Tuesday, June 21st 2011
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Alcide From True Blood
True Blood starts making genitals howl again this weekend and Joe Manganiello is selling that shit hard by flexing every single one of his rock hard ab biscuits in the pages of GQ Magazine. Yes, Joe Mangina-Jell-O probably keeps his fiancee up from doing crunches in his damn sleep and breaks her nails on his six-pack when he flexes too fast while she's riding on top, but her insomnia and cracked Press-On nail is our gain!
Anybody who has ever licked on a He-Man action figure is probably making the "MY BODY IS READY POSE" in their cubicle like those half-nekkid ass models above.
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Submitted by Dame Chupacabra on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 3:52am.
...because women are a hobby/possesion and toys to men as well... sides i'd think the straightest guy on earth would feel weird looking at a magazine full of half-nekkid men on the solo flexin their six-packs ...
You have your finger on the pulse of the magazine-reading public.
one word: YES!
...because women are a hobby/possesion and toys to men as well... sides i'd think the straightest guy on earth would feel weird looking at a magazine full of half-nekkid men on the solo flexin their six-packs ...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:57pm.
What's the point of having half-nekkid wimmins in GQ?"
Men's magazine. I personally love guy's clothing, so I read GQ every so often. Ties are especially my favorite thing on a man.
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I would sell my soul to the devil to be the meat in a Manganiello/Askars sandwich. Yes please.
Holy FUCK, that's a fine-ass man.
*excuses self for private time"
I may have to start watching True Blood.
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Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:44am.
He needs some body hair. Hairless chests don't do it for me no matter how fine.
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I don't mind naturally baldy chests - it's the obviously waxed ones that repulse.
A gentleman's furry downstairs should never be interferred with cosmetically. Unless it involves me wearing red lipstick. teehee
Manscaping is evil.
I'd hit it (or vice versa. Repeatedly.
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"Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:57pm.
What's the point of having half-nekkid wimmins in GQ?"
Men's magazine. I personally love guy's clothing, so I read GQ every so often. Ties are especially my favorite thing on a man.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:18pm.
OMG, it WAS shit! Looked like it was filmed cheap, too. If the entire new season is that bad....ugh.
Joe/Alcide is hot and I so would. :D
Why is he wearing clothes? Move away nekkid girls, let the man take his pants off!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:19am.
Nice body, but he doesn't do it for me. I suspect he has waxed his chest hair (he is Italian after all), which is weird considering he plays a werewolf. I prefer a slightly furry guy to all this waxed shit.
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AMEN!! T-Muffin, you took the words right out of my mouth. He's a man, not a boy!
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What's the point of having half-nekkid wimmins in GQ?
He was way cute with shorter hair on "How I Met Your Mother." I'm just glad we finally get to see what is under that shirt. Smurfy likes!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
That's one SMOKin' HOT fudgepacking rumpranger !!!
(You can be sure the only interesst she has in those fish would be to swap stories about hot pingas)
Oh. My. God. Gorgeous!
"Joe Mangina-Jell-O" HAR!!
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He's one of the reasons to watch that verkakte show (the others being Sam Merlotte, Jason Stackhouse, and Eric Northman). The writing has gone completely around the bend. They showed a "sneak preview" the other night after Game of Thrones and it was pretty much the worst shit I've ever seen from an HBO original series.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Yeah, yeah, he's cut, but he has the personality of a lox and he's a totally wooden actor. He's one of the reasons True Blood has taken a downward spiral (well, it's also due to the cracked out writing and storylines, but bad actors don't help).
Alan Ball and company are more concerned with showing male abs which don't belong to ASkars (the only abs worth showing) than with decent acting and a narrative which sort of resembles that in Charlaine Harris's books (bad, but not as bad as what Ball has come up with).
Submitted by hoganbcmj on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 12:20pm.
I'm sure he works out endlessly, but I'm still curious. I go to the gym a lot and nobody I know can get that ripped without steroids.
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He looks natural. Steroids make you big but they localize muscle growth (the classic big arms and chest but skinny legs). This guy looks well proportioned and it seems he's doing lots of cardio along with the weights. Plus banging those models probably didn't hurt.
Hard to believe but once upon a time during his military days ba-buttons looked almost like this guy. (ba-buttons wipes away tear, absently strokes keg that replaced six-pack)
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Hella hot. But nose is distracting. Love the show.
Was I supposed to be paying attention to his face?
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Jimmy: are you done with school or something? that's why you came back to us!?!?!
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 12:16pm.
He is ridiculously hot, I remember when he was on One Tree Hill too LOL. With his shaggy hair and beard he really would look better with some chest hair though. Why are all the werewolves on True Blood hairless...it is odd
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Yes, I read the books and they are all famously hairy in human form particularly Alcide...not sure why the creators of the HBO show feel liek they need to give us werewolves that are plucked and waxed to an inch of their lives.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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MUSCLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His face isn't exactly stunning, but he's striking looking and he's pretty much got the most perfect body of any male celebrity out there. I'm very curious to know if he's ever done steroids or if you can actually get that ripped naturally. I'm sure he works out endlessly, but I'm still curious. I go to the gym a lot and nobody I know can get that ripped without steroids.
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why is it whenever men are photographed in mainstream mags these days they are surrounded by nekked ass nekked women? this smacks of jealousy to me on the male editors of these mags "oh goodness this guy is too hot better put some women in there so teh womenz who see this dont get the wrong idea and cream themselves." ugh.
He is ridiculously hot, I remember when he was on One Tree Hill too LOL. With his shaggy hair and beard he really would look better with some chest hair though. Why are all the werewolves on True Blood hairless...it is odd
Uh, the second thumbnail is hella hot.
That woman is gorgeous...oh, and he's not bad, either.
Its called photoshop
Its called photoshop
Grandma_Wrinkles & SpiceDong -- would be way better if he had some chest hair. On the other hand, he's not the best actor. And yeah, I'd still hit it.
would look better if he stopped waxing that chest.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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That man is DELICIOUS. *sighs*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:51am.
AHAHAHAAHA snowy♥♥♥ I'm so glad they got these and not the hot tub pics! lol
OMG that second thumb is SOOOO hot!! *fans self*
He is hot and he is pretty good on the show, despite what some people say. He is better than Suckie/Anna Pacquin, that's for sure.
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Women like that one in the peach bikini bottom make me sad for not owning a penis. The dude just kinda blurs in the background.
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Uncontrollable drooling for the Hasselblad in the second thumbnail..
SNOWWWYY!!!!! How are you sexyyyy thang!!!
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He needs some body hair. Hairless chests don't do it for me no matter how fine.
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JIMMY BOCCA!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!??!!?! LOVAH COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Top of my To Do List.
Sweet Jesus, look at that man!
I'm gonna be a total tool-bag like the Twilight tool-bags and say....TEAM ERIC! (Ass-kars)
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Ugh, DP....I guess Dlisted is slow today.
Yeah I completely hate him on the show, terrible acting. Anyone read the books though? I'm on the newest one, they are pretty addictive. The show detracts a good deal from the books but they are both enjoyable in their own ways.
I don't follow True Blood, but i take it he's not exactly a thespian on the show...STILL he wouldn't need to talk to make himself useful ;)
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