Michelle Duggar's Hair Is A Thing Of Beauty
For a woman whose uterus is always doing the slow motion Intervention wail and who can't go a few seconds without hearing the high-pitched screech of a toddler, Michelle Duggar has maintained a stunning mane of crunchy curls that looks like a hair waterfall orgasming a spray of bangs. It's like a party in the front AND a party in the back. You can laugh all you want, but Michelle Duggar has been laughing at all of us since 1986. While we've been Japanese straightening, crimping, cutting, pulling and weaving our hair over the years, Michelle has been sitting back and cackling! Michelle knows her shit is classic and doesn't need messing with.
I bet that when Jim Bob is filling her up with Duggar #419 and their latest baby is sliding out under his peen, her hair doesn't even move. That coif of gorgeousness is built to last. If you put your ear up to her bangs, you'd hear the sound of a dozen AquaNet cans queefing in unison.
A jumbo curling iron, a sore finger from pressing down the hairspray nozzle so hard, a tub of Dep gel, a million cries from the ozone layer and a Judy Torres tape on the boombox is how beauty is made! Michelle Duggar's head is always giving birth to glamour. It's like her head is a shell and her hair is Venus.
Here's all three thousand members of the Duggar family outside of NBC studios this morning after they pimped out their book and reality show on Today. It wasn't sunny in NYC today. That's just the glare of Michelle's jealous haters trying to burn her beauty down. Didn't work. Won't work. Never.
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Michelle, were you really playing my music on your boombox??? Wow! I am VERY flattered & just wanted to stop by and say thank you! You rock!
Love
Judy Torres
Holy Crap!! She looks 70.
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:21am.
"It looks as if the oldest son who's married isn't taking on Duggar family planning. He and his wife only have one kid and she's gotta be 2 or 3 by now."
The first baby will be 2 in October-she and my youngest were due the same day. Anna is pregnant again, the new baby is due this month.
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:21am.
"It looks as if the oldest son who's married isn't taking on Duggar family planning. He and his wife only have one kid and she's gotta be 2 or 3 by now."
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Nah, the oldest kid sends my gaydar pinging off the charts. He's just not into the pussy.
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Exactly!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:20am.
Nope. I doubt she's completely done. Now starts the era of special needs kids for them. With the exception of this last one, her kids have all come out fairly easily and are healthy. I think.
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As far as we know. I read an article, saying if you get pregnant too quickly after giving birth, there is a higher risk of problems in the second baby because your body hasn't had time to replenish everything it gave to the first. Of course, plenty of people have children close together and they turn out fine. But she averages 1 every 18 months, right? That can't be healthy for the later kids.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:30am.
I'll go out on a limb here: & declare she's done birthing.
Pushing 45 & surely read the riot act by ER & NICU after #19 barely squeaked by death's door.
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Unfortunately, I don't think she's done, either; she's said more than once she won't stop until God tells her she's done. I can totally see this woman dying in childbirth from all this insanity. I've seen a few episodes of the show, and while those kids are well taken care of financially, it drives me crazy that the little ones are always dumped off on the older kids while she keeps trying to get pregnant. Enough already...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:20am.
Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:30am.
I'll go out on a limb here: & declare she's done birthing.
Pushing 45 & surely read the riot act by ER & NICU after #19 barely squeaked by death's door.
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Nope. I doubt she's completely done. Now starts the era of special needs kids for them. With the exception of this last one, her kids have all come out fairly easily and are healthy. I think.
Decades of taking pre-natal vitamins have really helped her skin and hair. I don't dig the 'do but she looks fairly radiant for a mother of 19.
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All the pre-natal vitamins in the world can't change the fact that her eggs are OLD. No getting around that, no matter how young you look and how healthy you are. I agree she looks great for 45, but her 45-year-old eggs, what's left of them, won't make it out the gate.
Bet she "borrows" her daughters' eggs. :^P
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"I'd love to sing you a song, but I'm a little horse."
"It looks as if the oldest son who's married isn't taking on Duggar family planning. He and his wife only have one kid and she's gotta be 2 or 3 by now."
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Nah, the oldest kid sends my gaydar pinging off the charts. He's just not into the pussy.
CholaMom - pretty sure it's naturally curly, since all the girls in the family wear it the same way as well. Straightening the bangs is such an 80's curly-girl thing to do. I should know. I too had the sore hair-spray-thumb (except my spritz of choice was Stiff Stuff) as well as the worn Judy Torres tape.
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"It amazes me how special people think they are because they've had a baby. Really? I try not to pat myself on the back for doing anything that an average housecat can do." -- Dlister Jerseygirl17
Submitted by CholaMom on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:48am.
Question for those in the know: does she have NATURAL curly hair, or is that a perm?
*clearing throat, putting down shears* Natural, but she straightens the first 6".
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The World's a Mess; It's in My Kiss
Question for those in the know: does she have NATURAL curly hair, or is that a perm?
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Whenever I see them, I just think of their sweaty fucking and moaning with all of those kids within hearing distance. Gross. Just fucking and taking up more oxygen.
oh my lord! you guys are so gullible, be careful!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Unspeakable hillbilly hair.
Speaking of hair, why do all those guys have the same creepy haircut and Jesus Face? Like they were all made from one mold.
Whole family is deranged. Funny how they live in this sheltered little home-school, long-skirt fundie world and yet have NO problem whoring themselves out to the world that they have supposedly renounced. Anything for a buck.
KILL
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WITH
FIRE
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Don't you worry none Daddy/Tim!
Momma's got the pill!!
*dies*
LMFAO Jack!
*chanting as always*
Feeling very scholarly this morning. So I find it endlessly interesting to look at different groups of Americans and see what passes for style within them. Like the cholas have their particular hairstyles and makeup, and the religious weirdos like the Duggars and the polygamous folks. And the teens in the OC, and the teens in DC have totally different ideas of what the hottest prom dress is. Etc.
I like comparing the Real Housewives of NYC to their counterparts in other regions of the country. There are definite differences.
What a hideous gene pool
Speaking of Loretta Lynn and too many babies, here is the perfect song for Michelle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5DcdONaKSQM
She reminds me of my co-worker's daughter, in her 40's and still rocking the blonde curly perm with the Aqua Net bangs sticking straight up with the curve at the ends. *shudders*
I want to gently stroke those bangs with a chainsaw. So proud you fucking weirdos are representing my state.
*middle finger*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
You know that chick has a stockpile of Aqua Net. That's a hairdo that only the Pink and White Can can tame!
a love that multiplies? it sounds like a polygamist or orgy alt lifestyle book.
man that is some inbred style.
someone said at least 2 will be gay, i predict a stripper/porn star in the group.
jessa or jinger, your vivid ent. contract awaits!
I wonder how much dippity-do it took to make that hairstyle.
I think Jim Bob wears a hairpiece.
Michelle looks great for being 45 and popping out 19 kids, horribly dated hair and all.
I'd lay odds that a few of these little wierdo kids have been touching each other all inappropriate and shit. I get a real creepy vibe from this lot, kids and all.
What I ALWAYS say when the Duggars come up (yes, you're all tired of hearing it) is that, statistically speaking, at least 2 of their kids are gay. But you know what? I bet they would accept them, even though they are holy rollers. Sometimes those fundies surprise you by not being total hateful hypocrites. I hope they're going to be nice to their 2 gay kids.
Submitted by ben_dover on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:52am.
ppl hate on mexicans for having too many kids but
this bitch takes it home cant stand this fam and those stupid sister wives
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
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I don't care how many damned kids someone chooses to have, as long as you take care of all of them financially AND emotionally. And I don't mean just the basics...I mean a rich, fulfilled life, with the right amount of attention from each parent. I highly doubt the Duggar kids had enough individual attention.
Yay Texndoc! Thanks for the link! Loretta's singing washed the Duggar right outa mah head!
*chanting as always*
You gotta admit that for someone who's in their early 40's and the mother of 19 kids, she looks pretty damned good.
It looks as if the oldest son who's married isn't taking on Duggar family planning. He and his wife only have one kid and she's gotta be 2 or 3 by now.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
You gotta admit that for someone who's in their early 40's and the mother of 19 kids, she looks pretty damned good.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:30am.
I'll go out on a limb here: & declare she's done birthing.
Pushing 45 & surely read the riot act by ER & NICU after #19 barely squeaked by death's door.
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Nope. I doubt she's completely done. Now starts the era of special needs kids for them. With the exception of this last one, her kids have all come out fairly easily and are healthy. I think.
Decades of taking pre-natal vitamins have really helped her skin and hair. I don't dig the 'do but she looks fairly radiant for a mother of 19.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Submitted by johnnysgirl:
>.>!!!
Link pleez, and I <3 your avvie :D
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Thanks, and here are some links about it:
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/9949309.aspx
And check out the first few seconds of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0FyATgSoo
It's obviously from the previous episode, and I have no idea what that was!
i bet that hair is crunchy to the touch...you know michelle spent hours getting those bangs to lay just right...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Oh, man. That hair... THAT HAIR! Come AWN! I seem to remember that she finally got a new hairstyle about a year ago -- and it looked good too, if I recall correctly -- but it must be she reverted back to the old one. Why is it some women get stuck in a certain fashion era and never leave?
At the same time, I'm of two minds on this. On the one hand, I admire her ability to shake off all the haters and do what SHE WANTS with her hair. But on the other hand... she did THAT.
Tsk tsk tsk.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
That one girl in the front in the last pic looks like she is trying to get away. They forgot to strap her into a stroller like the other two. At least a few of these kids must want out.
ppl hate on mexicans for having too many kids but
this bitch takes it home cant stand this fam and those stupid sister wives
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:09am.
"her hair is proof God hates them."
And the reason why he invented fire. What is it made of anyway, synthetic polymers? And to think I share a first name with this maniacal baby machine.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:09am.
her hair is proof God hates them.
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well, it could just be that her hairstylist works for.... *Dana Carvey "Church Lady" voice*... Satan!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
her hair is proof God hates them.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
I'll bet birthing all of those kids sucked every ounce of nutrition out of that poor woman.
She must feel like Rodney King after a good old-fashioned LAPD beating.
Now this is how you keep the home fires burnin ladies. That church lady mullet is pure sex.
My natural hair looks like Diana Ross' after a windstorm, so I could top this. But I won't.
Fraggle: You are one hot slut. Gorgeous!
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"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy
*whistles like a Tex Avery wolf*... Fraggle's purdy.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Good. She got her two front teeth bonded, Chicklet style.
I'll go out on a limb here: & declare she's done birthing.
Pushing 45 & surely read the riot act by ER & NICU after #19 barely squeaked by death's door.
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@Fraggle - are you still up?
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Clapton is God
Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:21pm.
Fraggle, I'm tardy for the party as always, but I need to know. Are you that goddess in lingerie? If so, I'm making a mental note to hide behind my silly cow pic for evah.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Fraggle,
You's a hot mamma!!!!
That 'do looks like she's got her hair in a snood.
I think we all know who is swinging the biggest bat in that family. Her uterus must be prolapsed down around her knees. That must hurt like hell.
I too have 80s hair in the middle of 2011, and I see a kindred spirit here. It takes a lot of work - and hair spray, 2 kinds of texture pastes, some Infusium, a pick, a curling iron, a blow dryer, and I'm sure I'm forgetting something- to look like that. We don't just wake up with glamorous hair like that!