Thursday, June 9th 2011

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

Here's Nicole Kidman with her frosty locked husband at the CMT Awards last night just minutes after a striped velour couch barfed all over her sheer black slip while one of the My Little Ponies lived out its rope bondage fetish fantasy by tying up her feet. It's as if someone was making a Charlie Brown-inspired dress using old velour tracksuits when the power in the sweat shop factory got turned off and they had to stop halfway through.

But if we're going to play the Say Something Nice game, then I will say that I like the way her Sally's Beauty Supply clip-on bangs act like a safety curtain to protect us from the wall of Botox above her eyebrows. Her gelatin slug lips however....

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QueenOfTrashin's picture

Suri chose this outfit for her.

"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.

Athina's picture

The skin is looking great, but she's doing the "middle aged hair" thing, like ALL the Real Housewives of OC. They all have that crispy, horribly dry, over-processed hair that instantly ages them.

Hekki's picture

My hypothesis is that she is heavily medicated, and therefore delusional and easy to persuade.

Nicole used to be such a style icon. Now she always look ridiculous. Doesn't the woman own a mirror? She looked much much better in her Tiny Tom era.

from athens's picture

i liked her in many movies but they are both fucking disturbing.

Versailles's picture

She has to start marrying taller men.

MickeyHolland's picture

Nevermind her looks, it's her acting I can't stand. Like that close up in 'Birth' that everyone was so lyrical about. Of course she can convey her emotions through her eyes. It's the only possible way, given that the rest of her face is frozen solid. They may slap a wig onto her head, Kidman is always Kidman, and nothing more. Lifeless and inanimate. Her BFF Naomi Watts is a far better actress than she'll ever be.

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literarylioness's picture

I like the bangs, but the periwinkle blue shoes with emerald green velour (in spring/summer)got to go!

KA's picture

i dont care who your stylist is, BLUE SHOES AND GREEN DRESS? WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

Whatever's picture

She needs to fire the "stylist" who talked her into wearing this mess.

Submitted by fookyoo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:51pm.

Studied drama with the bitch soooooo many years ago back in Sydney at ATYP.. she is 43.

That's what Wiki and IMDb say, too (not that they're the last word). I can believe she's 43.

fookyoo's picture

Studied drama with the bitch soooooo many years ago back in Sydney at ATYP.. she is 43.

This is what happens when one mixes botox with meth.

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agirl's picture

What dat? In the sixth thumbnail she looks like Paulina Porizkova, well P.P. 20 years ago I guess.

Hysteria's picture

So, those must be Spider Man shoes .... in periwinkle?
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precociousmagpie's picture

I hate that awful husband she's carrying.

CRIPES, why did she marry that loser?! He's like a C&W David Spade. NO dick is that good.

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Bangs suit her nicely, probably because she has an enormous forehead. It softens her look a bit. Me likey.

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parkerj's picture

Girl is a hot mess, but at least she's looking healthy and fed.

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Love her hairdo - can't see the ropey veined fivehead.
Keep the shoes, burn the dress.
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TVannie's picture

There is a picture on another site, of the side view of this dress. From the side it makes her butt look huge. How is that even possible? Poor lady, is Suri dressing her too?

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Brenda DuBois's picture

Umm...she kind of looks great. What the fuck are you guys talking about?

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Supertramp's picture

Love the shoes! The dress looks like sushi wrap.

She's not aging well. She's turning into Norma Dresmond.

little_rascal's picture

Horrible color and style. She should stick to simple elegant classics, with her banging body she would look great in them.

I think keith looks like a putz. That hair..and just so soft. Not masculine. He has this wan faraway look in every picture like he's dreaming of the good old days of 8 balls and hookers. Poor schmuck

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beb's picture

Holy Hell - I could see this as a avant-garde look for a "Price is Right" girl, showcasing a box of tampons for a Plinko chip.

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chicasuperpoderosa's picture

Seriously, WTF is wrong with you people? Those shoes are the only good thing about this outfit. That dress is the most horrendous piece of shit I had ever seen since I saw the last thing Nicole Scherzinger wore to promote X factor. And I don't give a fuck if the dress is Proenza Schouler, seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? They usually do really amazing dresses. Why? Oh, why?
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chicasuperpoderosa's picture

THOSE SHOES. I WANT THOSE FUCKING SHOES.
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I like the two strategically placed pieces of hair in the front, I rocked that look in 1999.....

Did she let Suri Cruise pick this ugly shit?

Albatross's picture

Those shoes are horrendous. And her face looks...different.

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Submitted by nclgemini on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:03pm.
completely unrelated. the add to the right of me right now says "Sensual nontoxic toys" with a giant pink vibrator. and I'm thinking "but I WANT the toxins!" LOL

Funny - I was thinking it looked like a garden shovel. ;)

Honeybadger's picture

Did Suri pick out her shoes?

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Aging and desperate.

Insincere too.

She's turned into a caricature of herself.

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cliffdweller's picture

I'm sure Mrs. Roper wore it better.

azgirl's picture

The shoes are great but the color with that dress is not.

nclgemini's picture

completely unrelated. the add to the right of me right now says "Sensual nontoxic toys" with a giant pink vibrator. and I'm thinking "but I WANT the toxins!" LOL

Juniperjump's picture

I'll forgive her just 'cuz the shoes are fabulous.

Thornhill's picture

And even though, getting dressed in the dark may seem exciting and adventurous to a 5 y/o, it isn't doing her any favors..

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Thornhill's picture

She shouldn't fake smile so much...It stresses the steel cables in her neck..

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BBGemini's picture

Something nice...

Keith's tinted moisturizer blends so nicely.

In thumbnail number 3 she's looking at Keith like he's a tasty meal from Popeye's.

Mother Superior's picture

Holy Jeebus! I'm taking offence to the dress, the spandex under-dress and those shoes!!! Clashtastic!

Cake666's picture

Those shoes..are those crocs for rich people?

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catwoman's picture

Doesn't she own a fucking mirror? Damn.

She must be making that face because she's surprised people actually want to look at her/take her picture in that mess of a look.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Her dress is a Prouenza Schouler. I think these bitches throw on any designer thinking it will look good. After seeing this atrosity, I will never, ever, ever look for anything by that designer. At least she's smiling -- I'll give her that.

That's some lovely magical Mormon underwear she's sporting...

"I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters."

All she ever does now is show up at country award shows. Like either of them is the least bit Nashville.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Horrible dress, hair, face; and there is just no explanation for those shoes.

Wanted's picture

SALLY'S!!!!!!!!! <3