Tuesday, June 14th 2011
And Now Here's A Kitten Stuck In A Hamster Ball
Hugh Hefner is without a bride/colostomy bag changer, Mildred Baena's brows are in a sate of tragic, Heidi Bivens just got her man snatched by the world's famous spinster and yet they should all know that it could be worse. They could be a kitten stuck in a hamster ball.
And no, I would not be surprised if you told me that "pussy stuck in a ball" is the #48 reason for why people go to the emergency room in the middle of the night on a weekend in Northampton, Massachusetts.
via Buzzfeed
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Allegra loci
LOL @ everyone's comments.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 8:48pm.
I wanna see Maru cram his chubby ass into one of those.
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MARUUUUUU!!! How long was it after the Japan earthquake until people started asking if Maru was ok? Ten minutes?
FABC: Fat Ass Box Cat <3
I needed this kind of cuteness this morning.
Miss Kitty has sizemeat face. Are there nude photos for verificata of this?
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
What would have happened if he fell asleep inside and then had a growth spurt? NoooOOoooO!!
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Sigh...I wish my peekapoo would do cute things like this but she is too much the diva.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
You had me until that god awful song started playing
Yay for kittehs!!
That hamster ball is FILTHY!
Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Casey Anthony: "It's too bad Morbidosity can't get a hottie like Jose. The only men she feels are already drained of life and waiting to have the life drained out of them. Oh wait...you do that to everyone"
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Submitted by Morbidosity: "Casey.. Casey...Casey. Your as transparent as glass, I know who you *really* and PS: your jabs at me about my late husband no longer bother me much. You could only hope to have a man as great as he was. He died doing a very honorable job, saving a dumbass similar to YOU.
As for my job.. my education (that you sorely lack) will prevent me from ever having to do menial jobs such as yours."
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What the fuck is this shit? Is this for real? Someone busting on someone's husband? Or is this all one person, just like how, according to Fancy Malone, I'm Stoney and DirtyWhoreMouth? All I know is that I got some good stuff, all excited to shoot the shit with some funny folks because the comments on here rival and often surpass what I want to watch on Netflix, even a good book. And then Mr. Mercury is gone, and I feel a terrific bummer. But then again, maybe M.K. is all of you, and I've just never woken up from that one time at band camp I did lsd days (good times!). Or maybe dlisted is run by an illuminati, with codes names and stuff. Or maybe Morbid and Casey are high friends and this is just the way they talk with one another. Sads all around.
Iz not stuk.Is sploring.
bad kitteh!!
kitteh!!
actually very cute <3
LOL @ Barbie Collection.
This is why dlisted commenter participation rules for noticing this shizzle.
WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON THE OWNER'S BARBIE COLLECTION? You can see it at the 2:46 mark on the top right of the screen. The are tons of barbies still in their boxes stacked on top of each other! Speaking of "crazy"!
Very cute! :)
Northampton represent!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 8:51pm.
i never knew how cute kittens were until a stray had 4 under my porch. took them in and a few weeks later they were nonstop puffballs of comedy and intense cuteness. they cut up my hands and back like insane tiny lawn mowers but i could not resist. they were that cute.
That made me smile...I love kittehs.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
i never knew how cute kittens were until a stray had 4 under my porch. took them in and a few weeks later they were nonstop puffballs of comedy and intense cuteness. they cut up my hands and back like insane tiny lawn mowers but i could not resist. they were that cute.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Oh dear. Is it ok to laugh at a cat with special needs? Cause I couldn't stop myself.
YAY! Cat post to cheer me up after reading about boring oatmeal face Natalie Portman!
I wanna see Maru cram his chubby ass into one of those.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I feel claustrophobic looking at that picture.
hideous couch, filthy carpet and lots of crap strewn about. why do all viral videos apparently get recorded in double wides?
Hmm. Is there some deeper meaning behind this post? Like the song in the video?
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.
I bet Michael K. feels that way about a lot of dlisted members here sometimes. lol
KITTAHSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Meh. I m kittey-ed out. My better half started feeding this stray Momma cat with 4 babies before he left and now i m stuck feeding her and picking up turds. And now another stray with 4 more babies moved into our backyard, too.
I NEED A KITTY BREAK.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Two kitteh posts in one day!!!
*spoilt*
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
LMAO! I love your kitteh posts, MK!!!!!!
Pussay balls. hehe