Rohan Marley Just Raised Maury's Brow
This past weekend at a show in Detroit, Lauryn Hill declared to the audience that she's taking a break from showing up 3 hours late to concerts to tend her 6th child who is currently leasing space in her womb. Most of us figured that Lauryn's boyfriend of forever and father of her 5 kids, Rohan Marley, was the one who blew her ovaries a testicle kiss full of semen. Rohan says that we would be wrong in assuming that.
Rohan sang every track on his new album The Misspermification of Lauryn Hill yesterday on Twitter and subtly denied with a creepy wink that he's not the daddy. Ro's Twitter denial has since been deleted, but Chron.com broke it down for us:
Soon after Lauryn Hill announced that she is pregnant with her sixth child, Rohan Marley took to Twitter to state that he was not the father (Maury Povich style!). Hip-Hop Wired tweeted a link to their story announcing Hill’s pregnancy. Soon after, a tweet from @RoMarley, replied, “2 things, I’m not married and I don’t have anyone expecting anything.”The Rohan Marley Twitter account is verified, so we’re going to assume that it’s really him. As far as the baby not being his, a Clutch Magazine writer by the name of @BritniDWrites engaged him in further conversation. She tweeted to him, “so we are clear: 1) you’re not married to your ex-wife or Lauryn, and 2) she isn’t preggo w/your child, but someone else’s?”
His response was a vague, “That is correct until I say out of my mouth to the contrary.”
The writer replied, “Ok. I’ll take it. But you do realize that the ‘until I say something contrary’ addendum cast doubt on your statement.”
The last thing Marley tweeted her was, “trust me, the info out there is so incorrect for so many years…Thx for twitter. I check a few things.”
Was it White Oprah who said, "Lines aren't for reading between they're for snorting?"
Why doesn't Rohan just come out and say it. Typing "I AM NOT THE FATHER" is easier than typing a bunch of Scooby Snacks with no protein. Stop beating around my bush, Ro! (No, seriously, please don't beat around any of my bushes because I don't think prenatal vitamins mix well with morning whiskey.)
Rohan just sounds like a major asshole with dick that makes a bitch loopy. No wonder Lauryn went crazy. She squatted on the tip and she's never been the same since.
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Lauryn Hill is so over.
Who even cares about her anymore?
She's just another whore fucking without protection.
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i'm not sure she's not doing exactly what she wants to be doing with her life.
she shouldn't be unprofessional about the music. but who knows, maybe she's got another man, too? maybe she's not a victim, just a woman who picked a man with the strongest genes she could imagine to father her children?
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so we are clear: 1) you’re not married to your ex-wife or Lauryn, and 2) she isn’t preggo w/your child, but someone else’s?”
His response was a vague, “That is correct until I say out of my mouth to the contrary.”
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Basically the equivalent of: That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Ha!
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Its the rasta way to spread it around for the men-shes like some kind earth mother type who should probably pop a few birth control pills at some point… needless to say every time she opens her mouth and she's not singing it is tedious….
Is he the Marley with the coffee thats like $40.00 a fucking pound?
Hes reaaaaaaly hot but doesn't strike me as the daddy type…
Oh and by the way-I hate the spelling of her name-spell it the right way you loopy bitch….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
OK we have all known for more than a decade now that Lauryn is a little weird. We can blame her religion, we can blame her dickmatization, whatever it is, I really don't give a fuck. She's talented as hell, but she HATES the music "business." And she HATES kissing people's asses. I read somewhere that she feels an interview is like the person is trying to take a little of your soul or some shit. I don't mind all her weirdness, as I can honestly say I truly appreciate weirdness in some of my favorite artists (Michael Jackson for example), but what I do not like about her is I think she is very disrespectful to her fans who pay damn good money only for her to show up 2, 3 sometimes 4 fucking hours late for her shows. And that's if she bothers showing up at all. Lauryn, your fans love you. Fucking appreciate it, ya crazy bitch!
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he's just following daddy's footsteps. Bob Marley spread his babybatter all over the globe sharing the seed with all the colors of the rainbow. He was always a womanizer, sexing with fans, backup singers, photojournalists, rock journalists, models, actresses, socialites, etc in front of his wife's face. Officially the Marley Estate recognizes 11 biologically confirmed children, but there are 4 more who have not been acknowledged or confirmed with paternity tests. There are other people out there claiming to be Marley spawn, around 45 total. Lauryn's mentally unwell and also you can't criticize a Marley as Bob is a saint and everything. I have never heard good stories about any of his kids.
It's disheartening to know she has this amazing talent and has sung about empowering women to not let men run over them, but yet she has Rohan the Married Winner here blasting the mother of his brood on Twitter. Let's not forget she was banging Wyclef during their time as the Fugees while he was still married with his wife at the time.
I don't know what she said about the white people thing, but I think she has some major issues. I listened recently to an NPR interview she gave a while back where the reporter talked about how she was told not to look Lauryn in the eye, not to touch her, etc. But at one point, Lauryn was really open and sounding relatively normal. I think someone mentioned the other day she may be diagnosed with bipolar disorder, and I wouldn't doubt she has some other shit going on.
Such talent, and such weirdness. I wish her the best, hope she learns it's okay to use birth control, and to leave the married men alone.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:57pm.
LMAO....
@Hot
Having said that, regardless of how awesome her music is, she's a colossal fuck-up
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FUCKING THIS. I don't know why saying someone is a douche/fuck up translate into they are a shitty artist. I still play mis-education to this day. It is an amazing album. Most songs that bey/gaga/rihanna sing are boring and I am through first listen. She made great music. But she is exactly what you said: a colossal fuck-up. Having that many kids with someone who won't commit to you is fucking stupid. Leaving fans, that pay money to see you, waiting 3 hours with no explanation is fucking stupid. She looks bat shit and certifiable so she should be happy people are still paying to see her.
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If she had truly said that shit about white people, it would have been known within days. I mean, we all saw that recording of the Hilton sister, didn't we?
Having said that, regardless of how awesome her music is, she's a colossal fuck-up. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER and stop having children with a man who clearly doesn't want your ass.
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From now on, if someone is acting like a shady douchebag, I am going to tell them to quit actin' like a Rohan!
Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:03pm.
Is the Lauryn Hill "anti whitey" story along the same lines as the Richard Gere gerbil story?
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No, I think the gerbil story is more plausible. That's just me, though. ;-)
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Eh, I was trying to snark something... but, I decided to not care about thinking about it.
He lived in South Orange with her but I always heard he was married to someone else, never to Lauren.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:10am.
I just pictured Eddie Murphy's bit on "Dexter" from Jamaica twirling his big dick "gerrl, wut chya crayin bout?" lololll
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MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:11pm.
Just a case of lame overreaching on someone's part.
Exactly. "Reaching out to black women" is hardly along the same lines as "I hate whitey". -With almost EVERYONE owning a cell-phone in America...with the capability to record video/audio...I call bullshit.
She might be a total fuck-up in her personal life but I don't buy that she's some racist hater.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:03pm.
YOu should read the snopes site that someone posted earlier. She made a comment a long the lines about about making music for young black women. Someone turned that into her not wanting white people to buy her music. She never said that and since it was claimed to have been said during an MTV interview it would have been documented. And we would have seen it/heard it a million times.
Just a case of lame overreaching on someone's part.
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yeah I got nothing when it comes to Lauren...
she's been nuttier than a case of Snickers from the getgo...closet lesbo, fucking with Wyclef, fucking with Prasdenous or whatever his name was, the meltdown, the headlines when she first tried to come back about being in "emotional rehab", the preachamification while humping on some dude who married someone else but wouldn't marry YOU...now 6 goddamned kids?
otay, glad you're fertile and shit but is there really any reason? you got a farm or something and need extra hands to plow the field? just because they make it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it, and just because your womb pops out crotchfruit like a Pez dispenser doesn't mean that's a good idea!
Why do people keep telling that lie about she didn't want white folks buying her albums?
A lie can travel halfway across the world, while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
Is the Lauryn Hill "anti whitey" story along the same lines as the Richard Gere gerbil story?
Sorry, unless someone has it on video/audio...I don't buy it. Release the receipts!
Saying, "Well, you can't DISPROVE it, therefore it could be true" is a pretty shiteous way to keep an UNproven rumor running.
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“trust me, the info out there is so incorrect for so many years..."
I just want to know if he's trying to say that not all of Lauren's 5 other kids are his. Lauren is mental health, is inconsistent with meds, and her mother is primary caretaker of those kids. Lauren is unfit, which is why she lives with her mother. If it weren't for having bookings to roll out to 3hrs. late while her bandmates sit around waiting Lauren would be wandering the streets all day muttering to herself.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:55am.
And how is her career "ruined"? And maybe, maybe, she doesn't want to marry him? I don't know or care, I still like her voice. And please, she ain't Camille Claudel cray cray, y'all aren't Dr. Phil.
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LOL! I'd say 8 kids could ruin a career no problem...unless you're a reality show whore, I guess....But you're right I think she's fine - she just has to put something out there...
And as for the cray cray...I think we all paused a moment when she started walking around looking like this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8sWoh1TczHs/TCmsPOzjSbI/AAAAAAAABW4/nTukh8p9W_...
But who knows? She really just could be terminally hormonal at this point;p
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WTF? Lauryn Hill is inneresting again? I was hoping that was going to happen becuz of an album - not this shit.
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Lauryn Hill has been irrelevant to me since she popped up with their first bastard child when he was married.
They both are assholes and deserve each other.
Twitter is nothing but an enabler of insanely trashy, classless, and all around family-shaming behavior. God, how I love it so.
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Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:59am.
Submitted by fookyoo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:57am.
He got him an 'inside wife' (legal missus) and an 'outside wife' (Hill).
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hey that sounds a bit like the Philippines!
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My sister was engaged to a Filipino dude. They had a baby and everything. Three weeks before the wedding he told her that he already had a wife in the Philippines. His family knew and never told my sister. They had a big fancy wedding planned and everything. Then he asked my sister for money to get divorced. He never married my sister but his next wife left him for another woman......anyhoooooo
And how is her career "ruined"? And maybe, maybe, she doesn't want to marry him? I don't know or care, I still like her voice. And please, she ain't Camille Claudel cray cray, y'all aren't Dr. Phil.
William Faulkner said some fucked up shit about blacks and integration, but that doesn't mean that his novels aren't good or should be ignored. (Toni Morrison wrote her MA thesis on him; he's a huge influence in her work.)
Ignorance is unintentional, stupidity is intentional, almost willful, with no effort or interest to learn. This is why racists, sexists, homophobes, etc., are stupid.
Um, what else? Ziggy Marley was cute.
Whether she said the comment about white folks or not, I think some folks like to use something like that to expound on the many ills people like her (blacks) do. Not saying that it's happening here (yet), but that that's how that (mis)information is used and spread. (And what kind of argument is well, just because she said she didn't say it, doesn't mean that she didn't?)
Ah, screw this, it's my birthday.
Today, the D in Dlisted is for dick.
Weren't there mumblings months ago that he left her ass for being too crazy? She was all bloated and fucked up at a concert shortly after.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 11:09am.
you the man.
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"...and i'm pretty sure you guys were being assholes to me on purpose. thanks for making me feel like a customer."
Submitted by ba-buttons: ...She's a singer who tagged along with the Fugees fame and then had a brief (thank god) solo career thanks to a poor-quality cover of a Roberta Flack song.
Then she decided that she didn't like white people buying her albums. Seeing as they were the only people dumb enough to buy her shitty music, her career pretty much ended then, save for live shows where she performs like shit and shows up 3-4 hours late."
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Um, that's one way of looking at a five-time Grammy winner whose debut album, I mean 8-track, I mean cd, bought by all kinds of folk, sold over 18 million copies (per the oh so reputable wikipedia). As for "tagging along," she was the main reason that I listened to The Fugees.
Submitted by Slurpee: "...Gabrielle (whatever her name was - she played the 80 year-old high school student on 90210.)"
Yes! With her old Miss Crabtree looking self.
Yeah, 17 if she's Benjamin Button's sister:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/03/31/0331_90210_gabrielle_carteris_memba_l...
"She squatted on the tip and she's never been the same since."
I think I found a new sig line!
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These lyrics!:
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Isn't ignorance by definition unintentional?
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*returns to not caring*
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Reminds me of the situation a 2nd cousin of mine is in. She's married to a guy but he lives with another woman. Once a month he takes the 2nd cousin out to dinner and then goes back to his mistress.She laments about it but is too stupid to cut the loser from her life . Of course, he doesn't bother to support the three kids he has with his wife either.
Just a side note, I find it scary how many Hollywood types get randomly knocked up ( side eye to January Jones). If you're gonna have sex with lots of different men, at least use protection.
I get tired of people saying he ruined her. SHE ALLOWED herself to be ruined by the man, if in fact she is ruined. No sympathy here for her and her crazy.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:52am.
Defaming her? LOL I thought that is what dlisted was for.
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true enough, Stoney, i guess intentional ignorance just gets on my nerves. carry on!
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Submitted by fookyoo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:57am.
He got him an 'inside wife' (legal missus) and an 'outside wife' (Hill).
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hey that sounds a bit like the Philippines!
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I love her eyebrows. So pretty.
I never liked this guy. Something about him. I remember when Lauryn won at the Grammys she said something like, "Thank you to Ro, you are a LION" and they cut to him smiling this smug smile like, "Yeah, I am." Dude looked too into himself.
On Lauryn's Unplugged record she talks to the crowd a lot about hating the music industry, people making her sing when her voice was shot etc. She really sounded broken and over it. That whole show was weird. (FYI think I even saw some white people in the audience!)
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Bitches gotta stop the hatin' on Marley.
He just been' a good West Indian man. He got him an 'inside wife' (legal missus) and an 'outside wife' (Hill).
As much as I hate Lauryn Hill bitch is just being a good Carib gurl.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:57am.
Truer words have never been spoken. I hate 'do as I say, not as I do' people.
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How has it been proven a lie? Because she said she didn't say it? Just because nobody can prove she did say it doesn't mean it was proven that she didn't. To me it sounds like a very specific thing for someone to make up. Defaming her? LOL I thought that is what dlisted was for.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
stoney, ba-buttons, don't be fools:
she never said she didn't want white people buying her music. it's been proven a lie a million times, so why does this stupid, yes, racist, rumor persist?
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/lauryn.asp
it's like insisting the world is flat or something. you're just defaming the girl.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:27am.
This creep is probably headed for Laura Dern's house as I type this.
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preggie 6 times by the man who won't marry you...and then feels the need to talk shit about via twitter...ugh...
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This creep is probably headed for Laura Dern's house as I type this.
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