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Miss Ford looks like she has had some good 'work done'!

Liz Hurley is utter perfection imho.

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Agree on the smokey eye/black liner thing. I have a Turkish friend who can rock the smokey eye like no other woman in this world. She has ginormous cat eyes and the look is so exotic on her.

With Kate, I think the all round liner is making her eyes look smaller. She needs to invest in a professional makeup artist, I'm sure she can do a simple day look on her own, but for formal events she needs a pro.

Finally - someone who makes Elizabeth Hurley look curvy.

Thanks, Hoegarten! I have a sample of that right now actually. Will try it.

I like Tracy's mat DVD.

Grommet:I like OleHenrickson TruthSerum Collagen booster. I also find that Tracy Anderson's 30 day method exercise program-basically almost 2 hours of dance based cardio + dance based toning moves- really brings back the touthful glow like nothing else-epecially if you do it in this heat.

I think that these women get addicted to this all around the eye black eyeliner because in their mind they acheive the homemade glamorous smokey eye look. First off, to pull off that look you need certain features-huge eyes that are like 1/4 of your face. Even women who do have those features have very talented makeup artists who use several different shades of grey, brown and a brightening color like light pink or purple, cobalt blue or emerald green, to achieve that look, and it is usually for a stylized music video or photo shoot, not everyday.

I really hope Kate is just fit and happy and healthy, but such a bony ass says no. Pippa is thin and her ass is flat but there is still meat on her butt. Do you see any women who are athletic, no matter how thin, with no meat on their butt? Even though Pippa's face is wierd and she as well needs to come to grips that all around black eyeliner is NOT the look, I would put her ahead of Kate in overall appeal. I think Pippa needs a different haircut with layers and angles around her face. I give her props for completing that triatholon and she has that cool new job at that geothermal firm started by her ex that aims to turn hot water stored underground for heat and electricity in Sierra Leone.

Sigh. Remember when Prince William was one of the best looking men on earth 5 years ago?

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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Grommet:I like OleHenrickson TruthSerum Collagen booster. I also find that Tracy Anderson's 30 day method exercise program-basically almost 2 hours of dance based cardio + dance based toning moves- really brings back the touthful glow like nothing else-epecially if you do it in this heat.

I think that these women get addicted to this all around the eye black eyeliner because in their mind they acheive the homemade glamorous smokey eye look. First off, to pull off that look you need certain features-huge eyes that are like 1/4 of your face. Even women who do have those features have very talented makeup artists who use several different shades of grey, brown and a brightening color like light pink or purple, cobalt blue or emerald green, to achieve that look, and it is usually for a stylized music video or photo shoot, not everyday.

I really hope Kate is just fit and happy and healthy, but such a bony ass says no. Pippa is thin and her ass is flat but there is still meat on her butt. Do you see any women who are athletic, no matter how thin, with no meat on their butt? Even though Pippa's face is wierd and she as well needs to come to grips that all around black eyeliner is NOT the look, I would put her ahead of Kate in overall appeal. I think Pippa needs a different haircut with layers and angles around her face. I give her props for completing that triatholon and she has that cool new job at that geothermal firm started by her ex that aims to turn hot water stored underground for heat and electricity in Sierra Leone.

Sigh. Remember when Prince William was one of the best looking men on earth 5 years ago?

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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

girl is skinny alright.
and although she is pretty she is not aging well as she looks way older than 29 (probably due to heavy smoking and her lack of proper nutrition --eating disorder or not).

She only has two options: either she stays in the background and becomes a skinny version of Camilla.
Or she flourishes and carves a place for herself acquiring responsibilities the way Diana did. but given her history so far I think Kate is probably lazy and will choose the trophy wife path. I don't see in Kate the drive and the "IT" factor Diana had regardless of who's prettier. Diana had something that captivated and drew people to her even when she was an awkward 19yo day care assistant.

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Submitted by JewJewBean on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 10:16am.

A 39 shoe in the US is just a little too small for me, and my foot is a size 9, so roughly an 8 1/2.

I find it funny that the shoe size is visible. Seems kinda tacky, like when somebody buys a pair of crappy shoes in a hurry and forgets to peel off the huge orange price stickers on the soles. (At a job interview, typically.)

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I think Kate is pretty. Some say she is boring but what would you expect...she's a royal. Isn't being boring a requirement? Along with being ass ugly. Even though I think she is pretty, she is no Diana.

And, I am STILL not getting the too thin comments. She has a very lean, athletic body. She makes me want to hit the gym harder. I love her body. Her face may not be prettier than Diana's but her banging body is.

BTW: What is a 39 in the US?

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They look lovely. Jane and I find the petty bitching in this thread uncalled for. For the time being why don't you withhold judgment until they really do something to fuck up? So far they both are better behaved then the entire royal family.

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I think the whole royal thing is silly but I do give her credit for having some class. Look at the idiots we have over here--a bunch of uneducated cooch flashers that are only famous for their porn tapes.

Still doing her own makeup, I see.

Not that I'm one to talk, which is why I only wear mascara and lippie.

@crazy

Thin lips? All the better to sneer at you with

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Fuck man. Kate is skinny. I wish I had the willpower to not eat.

the truth is this girl was always going to marry up. she was groomed for it from an early age. and she married as up as can be in Britain.

she's pretty but she always comes off as smug. and i just can't respect the way she's lived her life after university, doing nothing but making sure she landed her prince by wearing him down until she was the only option standing, with her family cheering her on. she's a bad role model for women. but i guess she wears sparkly dresses and has shiny hair so that makes up for it.

Tom Ford shows this whole fuckin' group how it's done....work that Blue Velvet jacket!!!!

Elizabeth Hurley looks like a racoon...and Wills teeth are too yellow to inspire me to brush and floss...he needs to use this toothpaste I use..Crest 3D that shit is amazing, and really does work and much cheaper that Crest White STrips. btw, Kate is really gorgeous...

Is there some kind of connection between British upper class women and too much black eyeliner? That makeup is too harsh for Kate. And I remember shortly before Diana died, she gave a famous interview where she had on massive amounts of black eyeliner (and hairsprayed Michelle Duggar crunchy curls). It was especially horrible on Diana because she was a blonde. Also, they don't have lips. Is it tacky and gauche for British upper class women to have lips?

Hoegarten, is there a specific brand of serum you like?

Also, Tom Ford makes me wish I were a gay man too.

I like Kate, and I agree she is prettier than Diana (RIP). I think she is very thin. Hopefully that's just the stress of the wedding and not an ED. People complain she's boring, but it's better than being a Kardashian.
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Who needs these two when we have Coco and Ice-t.

Who needs these two when we have Coco and Ice-t.

I'm gonna say it ... Kate is prettier than Diana ever was. It's the truth. All you people picking on this girl - wake the fuck up and get the sand out of your eyes. Yes, Diana was attractive but by NO means was she a stunner. The media played her up to be prettier than she was. She had a great heart and being on the shit end of Charles' stick, our hearts went out to her as the underdog. She was passive and seemed quite humble. But in the looks dept., Kate has got this one.

And why are so many of you jealous of thin women? She looks great ...her shoes show that she's young and hip and yet she's still able to show her conservative side with the outfits she chooses. It's called dressing with CLASS and STYLE.

And Duchess Kate's groom looks shrub candy slobber, so it mechanism for me.

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I love them. Wills and Kate seem like very nice people trying to live, for them, a normal life. She always look fab and those shoes are to die for.

i think kate has great hair...but lord this chick looks older than 28...so does the prince, but i do remember when he was born...
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How will she survive popping out the next all important heir for the Saxe-Coburg-Gothas?

She looks rough. Most of her body weight is in the teeth and hair.

Kate is so vanilla....meh.
Tom Ford? *drools and wishes she was a gay man*

Is TF wearing a BLUE VELOUR(sp) TUX??? blech :(
Maybe he could borrow Nicole's shoes...

she looks older,i like her handsome manish beauty,to me she is like a better version of that Canalis trick.

oopsie

I'm waiting of the pippa and Ginge sex tape release..lol

She's probably stinking up all of the toilets in buckingham palace with her barf...LOL The queen is probably like...WTF is that repulsive smell??

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK???? Someone give her a piece of bread, a cookie, some weed so that she can muster up her fucking appetite. Damn! Someone needs to give her a history lesson on Karen Carpenter, who by the way had a amazing voice RIP, Karen, love you.

Kate is on her way to an early grave. With all these events you'd think bitch would be drinking it up, eating really well, bitch looks like she gets a leaf of lettuce a day. Bitch needs to do some late night kitchen snacking.

Submitted by ploppsicle on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 1:32am.
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The "no servants" comment was a PR ploy after Prince Charles & Camilla's car was surrounded by rioting Univ. students shouting 'Off With Their Heads".

Kate will never hold a candle to Dianna, as she had a 9-year grip on William & never let go.
Laser focused on the objective of wearing down his resolve, a waity-katie game she was destined to win, as eventually he caved.

And singlehandly setting the women's movement back 25 years.

Before the wedding: Taking 'unprecedented choice' to live in a small house in Wales, no servants please, slow entrance to Royal duties

After the wedding: Moving into Kensington Palace, advertising for servants including a DRESSER, engagements already.

What a LIE. Royals are starting to annoy me a bit now. Just earn your keep, like the Duke of Edinburgh; he's announced a slowdown in engagements since he's NINETY. Fair enough. And no-one cares how sparkly his dress is.

I like Kate's dress, but she looks like she's about to drop dead from anorexia any second. If the camera adds ten pounds, she must be frighteningly thin in real life. I think if she gained a couple pounds it would help her face to look not quite as "aged" as it does now. She's going to be stuffing it full of silicone a la Kim K before long.

I feel sure that Wills' is wearing a Toupee in these photos. The top of his hair seems so fluffy compared to the sides.

And to those blasting Kate for her makeup, look the eff at Liz Hurley, big ole Raccoon eyes there. And a dirty personal life with the jerk Shayne Ward.

I know, you'll laugh... but Kevin Spacey, he's a philanthropist and spends quite a lot of money to stay in London as the curator for the 'Old Vic' Theatre. I've always wondered if this is because Brits are more acceptant of his h'sexuality.

Can't Prince William just get some Rogaine already? I know that's harsh, but dude is filthy rich - pull a Matthew Mcconaughey/Jeremy Piven and do that shit Wills!!

She is looking a little less crepy skinned than usual. The bitch might have fianlly got a hold of some collagen boosting serum (I can't imagine life without that stuff)

I can't stand the all-around black eyeliner.
WTF, use some subtly applied purple along the top lid and the outside edge of the bottom lid and smudge with brown eyeshawdow. Looks a million times better on brunettes with brown eyes.

I don't know if she is a heavy smoker. The only evidence of that was when she was photographed with a pack of cigarettes in he purse when she was leaving a club 4-5 yearas ago. How do you know that those weren't just "drinking" cigarettes?

I hate to be cruel but she totally has an eating disorder. She doesn't look happy enough to have a coke habit. I can imagine why at the age of 29, she has not made one attempt to make a contribution on the world; being a triple 0 takes all of her energy. I don't like her skeletal ass either. Pippa atleast had an existent one. It wasn't like Britney's Slave 4 u ass but there was still one there enough there to create a the hourglass sillohuetee

I always like what Kate wears initially when I see it, but after awhile it comes across so boringly.And those shoes! She suddenly tries to bust out with some garish shoes. Those are something like one of the Basketball Wives would wear. The only things I ever liked on her was the white coat with black buttons she had on when photographed with William back in the day, and that plunging neckline pink gown she wore with the black clutch. But of course, that was when she didn't wear that fugly ass black eyeliner.

Of course Kate isn't going to look as good as Diana did in the 80's. Diana was 20 when she got married. You can't compare someone in their early 20's to someone who is approaching 30.

P.S. MORE AB-FAB?! Do tell!

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These two are a bore. Prince William looks terrible and is going bald. Kate is not all that good looking. I don.t get what the big deal is with these two.

Submitted by KA on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 11:45pm.

You're right of course, let's wait and see. One of the many downfalls of getting older is mistaking prejudice and snap judgement for life experience.

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Just my humble opinion but I think we're going to see Katie blossom the same way Diana did. If you look at pix of Diana for the first couple years of her marriage, she looked very conservative, almost boring. As the boys grew up, she completely changed her image and showed herself to be a dynamic, hands-on mother, a style icon and an advocate for human rights. I think Katie has a lot of surprises up her sleeve (any girl who can confidently walk a runway in a sheer nightgown has cojones). Trust.

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Yay Kevin spacey is coming here to do Richard III!

Kate's dress and shoes are gorgeous. I personally don't think she's pretty. She looks like a well kept 35. Most of my friends are orgasming over her though.

Ugh! How come Hurley's boobs aren't saggy at her age. I'm so jealous.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 11:15pm.

She's lovely enough, but she strikes me as rather vapid. At least our princess Maxima tries to make a difference in this world.
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she is gorgeous! let's give kate a little time to see what she gets herself involved in. i dont know if people knew diana would be so involved in her charities when she was first married.

Bitch looks like a Howdy-Doody doll.

She's lovely enough, but she strikes me as rather vapid. At least our princess Maxima tries to make a difference in this world. She's the UN Secretary-General’s Special Advocate for Inclusive Finance for Development and as such an advocate for micro financing projects in developing countries. She's got brains, and a charming personality.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

i know, i know we're here to snark...but i love her. she always looks beautiful and her shoes here are twee.

Kate looks like a walking Poligrip commercial.