Evan Rachel Wood Cut Her Hair
If my fuck parts produced the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, ASkars, Joe Mangina-Jello and Ryan Kwanten (Beeehl and his soggy crepe-wrapped zombie face are not invited) would've shown up wearing only thongs made out of bloody vampire fangs and gold chains attached to each other's nipples, and they would've gotten ALL THE ATTENTION. But since my fuck parts didn't produce the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, those three showed up wearing wardrobe furnished by Pierre Cardin (Chuck Woolery shout out!). Instead, all of the attention went to Evan Rachel Wood and her Flowbee fresh haircut. BOOOO.
Evan Rachel Wood showed up looking like the Happy Hour-shift bartender at an L-Word themed bar and tells Popeater that she cut the locks that Marilyn Manson used to nibble pie bits out of, because she's really androgynous.
"I grew up in love with David Bowie. So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general. I'm constantly changing, I'm constantly growing. I think I'm a little controversial? I just try and keep some mystery, so hopefully people can't really put their finger on it."
You know what I want to put my finger on? Her tongue, so she can shut up with that "I'M SO EDGY! I'M SUCH A PRINCE SONG! I'M SO NOW!!!" crap. Bitch is about as mysterious as a pus-filled wart on Paris Hilton's labia. Bitch needs to change into a mouth gag and kindly sit down. Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick.
These little wet noodle hos think that if they chop their hair off and put on pants, they are suddenly the second coming of Tilda Swinton. Newsflash, bitch, looking like a recently divorced French teacher who came back from summer break with a "hot new" cut she got from the head stylist at MasterCuts is not EDGY. ........wait. Since I put it that way, maybe this is edgy and new after all. Carry on, Evan!
Here's a few more pictures from last night's premiere. In case you haven't been introduced yet: ERW, PAM!!!! with her husband, Ryan Kwanten, Joe Mangina-Jello, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, ASkars, Carrie Preston with Michael Emerson, Sam Trammell with his wife, Deborah Ann Woll with her guest,
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I admit that I've wanted to cut my hair similar to ERW's but I don't think I can pull it off, at least while I am still fat. Maybe when I lose weight....
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:11am.
Actually, Sandra Bernhardt publicly denied that she & Madge were ever anything but friends. Her exact words on David Letterman: "I've been to a lot of dumps, but I'd never go there." I remember it because it shocked the heck out of me. Granted, it was after their "friendship" was over & Sandra could just be a "woman scorned" BUT she seems pretty danged honest to me -- if they had been lovers, I just don't think she'd deny it.
Why do people wear satin pants? They only make your crotch look hungry.
Ooooh I like her haircut. Cute!
Coma Caca!
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This girl sounds like a real ninny. First she tried to be Dita now she is trying anything that will get her attention.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:11am.
That reminds me of the PSA that Anna Paquin did about being bisexual. Uhhh what? Have we ever seen her with a woman, even in a movie? People toss it around so much to sound cool, like it's a status symbol. So annoying. Keep your business to yourself. Not everyone goes around saying "I'm straight!" or "I'm gay!" so I don't understand why people feel the need to broadcast this type of thing.
re: Pam's husband... I'm glad to see that Sloth from The Goonies finally took the step and joined Hair Club for Men...
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:04am.
I actually like ASkars as Eric because they have that same weird sense of humor, I think they are very close to each other. But I agree about the rest. Although I'm glad they kept Lafayette around on the show, the one character who is WAY BETTER on the show than in the books lol
I never believe a celebrity is bisexual until they have a public same-sex relationship. Angelina Jolie and what’s her name from Foxfire, fine. Bonus points because AJ wasn’t famous then. LiLo and SamRo, well, I think Lindsay will go for anyone who shows her any affection, but fine. Madonna and Sandra Bernhardt, may not have happened, but I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt because it was before the whole female bisexual craze and Sandra seems the type that wouldn’t go for a stunt fling. I know it’s not fair and my belief does not apply to private citizens, but celebrities make the whole notion of bisexuality meaningless if it’s just used as a way to make them look sexier.
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Silly rabbit.
Let's all say together: "where the fuck is Lafayette?!"
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Sookie, Bill and Eric on this HBO mess are mis-cast. Did any of the casting people actually READ the books ? :(
The books are phenomenal.
This. not so much.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:44am.
Sam Trammell looks so GOOD! *sigh*
Did you see him in that Hot Guys with Kittens video on Funny Or Die?
So, so hot. He's my favorite on True Blood.
Did anybody watch the first 8 minutes on HBO.com? I wasn't very impressed. The departure from the books has me more than a little disappointed.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I love that Miss Woll dates a blind guy. A super hot blind guy, might I add too.
BENJAMIN LINUS!!!!
God I miss Lost.
Rutina looks gorge. Ryan, Sam, ASkars, Joe- hawt, hawt, hawt. Not since Rome have there been so many hot men in one show.
WET AS OCTOBER
Is it me or is Pam's husband potential HSOTD material?
I think she looks fucking fierce. If only she didn't bang MM, I'd have way more respect for her.
All I see is Melanie Griffith. Real Housewives of Bon Temps.
"I think I'm a little controversial?"
No, you're not.
“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:40am.
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ITA! In the books, Sookie is thick and kind of busty and doesn't look ANYTHING like Anna. Even with that aside, I agree that I don't find Anna attractive at all. With all that money, she could get her teefs fixed. I don't care if people think it adds "character," she looks ridiculous. I think her voice, coupled with her personality, makes her seem very child-like to me so maybe that's why I can't find her attractive in any way, at all.
I also think Bill is ugly, and seeing these two do fucky times on screen gives me the barfs. A woman with the body of a 12 year old boy humping on an ugly dude with only one facial expression. PASS!
She is a beautiful girl. Bad taste in men, but beautiful.
*hangs Rachel from the doorknob by her stupid suspenders*
Of all the gorgeous men on this show, how in gods name did they pick Anna Paquin, she is the sex appeal of a bowl of soup
"Beeehl and his soggy crepe-wrapped zombie face are not invited"
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My thoughts exactly. Never understood the appeal of Beeehl.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:34am.
Wow, Evan Rachel Wood looks stunning! Really hot.
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She does! That cut suits her well. Can't wait til Sunday. MMMMM Jello!!
PUFF
I HATE it when pretty girls get really ugly haircuts. Ugh.
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She was cute in Practical Magic. Here she just reminds me of Marcy from Married With Children.
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When I was crazy I thought you were great
I really like the cut. Her going on about it, not so much.
Sam Trammell looks so GOOD! *sigh*
I find nothing androgynous about her... sexy as HELL.
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Submitted by Bree on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:37am.
I haven't read the books, but as far as Sookie on the tv show goes, I do not get why they chose her to play Sookie. She is not an attractive girl, IMO. I hate her mouth, and her accent is dreadful. I also think the dude who plays Bill is the ugliest thing ever. He and Anna Pacquin deserve each other. Fug and Fug!
Manginello and Skarsgaard are so fucking HOT!!!!
Dear ASkars,
Please, please, please do dirty ho things to me!
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"if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's whoopin ass" POW! overheard by bambam
I so want to cut off my hair like hers, specially after I saw Mena Suvari with short hair but sadly, I feel like I'm going to look like a butch. :( She does look pretty nice, tho.
On the other side, I haven't seen one single evidence to back up her claims of her being into "androgyny" at all until now with that look. That pin-up style she tried to copy from Ditta could not be considered "androgynous" at all and before that, she always looked girly too. I wish she could just be honest and say she picked that style for the event and move on. Fuck celebrities and their lies to look "cool".
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:25am.
...Whenever I see ERW, I don't think "a little controversial." I think, "Eww, you fucked Marilyn Manson..."
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While that is true, I give her credit for not marrying him- LOOKING AT YOU DITA!
What really bugs me about the show (and even the books) is that EVERYBODY wants Sookie and I can't even understand why. Yeah, she has special powers and I can see how some people and supernatural groups want to use that to their advantage, but why does everyone want to bed her? It gets so old book after book, episode after episode of everyone and their mom fighting over this chick and she's not even that cute!
This season will especially piss me off because ASkars is mine! (in my dreams, anyway) :(
Anyway, OT: ERW has always been very annoying to me because everything she does is for attention. The hair, dating Manson, everything. Nothing genuine about her.
from what i have seen in other pics of ERW she has pretty bad skin and wears waaaay too much makeup to cover it up. it makes her look old.
rutina is looking too old for her age in this pic too. that dress makes her look like a 50ish woman in her sunday go to meeting clothes.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr...
*leaves thread*
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:25am.
...Whenever I see ERW, I don't think "a little controversial." I think, "Eww, you fucked Marilyn Manson..."
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^^THIS^^
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:25am.
Whenever I see ERW, I don't think "a little controversial." I think, "Eww, you fucked Marilyn Manson."
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WORD to the wordy word word.
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"We're all standing around the toilet together." - Michael K, philosopher
And what in the Ali Lohan HELL happened to ERW's face? She was always so beautiful.
*chanting as always*
Askars looks very GQ! Fierce!
Booooo @ Joe Manganiello wearing shirt & tie! It's a crime to hide that ripped body!
Wow, Evan Rachel Wood looks stunning! Really hot. I love Anna. Rutina looks so pretty and fresh-faced in TB, but I've seen some pictures of her at red carpet events in which she looks so old with the makeup. This is also one of them.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
I will never understand the appeal of Anna Paquin. She's not a particularly good actress and she's fugly as hell. If you ask me, if they wrote Sookie out of "True Blood," I'd be as happy as a clam!
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if she would get that damn snaggle-tooth fixed she wouldn't be half bad looking. the acting still needs work though.
MK must REALLY LOVE Pam. Not one word about the husband.
*chanting as always*
I will never understand the appeal of Anna Paquin. She's not a particularly good actress and she's fugly as hell. If you ask me, if they wrote Sookie out of "True Blood," I'd be as happy as a clam!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:23am.
I HATE vests worn as tops on women. I hate vests on women period.
Agreed. It just looks bloody awful.
Am I the only one who still thinks she is hot? Oh well,I am alone in my opinions on the D today. Hahaha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
what in the satin-clad hell is pam wearing? that should be the real story here.
You know what I want to put my finger on? Her tongue, so she can shut up with that "I'M SO EDGY! I'M SUCH A PRINCE SONG! I'M SO NOW!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
Damn, Deborah Ann Woll is so unbelievably gorgeous
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sookeh = ugleh
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
She looks straight outta a Real L Word photo shoot.
Which is not a bad thing because those girls' hair is AWESOME. :D