Friday, June 24th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Solange "Basement Baby" Knowles (25)
Minka Kelly (31)
Mindy Kaling (32)
Petra Nemcova (32)
Kelly Wigglesworth (34)
Sherry Stringfield (44)
Hope Sandoval (44)
Peter Weller (64)
Mick Fleetwood (69)
Michele Lee (69)
Inside Beyonce's ass cheeks...the sight only her waxer is usually forced to bear.
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GERONIMO!
I see I'm not the only one who is confused by her pit clit.
PS- Retire that 'do, Basement Baby- Sideshow Bob wore it better.
If that bitch is 25, then I'm sober. Her and Catherine Zeta Jones must share the same birth certificate forger.
Solange looks like a man.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
Solange you should have shaved your armpits before putting on that shirt. not a good look.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
HB to Mick Fleetwood - lucky you can play drums like a mofo or you would never have scored hot chicks, you ugly old fart.
Has she got a pierced pit? *I just vommed*
Oh Basement Baby, you don't look a day over 33! How do you do it? Happy Birthday to all the birthday sluts!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
25??
25?! yeah, right...
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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She's 25, but that hairdon't is at least 40 yrs old
Holy cow Hope Sandoval is 44!
I din't even notice the armpit sitchewation. But once you hypercritical bitches pointed it out I realized she is wearing "slut dress" sleeves. Maybe she really is some sort of arm pit puta on the stroll (I love that phrase. I have only ever heard it on Dlist and on AMC in the 70s back when every soap on ABC had whores who decided to leave their evil pimps and marry upstanding doctors).
Congrats Basement Baby, your bottom lip doesnt hit the flo anymore and you're looking less and less like Orlando Bloom in a wig.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Hope Sandoval is 44?! I feel super old now...
"Hypnotized" (with drum intro):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yA2i60AVIw&feature=related
What's going on with her armpit? Did she not wash? And that hair--damnation........
hb to sideshow bob and his seductive armpit.
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
Leave Basement Baby (and her Eryka Badu head)alone!!!!
*chanting as always*
I only know who two of those people are and they're both over 60.
Oh, and somebody needs to tell that cross-dresser in the wig that his mustache is showing.
Sideshow Bob?
Oh and Happy Birthday to Minka Kelly's ass, TEAM MINKA KELLY'S ASS! http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/minka-kelly-is-the-sexiest-woman-alive/mink...
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
Happy Birthday to Derek Jeter's girlfriend.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I ❤ Solange, Happy Birthday girl!
HB to Buckaroo Banzai! http://youtu.be/xnEAPBpSqLQ
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
I just can. not. with that arm pit... looks like a pierced pussy. gross.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 6:15am.
Happy Birfday, Basement Baby. I like you better. But you better check your armpit vulva!
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EWWWW, why did you have to point that out?? With that deodorant crum dangling there it looks like some disgusting X-tube shot.
No HB from me today. For any of them. Meh.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
She is the proof in the pudding regarding her sister's plastic surgery. Imagine if Beyonce had kept her original nose! Ha ha ha ha ha
Her eyebrows.
Happy Bday Solo.
Minka Kelly, Mindy Kaling and Petra Nemcova are all lovely.
i love basement baby's hair...i wish mine could get this big...
happy birthday to all these sluts today...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Damn, girl! Way to emphasize your eighthead.
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twerk those stumps!
Kelly Wigglesworth, I just Googled, was one of the original "Survivor" crew, and now teaches yoga in Mexico. Which is stretching it for being a celebrity.
With "Wigglesworth" as a last name, I demand she be an unmarried librarian or secretary ("Miss Wigglesworth, a word please!")
HB to PETER WELLER, HOPE SANDOVAL&MICK FLEETWOOD, the only relevant HB sluts IMO, of course.
"Beyonce; pink, the color; Pink, the person; hot dogs... basically, anything that is awesome. Snow cones..."
Kelly Kapur from the Office
Happy Birthday, Mindy!!
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
Happy Birfday, Basement Baby. I like you better. But you better check your armpit vulva!
HB also to Mindy, Peter and Mick.
Slim pickins today, huh, MK?
Basement Baby is ONLY 25?
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee