Panty Creamer Of The Day: Alcide From True Blood
June 21, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
True Blood starts making genitals howl again this weekend and Joe Manganiello is selling that shit hard by flexing every single one of his rock hard ab biscuits in the pages of GQ Magazine. Yes, Joe Mangina-Jell-O probably keeps his fiancee up from doing crunches in his damn sleep and breaks her nails on his six-pack when he flexes too fast while she’s riding on top, but her insomnia and cracked Press-On nail is our gain!
Anybody who has ever licked on a He-Man action figure is probably making the “MY BODY IS READY POSE” in their cubicle like those half-nekkid ass models above.
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