BREAKING! Blake Lively Loves Homemade Whipped Cream

In news that will make you miss the exciting days of hearing about the Pollyanna of fag hags Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal giggling over pumpkin lattes together, People reports that Blake NotSoLively and Leonardo DiCatchaHo ordered two cups of coffee last Thursday at some shop in Carmel, CA. In related news, you just injected the contents of two espresso capsules directly into your brain so that your nose won't hit the 6 key while reading this incredibly exciting story (SPOILER ALERT: it will).

The love affair that bloomed out of a publicist's BlackBerry started in Cannes has since made stops in Italy, NYC, Disneyland and now Carmel. A witness type says that before taking a walk together, Blake and Leo came into the Carmel Coffeehouse and did this: "Blake ordered two cappuccinos. One with whipped cream, and one without. But when she learned that the whipped cream was homemade, she added it to the second drink. She was very sweet."

And I bet that basic bitch Blake never winked at Leo and said that she'll churn out a dollop of his homemade whipped cock cream later (Note: Can you actually whip cock cream with a whisk?). What a missed opportunity! I swear, Blake is so bland that she makes a Quaker's yeast infection seem full of flavor. I also swear that if I ever called People to tell them that Blake ordered two cappuccinos with homemade whipped cream, I'd probably just quit life. Err. But then again, here I am using up my bandwidth to tell you that the new Taylor and Jake ordered two cappuccinos with homemade whipped cream. In my defense, the fact that this weekend I ate Cheerios with tap water and powdered cream because I was too lazy to go downstairs to buy milk means that I have already quit life.

(Image via Bauer Griffin)

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:11am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:29am.
is today or tomorrow the anniversary of michael jackson dying? that would at least make for interesting convo.

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Food poisoning right, from a 10 year old wiener?
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George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:11am.

ubmitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:26am.

Blake needs to forget about Leo - HEF is available! Match made in heaven. Old people love bland!

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LOL
She is too flat-chested for the Playboy Mansion...installing 2 volleyballs on her chest is the first thing Heff will require before she even gets an invite to powder his wrinkly nalgas with Desenex.

"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck

"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:10am.

"But when she learned the whipped cream was homemade...."

Oh, such the cream connoisseur (sp?)! I bet she is!

Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:07am.

That's Leo in that pic? He looks much less FAT and BLOATED than usual.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:06am.

OMG Blake Dulley, why don't you go knit some mittens or something more newsworthy. This bitch is the rice cake of celebs.

Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:00am.

He looks like he's chaperoning her.

Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:00am.

Submitted by sanger1937 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:14am.
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I'll have the tiny spicy chicken and egg drop soup.

Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:59am.

I love it when really newsworthy things make the news!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:59am.

is today or tomorrow the anniversary of michael jackson dying? that would at least make for interesting convo.

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:56am.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:24am.
"But to her defense she must suck a mean cock to be where she is right now, and supermodels are so used to being adored that they don't worship anyone's cock the way butterface Blake probably does to Leo's now."
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WORKS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:56am.

Blake needs to forget about Leo - HEF is available! Match made in heaven. Old people love bland!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:56am.

WHO GIVES A WET TURD IN HELL????

this must be "don't give a fuck" day.

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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:54am.

lol if this affair is really true, Leo has found a new low that he can't even get a Victoria's Secret intern to buff his marbles anymore, and he has to settle for a bottom tier CW skank with Hollywood aspirations. But to her defense she must suck a mean cock to be where she is right now, and supermodels are so used to being adored that they don't worship anyone's cock the way butterface Blake probably does to Leo's now.

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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck

"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
·...¸><((((º>·´¯`·. ¸.><

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:52am.

Submitted by sanger1937 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:16am.
gookyahoo@188.com < Racist! *reported*

George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:50am.

"...means that I have already quit life."

Oh no you don't! We need you!

So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:50am.

*chokes down this big bowl MEH with tap water and powdered cream, farts and wanders off*

George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded

Submitted by guest on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:49am.

I like the creamer & tap water part. Lol.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:49am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:17am.

The story about how a spammer was the first commenter on this post is more interesting than the post itself... LOL sorry, MK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL! Trudat.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:49am.

WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:49am.

OMG I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!

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Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:47am.

I'm with sanger1937 on this one.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:47am.

The story about how a spammer was the first commenter on this post is more interesting than the post itself... LOL sorry, MK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011