Lily Allen Is Married And Possibly Pregnant (UPDATE)
Wearing an adult-sized christening dress and the veil everybody’s great grandma wore in her wedding picture, Lily Allen married her serious business man boyfriend Sam Cooper at St. James Church in Gloucestershire, England today. The Daily Mail says that Sam also told their wedding guests that they can quit throwing ultrasonic side-eyes at her outer womb area, because Lily is pregnant. So now you know why she’s wearing a gunny sacks maternity gown.
One of Lily and Sam’s fat mouthed friends told the Daily Mail afterward, “There were tears all around. This is the happiest day of Lily and Sam’s lives and they are so in love. This is the icing on the wedding cake!”
Lily’s rep only confirmed that she’s now a married woman, but zipped their shit shut on the rumor that she’s got a case of the babies. The reason for that is obviously because Lily barely had a miscarriage back in November. So it feels a little weird discussing her current uterus situation, but I’m just the messenger! Don’t shoot me! Actually, if you insist on shooting me use a paint ball gun and aim for the nipple. That’s happened to me before and it oddly did things to me I wasn’t expecting.
UPDATE: Lily’s spokeswhore confirms that she’s officially been diagnosed with a case of the babies.
Here’s a few more of Lily looking pretty in her lace ear muffs.
