Michelle Duggar Is Officially A Beauty Inspiration
The other day I pleaded with the women of the world to open their own Michelle Duggar beauty franchise on top of their heads by reaching for the pink sponge curlers, the jumbo iron, a tub of Queen Helene hair gel and any can of hairspray with a toxic warning label on it. The reigning first lady of Broadway and Corky's mom Patti LuPone heard my pleas (or she's way ahead of all of us and planned this looks weeks ago) and walked the red carpet at last night's NYC screening of Company with her face framed with a flowing stream of luscious perfection.
Ms. LuPone's version is a little more demure and softer than Michelle's. It's like a gentle whisper of Michelle Duggar's exquisite mane, but she's on the right track. Next time, Ms. LuPone should dip her head in a bowl of gel as soon as she gets out of the shower and scrunch her curls in front of a heating vent until her hair starts to sound like a ho sitting on a bag of corn chips. Then she should keep the curling iron on her bangs until the smoke wafting from them sets off the alarm and the fire department shows up. That's how you know you're on the right side of beauty.
And with that, I can finally say that the Michelle Duggar hair revolution has officially begun!
Here's Patti's head carrying the flaming torch of glamour last night with Neil Patrick Harris, Christina Hendricks, Anika Noni Rose and the rest of the cast.
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:47pm.
Can people stop saying "her gays" or "the gays?" How bout if i start saying "her blacks" or "her jews?" It's so hateful and ignorant.
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Hateful and ignorant??? I was suggesting that she needed someone with style and elegance to point out to her that her hair looks like the crack ho on the corner. "the gays" or "her gays" (gosh I wish I had some gays) isn't hateful! Though, I wonder if gays and lesbians say, "Where are my straights? I feel too stylish tonight!"
She is so old and looking still gorgeous lovely lady with attention towards personal care
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"A ho sitting on a bag of corn chips"...Priceless! LOLOL!
Mr Duggar must have a 'big one'!
Are there any nude photos of mr. Duggar?
christina hendricks has an awesome body, so why is she dressed like this? all that does is make her look pear-shaped. she should be wearing something that flatters her hourglass body like she usually does. this outfit is horrendous.
and if you think this woman is "fat" you are seriously touched in the head.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:21pm.
I know it comes up on occasion, but I don't think it's that out of the realm of possibilities that he has a ghost writer once in a while. I'm sure he takes vacations from here!
I'm a writer and an English nerd...I've been here a few years. And I notice writing styles. This is different and has been for a week or so.
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I've noticed there are individual stories where MK doesn't seem to be on his regular game. Normally he injects glorious metaphors and lots of cursing in his writing. Here's his original description of Michelle Duggar's hair (from an earlier post two days ago):
Michelle Duggar has maintained a stunning mane of crunchy curls that looks like a hair waterfall orgasming a spray of bangs. It's like a party in the front AND a party in the back. You can laugh all you want, but Michelle Duggar has been laughing at all of us since 1986. While we've been Japanese straightening, crimping, cutting, pulling and weaving our hair over the years, Michelle has been sitting back and cackling! Michelle knows her shit is classic and doesn't need messing with.
I bet that when Jim Bob is filling her up with Duggar #419 and their latest baby is sliding out under his peen, her hair doesn't even move. That coif of gorgeousness is built to last. If you put your ear up to her bangs, you'd hear the sound of a dozen AquaNet cans queefing in unison.
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Now compare it to the description of the hairstyle given above:
It's like a gentle whisper of Michelle Duggar's exquisite mane, but she's on the right track. Next time, Ms. LuPone should dip her head in a bowl of gel as soon as she gets out of the shower and scrunch her curls in front of a heating vent until her hair starts to sound like a ho sitting on a bag of corn chips. Then she should keep the curling iron on her bangs until the smoke wafting from them sets off the alarm and the fire department shows up. That's how you know you're on the right side of beauty.
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OK, I'm off to taze myself for spending way too much time analyzing MK's writing style.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
This Hendricks person is 36 years old, so she should know by now that she was not made for wearing this type of jeans. Her last name tells me that she may have some Dutch ancestors, which would explain the tendency towards moo cow hips and thighs. Ain't nothing wrong with that, as long as you dress accordingly.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
That red haired woman looks totally wasted.
I don't see Broadway musicals much, but I remember Miz LuPone was a knockout as Fantine in Les Miz. Go Patti, and rock that Bayonne NJ hairdo!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I wonder how her uterus stays attached to her body?
BRING BACK the old, glamorous Hollywood!!!
I can rat my pubes 12' higher than this. Please make this go away....and in birth order.
Can people stop saying "her gays" or "the gays?" How bout if i start saying "her blacks" or "her jews?" It's so hateful and ignorant.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
I know it comes up on occasion, but I don't think it's that out of the realm of possibilities that he has a ghost writer once in a while. I'm sure he takes vacations from here!
I'm a writer and an English nerd...I've been here a few years. And I notice writing styles. This is different and has been for a week or so.
Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:17pm.
Why is the writing style on this blog different all of a sudden? I can't pinpoint what's different, but it is. Is MK taking a vacation?
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Not this again. Sounds like Michael K to me, and I've been here since the blogspot days.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:05pm.
LOL!! It's tough walking around with two asses...her back must be in agony!
Christina hendricks irks me. She looks sloppy somehow (never in the show) like loose meat just ugh. Latest interview she was saying men and women both hit on her. Get over yourself! And her nose is crooked. Seriously llok at it straight on in photos it looks wonky
Behold, a recent photo of Christina Hendricks in a swimsuit --->
http://www.christinahendricksgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chri...
Submitted by Constance Lee Amused on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:52pm.
Oh Patty. Don't you have any gays?
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hee.hee. I thought "there are no teenagers in her house", but yours is better!
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Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:26pm.
I don't get the fascination with Christina Hendricks. She's a bit hefty and she knows how to find a good bra that hikes those bitches up to her neck. She's not a good looking girl. When she smiles, it makes me want to put a bag over her head.
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I didn't either until I watched Mad Men. She's sexy as hell in it. But when you see her in normal dress, she really is very average.
Oh Patty. Don't you have any gays?
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A Broadway star of her calibre dressed like that in public means one thing...her gays HATE HER!
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Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:17pm.
I graduated from high school in NJ in 1984 so I think Patti and Mrs. Duggar are amateurs. My sister had the best NJ mall hair and it involved multiple curling irons, gels, hair dryers, and cans of Aqua Net. In the bathroom at the Amboy movies you could fluff set your hair off the vapors already in the air.
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hey! I graduated from high school in CT in 1984, and was always jealous of the Jersey mall hair LOL. I could never achieve it, or pull it off...really, it just wasn't done nawrth of New Yawrk. not as far as I could tell, on the New England side, anyhow..
I don't get the fascination with Christina Hendricks. She's a bit hefty and she knows how to find a good bra that hikes those bitches up to her neck. She's not a good looking girl. When she smiles, it makes me want to put a bag over her head.
Susan Surrandon, Jayne Mansfield, hell, I'll even throw Roseanne Barr into the mix. All have/had big boobs. What's so special about this scary bitch?
Mrs D's face is refreshingly plastic surgery free.
it's a hair piece/wig, and yes, it looks awful, but she's PATTI LUPONE!
Edit. Actually never heard of her.
Leave Patti alone. She is super talented and hardworking. She is not a fame whore.
Submitted by Jeanneee: "...And Christina, honey. Those of us who are "naturally blessed" in the tit and thigh department DO NOT wear horizontal stripes on top and skinny jeans with a light reflecting finish on bottom. Go to your room and think about what you did, young lady."
Ha, ha!!!!! So true. Why is she dressed as if there were only sizes smaller than her own at the Dress Barn? Is she going to a PTA picnic or a movie premiere? (The green clutch? What, for edginess?) But for the love of Diana Vreeland, what the fuck is going on here, Evita?!?!?! That outfit isn't even Joyce Leslie, it's Conways:
http://dlisted.com/node/42263/images/wenn3383752.jpg
I adore Aniki Noni Rose or whatever the hell her name is. She was so good in that "No. 1 Ladies Detective" series that was on HBO.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:51pm.
Patti's outfit is 8 different kinds of wretched.
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I see a middle-aged suburban husband who has just recently revealed to his wife that he longs to wear women's clothes and the wife - being understanding and amenable - gave him a makeover from her own wardrobe.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
Get a tan Christina Hendricks, you look grey.
Patti's outfit is 8 different kinds of wretched.
And Christina, honey. Those of us who are "naturally blessed" in the tit and thigh department DO NOT wear horizontal stripes on top and skinny jeans with a light reflecting finish on bottom. Go to your room and think about what you did, young lady.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
HAHA Queen Helene Cholesterol Cream is awesome. I don't think Patti's hair looks that much like Michelle Duggar's, though.
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Not to be a jerk, but Christina Hendricks' shoes look like they're gonna give out.
I'm liking the way the flash gave NPH a beautiful aura of holiness radiating about his noggin in the last pic.
Look at her little outfit! HA!!!! She's so cute!!! hahahahaha
Who's the bloke in the cheap wig?
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Anthony Weiner looks dashing in this picture.
Submitted by Kenneth G on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 4:58pm.
...I could write a BOOK on all the fucked up shit I would do to Michelle Duggar. I dream of hearing the soft sound of her Aquanetted bangs crackling under the weight of my substantial ballsack, a sound more soothing and beautiful than the rustling of dried leaves on a crisp fall afternoon.
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oh my an autumn memory has swept over me!! I was in a trance!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:17pm.
Why is the writing style on this blog different all of a sudden? I can't pinpoint what's different, but it is. Is MK taking a vacation?
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Not this again. Sounds like Michael K to me, and I've been here since the blogspot days.
Submitted by spankypants on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:17pm.
LOL @ mall hair.
Why is the writing style on this blog different all of a sudden? I can't pinpoint what's different, but it is. Is MK taking a vacation?
Wow, Tits McGee managed to keep the twins under wraps (somewhat).
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"She squatted on the tip and she's never been the same since." -MK, 6/8/11
I graduated from high school in NJ in 1984 so I think Patti and Mrs. Duggar are amateurs. My sister had the best NJ mall hair and it involved multiple curling irons, gels, hair dryers, and cans of Aqua Net. In the bathroom at the Amboy movies you could fluff set your hair off the vapors already in the air.
So is this the same person or what am I supposed to be looking at here
Hekki -- you heard Patti LuPone is cunty? Wow, never heard that. Saw her once in a play on Broadway, "Master Class." She was amazing. I guess I could see her being Lea Michele, Sr., except that Patti has talent. For the record, Corky annoyed the fuck out of me.
what the fuck is up with that wonky ass group photo. every damn one of them is looking in a different direction.
bitch looks DREADFUL!
She strangely resembles Palin here.
*shrugs*
...I could write a BOOK on all the fucked up shit I would do to Michelle Duggar. I dream of hearing the soft sound of her Aquanetted bangs crackling under the weight of my substantial ballsack, a sound more soothing and beautiful than the rustling of dried leaves on a crisp fall afternoon.
I don't know what Patti is going for but she reminds me there of Carrie Snodgress who was so wonderful in "Diary of a Mad Housewife" and "The Fury".