Monday, June 20th 2011

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Chicken” Charlie Boghosian the fry daddy of all fry daddies and the reason why arteries weep unveiled his newest wink at the defibrillator pads at the San Diego County Fair: the Deep-Fried Kool-Aid Balls!!!! This is totally what Paula Deen has in mind if you ask her if she wants to get teabagged by the Kool-Aid Man.

Chicken Charlie, who also put deep-fried Girl Scout cookies and deep-fried frog legs on the menu, says that on the fair's opening weekend nearly 9,000 Kool-Aid balls went down the throats of hos who would probably order a paper basket full of Diabetes if it was deep fried first. The lucky few who got to lick on Chicken Charlie's deep-fried fruity balls says they sort of taste like a tangy doughnut ball.

Yeah, these people obviously don't have advanced palates if they describe a deep-fried Kool-Aid ball as tasting like a "tangy doughnut ball." I bet it tastes more like a $30,000 hospital bill and sweetened insulin with a hint of Jim Jones' saliva. Yes, the deep-fried Kool-Aid ball's tagline should be: If Jonestown was in Texas.

via SignonSanDiego

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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 8:39pm.
HOW do you fry Kool Aid or lemonade? I don't get it.
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If I remember correctly, it was cake made with Country Time lemonade, dipped in funnel cake batter, fried, and topped with a glaze of lemonade and powdered sugar.

CheeryBitch's picture

Damn, forgot to post this earlier. A recipe for Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill" Cake!!!! Getchyer WT on, ya'll!!!

http://www.boonesfarm.net/news.html

(ETA: I've made this..... meh. I've also made Guiness cupcakes, rum and coke whoopie pies, and margarita bars. I loves me the boozey pastries!)

Schlong's picture

I had a neighbor who mixed kool-aid mix with angel food cake mix and it was actually quite yummy.

Submitted by shandi on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 8:39pm.

HOW do you fry Kool Aid or lemonade? I don't get it.

Maybe they roll the uncooked hushpuppies in the dry mix? Or just stir the mix into the batter?

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kiwikim's picture

Kool-Aid Balls sounds like something Tom Cruise dreamed up to lure young men into his Scientology dungeon. Just saying.

kiwikim's picture

Mk's writing skills get an A+. Total fuckery. MK needs his own commentary bit on FoX...right after Sarah Palin.

shandi's picture

HOW do you fry Kool Aid or lemonade? I don't get it.

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Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 9:24am.

*crashes through wall* OH YEAHHH!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *completely loses it*

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CheeryBitch's picture

When this doesn't premier at the Texas State Fair - where all fried foods appear first - then it was a FAIL. Dammit, we even had fried butter!!! And fried margarita (it was NASTAY!). Fried lemonade, however, was delicious. Oh, shit, fried frito pie was off the chain! (Don't judge, everyone has to go redneck every now and then.)
Now I can't wait until Labor Day to see what fried food fuckery debuts for the Fair! Damn you MK......

whippersnapper's picture

They also have deep fried stick of butter.
Really. I am fucking serious.
Now THAT is some ass-nasty shit! Funny thing though while all of the other food places had long ass lines, not one single person was lined up for the deep fried butter. We are going back this weekend, I will get some pictures of the place that is selling it, but here is the link of all of the food they have at the fair:
http://www.sdfair.com/pdf/11food_type.pdf

The deep fried Kool Aid is at Chicken Charlies at the San diego County Fair (Del Mar Fair). We were there on Saturday and I wanted to try these but I was too full after I ate a chicken kabob. They also have chocolate covered bacon. I kind of want to try it, haha!

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 9:24am.
*crashes through wall* OH YEAHHH!

lmfao!!! Nice balls dude! *retch*

Heeeyyy Cuppy!
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Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 9:24am.
*crashes through wall* OH YEAHHH!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! That is perfect!

*crashes through wall* OH YEAHHH!
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the gods will return for this ambrosia

Tinam's picture

I remember hearing about Fried Coca-cola a while back--it sounds like the same kind of shit.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by WhiskeyTango: "yum! what's next...Tang?"

Mmmmmm.... Tang....

Reminds me of a crazy night where we had nothing to mix our vodkey with but Tang. Jesus, what a hangover.

Genny18's picture

Also these Kool aid balls are racist.

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Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:50am.

I can't wait to try FRIED AIDS!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 8:13am.

Yeah! Or Hawaiian Punch balls.

yum! what's next...Tang?

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 8:08am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:53am.
STUPID FUCKING REDNECKS!!! I would like a detailed explanation on the process of frying a liquid...
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It's just Kool aid mixed in with a dough. Like a Hush Puppy.
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I hurled.
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gucci's picture

And cool aid is the nastiest drink ever invented. Cool aid and tropical fantasy. UH!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:53am.
STUPID FUCKING REDNECKS!!! I would like a detailed explanation on the process of frying a liquid...
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It's just Kool aid mixed in with a dough. Like a Hush Puppy.

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Nice to know what that Big KoolAid Dude is working with down there

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BootsieBug's picture

They still make that swill??

Koolaid is the devil's drank!

stake_spike's picture

Hey now this shit says San Diego

gucci's picture

Jesus Christ MK I just got through eating breakfast!

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Vern's picture

Pfft! Fried Kool-aid indeed! Were they all out of Dreamboat Doherty's scabs?

*chanting as always*

Hekki's picture

Would that even taste GOOD? I will happily eat deep-fried whatever if it would taste good. This doesn't seem like it would.

And by the way, you're better off eating a doughnut than a bagel.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

STUPID FUCKING REDNECKS!!! I would like a detailed explanation on the process of frying a liquid...
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EC....LOL! It's kinda early for this kind of tom foolery. :D

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:37am.

I can't wait to try FRIED AIDS!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 7:35am.
Well you people obviously aren't Southern.. fried anything is always edible.

Am too!!!!! *reported for 'you people'*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

More like Satan's sacs.

There's a reason US life expectancy now looks like this:
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/06/chart-disparities-life-e...

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Proof i am raising a health-conscious child:
Little Man: Mom , what are those? Me: Deep fried kool-aid balls. Little man: Deepfrying isn`t good, they should grill those.."

*Pats own back*

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I'm still waiting for deep-fried Asbestos balls. Nom nom nom.

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obviously, the bus to diabetes and heart disease has plenty of seats available...
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suckandfuck's picture

Mmmm! I can't wait till someone thinks up Fried Band-Aids!!! Mmm!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Jesus, the fucking SHIT people put into their bodies.

Next trendy dumbass thing: Deep-fried Gulf shrimp marinated in Corexit™ and melted Snickers bars, accompanied by Fukushima plutonium dipping sauce.

Yeah buddy!

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DeeDee's picture

Grody. I'll stick with deep fried meat on a stick.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Well you people obviously aren't Southern.. fried anything is always edible.

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Nast.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Fucking VILE.

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Genny18's picture

fucking gross.

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pineapplestar's picture

mmmmm, tangy doughnut balls.