Which Giant Piece Is Hayden Panettiere Climbing On Today?
Hayden Pantiesupintheair immediately denied the rumor that Mark Sanchez tossed her across the room, ran to the other side and caught her gnome-gina with his peen. UsWeekly says that Hayden is telling the truth about that, because she's getting on a different player from the New York Jets. The tramp of the treasure troll world was seen yesterday in West Hollywood with the Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight.
A source says that when Hayden was seen at In-N-Out with Mark Sanchez on Memorial Day in Laguna Beach, Scotty McKnight was with them. When UsWeekly asked Hayden about the Mark Sanchez thing a few days ago, she said, "I'm a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with Mark and his buddies. I've always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I'm into sports so we have a lot in common."
If Hayden is the pass around patty for the New York Jets, I swear I'm going to go into the enchanted forest and beg the wish fairy (or Gay Al) to turn me into a dolphin-loving, stumpy elf who has the boyish charm of Cathy Rigby. Some trolls get all the luck (and football dick).
Hayden is starting a serious athlete fetish. If she traded her soul and morals in for a hippo ass, a Species face, and a whorey baby voice, Kris Jenner would totally adopt her.
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sorry but i think hayden loos like shit in the face
Submitted by cgwalt on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:10am.
There is no In-n-Out in Laguna. So there.
He meant Laguna Hills (Avenida de la Carlota).
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The World's a Mess; It's in My Kiss
There is no In-n-Out in Laguna.
So there.
it seems Scotty McKnight is not the only wide receiver because hayden is obviously a big ass hoe and has become the pass around pussy for the Jets lol NASSSTY! thats cheap and nasty.
Trick or treat?
Smell my feet?
Give me something good to eat?
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:51pm.
hahahaha *ears burning*
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:11pm.
I bet she's buckin' for a baby with someone with a good future (income) stream. However, she'll die tragically giving birth to a 13-lb. right tackle.
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Not like you to misspell.
It starts with an 'f'. :)
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I bet she's buckin' for a baby with someone with a good future (income) stream. However, she'll die tragically giving birth to a 13-lb. right tackle.
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The pretty boys of the world are certainly safe from her Lilliputian clutches.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:25pm.
I can't believe the adorable little girl from Remember the Titans turned out to be a complete athlete fucking ho.
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Only thing I've ever seen her in, besides commercials for that Heroes show.
At least we know that football knowledge from the movie probably came in handy.
Hahaha! She's the littlest field goal ever.
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And I threw us into the flames
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:25pm.
I can't believe the adorable little girl from Remember the Titans turned out to be a complete athlete fucking ho.
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Only thing I've ever seen her in, besides commercials for that Heroes show.
At least we know that football knowledge from the movie probably came in handy.
And Kim Kuntassian is looking mighty fine in that Species pic - she looks so much better that way.
Hayden Pantiesupintheair...
MK for President.
Pantiliners has a definte type: Cro-Magnon, Cyclops, hulking, yeti....
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
She really likes the homely, troll-like type, huh?
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I can't believe the adorable little girl from Remember the Titans turned out to be a complete athlete fucking ho.
Yes,I can.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I get a strange vibe from her.
(973) Jersey Strong
Looky that! I'm some kind of dlist Nostradamus bc after I mentioned this circle of sluttery there's a post on ARod's piece trying to fuck with royalty! I'm telling you, there's some kind of whorepacolypse coming... Start stock piling Valtrex, condoms, and holy water in your fall-out shelters.
I had NO idea who this dude is until I realized he was just drafted this year. Apparently he and Sanchez are best friends from way back.
If the Troll was smart, she'd try to get with Sanchez.
Scotty McKnight is a pretty good looking dude, but this is a ghoulish picture. It looks like a computer reconstruction of a person's face based on a skull someone found in a dumpster.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
This post begins thus:
"Hayden Pantiesupintheair immediately denied the rumor that Mark Sanchez tossed her across the room, ran to the other side and caught her gnome-gina with his peen."
I don't think I'll EVER recover from the laughing fit that ensued after reading that opening sentence!
Way to kill a faithful commentwat off, dude!
I ❤ this/live for this!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:13pm.
Why isn't there an "eyebrow situation" tag? I saw his before I noticed the rest of his face.
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Co-signed!
But, it's a double sitch. What's up with hers????
I guess spinning on a dick is a sport!
Coma Caca!
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"Stumpy" is the first thing of when I hear Hayden Panetroll's name. Short & stumpy. I don't know what anyone sees in her, aside from the fact that she's probably a spinner.
Hayden Pantiesupintheair????????????
GOOD LORD, MICHAEL K!!!!! *LMAO*
Hell, you are BRILLIANT!!! That nickname is a keeper!!!
This young girl has had more lovers than me and I'm twice her age. She getting up there with the Kardashian whores.
They are talking more about they guys she fucks than her acting. I guess that's more interesting that her so-called career. *LOL*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
I know her build is off (except the pecs) from his usual type, but if ARod would fuck on her the circle of whores would be complete. Not sure what that would do (raise hookers from the dead?) but it seems like some kind of fulfillment of venereal disease destiny.
I wonder if the coach gets a turn with her?
Lawn gnomes need love too!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Totally Suck!! There was this one skank that used to hang with hubbys friends...slut was passed around like a joint!!
Hayden is giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money- who can fuck the most athletes.
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I'd give ole Hayden a toss or two around the room... shoooooot.
and dude has a fat head.
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Does anyone really give a sweet shit who this little spinner is fucking on? She's about as interesting as watching paint dry.
They're building a new In-N-Out right down the street from Raul's Chateau Relaxo next to the Chik-fil-a, how fuckin' kewl is that?
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
The only thing they all have in common is that all of those dicks have been inside her
So they're both wide receivers.
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Blaspheme! There's no In-N-Out in Laguna! There is a lie in here somewhere.
yuk - u'd have to pay me to get with panettroll.
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
Fug and he looks like he's short.
What does this midget do anyway? She hasn't had a movie or show on in a few years.
Why isn't there an "eyebrow situation" tag? I saw his before I noticed the rest of his face.
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Douchechill!
She's got a BAD reputation. Constantly the topic of dirty blind items from Ted Casablanca. Sounds as bad as a Prostitution Whore-a.
too bad Andre the Giant isn't around anymore...they'd have been married with children by now.
Yum, In N Out! Wish I had one right now!
Dude looks like Xander from Buffy minus the ear situation.
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LOOOOOOOL. That's a herp derp look if I ever saw one!!
"I've always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. "
OLOLLO AKA GIGANNNTTIIC SLUT!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ooooo...If it's In-N-Out it must be love. Now if it was Carl's Jr., I would say it's more like like than love.
goddamn bitch, what's up with you and the Cro Magnon boyfriends? 8P