Karen Elson & Jack White Are Having An Anniversary/Divorce Party!
The bad news is that Karen Elson and Jack White are biting off each other's wedding bands after 6 years of marriage, but the good news is that there will be an open bar at their divorce party! Those damn hipsters really know how to turn an AWW into a YES!
Karen and Jack were married in Brazil on June 1, 2005 and decided that their time sleeping nipple to nipple has come to an end. They issued this joint statement to People:
"We remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee. We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow."
The invitation to their anniversary/divorce party reads that the party is to re-affirm their friendship.
Yes, as a bitter cunt queen monster who feeds off of the scandalous lives of others, I'm a little disappointed that Karen and Jack aren't throwing daggers of revenge at each other in the streets. But I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked.
Happy divorce to Karen and Jack!
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Dear Karen and Jack (ooh I just had a Will & Grace flashback), there is no such thing as co-parenting. It is PARENTING, and is not called something else because you divorce, or never married in the first place, or are BFFs, or hate the sight of each other now, or whatever. You have children, you are parents, and you PARENT those children. FFS.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
yeah, i love steady as she goes..... i guess the song didn't imitate life.
musicians, a bad habit i had in my twenties.but boy did i get my heart broke.had loads of fun and sex though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted nothing more than to be the wife of a rock star. thank god it never came true. ( no sour grapes) for real.... back then being a groupie with a bit of money let me have alot of fun but now im so glad i never settled down for one of these guys. espeically since the guys were mostly metal/ hair bands and are probably broke as fuck now doing bad reality... vince neil anyone?
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
this strikes me as bullshit. divorce is never fun. if they are fucking others why not just have an open marriage. all musicians screw around on the road. ( they believe its thier right)
Publicity stunt but I still love him.
Jack White. Love. Him. So. F'n. Hard.
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At least they're cool with each other. Nothing is worse when your parents hate on one another.
Here's some new stuff from Jack White and Danger Mouse.
Two Against One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UibsjY5K-c
This is actually very cool. Its nice to see some grown ups actually acting that way. Its only gonna benefit their kids in the end - I like it!
I am in the same boat with all of you.....
Submitted by surely on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:43am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:30am.
I would love to have a divorce party if I could get the bastard to sign the papers.
Ugh. I can't even get mine to move out.
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Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!! THIS.
Jack's gonna be single again? Hells, yes! I hope he stays in the Nashville area. I'm not far!
(....and I totally stand a chance....)
Submitted by moonmaid on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 4:16pm.
I think Renee Z. should come with Kenny Chesney as her "date"...
LOL!!! That's a GREAT idea! He's already in Nashville so why not? Either that or she should come with John Mayer even though the invite says "no plus ones or deadbeats" He's the KING of deadbeats. That'll show Jack.
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I love Jack White and I still think he's amazing.
I had a dream just a few weeks ago that I was back in high school and he was my boyfriend. We were making out in my parents basement. I think he's talented, but that is where my love ends. He looks like Frankenstein minus the neckbolts.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 5:00pm.
Aw, too bad, I like them both. I'm so glad that they are gonna be friends.
Heh heh...I see what you did there.
What a waste of money! Isn't she the one he left Squinty Reneé for? I bet Squinty thinks she has a chance now. That is all I remember this guy for.
These two look like Aadams Family hipsters.
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Submitted by surely on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:43am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:30am.
I would love to have a divorce party if I could get the bastard to sign the papers.
Ugh. I can't even get mine to move out.
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Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!! THIS.
Aw, too bad, I like them both. I'm so glad that they are gonna be friends.
Karen Elson is still a top model (and she's nice, too).
Submitted by acatnamedfrank on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:32am.
I must be ancient... I don't even know who these people are?!
Actually, being ancient has little to do with it, seeing as these two particular people reached their peeks in the 90s/early 00s.
Jack White was the lead singer of the White Stripes and Karen Elson was a top model. (Yeah, really. . . )
Submitted by acatnamedfrank on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:32am.
I must be ancient... I don't even know who these people are?!
I'm on the other end of the spectrum and I don't know who they are either. Meh.
I think Renee Z. should come with Kenny Chesney as her "date"...
"FUCK THIS STUPID SMUG PRICK HE SUCKS AND HAS FOR YEARS." - Karen Elson
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Never saw that coming :::side eye/eyeroll combo::: These two uglies will get really drunk and hate fuck each other.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
JACK WHITE I used to love you when you were married to your sister but then she wasn't your sister and THEN she wasn't your wife then you were engaged to Squinty and then I don't know what the fuck happened anymore.
ANYWAY, White Stripes RULE. They were hipster bait even before there were hipsters.
She looks like a man in a dress.
Translates to: we're both fucking other people and have been for a long time.
I kinda hate to hear this. Even though I don't really understand why people think she's beautiful, I thought they were a cool couple. Jack is a genius. Yeah he punched a dude, I have a feeling the guys was talking shit to him.
Loves me some Jack White...the Karen chick is fug junction anyway. It's cool if they are able to co-parent their kids without being psychos.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Eh, why not?
bleh@Nashville, though
Damn & I thought I would produce the palest babies on the planet.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by moonmaid on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:44am.
Do you think Renee Zellweger will attend?
He's probably the last heterosexual man she was in a "relationship" with.
That alone requires her attendance.
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Ahahahahahaha! So true!
he should be throwing a goin away party for his fuckin money....
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:31am.
And it seems he's a nice guy too. Go figure.
Yeah he was such a nice guy that time he punched somebody's eye out, and all those times he's been known for acting like the biggest cunt on the planet.
He gave the whiny bitch lead singer of the Von Bondies a bloody nose and black eye. And Jason got a lot of mileage out of the incident trying to promote his shitty album.
He's talented and she..well looked better witht ehsevere choppy "bad bob" that she made popular. Interesting look that could be androgynous easiily..that 's why she's such a great model. Odd looking but attractive. I love this idea too good for them for not sticking it out for the kids (which ruins everyone). Never realized how eerily similar their features are. Like siblings!
Double post.
I knew it wouldn't last. Now Renee Zellweger will be tryin to get back together with him. Maybe he'll ruin his ex wife Megs marriage and get back together with her.
Happy Divorce y'all!!!
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:11pm.
Jack White was with "The Raconteurs" and I love "Steady as she goes" so much I posted it on FB twice, haha.
Another great tune from The Raconteurs is 'Level'. You should definitely check it out of you haven't heard it already.
I guess. Maybe they'll have so much fun that they reconsider... I like the cock-block on plus-ones and deadbeats.
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"The company could assert the clause as a defense against payment from its coiffeurs."
I've always been The Stripes' biggest fan. I absolutely love Jack and what he does. This is definitely unconventional but it's great to see a couple who can handle a divorce without a bunch of public drama, especially with youngins involved. (You listening, Bitch Berry?)
Jack White was with "The Raconteurs" and I love "Steady as she goes" so much I posted it on FB twice, haha.
Submitted by moonmaid on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:44am.
Do you think Renee Zellweger will attend?
He's probably the last heterosexual man she was in a "relationship" with.
That alone requires her attendance.
Ah, so I guess the talk about him having an affair of some sort with Alison from the Kills (who was lead female vocal in his band the Dead Weather) was true. blah.
He was also in a band called the Raconteurs, that had like one semi-popular hit called Steady as she goes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvabLhs6_LM
He also had another band called The DeadWeathers, and numerous other bands and also did some music with Loretta Lynn which makes him epic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuC_l3ymXhM
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Please get the fuck out ---->
What a civilized way to end a marriage! I like it.
Yeah. Who??
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:47am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:46am.
This would be great if I had a damn clue who these people are.
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She is/was a model. He's half of the now defunct band, White Stripes.
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Ah...ok - I thought that (Jack White) name sounded familiar...but I always thought he was married to his sister;p (BEFORE I knew it was his sister!)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:46am.
This would be great if I had a damn clue who these people are.
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She is/was a model. He's half of the now defunct band, White Stripes.
Sally, stiiiilllll 6 1/2 years later. I really really want it now that I am in a serious relationship. Feels so wrong to be married. Ugh. Lets blow up his fb!
This would be great if I had a damn clue who these people are.
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