hilton plugged that mess harder than (you know what I'm going to write so just insert it here) on The View the other day and she also said that not a lot of people knew when she show came on. Well, Wonky is using that excuse for why her show is sucking the air out of Oxygen. A source tells Popeater:
"Paris is furious that the show didn't premiere at the time it was supposed to. "She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.This could be the last nail in the coffin. She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares."
A rep for Oxygen said that there were zero technical mistakes and the show premiered at 10pm on June 1st like it was supposed to.
If Oxygen marketed T.W.A.T. Pee for what it really is, Wonky's quick demise from the face of relevancy, maybe more hos would've watched it to see that trick go down in real time. But really, I'll tell Wonky the same thing Cristal Conners said to Nomi in Showgirls: "There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you." Or in Wonky's case, there's always someone messier and whorier stumbling down the stairs after you (see: Snooki).
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Stoooopid Paris.
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jacko - Nooooooo!!! I would hit that shit all day long too, but my knuckles would get sore after awhile.
The good news is that morons have stopped paying attention to her. The bad news the morons have found other bottom feeders to idolize..if we could just get morons to quit breeding....
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This could be the last nail in the coffin. She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki.
no bitch, you were replaced by the Kartrashians, specifically, Kim.
so for those who were wondering what is Kim's purpose in life and why does she earn millions...it's because she knocked Paris Hilton off the radar.
now all we need is someone to knock the Kartrashians off the radar so I can go back to watching E!...but just like it takes a cat to get rid of a mouse, dog to get rid of the cat, lion to get rid of the dog, etc...it will take a more in your face, more shameless, monstrous famewhore...don't know if the reward would be worth the risk.
anyway, I'd say it's Oxygen's fault for being a sucky network, but folks still watched Tori & Dean and Bad Girls...so yeah, it's just you who sucks, Paris...and Aubrey. LOL
Somebody needs to get some calendars to the folks at the Oxygen network. It's 2011, not 2003. It's a sad day when you have to add a F lister like Brooke Mueller to your show it spice it up.
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I was wondering what her mother was blathering about on the Today show. She said something about when her hellspawn's show was on then starting bitching about how the network didn't run it when they were supposed to so people had to check their local listings and make sure they watch to make sure they caught it. Like herpes, I suppose.
Her mom's nose is starting to look like Michael Jackson's.
Oh and after The View didn't Paris cancel a whole bunch of interviews with print journalists?!? She obviously was afraid to answer real questions. She just wanted to talk about the show. In the show, she moves house and she carries in all these pictures to hang on the wall and THEY ARE ALL OF HER. In different poses. This is variety to her.
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hahahahahahahahah!
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True story here
A former coworker posted pics on her fb page of the upfront party with PH and her -- she was so "happy" to be there with the likes of Tori Spelling and this skank. I posted something like Who cares about Paris, the REAL stars of Oxygen are the ladies from SNAPPED. Where is their party.
Well.. she removed the post.
Cause my guess, NBC would disprove of bad mouth this whore. Well..I'm glad her show tanked.
Could not happen to a better person.
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Thank God she's now irrelevant. Nicole Richie's best move was to cut this herpes sore from her life.
All I've got is.....BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
FACE!
I saw that Opie and Anthony interview. She got defensive really fast and then it was awkward after that. If she just answered the question instead of that "We're here to talk about the show goo-goo gaga" it would've gone better.
I watched Paris' reality show online and it's pretty boring. I mean, Paris just sighs throughout the whole thing. Some of the future previews look interesting when she slaps her boyfriend in the club and when Kathy does some sort of intervention thing with Brooke Mueller but Paris hanging out with her friends is not interesting.
I think Paris and Kathy saw Aunt Kim and Kyle on their show and wanted to make a women's support group type show, casting their female friends, and putting it on a women's channel. But something about Paris and Kathy-you can hear the wind blowing. They're not very bright. I was doing the math and I think Kyle is the smartest one of the sisters. Okay, Kim isn't that bright but she is entertaining and she was on Witch Mountain and Different Strokes with that hair.
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My heart feels a new kind of pain this morning for Paris. It's pretty obvious that "The Oxygen Network" is comprised of completely inept employees who can't even air their shows correctly. Paris is a genuinely honest person and as someone who tracks her career very closely, you can tell that she gave an enormous amount of effort to promote her reality show "The World According to Paris". I just hope that the show bounces back, I am encouraging my little sister (who is turning 12 in 2 weeks) to tune in and see Paris's insight on life and to see her perform charity work. I hope she gets inspired to give a considerable amount of time to those less fortunate, the way Paris does daily. I think that would be beautiful.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
They ran/still run ads for it during every commercial break (including Brooke Mueller having a meltdown) so that technical excuse is probably one of the dumbest things that has come out of her mouth (no small feat).
Let's hope this marks the beginning of the end for all of that reality shit. Couldn't have happened to a more shallow person.
Irrelevance is a hard pill to swallow, even for PH
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:22am.
*doubles down on Valtrex script and hits that shit ALL .DAY. LONG.*
SlurpHo - pics or you're lyin.
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Sure, I'll post pics but I hope YOU WON'T! Hittin' that disgusting thing? Blech!
This stupid whore is trying to stretch out the year 2003 eight years too long. Bye bye, you herpes infested, racist, ugly, dimwitted POS. Take your equally as trashy, whore mother with you.
*doubles down on Valtrex script and hits that shit ALL .DAY. LONG.*
SlurpHo - pics or you're lyin.
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Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
This is so fucking awesome!
By the way, that Opie and Anthony clip the other day was hilarious. She talked in that low, monotone voice the whole time, and then babied it up as she left with her "thank you"s. UGH, she is SICKENING.
she kept saying how she wished KK and LL the best. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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anytime I saw them promoting this shitfest she said the same thing. "My life is totally unpredictable- you can't write this stuff"
AUBREY O'DAY had 300,00 MORE viewers!!! ahahahahahahhahahahah
Hey Paris, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE. DEAL WITH IT, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
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Don't scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out
Poor baby. My twat drips for her!