Weston Cage Did Not Issue A Beat Down On His Personal Trainer
Remember when Nicolas Cage's son Weston was put in the crazy house last week after he reportedly roundhouse kicked his trainer for not letting him order what he wanted at a restaurant? Well, that's not exactly what happened. TMZ is now saying that it wasn't Weston's trainer who felt his Hot Topic wrath. It was his babysitter.
Kevin Villegas was Nicolas Cage's assistant for 5 years before he was put on Weston Cage duty. Kevin, who has a military background, was sent to find Weston after he went missing last week. When Kevin found and tried to bring the goth Chyna in, he found himself with a face full of piping hot eyeliner fumes wafting off of Weston's angry face. Weston threatened to rip Kevin's "Christian fucking head" off before attacking him with a roundhouse kick. Hell hath no fury like a Khloe Kage scorned!
Weston is a highly-trained fighter (meaning he unlocked every character in UFC: Undisputed for Xbox 360), so Kevin was afraid for his life and immediately called the police. While waiting for the cops to arrive, Kevin managed to fist pump Weston in the face a few times. The cops eventually put Weston in the hospital for a mental evaluation. Sources say that Weston might press charges against Kevin.
I do love that Nicolas Cage's idea of parenting is to get one of his goons to beat the baby powder right off of his son's face. And I don't blame Kevin for crying for Jesus, because one should never underestimate a gigantic child who looks like Emily the Strange on bootleg growth hormones. But if Kevin really wanted to get Weston off his ass, he should've just pointed at a Sally Beauty Supply right before shouting, "They're having a sale on Manic Panic nail polish!"
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Weston's mom is trying to get a conservatorship.
The kid is nuts.
His mom was on TV last nite, bawling her eyes out about how it's all Nic's fault. Actually, they're all nuts.
Oh dear, his chin is cleared for landing. I guess this connoisseur of Hot Topic is technically considered a Coppola. Indeed a little karma for Godfather 3.
Well hot damn! And here I thought Azrael Abyss was just a Saturday Night Live character.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4816/saturday-night-live-goth-talk
Wait, is that an INVERTED CROSS earring he is wearing?
Well I stand corrected, sir. Apparently you really are badass.
*giggles*
Do you think he uses Moroccan Oil on his pretty pretty shiny hay-ah? 'Cause Moroccan Oil is kinda badass too.
Dios Mio, Imagine that you are walking on a deserted street and suddenly, this troglodita appears out of nowhere!!! I would shit my pants.
How can anyone manage to look so pathetic and scary at the same time?
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Bite the head off of a live bat like Ozzy and then we can talk. Fake ass poseur.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
What's more embarrassing - being a goth or being a former goth? Do you think there are people who continue with that bullshit black hair /eyeliner /nailpolish /lipstick /everything pierced /lots of lame tattoos because to stop and admit it was stoopit and just to get attention in the first place is even worse than continuing with it?
Here's a couple of clues: if you are trying that hard to be badass, you are not badass. Oh, and if you are a married adult with a fucking babysitter, paid for by daddy, you will never ever be badass, no matter how much eyeliner you wear.
He seems to have the same unfortunate eye condition as Angelina Jolie.
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What an unholy mess that poor child has turned into?? WTF happened?
he looks like the daughter of Marilyn Manson and Kelly Osborn when she was fat,
His chin looks like a partially waxed vadge. That's not a good look on a young man.
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Weston is a highly-trained fighter (meaning he unlocked every character in UFC: Undisputed for Xbox 360), so Kevin was afraid for his life and immediately called the police. While waiting for the cops to arrive, Kevin managed to fist pump Weston in the face a few times. The cops eventually put Weston in the hospital for a mental evaluation. Sources say that Weston might press charges against Kevin.
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Weston Cage is a brat who someone can't say no to, whether to douche or mental reasons.
-He decided to get married with days notice and had Nic Cage shuffle it all together.
-His parents are continually fighting over him and manipulate him against each other.
-His personal trainer/MINDER(who looks after Nic's little baby schnukums) said 'No' and got a roundhouse.
Lmao! @ "....never underestimate a gigantic child who looks like Emily the Strange on bootleg growth hormones."
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Please get the fuck out ---->
1) Trainer? His trainer fucking sucks then because this kid looks like he lives on cheese fries.
2) He's about as hardcore as little Jenny from Gossip Girl.
3) I hope he is not as handicapable as Jett Travolta was because dude got married a couple weeks ago.
4) I think its quite obvious by his choice of wedding ring that he's got some issues.
Is this really anything more than a temper tantrum from an over privileged brat...?
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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..
The most useless waste of skin on this earth is a rich kid
Just look at those eyes. Are those the eyes of someone who would beat the shit out of you for no reason whatsoever?
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Submitted by Stan Hooper: "This big boy is a big man who can go missing if he wants. He probably is bipolar and off his meds. Trust me. I've been in a situation like this with my brother who is biopolar and is now three years estranged from the family.
Creepy as it sounds, but an adult can choose to go missing.
If he didn't want contact with his dad, mom or his brand new wife, its his right."
Stan, I totally agree.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:15pm.
Where in Columbine-shooter hell does this emo-Goth wannabe get off having a personal trainer? What's next, Weston - a time-share in the Hamptons? Pfft.
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Right ? I love the rich goth/metal kids who want to be so hardcore but will bitch and moan like a 2 year old if their hotel room doesn't have thousand count thread black sheets or a rare first edition signed copy of the Satanist's bible.
Submitted by applehead on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:16pm.
Jett/Weston = I never implied was autistic, I just meant that Weston seemed like his rich parent employ's someone to look after the kid; probably because Weston is volatile and Nic Cage does not trust his ex wife or have the time himself to look after the kid.
And married? At 20? Apparently Weston got married days after announcing his engagement.
His father, IMO, acts the yes man and gives this kid whatever he wants; Fame-rock persona, A luxe Wedding at the last minute, and a personal assistant/minder who will look after him.
Years ago, 18-20 years ago, a school friend of mine's father worked as a rigger on Trapped In Paradise with Cage. He mentioned how on the Wrap Day, Cage took all the 'behind the scenes' staff out for pretty much an open bar, Cage was there till late - he didnt seem to want to go home for whatever reason and stayed drinking and socializing all night long. The man never spoke words higher.
This big boy is a big man who can go missing if he wants. He probably is bipolar and off his meds. Trust me. I've been in a situation like this with my brother who is biopolar and is now three years estranged from the family.
Creepy as it sounds, but an adult can choose to go missing.
If he didn't want contact with his dad, mom or his brand new wife, its his right.
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And here I am worrying if my daughter gets a good enough MCAT score for med school.
aaaand I'M FEELING SUPERIOR to YOU NICOLAS CAGE.
WWJDFAKB ita!! Why don't you just curl your hair while you're at it? Nah, real bad asses are kinda grungy. I expect this dude to reapply his lipgloss any second.
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lol, that's kind of the point I was trying to make. This kid looks as though he is trying to look like a glamorous real life version of Nathan Explosion.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I can't stop laughing at this post AND the comments. I'll bet his sucky death metal band couldn't even get a gig opening for Jada Pinkett's sucky death metal band.
Really feeling sorry for this kid. Its not easy to have Hollyweird parents, it takes a toll upon you. Wishing him the best, but with a crazy father like Nicholas, I doubt.
In this picture, he truly looks mentally challenged. I would believe he has mental and emotional problems. But then, since Daddy is Nic Cage, who wouldn't?
WWJDFAKB ita!! Why don't you just curl your hair while you're at it? Nah, real bad asses are kinda grungy. I expect this dude to reapply his lipgloss any second.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 12:43pm.
The "Christian fucking head" line speaks volumes to how fucked up this kid is. What fucking year does he think this is 1042? Was he drinking Mead from a wooden cup and eating roasted pheasant and wild boar?
“Bow down to me least I rip the Christian head from thy shoulders"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Doesn't Daddy Nic speak like that? Wasn't he Ren Festing out on some random guy on the street a few months ago, and then throwing flowery threats at a cop who intervened?
Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:15pm.
The male version of the grown-up Suri Cruise.
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I read someplace that his mom is skitzophrenic (sp), and that he has mental and emotional problems. Nicholas Cage's life is filled to the brim with mental problems and drama
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@Slurpers....LMFAO!
I can just see him pulling his fire engine red wagon complete with hand painted devil horns and flames painted over the wheels.
This little bitch needs a paper route or a lemonade stand.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:12pm.
spanky!! ;) This guy is trying WAAAAAAAY too hard. Smokey eyes aren't hardcore dude...sorry.
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I was thinking the same thing. If he wanted to look even close to a legit metal kid, goth (if there's such a thing), or whatever he's trying to look here he should keep the hair, and lose everything else. Hot Topic killed the cosmetic goths, the only ones who can still pull it off are skinny cyber goths and even they look kind of stupid.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Submitted by bexicle on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:06pm.
According to his mother, Weston is psychologically and emotionally damaged. IE = he's not all there and this guy is actually his minder, just like Jett Travolta had a minder
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If that's true, how did he get married a few weeks ago I wonder
The male version of the grown-up Suri Cruise.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Where in Columbine-shooter hell does this emo-Goth wannabe get off having a personal trainer? What's next, Weston - a time-share in the Hamptons? Pfft.
Isn't this 'tard married? He's 20 and has a babysitter? Weird situation all-around.
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Douchechill!
Will someone tell this poser douchenugget he's a big boy now and to be nice to his manny?
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Good Gawd, he is disgusting!
spanky!! ;) This guy is trying WAAAAAAAY too hard. Smokey eyes aren't hardcore dude...sorry.
yep i was trying to say PRICK. but I'm not even going to change it. Little fucker definately looks like a P-tick!
oh my god, Nik Cage the WORST! I can't even begin to imagine what a self entitled little ptick his son must be!
BTW. As punishment, he should be put in a padded cell where he watches Nic Cage's classics such as Valley Girl and Whicker Man...on a loop!
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According to his mother, Weston is psychologically and emotionally damaged. IE = he's not all there and this guy is actually his minder, just like Jett Travolta had a minder.
*perfectly trims his face taint*
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Sweetas wrote face taint! Lolololololol!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 12:43pm.
The "Christian fucking head" line speaks volumes to how fucked up this kid is. What fucking year does he think this is 1042? Was he drinking Mead from a wooden cup and eating roasted pheasant and wild boar?
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there were no lions at the Farmers Market to feed the guy to, so he had to resort to mimicking Mortal Kombat finishing moves.
And just because GothBoy here reminds me of Brak:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyEH8I78rW0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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what's with the Dollar-Tree Ozzy Osbourne look?
a Halloween party? don't tell me this is his everyday look...useless kept rag.
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Weston? Is that short for Westinghouse? What about Kal-el? Who got the dinosaur skull in the IRS selloff? I'm surprise that gothy-boy there isn't wearing the skull for a hat.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"