This Is The Look
If you ignore the heinous rubber foot mitts made from the crusty dildos of Lucifer's sex slaves in the darkest dungeon in Hell on Sacha Baron Cohen's hooves, then you can appreciate the entire look he's working for his new movie The Dictator. Sacha shot scenes for that shit on the UES in NYC yesterday afternoon and judging by these pictures, I'm guessing his character was given the wrong instructions for how to master the art of dining and ditching. Or maybe he's on that new Jillian Michaels diet where you can eat whatever you want as long as you do it while jogging. Something ZANY, obviously. I don't know. But one thing I do know that Sacha made the right choice by styling his character after the accident baby of It's Pat and Dawn Wiener Dog.
If you're a child of the 80s, like me, then your mom most likely looked just like this at one time or another. But instead of CROCS, she wore baby pink Kaepas (with two pink triangles, thankyouverymuch) and DAMN she loved it. This takes me back. I can practically see my mom wading waist-deep in the pool with a protective cone around her neck after getting a perm the day before. Nothing makes me miss the 80s more than thinking about my mom screaming, "DON'T SPLASH, YOU BRAT! I JUST GOT A PERM!"