Make Way For A Rojo Caliente Wedding!
The New York Senate voted 33-29 to become the 6th state in the country to legalize same-sex marriage and now I don't have much time to get a part-time job as a catering waiter so I can serve saw dust canapes and Red Hots margaritas at Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon's wedding!
It will now go to Governor Cuomo's desk and he will sign it using a ginger pen (in honor Rojo, of course) as the First Lady of New York Sandra Lee pours him a Gay Pride cocktail made of melted rainbow sherbet and Strawberry Hill. Rojo can become an exquisite summer bride in 30 days. It truly is cocktail time! From CNN:
New York legislators cleared the last major hurdle to legalize same-sex marriage Friday when the state Senate followed the Assembly's lead in approving legislation to do so.Earlier in the day, the Assembly passed a version of the bill that included an amendment about religious institutions. The Friday night vote in the Senate means the legislation's fate is now in the hands of Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who proposed it.
The Senate vote came after lawmakers agreed on an amendment that would help protect religious institutions from potential lawsuits, Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos said.
And I PRAY that some Prop 8 shit doesn't happen to New York. My eyes just can't swallow the sight of more topless famewhores with tape on their mouths and Sharpie marks on their faces. THINK OF THE DUCT TAPE!
ICK !!!!!!!
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{(º,_,º)} Crystal
People seem to forget that Cynthia is ugly too.
I'm patiently waiting for the release of the MK / Mah Boo commemorative engagement tea towel.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I love these guys together. Their body language is always so natural and ...well, together. They give me hope for humanity. (ETA: even while my inability to keep "there, their, they're" straight takes it away!) I really hope they don't fuck that up.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Cynthia Nixon intrigues me.
After all, she was with her male life partner for about 13 years, and I believe had two children with him.
(I could be wrong, too tired to google.)
I wonder if she was sort of a closeted lesbian for that whole time and confused or if she is bisexual?
Rojo strikes me as totally gay.
If Cynthia is bi, I would think Rojo would be nervous that C. might leave her for a guy at some point.
I just wonder what the real deal is in that relationship.
Not that I'll ever know.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:00am.
I still don't know Rojos real name.
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It's Christine Marinoni.
I didn't know either - had to Google. :)
ed 4 sp on Rojo's surname
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Pete Murray Feeler
I still don't know Rojos real name.
If I was a chick and a lesbian there is no way I would marry that fat ginger.
If MK invites all Dlisters to his wedding, I'm picturing like, a giant Moonie wedding in Madison Square Garden.
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GERONIMO!
Huge slap in the face to San Fran (CA.)
Get your house in order, California!
Get with the program.
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GERONIMO!
Does MK have a boyfriend?
They must be celebrating...just a few posts today, you go, MK!
Or are you holding out for Mah Boo?
He looks like he'd be bad in bed.
Just my two cents.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:10am.
chlyn on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:06am.
Of all times, I happen to have some Freixenet in the fridge!!!
/shakes the bottle and sprays all the D-listed commenters/
You know the economy is bad when we can't spray each other with Champagne.
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Don't despair...there's always Andre!
(shudders)
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I've always liked these two and wish them the best. And for all of the Rojo-haters, I believe she was about 6 months pregnant (approx) here and might have been trying to hide it because (if I remember correctly) it seemed that no one even knew she was pregnant until she had the baby. I hope these two get married and stay married for years.
I'm totally against all marriage now...but this is great because I love it when uptight fucks who try to run the world get told "no" and can't have everything their way LOL I hope every gay couple in NY marries, just to spite the puritans and holier-than-thous!!! Go Rojo & Cynthia!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
YAY! I may or may not have been out dancing with the gheys when the DJ annouced its passing. So so fun. Tomorrow's parade is going to be even more fun now!!!!!!!
MK - I am going to stalk your ass tomorrow. I hope you are in/at the parade!
HAPPY PRIDE WEEKEND!!!!!!!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
True, she is probably a swell gal and that's really what matters but, yikes!
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Did Rojo have the saggy boobs fbefore she queefed out the baby? I can't remember. She's always looked like a used car salesman to me.
It's fine by me if the gays want to yoke themselves to one another legally like us straighties can do. Have we seen a nasty gay divorce yet? Oooh, think of the witty insults!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Maybe it's because these two are always in pictures together but they do belong together. They are soul mates and they should be united..just my opinion. I know MK makes fun of Rojo but she looks like she treats Cynthia Nixon extremely well. That is all any woman wants out of a spouse. To be loved and taken care of. Treated kindly and not disrespected...
I'm one of those kooks who doesn't think marriage for anyone should be a concern of the government and the laws. But it is, and gay people have just as much right to a life of constant nagging and suffocating boredom as anyone else.
Congrats to everyone :)
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:55am.
Congratulations on your sanity, New York. Now we only have, what, 44 more states left to acknowledge gay equality?
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I'm not holding my breath waiting for Pennsylvania. Pittsburgh* on one end, Philly on the other and Alabama in between.
Although the city DOES have the fifth largest gay community in the US, last I heard. They deserve the right to get married if they want to.
Six down, 44 to go. Good job, NY and congrats to all the couples who got engaged once they got the news!
Congratulations on your sanity, New York. Now we only have, what, 44 more states left to acknowledge gay equality?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:43am.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:35am.
Congrats to Rojo and MK's future weddings. I can't make it there but please send some cake.
Somebody said that if it happens in New York, it's going to happen everywhere else. Hopefully that person is right.
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Salacious, do you mean Frank Sinatra?
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LOL.. I was trying to remember where I heard that.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:35am.
Congrats to Rojo and MK's future weddings. I can't make it there but please send some cake.
Somebody said that if it happens in New York, it's going to happen everywhere else. Hopefully that person is right.
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Salacious, do you mean Frank Sinatra?
♫ If I can make it there,
I'll make it anywhere,
It's up to you New York, New York ♫
chlyn on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:06am.
Of all times, I happen to have some Freixenet in the fridge!!!
/shakes the bottle and sprays all the D-listed commenters/
You know the economy is bad when we can't spray each other with Champagne.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
Of all times, I happen to have some Freixenet in the fridge!!!
/shakes the bottle and sprays all the D-listed commenters/
Let the wedding bells ring!!! Let the crystal sparkle!!! Let the metallic confetti twinkle and flutter from the sky!!! xoxoxox
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 9:15am
i'm so used to the Dark Age assholes of this world winning everything
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That's probably why this feels ao magical.
Hooray for the gheys! You think Rojo and Cynthia will invite you to the wedding, MK?
oh, and -
THINK OF THE DUCT TAPE!
707 again
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
lunachick, that photo made me 707 [= lol upside down & backwards cuz you've fallen off your chair]
i'm so used to the Dark Age assholes of this world winning everything - well their bullshit finally LOST last night, HUGELY - i think history will show this as a major turning point
let em try a Prop H8 in NY - our side has learned its lessons from that fiasco - and the wind has suddenly left the bigots' sails
even tho Cuomo's a corporate pig otherwise, i give him huge props on this - (and hey Obama, this is what LEADERSHIP and BALLS look like)
Thanks for the Rojo & Cyn pic, MK - they are my fav couple evs!
SNOOPYDANCE
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Congrats New York! As for Rojo, that is an old pic, she just had a baby, wonder what she looks like now.
wha? rojo is ugly at least on the outside. that's not homophobia. she's a big fat lard with flaccid boobs spilling all over the floor. i smell her sweaty and yeasty funk just looking. and she's got eyesockets so deep you could use as hoops for basketball. her teeth are yellow corn kernals and look like joy france's teeth, too fucking many. her hair is plainer than any sunday's 7am and greasy as the shit taken at 11am. SHE IS BOGUS.
but, she's probably a nice person.
oh, and thanks for helping me blow any chance of an invitation to their wedding.
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
Congrats to Rojo and MK's future weddings. I can't make it there but please send some cake.
Somebody said that if it happens in New York, it's going to happen everywhere else. Hopefully that person is right.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Good for NYC. I've softened my stance on this issue over the last few years. While I was always for civil unions and giving marriage rights to anyone in them, I used to be someone who felt strongly that marriage was between a man and a woman. I now feel that it really doesn't matter. While I'm not married, I certainly wouldn't take my marriage any less seriously because gays are allowed to be married, and it wouldn't cheapen it at all. If you think the institution is that fragile, then maybe you didn't think much of it in the first place.
This is a giant step for the gay community, and I'm very glad for them. Love is love.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 7:14am.
I'm female and don't believe in marriage.
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I too came to the same conclusion. Sadly, it was after I got married.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
I once commented to my (now ex-) husband that Mrs.Rojo was the prettiest out of all 4 of those SATC hos.
He scoffed in a homophobic manner.
I'm conservative and a religious Greek Orthodox and I have always supported gay marriage, provided that religious institutions were protected from lawsuits. This law is good. And there had better not be a repeal attempt. Everyone should have equal right under the law to the legal benefits (and liabilities) of marriage.
I would love to be the 200 pound flower girl at Michael K's wedding...going shopping for Spanx today!!
Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 06/24/2011 - 11:17pm.
Yay for New York! I made a photo-chop of what MK and his Boo's upcoming wedding will look like:
http://lunachick71.tumblr.com/private/6893222509/tumblr_lnby31WMFy1qb6ow
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Such a beautiful bride!! *snif*
So MK, all your faithful dlisted commenters will be invited to your wedding to Mah Boo now, right? You better book someplace big like St. Patrick's (or Yankee Stadium), there are so many of us.
Please give us the date ASAP, I need to make an appointment to get my hair did!
I cannot WAIT to see who shows up drunk and all you ignint bitches tryna catch the bouquet.
We need to make all kinds of arrangements - who's bringing the weed to the reception? Lube? Ecstasy?
@Jack, if you get there first, please save me a seat in the back row of the church
*bursts into tears* Our little MK is gettin' MARRIED!!!
It would be more progressive if Rojo was legally recognised as a man.
I can see that she has some massive tits, and I'm sure that there are female reproductive organs hiding underneath those pants (shudder) but let's be real. This is a guy.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
yeah, capitanne, it's a little thing called basic rights. is that too much to be a priority? and is it too hard to sign a dotted line?
your argument is fucking fake and you're using it to hide shit you you really want to say and the hate you want to expell.
what the fuck difference does it make to you? seriously, can you answer that?
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
Submitted by TrashyWilma: "I'm glad NY gays can now create a wedding registry, but real progress is the American people moving away from this archaic recognition of a personal union."
Well, as long as we have it, EVERYONE should be allowed to have it.
It's about time.
The first dominoes are starting to fall. There will be no going back.
Some day, my kids will be amazed that gays weren't allowed to marry. Just as I couldn't believe that black people weren't allowed to ride at the front of the bus (for chrissakes!) or women weren't allowed to own property.
CONGRATULATIONS NEW YORK!!! IT WILL BE A EXTRA SPECIAL AND JOYOUS PRIDE CELEBRATION THIS WEEKEND!!!
Now MK and his Boo Anderson Cooper don't have to leave the state in order to tie the knot! Woohoo!!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Stoney ♥
I'm female and don't believe in marriage. Why does the fucking government need to recognize your love?
I'm glad NY gays can now create a wedding registry, but real progress is the American people moving away from this archaic recognition of a personal union.
Of course, I may just be bitter because I hate weddings. I also hate hearing about your wedding non-stop in the year before it happens, your bridal shower, and your wedding registry at Target where nothing is under $100.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
It's a nice day for a white wedding
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Shiitake happens...
Good mornin Dlisters...
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Boy - these states are really pushing Jolie & Pitt to marry !! They have said " we will marry when all people can get married". Get ready to walk the walk ... bitches.
Good for NY, and good for those politicians who stood up to the party line to get this done finally.
I doubt there will be a Prop 8 situation there, but then again I never thought California of all places would have one, either.
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