She's Very Educated, Okay!
When trash is acting like trash, I call them trash. But when trash is acting like trash, my mother calls them uneducated. That is her "insult" for everything and everybody. A woman cuts her off as she's trying to get on the freeway and she'll say, "That woman is so uneducated!" A Verizon customer service rep will bring the bitch on her and she'll tell me, "They need to get more education!" A dog will break into her backyard and piss on her fruit tree and she'll say, "Education! That dog needs some." It makes no sense, but you can use it for everything. Your dude doesn't pull out in time: "Get some education, please!" The bartender cuts you off and calls you a cab: "Go enroll in a place where you can get education!" Etc.. etc... Which leads me to the clip above....
The woman with the soul-killing, irritating job interview voice was talking some filth into her cell phone on a Metro North train in New York when the conductor told her to change the NC-17 rating on her phone call to rated G. Basically, the conductor told her to stop talking like a nasty trash mouth (aka like yours truly and Dlisted commenters). The chick was so appalled and offended that the conductor would accuse her of dropping fuck bombs since she's a highly educated scholar with degrees from several prestigious universities and shit.
Yes, she pulled the "I'M EDUCATED" card! Come on now. Degrees and diplomas do not matter on the streets (except for one from Barbizon). If you're a preschool dropout or have a PhD from Oxford, you should already know that if you act like asshole in a public place, someone is going to call your ass out on your assholery. And your degrees aren't going to save you. Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
This verbal tussle didn't end in a spaghetti massacre or with a little ass brat getting pepper sprayed in the face by a queen (my favorite still). It simply ended with Professor Doctor Educated once again declaring to everyone how educated she is! Ha.
And my mom thinks she STILL needs more education.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 6:46am.
by Fronika on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 1:53am.
Why do Afro-Americans have a thing about being touched? "Don't touch me", I've heard them say this so often on various programmes. Just wondering.
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I don't have an issue when strangers touch me in general areas (i.e. arm, shoulder, hand) as a polite gesture. I think most people regardless of color would have an issue with being touched in any way during a heated argument with a stranger. It's a sign of aggression in most cultures.
I will say that there are issues with people of other races touching black people to try out their curiosities. Like touching a black persons hair to feel the texture or to see if it's real. This has never happened to me personally but I've heard people complain about it.
Also please please please do not assume that African-Americans act like people you see on "programmes". Reality shows go for people who have big characters and more often than not they will go after black people (or any people) with rude over the top personalities for shock value. African-Americans are not a monolith, there is no brain trust. We don't all think or act the same.
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Lol...where did she get off the train?
Probably my old stop.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:03am.
OMG!
edited to keep linear comment continuity. The comments on the FB are hilarious.
Lmao they've made a facebook group dedicated to her.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Hermon-Raju/164359446965263
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@CokeyBloke - thankya! I cracked myself up with that one!
I like to touch Afro-Americans (lol) AND white folks. Is that wrong?
Submitted by Mynameisntmediu... on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 11:44am.
Adam, is it more of an angry-preachy blog or a funny blog?
This is what happens when parents give their children everything they want and they never have to feel what it's like to make it on their own. They grow up to be LIKE THIS BITCH.
I love this video, I just want to watch it over and over and over again.
Since I've seen all I've been doing is walking around talking like her and quoting her. Try it, it's so much fun! Telling no one in particular that you're well-educated is heaps of fun.... ....even if you're completely alone.
This is the blog entry I wrote about her:
http://www.mynameisntmediumcoffee.com/2011/06/well-educated-woman-yells-...
Please feel free to check it out if you feel so inclined.
LOL@Afro-Americans. Didn't that used to be politically correct? I think you're confusing the foreign nationals over here...
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Oh, please with this power trip bs. First of all, this video is only 2 minutes so nobody knows how bad she was being before this person started recording. Secondly, did you not hear the guy and other people in the beginning talking about how loud she was? She was obviously loud and obnoxious enough to be distributing other people. At the point, the conductor had every right to step in. I HATE people that sit in pubic talking on their phones like they are the only ones in the damn place. Not everybody cares or want to know what is going on in your life.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 6:46am.
by Fronika on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 1:53am.
Why do Afro-Americans have a thing about being touched? "Don't touch me", I've heard them say this so often on various programmes. Just wondering.
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just wondering why you feel the need to "touch" afro-americans? it doesn't rub off...
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letinstar, this made me laugh!
And major eyebrow raise at "afro-American".
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:01pm.
Totally! My first thought was: Bitch was at Happy Hour! I can't believe no one else said it!
And agirl, LOVE the meme idea. I cracked up.
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 6:16pm.
this is not the orange line.
Boston? If so, ITA. Nastiness at its finest.
HAHAHAHA! YES, this!!! Hate the l'orange line!
MK you are missing the obvious points here. The beautious shemale conductress; eyebrows of music notes, hair of a goddess, tuck game a-GaGa...that's what's truly important in this video!
Another thing that I noticed is that this is a nice enough train that this bitch can have her cell phone out and talk on it. Try that shit on the red line in Chicago and someone will quickly relieve you of your phone and it will not be a conductor (and you might get punched in the face at the same time).
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
True Story-Riding the Metra home from Chicago with my 6 year old daughter coming home from American Girl Doll Store! 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Two guys get on the train and sit behind us. Older dude and younger dude-both completely derelict. They are apparently hopping from one bar to another down the rail. Conversation begins innocuously enough about complaints of warm beer and bar fights.
Older dude begins to loudly tell a story about how he went to the house where his ex girlfriend was staying and kicked the crap out of her new boyfriend. Then the boyfriend showed up at his house with a friend, so he came out with a shotgun. When the new boyfriend tried disarming him, he proceeded to beat the man over the head with the shotgun into unconsciousness and put him in the hospital for 3 months. That's how he ended up with 20 years in prison for attempted murder.
He then proceeded to trash talk the ex and how shitty her life is because she has MS and can never have kids and how happy he is that her life turned out so awful and how great his life is now.
I told my daughter they were rehearsing for a play. Not sure if she bought it, but she managed to get herself a bit of an edumacation that day! Thankfully, they exited the train and we went merrily on our way!
Tardy to the party, but WHAT. A. CUNT.
Special thanks to Pookie for providing the entertaining link to her LinkedIn account and comments.
THIS is why I love the Interwebs, because she has been exposed for the stupid entitled cunt that she is. Stupid whore, I would love to kick her in the bagina.
Good luck with that job search, HERMON.
i ride public transportation every day and unfortunately this is normal behavior for some people...seen it all...loud talking, loud music, boozing, smoking, fighting, eating...the whole public transportation thing can be overwhelming if you don't have a strong stomach for it...
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by Fronika on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 1:53am.
Why do Afro-Americans have a thing about being touched? "Don't touch me", I've heard them say this so often on various programmes. Just wondering.
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just wondering why you feel the need to "touch" afro-americans? it doesn't rub off...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
wow. She prolly got her edumication at the very prestigious Everest College.
Housekeeping Item
Would it be posssible for Dlisters to lay off the conspiracies about whether MK is writing or not?
Ruins the vibe and spoils a few moments of levity which for me are centering in a stressful life of Weiners and assorted other douchebags.
Truly, do not care who is writing. If MK has a staff of writers, more power to him. I do not mind and fully expect it.
Love you MK!
whatever, you are wrong too. metro north isnt the subway. i have never seen a conductor on a subway.
no, the conductor was not on a power trip asking a dumb bitch to stop swearing loudly on the train.
jesus fucking christ, man. i cannot believe that even on here there are so many rude assholes.
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The McCanns Did It
VEGAS - she wasnt getting kicked off the train for swearing. she was getting kicked off the train for being a condescending asshole who dissed the head of the train, who had asked her to please lower her voice.
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NOPERS - you are totally wrong. its called civics, and it involves how to live amongst others. your comment is absurd, and its that lack of understanding that makes us Rome during the fall. sorry to be harsh, but i am sick of people thinking they can do what they want and the rest of us have to deal with it, to excuse their utter lack of consideration for other people.
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wwjdfakb - you have screwed me for the day and possibly the week. that jingle will NEVER leave my head now. it is one of the all time catchiest jingles, which is bad, when you find yourself singing it for the 63rd time in a day.
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Fronika- strange statement. Find me someone who LIKES to get touched in anger. I'm suspicious of your "afro-americans" term, as well but I gather you may not be a native english-speaker. Anyway, saying "don't touch me" is sort of a warning, like: "if you step over the line, we are going to fight".
Bleh, double post.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
It isn't a safe world for uppity cunts no more.. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1676952&mc=62&forum_id=2#182...
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I'm not on the side of people who talk loudly on cell phones in public, but I have to admit that I'm on this bitch's side. I don't think it's the conductor's business to police a grown woman's language on a phone call. Damn people, it's the real world, you are gonna be exposed to language you don't like. Get over it and move on, you'll be alright.
Why do Afro-Americans have a thing about being touched? "Don't touch me", I've heard them say this so often on various programmes. Just wondering.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Actually tho - Fbombs aside - I am always thoroughly annoyed by people talking on their cell phones like they're sitting in their own living room. They just talk SO LOUD...like anyone else might give a fuck what they're saying. Or like no one else is there. But we ARE here. And we can you hear you lie to your girlfriend, and boast to boyfriend and also we can hear how UNEDUCATED you are (this one is my favourite, I'll admit, it's always pretty funny - once I overheard a guy tell his mom that toasters were dangerous and it's proven cuz they kill more people than sharks do each year. No really.). Last week, this college girl was on the phone on the streetcar explaining her birth control situation and her PMS cycles. I'm thinking: GIRLFRIEND! Back in the olden days we had this thing called PRIVACY. SO AWESOME! Random strangers did not need to know when your period came....or how much you cried the day before.
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Love the put on hoity-toity inflections in the chick's voice.
But really, though it was classless to be cussing loudly on the phone, was it really that serious? It's rude but not worthy of getting kicked off the train. I think the conductor took it a smidge too far.
Yep, Michael...this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE vid too!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3lt1ZySxE
Yep, Michael...this is my ALL TIME FAVORITE vid too!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3lt1ZySxE
"Degrees and diplomas do not matter on the streets"
Haahaaahaaa! So true. I know this because I have a PHD in streetology.
Ha!!!
They are both stupid. The lady for swearing on the phone and the lady for taking the time to scold her for it because she hates her job. I have heard and seen SO much worse riding the good old subway system in New York. This petty bullshit is so stoopid. The conductor was on a total power trip.
This why our education system is a FUCKING JOKE. Being "well-educated" basically means you're either rich, received a pampered private education or that you're up for spending the rest of your life paying off ridiculous loans that follow you to your grave.
These days you have to be a fucking student till you're in your mid-30's to be "well educated" and some very "well educated" people do REALLY shitty things.
My bad... I'm not from a metro area. The only trains we have are ones that transport CAT tractors and coal LOL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 10:21pm.
Well even the most educated take the train if they live upstate and work in the City. Unless you are Gossip Girl rich it makes no sense to drive your car into the city.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
You can tell that bitch is DRUNK. You might be well educated but you are still TRASH. Those things are not mutually exclusive unfortunately.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
What a bitch! I'm sorry, but if you are talking loudly on your cell in public, than it's becomes everyone's business!
She looks like Gaga with a tan. Anyways, I so admire her opponent for keeping her cool like that, because the mere sound of that annoying twat's voice brought out my inner Hulk. I hate it when teens and twenty-somethings speak in this tone of voice, like they're entitled to something. In my universe, you have to prove your worth before you're even allowed to open your bloody mouf. But then, I was raised Calvinistic style (that, and I'm ancient).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Junebuggy on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 10:40pm.
Indian = not black.
Does that at least earn me a cigarello?
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So anyone who is not black is white?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 10:25pm.
Close but no cigar. She's Indian.
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Indian = not black.
Does that at least earn me a cigarello?
Submitted by Junebuggy on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 10:21pm.
Okay, is it bad of me that the only thing I could think of when I was watching this was "oh, thank god she isn't black!" (*hides head in shame*)
I just get so tired of seeing vids of black women actin' a fool that I was squealing with delight that this woman was white.
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Close but no cigar. She's Indian.
Probably been said 50 xs already but if she's so educated then where the fuck is her car?
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Okay, is it bad of me that the only thing I could think of when I was watching this was "oh, thank god she isn't black!" (*hides head in shame*)
I just get so tired of seeing vids of black women actin' a fool that I was squealing with delight that this woman was white.
I know, I know... I'm a racist bastard. :(
Why can't we all just get edumacated?
Submitted by tornadolie on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 9:54pm.
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Yeah, I know everyone says that, and often, but this week there were just too many posts that don't sound like him.