Jackass' Ryan Dunn Is Dead
Contrary to the popular belief that all the Jackass dudes are unbreakable, Ryan Dunn died in a car crash in West Goshen Township, Pennsylvania at 3am this morning. TMZ says that after Ryan's Porsche hit a tree, it caught on fire. Both Ryan and another person were killed. Ryan was only 33.
Just a few hours before the crash, Ryan posted a picture on Twitter of him and two friends getting boozed up. The police haven't said if alcohol was Ryan's co-pilot or not, but I'm pretty sure that in the near future high schoolers will see a clip of him stapling his nutsack to his thigh when the D.A.R.E. people use him as an example for the dangers of drunk driving.
If you told me that one of the Jackasses died, I would never guess it was Ryan since he was the only one who had a bit of sanity running through his brain. Damn. Rest in peace, Ryan. You are now with the angels who are shoving toys cars up your b-hole.