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The Gold Diggin' Divas! - The entire casts of Jerseylicious, Basketball Wives, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (I'm talking to your no- alent ass, Melissa), The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Keeping Up with the Kardashians can cancel all of their music-making plans, because the Gold Diggin' Divas have arrived!
Displaying the rap skills of a chimpanzee with a speech impediment, the lyrical talent of a spelling bee reject and a wardrobe provided by DiscountStripper.com, the L.A. based all-sister rap group tells their potential suitors that if you ain't ballin' sit down. FINALLY! A song with a real message that I can raise my hands up to like I'm in church! This is the gospel according to gold diggers!
That being said, I'm the biggest supporter of the gold digger movement, so I will ignore the fact that most of this video was probably shot guerrilla style during an open house for that mansion. I will also ignore the fact that their friend got fired from his valet job for letting them use that car. But other than that, keep spreading the good word, GDDs!
The only way this mess could be better is if it was an SNL short starring Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler.
via Soul Bounce & Gawker (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:17am.
Good God dems be some fugly whiggas. I truly hate white women who want to sing like rappers and act like they think they are sexy...the come off as fugly ass ghetto bitches...major fail.
^^^^^^^^^^^ What you said. That was just embarrassing to watch.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:09am.
those hoes remind me of that bad girls hoe what's her face who looks like a dude with a case of a horse face
She's on Love Games now or whatever that shit called
Same accent same hood ten dollar gold bikini style....I see hoes like that on rockaways humpimg trash cans and showing their ass hair in waters
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I assume you mean Natalie "Crimson Chin" Nunn.
I actually like this. Humorous rap is funny to me, and it is like an SNL skit. Better than listening to a spoiled rich girl like Paris Hilton sing.
LOL, I'm glad rappers don't take themselves too seriously
Oh good god! Tacky as hell. And sadly this representation of women is everywhere in the media.
Can I just add that I FUCKING hate, hate, hate hair extensions! They are cheap and look like shit. And those two popular hairstyles of either curled/waved at the sides or flat ironed just make me wanna punch a nun! I fucking hate fashion now. But then again I was an 80's Madonna wannabe back in the day lol. So what do I know!
These pussies are so not yankin'
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:09am.
those hoes remind me of that bad girls hoe what's her face who looks like a dude with a case of a horse face
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I love the Bad Girls but I hate that bitch.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:33am.
But seriously the sound like ghetto Spanish girls in ny I know too many
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show me a rap song that features refined high class Waspy accents. Any rap sounds ghetto by default regardless of the ethnicity of the performers...is the very essence of it as rap was born in ghettos to begin with.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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those hoes remind me of that bad girls hoe what's her face who looks like a dude with a case of a horse face
She's on Love Games now or whatever that shit called
Same accent same hood ten dollar gold bikini style....I see hoes like that on rockaways humpimg trash cans and showing their ass hair in waters
That's a big word they're spelling there. Colour me impressed!
Other than that - you know they might be on to something. I'm sure a lot of guys will pay big $$ to stick their cocks in those mouths just to keep these hos from singing and/or rapping.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
It's great how that screenshot looks like KK.
And this is my new theme song, btw:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
This'll fit right in with my "bitch you can't sing" playlist. I'll put it before Shake Yo Body (Body) by TyTy Banks and after Money Can't By You Class by The Countess.
Amazing, this must be the first time someone managed to rap out of tune!
Discountstripper.com is sadly, a bit over priced.
t's probably from Forever 21, but who's rich dick to I have to "dig" on to get the necklace that the blonde girl (who looks like Tracy from Jerseylicious) is wearing?
Like Alanis Morissette and irony, they don't understand codependence--the very notion that their song's about.
DiscountStripper.com, however, is classic. Can I talk anyone into a pleated plaid skirt and white Mary Janes?
I though they were Hispanic with that, hmmm how should we say? thick accent? that ghetto twang?
whatever their "singing" sucks and they are not pretty enough to make up for it implants and all.
But seriously the sound like ghetto Spanish girls in ny I know too many :)
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
i think someone forgot to wear their spanx...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Good God dems be some fugly whiggas. I truly hate white women who want to sing like rappers and act like they think they are sexy...the come off as fugly ass ghetto bitches...major fail.
Good God dems be some fugly whiggas. I truly hate white women who want to sing like rappers and act like they think they are sexy...the come off as fugly ass ghetto bitches...major fail.
K2 -- I agree with you about Melissa Gorga (I call her "Melissa Gorgon"). She's nothing to look at yet thinks she's gorgeous, her voice sucks (way too breathy & not strong at all), and she's uneducated as can be. Really, any woman who had at least an IQ of 80 would know that Joe Gorgon is a total retard. Just when I thought I hated Teresa the most, Melissa has passed her up.
Perfect segway !!!... I'll take this opportunity to express how I cant stand that turd Melissa on RHNJ! She has a mediocre voice at best and has already screwed up the words to Amazing Grace, WTH? Chic screams Gold Digger.... and for someone that seems to have a degree , she sounds like an uneducated twat.
Ophelias evil twin -- OMG, when I was looking at that fugly blonde, I'm thinking, "she looks like somebody I'm familiar with." Yeah, she does look like Fugliana Rancid, but even this thing is prettier, and she doesn't have a huge, alien-shaped head. I despise Fugliana; she is a vapid, ugly POS.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:29am.
wow, they taught those horses to sing!
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and I didn't even know horses could enunciate!
wow, they taught those horses to sing!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
c-r-a-p
If this is what music has evolved to, then count me out! What garbage-it's painful to listen to this. Maybe use it as a torture technique at Gitmo
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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phew! I'm so glad the CUSSIN was silenced out, nothing would've been more offensive to me!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
They can spell. What an accomplishment for them. Give them a Scooby snack.
the blonde looks like Giuliana Rancic
There are prettier porn stars. Much prettier.
BLOW YOUR COKE NOSE>
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Nasty nasal nymphos. Ugh!
The pool don't match the gates. The gates are straight-up Beverly Hills Mercedes dealership and the pool is from a backyard in Panorama City with the chicken coop just out of the shot.
oh shit...my ears, my ears!