Heidi Montag Works Out 14 Hours A Day
What you're looking at is a beach ball freaking the hell out from thinking, that like its fellow plastic balls, it will soon be stuffed into the body of an inflated horse. You're also looking at Heidi Montag who is paying for her next elbow lipo surgery by hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Las Vegas on Saturday. How Heidi found the time to fill the pool goers nostrils with the scent of burnt Tupperware fumes and bleached desperation is beyond me, because bitch is in the gym 14 hours a day. No, bitch didn't get a job as a Pilates rubber band. Heidi tells UsWeekly that she actually spends those 14 hours working out.
"I've been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I've been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape. And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I've ever been because I've kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.I've been running a lot, and I've been doing weights. When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].
My breasts, because they're so big, really needed some time. So I'm just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that's normal."
The last time I was in the gym, I got on the bike for 3 minutes before I had to stop to focus on the episode of AbFab I was watching on my iPhone, so I'm no authority on working out. But this par baked twat needs to stop using numbers and leave "sense of time" to the professionals. And by "professionals" I mean hos who didn't get their brain scooped out to make their heads skinnier. Then again, maybe she's telling the truth. Heidi is made of the same materials as a dildo and when you work out a dildo for 14 hours, it doesn't end up with muscles. It only ends up with ass scab bits and lubed smegma. So I've heard.
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I don't want to be rude, but this is way too much for a girl, at this rate her muscles will grow so much that she will end up looking like a man. I have nothing against muscular bodies,on the contrary, as long as you are a man they are great. My boyfriend is in the gym every day and he even takes phentermine in order to have a great body, I just don't see the point for a girl to be working out so many hours a day.
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My IQ just dropped.
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My IQ just dropped.
I don't care what she does..she looks like SHIT. I'd rather look like someone like Elsa Billgren ANY fucking day.
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So what I'm getting from a number of these comments is that the surgery essentiallly was the right thing to do because certain body parts look great? Really? She's orange and in pain and bleached within an inch of her life. I guess that's why Girls Gone Wild made so much money- no self esteem girls attract no self esteem boys . Good grief, so much predictablility.
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There are not many celebs (people) I actually hate but this plastic airhead is an exception. I couldn't care less if this vapid waste of space & her disgustingly sleazy hubby fell off the face of the earth. They are two of the most shallow, conceited, vacant, spoiled, disrespectful pieces of shit you could come across.
Heidi needs more protein.
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I thought she was downsizing her tits. Guess that was last summer. Well, hate her all you want, but she has a bitchin bod, and I'd be glad to pleasure myself with it.
She looks like just your average girl on a girls gone wild video...not an actress. I feel bad for her. The white hair and the spray tan...not classy. Why can't she tone it down with some low lights? A LOT. She does look like she's been working hard and her body looks good, but the tits just ruin it all. Why didn't she just do the hard work at the gym a year ago and forget the plastic surgery?
I was hoping this skank had gone away for good. She and her creepy husband would eat a pile of dog turds for a photo-op.
This dizzy bitch can't keep track of all her lies. Didn't see say she couldn't work out cause her tits were too big about a year ago or so?
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Why does she have virtually no muscle tone??? This looks like plastic surgery + calorie restriction + maybe some cardio.
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I thought the 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. thing was ridiculous - then I remembered she can't tell the time. Or count.
From the midriff down she looks fabulous.
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Well, to be fair (and I don't know why, because I dislike this twat), she never actually said she worked out 14 hours a day. She just said she's been working out from 5am to 7pm. Which is still leading in the wrong direction and trying to make people assume she's working out the entire time, but I took it to mean she starts at 5am and ends at 7pm. Most days I get up at 6:30am and run or take Zumba. Then in the afternoons I either take spin and weights back to back or a yoga class, finishing at 6:30pm. So I COULD say I work out from 6:30am-6:30pm, but I wouldn't because I have a brain and I know that people would logically assume I was trying to say I worked out for the entire 12 hours. When in fact I had only done 2-3 hours of exercise. (ONLY done 2-3 hours, lol.)
I dislike her because she reminds me of my fake ass sister who tells the same kind of misleading lies to try to get people to like her. My aunt called her out a couple of years ago for telling someone at a party that she had fake legs. When she in fact just has rods in her legs from an accident - she has feet and toes and skin, etc. Come on!! And why she think telling someone she had fake legs would make her cool or likeable, I have no idea. I guess for the same reason someone would try to make people believe they worked out all day long...
It takes a lot of work to look that cheap. So sad because she was so cute before she did anything. (OK, I'll give her 1 nose job).
She hasn't got anything a man can't get at the sex store for 30 dollars. All that money and pain she's gone through, and I still don't find her sexy. True sex appeal is something money can't buy.
That tan with that hair is just...wow.
I don't think she needed any surgery at all. She was pretty the way she was.
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"Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that's normal."
The before is shocking..
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So, when you exercise 14 hours a day just how can you support her type of lifestyle?
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Her "real" body, without the fake boobs, looks awesome. However, the fake boobs, hair, and orange skin look bad. As for her face, the old one has reappeared but IMO that's not really an improvement.
What the heck happened? Her face is starting to look like she did 13 surgeries ago. Actually I like her old face.
Maybe she's behind on her payments and they are repossessing her body parts one by one.....
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In the last thumb, that bottle pointed to her open mouth is quite suggestive, I'd say... And that champagne foam on her face/body looks amazingly like a bukakke. Idiot.
Her body looks great? Are you kidding me? Plasticized bony bodies are so hot! Especially with huge fake tits. *vomit*
I don't even know where to begin...
First, that hair color is just awful - it looks like knock-off Barbie hair. (Well, I suppose that's to be expected from this one.)
And the boobs - my god, the boobs!
But, what's really bugging me is her face - is it just me, or does it seem like her old face is coming back? I thought she had her chin shaved down, but now it looks like her old chin (and horse-face).
EDIT: Well, I guess I could have read a couple of posts and seen that her face is bothering MadgesVadge, too. Carry on.
something is seriously wrong with her mentally and emotionally. Bitch has issues.
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She looks like an old Orange County housewife in the face UGH
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I agree, that apart from those awful fake boobs, her body looks great. I'm also noticing that her face is actually starting to resemble her old face, which is a good thing. If she fixes that bleached-out rat's nest, she might actually look like Heidi again.
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As if this bitch can count to 14.
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lol I was just watching that episode after her surgery and confronting her family(her face eeeeeek). Her mom crying about her changes. Heidi said "well there are brain surgeries every day" sayyyyy wha???plastic surgery and brain surgery are 2 different things dumb dumb. I was thinking...maybe a brain surgery would've been good for you.
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She really went off the deep end, didn't she?
Aw, bullshit. Maybe she spends 14 hours a day hanging around a gym, staring in a mirror and trying to get people to notice that there is a "celeb" walking amongst them.
Her body is fantastic (except the boobs), but I think her face looks bad.
I feel sorry for her because she is so EMPTY. I don't know what happened to her in her life that she is like that. It's sad.
Heidi, keeping you ta-tas perky is not technically working out, but I'm sure that are quite a few guys out there that appreciate your efforts.
Her bod looks phenominal, but if one works out 14 hours a day then it should.
Too bad she ruined her face with the awful surgery. Oh, and the tan and hair are super gross too.
Dammit, we hadn't heard about her in a while so I'd hoped she'd just disappeared.
So many strong people there. I, for one, could never resist the temptation to shove her into the pool.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I just can't with her horrible bleached hair and ridiculous orange "tan". No.
i think she almost looks human again, now she should do something about this bleached shit hanging out from her head,
She used to be so hot and now she is an orange stick figure with oversized implants, barf.
It's a shame what women do to themselves thinking it will make them look better.
And here I thought that vapid bitch was gone for good. Fuck.
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Her face is scary. She looks aged. She looks like Donatella Versace - not a good thing.
And LOL at the devout Christian girl she claimed to be appealing to the facial imagery with the champagne bottle for attention. Nice.
This is why Phoebe Price can't get work: Heidi has become so proficient posing with inanimate objects--bowls of grapes, Champagne foam, inflatable balls--there's no work left over for Chicken Cutlets. Phoebe needs her Norma Rae moment: "Union! Union! Union!"
i believe that Heff's ex future wife was also hosting ~ the conversations around the pool must have been scintillating!!!!
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Damn. I was hoping that she was gone for good when we didn't have to see her fake ass all over the news every night. I should have known she's come crawling out from under the rock she's living under.
why hasn't she died yet?
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The only word I can think of to describe this waste of DNA is "grotesque".
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
When your skin matches the lounge chair you are posing next to, it's time to hit the stop button on the spray tan. So...much...orange...
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