The Duggars Are Hijacking The Letter M
Fuck me. I have been forced to officially change my born name to my junior high school nickname of Dyke-al now that one of Michelle Duggar's baby making franchises has birthed out her second child and decided to stake her claim to the letter M.
Michelle Duggar and Jim Bob's oldest son Josh and his wife Anna are keeping with the family tradition by popping out babies like her pussy is Angry Birds on speed and they plan to give all their kin children a first name that starts with the same letter. Michelle Duggar has J and now Josh Duggar has M. The alphabet hasn't been this scared since Richard Pryor guest starred on Sesame Street.
People reports that 22-year-old Anna Duggar vag burped out an 8lb baby boy at their home in Arkansas yesterday evening. Anna's made her first sacrifice to the Duggar Dynasty, a girl named MacKynzie, 20 months ago. But the worst part is that Anna and Josh have fired shots by naming their second son: MICHAEL JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you gathered all the Michaels up in the world, we could all march up into Michelle Duggar's double wide baby slide and hold a conference of Michaels in her uterus' waiting room. That's a lot of Michaels! So not only have Anna and Josh added another Michael to the planet when we're already Michaeled fucking out, but they're also going to chew up the letter M until it resembles one of Michelle's fallopian tubes.
Now I have some name change documents to fill out while I push sad snots out of my eyes and tears out of my nose. I'll also push one out for Anna's uterus, because it has no idea that it's about to become the Kunta Kinte of wombs.
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Mister Dugger has 'sizemeat-fingers'!
In their Christian naivete, I hope they call the next one 'Mofo'.
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
All three of these people have the face of newborn babes. That's disturbing. Babies with teeth? No thank you.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Babies make me sad. I look at them and I'm like..."dude that was totally pointless-it'll die in 80 years". I don't want any because I know they'll be just like me and hate everything like I do. If I ever am forced to have one, they'll have to cut it the hell out of me. I'll be damned if I get meat curtains like a Duggar.
But I'm morbid.
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The only M names these two should be thinking about are Mircette, Marvelon & Mirena!
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Anna seemed like a nice person, someone who will be cool. Like the DD who doesn't judge you and would hang out calmly until it's time to go but you all love her sober ways because she usually keeps you out of jail and makes your parents think you have nice friends.
Josh just gives me a case of THE WILLIES.
this fat fucking blutin and his fucktard father ought to be emasculated and fed their cocks with their nutsacks sewn up around their eyeballs. they smile like they are all sweet and their sex lives are innocent and above the rest of us sinners all while wanting to be praised and rewarded for being the horniest muthafuckaas slapping nasty wretched pussy more than hef and simmons combined. fuck their big religious lies. like their cunnilingus, sodomy and fisting is suddenly all cute and wholesome because vows were made to a character in an ancient fucking fiction novel. as contrived as their lameass hairdon'ts.
get over the so called miracle of life because with billions of people and trillions of animals it ain't special and IT AIN'T A FUCKING MIRACLE because if it is i should've been beatified and sainted LONG AGO.
fucking duggars. sanitized sluts. burn them.
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:47am.
Get thee hence, Satan!!! Blowjobs are a sin. God only approves of orgasm free missionary position sex through a hole in the sheet, you libertine heathen!
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lmfao. I have no idea what you called me, but it sounds sexsay and I like it.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
I always suspected Josh was gay. Still do, but it looks like he decided to go the closeted way.
I'm convinced the following two will be Out, Proud, & Leaving the Flock in a few years:
Jinger
Josiah
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Phew. Last night I saw "Duggar announcement tomorrow morning" scroll the bottom of my TV and suspected Mom Duggar had plans to announce another pregnancy.
It's been far too long for Michelle not to be pregnant. In fact, it's been 18 months since she popped out the one that resembles a drowned rat. I think this confirms Michelle's uterus finally shriveled up, which also means she's probably on fertility treatments because god forbid she and Jim Bob give up their favorite hobby.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Sympathies to MK and our own Mike. :(
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:58am.
Classof1997,
Bullshit.
First of all, these leeches claim their house and property to be a "church" so that they don't have to pay taxes. Other tax payers and responsible citizens are left to subsidize their oversized, wasteful, uneducated, media-whoring clusterfuck of a family
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That's made up. Don't get me wrong, I can't stand them either, but they DO pay taxes on their house and property. It is public record. I looked it up 2 or 3 years ago and back then they had paid approximately $11,000 in property taxes for the year. I'm sure it's gone up a bit since then.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
As someone else already mentioned, they don't pay taxes for their "church".Which is really just a house that a tv channel paid for. They make money whoring out their stupid family.
"22 Years old and 2 kids under 2 sounds like a nightmare."
Indeed.
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I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit. - ImpertinentVixen
Actually I think it's a falsehood to say the Duggars don't accept government assistance. It's rumored that preemie Josie's medical bills are well over a million dollars, no way in hell whatever insurance plan JimBob has is going to pay for all that. I guarantee they accepted Medicaid to pay the hospital bills.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:14am.
"MacKynzie?" ho please...why not fuck up a perfectly nice name even further and put an apostrophe in there?
Go hard or go home!
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M'Knz'e
That was hard to type. But I went for it with the double apostrophes.
Homeboy is putting on the sympathy weight.
Ew, baby hoarders.
It's like they're trying to populate their own planet or something. Her pussy will start to look like hamburger before long.
Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:59am.
Maybe the Duggar girls will decide they've had enough BABIES! for their lifetime and will go childless. Out of nineteen kids, at least one's gotta be like "Hmm, this family situation's kinda weird..."
My money is on Jessa, she's a smartass.
and there is no way in hell that chick is a year older than I am. She looks 30. I guess I would too if I was married to that douche and forced to bear his spawn year after year.
I was wondering if she was ever going to pop that kid out, somehow I guess I was one of the few who's known about this pregnancy for months now. Josh looks like he's put on sympathy weight with both pregnancies, Anna has the typical just had a baby swelling going on and he's still way bigger than she is. I remember once he said they only wanted 2 or 3 but you just know they're going to have a whole litter too.
Nasty as shit. Wish the media would give them no attention at all...bet the babies would all of a sudden stop popping out.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
MickeyHolland,
I think that's a wonderful idea. I would consider having kids if humans laid eggs. Even better... you'd have a few weeks to decide if you actually want them to hatch or if you'd rather just have an omelet.
Classof1997,
Bullshit.
First of all, these leeches claim their house and property to be a "church" so that they don't have to pay taxes. Other tax payers and responsible citizens are left to subsidize their oversized, wasteful, uneducated, media-whoring clusterfuck of a family. And they certainly are willing to accept "gifts" of all kinds... from the church, the community, etc. Also, while not believing in science, they have no problem sucking up resources and the fruits of science, including intensive hospital care for that last preemie baby (I think it's very rude that they didn't honor God's obvious wishes about that one). And they breed on and on and on... while finding ways to avoid paying their dues and continuing to be parasites on the rest of society.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:16am.
"How on earth can pregnancy go "against nature"?'
That's why my comment said "personally". In a fair and just universe the human female should lay eggs. These are brooded out under nicely coloured lamps and decorated for holidays or special celebrations. One or two times a day the eggs need talking to and tapping on for bonding purposes. That's about it. No ballooning, swollen ankles, mood swings, stretch marks, total ruptures, public display of private parts or mommy tummies. How does that sound to you?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Josh knows all about the letter "M"
Mars Bars
Marshmallows
M & M's
Milky Way
Mounds
Mr. Goodbar
Milk Duds
Seriously - dude has puffed up more than a blow up doll since getting married.
I have no problem with the Duggars having as many children as they wish. Why? Because they receive NO GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE, unlike a large majority of people in this country who feel that it is the responsibility of the American taxpayer to foot the bill for their healthcare, food, utilities, etc. Good for the Duggars.
I remember in the last Duggars post (the one showcasing Mama Duggar's magnificent hair sculpture) someone bringing up that Josh and his Wifey seemed to be bucking the trend of baby-baby-baby-baby because there had been no news of a new pregnancy. I guess other things were happening in the world when that announcement went out.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
There's a reason people in Arkansas look inbred. It is a mostly rural, small-town state. If your family has lived in a town for generations, there is a high probability, if you are not careful, of accidentally dating or possibly mating with a cousin. My mom is a high school librarian in a tiny town and she says it happens a lot. My friend, who grew up in a teeny town, told me her mother made her inform her of any person she even considered dating, so that momma could ask questions and check the family tree first.
My name is Richard.
I was given the nickname Richardless in the Boy Scouts.
And yes, I'm still mad.
The thought of squeezing one human being out of my crotch bone makes me shudder. Squeezing out the entire freaking alphabet gives me the vapors!
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Just look at their inbred faces.
Mickey Holland
How on earth can pregnancy go "against nature"? That doesn't make sense! The human and animal races have only a few functions: eat, seek shelter, have sex and baies and raise them until they are old enough to have their own babies so as to continue the race. This IS human nature!
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Dark-sided!
Jesus, all these Duggars are a homely and inbred-looking bunch. There should be a law against these serial breeders spreading their low IQ, slack-jawed, lack of critical thinking skilled, Neanderthal, knuckle draggers around like the idiot plague that it is.
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The wife's forced smile says "happy" but the eyes say "Dear god, get me the fuck out of here before my uterus explodes"
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"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy
Two babies out there with the same mother and father. So in reality they are doing something that is unheard of with 98% of the NBA.
Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:59am.
Maybe the Duggar girls will decide they've had enough BABIES! for their lifetime and will go childless. Out of nineteen kids, at least one's gotta be like "Hmm, this family situation's kinda weird..."
If you look at the big group picture after the birth of Baby #6432531, the oldest daughters look like they are ready to quit this bitch.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Kenneth G on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:28am.
Tonight, there is a special guest in my boudoir. After a relaxing milk soak and anal bleaching session, I slip into my silk house dress in hot anticipation of greeting my special guest. As my trembling hands reach for the handles of the French doors, an alluring waft of White Rain hairspray beckons me like a lusty cat meowing in heat. Michelle is laying on my circular bed, her sinful body draped in a sexy denim button-up number. I tighten the strap on my Jim Bob mask and go in for the kill. The crunch of her artfully molded bangs under my Cisco Adler-reminiscent ballsack almost instantly sends me over the edge. Ready to ravage the habitual procreator like Jim Bob never could, I begin the epic struggle with her L'Eggs control top fleshtone pantyhose. After what seems like hours of brute force and sheer determination, I unearth one of the unholiest sights that one could even begin to imagine being subjected to. "What the fuck happened here?", I thought to myself as I stared at the abomination before me. But I knew. I knew what had happened. I wasn't sure if this was a prolapse or just the ravages of passing no less than 19 infants through her fistchute, but I knew that what I was looking at was not a normal pussy. Still, I maintained a baffling level of arousal and knew that I had to do what I had to do, and with a grimace, I began my terrifying odyssey...
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*s lo w c l a p* Thank you Kenny G, for going where no normal mind would want to tread.
"Kunta Kinte of wombs."
RUT ROH MK ... better watch out, Zombie Apocalypse might ban ya! ;)
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Yeah, Fuck it.
nice siggy Jack, LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Personally I think that pregnancy goes against nature. Birthing a 9 lb. baby equals sneezing out a booger the size of a rock through a clogged nostril. I can understand women making the sacrifice to go through this process one or two times, but if you do it a staggering 19 times you are either President, Chairwoman, and Treasurer of the National Masochism Committee or just plain nuts.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
By the time all the asshole Duggar children start having babies, the entire GD alphabet will be hijacked.
Michelle claims that she is so fertile she's able to get pregnant while breastfeeding, however I read elsewhere she weans the babies super early so she can get pregnant quickly. So I agree with everyone else that they're not leaving it up to Jeebus to conceive.
Humans, are you in favor of having yourself deported from Terra Firma, too? I'm just curious.
God would love it if a few of them were gay/lesbian. They need to stop having chulderns!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:59am.
It's totally not cool to disrespect our redneck brothers and sisters. It makes me really sad. You should all rot in hell and don't be surprised if I never comment on here again, FAREWELL, it's been lovely before it all turned into a stew of HATE AND MURDER PLOTS!!!!
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DANG!!!
QUIT RUNNIN THIS PLACE LIKE ITS YER OWN!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:55am.
and they give birth at home because they know, given the chance, hospital personnel would kill their spawn.
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Or sterilize them while they're down there.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
We have it all wrong. This is not religious. This is 23 years of hate fucks.
Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:59am.
I hope you are right, however, the crazy is strong with this family.
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Snowy, ahahahahaha! A birthing orgasm in a cave that size could cause a tsunami wave that would kill us all. *side eyes Mayan calendar* she's not due again in 2012 is she?
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