Mah Boo IS Fashion
When I first read that the tingle in my loins Anderson Cooper was hosting the CFDA Fashion Awards, my first brain fart was that it makes sense why he checked "HELL NO NEVER NO" on the eVite I sent to the CNN general e-mail address asking him to attend my own CFDA (stands for: Come Fuck Dis Ass) event. I forgive him for that. My second thought was that it makes all the sense in the world that The Silver Fox would host the Oscars of fashion (that's what it is, right?).
Mah Boo comes from the Vanderbilt fashion dynasty AND he was a tween Ford model. Yeah, Ford, I know. We shouldn't hold that against him. It's not his fault that he didn't grow up near the esteemed Barbizon Model Academy in Anaheim, CA, the third modeling capital of Orange County (after Santa Ana and Fountain Valley, of course). Mah Boo can't help it that he only knows how to pose in front of a camera and never learned secret Barbizon tips like how to remove a suede bomber jacket while struttin' down the runway and how to keep your back to the door while leaving a casting director's office. (Fuck to me, I just gave away those secrets. There goes my right to use the "Looks Like a Model" tagline on my business card.)
Here's more of Mah Boo showing the fashion world how it's done last night. A little fact, though. That pillar behind Mah Boo was just ordinary until his butt burped and BAM! Crystallized.
I also threw in some pictures of Gerard Butler and Kanye West, because after getting burn marks on your nipples from Anderson Cooper's hotness, you'll need to treat them with douche water (provided by Kanye) and Scottish grease (provided by G. But).
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I didn't read this, I'm just happy that Gerry butler is skinny again!
Damn, I didn't recognize GB for a second. Looking good, dude.
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Gerry's lookin' pretty damn good. Or maybe my standards have just really plummeted.
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Shiitake happens...
Gerard Butler is giving me so much GQ life right now!
#stillinlovewithhim
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Submitted by char on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:22am.
Methinks Kanye is a ghey.
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Was it the flats?
Don't see the appeal of Anderson Cooper. He looks like a silver baboon to me:
http://www.goldrushcam.com/2007/Linda%20Gast/baboons.htm
But while baboons are mysterious and soulful, Cooper just seems like a vain little rich boy. Meh.
GERARD BUTLER IS LOOKING ALL KINDS OF HAWT!!!
gerard butler is giving me shades of bradley cooper.
I finally crawl out of Reddit, find my way back here and what do I see but Gerard Butler. Lots of Gerard Butler. *mwaah* Thank you, MK! You are a peach!
Ah, I would be such a whore for Gerry...
What's up with GB?
What's up with GB?
Submitted by char on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:22am.
Methinks Kanye is a ghey.
thumb #6? had those same shoes in the 9th grade.
I used to think GB was not hot but now I think he is & idky.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:56am.
Slurpee: One of the chefs was a HUGE Cajun hillbilly, complete with one front toof. before he served Gordo and the other judges his gator dish, he pulled down his damn pants to show them his ass tattoo!!! He had his hands all up in that mess and the judges were like EWWWW PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU SERVE US!!!
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I always tell myself the biggest lie ever when I go out to eat: Of course the person making your food washes his hands religiously!
Anderson isn't the "Boo" he used to be, but he's still got it. Kanye is just such a total douche I don't even know why I would bother to point it out.
As for Gerard Butler, I'm conflicted. I can't decide if he looks weirdly brushed up top and cinched into that suit, or if he looks stylish and hot. I kind of don't buy him as some kind of fashion dude.
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Slurpee: One of the chefs was a HUGE Cajun hillbilly, complete with one front toof. before he served Gordo and the other judges his gator dish, he pulled down his damn pants to show them his ass tattoo!!! He had his hands all up in that mess and the judges were like EWWWW PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU SERVE US!!!
turns out they freaking LOVED his Gator tho! LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Miss Anderson is an annoying, nelly, elderly homosexual.
We do not understand what is her appeal.
Silver Fox is looking fierce! Very GQ!
I'm torn on whether I would, or would not, with Gerry B. I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Gerard Butler looks... different. He reminds me of Matthew McConaughey.. must be the hair
Gah...didn't think Gerry could get any uglier...I was wrong.
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"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
Anderson is not ageing well.
Gerard Butler looks like shit as usual. I don't know why people think he is hot - in Scotland dudes like him are a dime a dozen, and they're all bloated drunken messes.
I am a much bigger freak than Gerry Butler. I could teach him a thing or two...
I am a much bigger freak the Gerry Butler. I could teach him a thing or two...
Whoa, Gerald is looking weirdo to me too. I think its the hair/hair color. Me no likey. I guess I liked the bloat after all.
Gerard Butler is gross. Never understood the appeal.
I used to like Anderson Cooper, and yes, dare I say, "before everyone found out who he was and liked him too," but he has become annoying and insufferable, even aside from the lame closet thing. He just seems so...icky and full of himself now. Like he eats up all the espeshul and gossipy celeb-rag media attentionz he gets but then tries to pretend he's all SURRIOUS JERNALIST 'cause he like, went to Iraq and Katrina and shit. Well, so did a lot of people, and not only didn't they feel the need to whore out those experiences for credentials because they weren't poor little rich boys with something to prove, but they also didn't do it with near the amount of comfort and security you did. His TV shows are fluff bullshit, and his new TALK SHOW will be worse. Gag. He always wants to be so private and pretend he's not a public figure yet the desperate, desperate hungry tiger raging within just keeps coming out. If he had his way he'd be pretending to be shocked by Kathy Griffin's dick jokes on live New Year's Eve specials and shit for the rest of time, except oh, that wouldn't be a respectable enough career for someone of his *sniff* stature. Lames. You're basically Billy Bush, but I can at least respect Billy Bush because he doesn't pretend to be something other than what he is - a celeb ass-kissing sycophant. So yeah. There's a reason your brother killed himself, and it was because he couldn't stand you or your dumb fucking lush of a mother. Die, Anderson, and have your annoying douche of a boyfriend die with you too. Owner of the tiniest fucking gay bar in NYC. Fairly trashy. Woo-hoo, keep it klassy Anderson.
Methinks Kanye is a ghey.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Gerard Butler looks... weird, i really don't know why ya'll saying he looks hot... confused :(
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:03am.
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Next time please try to be more disgusting with your description kthnx.
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Will do! Thanks for the tip. I always appreciate a little constructive criticism! Hahahahaa!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:18am.
LOL Slurpee: Did you watch Master Chef last night by any chance?
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I didn't. Why?
LOL Slurpee: Did you watch Master Chef last night by any chance?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Homosexual Gerard appears to be a tiny woman in these photos.
What is her true height?
lol at preciousmaggie and Rainbow...
On topic: mah GLUE needs a little color.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Comes from the Vanderbilt fashion dynasty? Comes from?? Dude, Gloria Vanderbilt is his *mother*. He *is* the dynasty. You make it sound like they're second cousins twice removed.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 9:22am.
Is it me or is Butler looking like rat dude from harry potter?
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Yes. He is all sorts of gross. I bet he sticks his hands down his pants (front and back) and doesn't even bother to wipe them off before he sniffs them, wipes them all over the remote control while watching Nascar.
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Next time please try to be more disgusting with your description kthnx.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
How the hell many more awards can they possibly give out in fashion and entertainment? It's all a big fucking joke.
OFT--well, not OFT if the topic is fashion--but I just saw a 30-something man in my local park, doing full-on wind-sprints in plaid, cotton, drawstring pants and black ballet slippers with bows. I guess if they work for ballet they work for sprints, too.
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What exactly is a "hardcore" lesbian as opposed to just a lesbian?
Anyhoo, GB looks like those one night stands that give you the heebie jeebies (pray that's all you get) when you look back on it years later.
Make room in the corner for me Jack ;-)
BTW MK, your "Mah Boo" just freaks me out. He looks undercooked.
*talks about jack's relationship with hardcore lesbians*
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"I'd love to sing you a song, but I'm a little horse."
That doesn't even look like Gerard Butler to me. I mean, good for him, losing the chunk, but it's as if he's had work done as well.
And like madam s. pointed out, he's completely lost any Russell Crowe he was working with--his features have no "edge".
Bah, I never liked the greasy slob to begin with.
I wish MK's Boo would smile more often. He's so cute when he's giggling on The Daily Show. And Spice Dong, whatchu tawkin bout, his suit ain't no good?? Everybody's breaking like that these days, and the cuff-to-sleeve-to-wrist ratio is perfect! Best of all, those cuffed, slim pants prevent that grotesque flib-flab-flib-flab movement of most suit pants.
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"I'd love to sing you a song, but I'm a little horse."
So now I'm a lesbian? HAAAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!
*licks M.E.'s chocha*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 9:22am.
Is it me or is Butler looking like rat dude from harry potter?
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Yes. He is all sorts of gross. I bet he sticks his hands down his pants (front and back) and doesn't even bother to wipe them off before he sniffs them, wipes them all over the remote control while watching Nascar.
*sits in corner with hardcore lesbians comparing tattoos*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
GB looks green to me? Like a green tint to his skin?
Yuck.
Kayne, Kayne, Kayne. He does look especial, tag hanging out, and don't get me started on the shoes.
Oh, MichaelK, you devious little one! Everyone knows that the San Fernando Valley (aka Porn Heaven) is one of the top 3 "modelling agencies" in the greater LA area! Hell, maybe in SoCali!
(And I don't know what it is about Gerry, but I'd fuck him 8 ways to Sunday - with protection, 'cuz, EEW! - and never look back!)
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His head is so far up his ass, it's actually popped back out onto his shoulders again.
you gotta be a hardcore lesbian if you think GB is looking awful.
He's obviously hot, although I preferred him all bloaty and old, I don't like guys who do plastic surgeries. But I still would.
I'm sorry, I don't find the hot in GB.