Tuesday, June 28th 2011

Lenny Kravitz Prefers The Classics

Looking like the bouncer to the apocalypse gateway, Lenny Kravitz strut his ass all around SoHo in NYC yesterday afternoon while trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. You know, I prefer Lenny's old timey rotary shit (made by Alexander Graham LOOKATME) to the Bluetooth crap that makes hos act and look like crazed schizophrenics. But my only complaint about this mess is how big that phone is. You know how much space that takes up in his manpurse?! It could at least serve other purposes. It should be a phone dildo! Or a phone flask! Or better yet, a dildo phone flask ("Can you fuck me now?")! Now that is a real invention!

Posted by: Michael K


stake_spike's picture

He's a little too old to be playing hipster douche no?

I remember seeing those at Urban Outfitters years ago and wanting one. I miss balancing a phone between my shoulder and ear. You can't do that shit with a blackberry.

kmt310's picture

my brother used to tie the chord of a phone around his belt loop and put the phone in his pocket and take it out to the bars with him. he called it his "mePhone"
then he'd bust it out to ask for girls phone #s. this was like 3 years ago. lenny is officially stealing ideas from my brother.

Sayonara's picture

I miss putting my phone on the cradle.

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FunLuvinCriminal's picture

Would hit it 'till it breaks. After I pulled those gawdawful boots offa dem feets, of course.

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Bunny Rabbit's picture

Never found Lenny Kravitz attractive...until last week, when I saw him as the opening act at a U2 concert. OMFG, he was incredibly hot...when he sang "Come On Get It," my special place got all tingly, lol.

Poopele's picture

Maybe he's calling a talent agency. They might be able to find him some.

Poopele's picture

Maybe he's calling a talent agency. They might be able to find him some.

DDT's picture

Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:34pm.
I had to interview this schizophrenic bitch once at the state hospital since I was in college and it was mandatory, she was always caught around towhn carrying her 4 year old son thrown over her back down the sidewalks and she also drowned her daughter because she was convinced Satan hated girls so she wanted her infant daughter to go straight to heaven. She never had any remorse and claimed many times it was BS she had to be in the state mental hospital. She was off her meds and getting her properly adjusted took some time. I just get enraged at how these mentally ill people kill their kids in a horrific way and act like it is no big deal.
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So sad. What's really mind-boggling is that there was a time not so long ago when this would've been considered perfectly acceptable behavior. In fact, in some countries, it still is.

And there was a time when schizophrenics would've been considered 'gifted' and in-touch with higher powers like God, Satan, Zeus, whatever. Messengers, even.

The line between psychology and spirituality is a blurry one, which is very fascinating to me. It is unfortunte, however, that the results are sometimes tragic. If I could change only one thing, it would be that.

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Now, as for Lenny here, homeboy is looking GOOOOD. He's got that "douchey-rock-star" thing going on, but it works for him. He OWNS it. Based on these pics, YES I would.

However, interesting story... I once sat next to him at a restaurant, or so I thought/think, years ago while visiting LA. There was a man who looked exactly like him, talking to someone who looked like his manager, but "Lenny's" mannerisms were way more genteel and, I suppose, effeminate than what he exudes here. Not to say that he's gay, but he seemed more 'gay' IRL than he does on camera. Then again, it may not have been him. A lot of folks there had that look and evidently still do.

WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK

Meatblocks's picture

Tis Jerri Blank ...

that shit was hilarious (i checked out the links). love her appearances on letterman.
so much better than the dressed-up-sam-ronson/chris cocker-inhaling-a-lucky-strike that i thought it was.

strangers with candy -is it on anymore (i just checked & couldn't find it)

-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT

catapostrophe's picture

It's cool that he still has fun dressing like a rock star and pulling off weird boots and pants and gadgets in public even though he's pushing 50. He'd look boring if he had any amount of self-respect.

suckandfuck's picture

WE HATE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:06am.">

Yes, she must co-blog next vacay-cay. I put in a good word for you, dear!

grommet's picture

I am so into that thing!

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:06am: "99% of the comments on this board are from, sadly, fish - and fish have zero interest in sizemeat. Fish are interested only in how much money they can rip off from a man (aka "str8 guy").

We hate fish!"

Tsk, tsk. Mae West would never say such things. Besides, fish is really good for you (just watch out for the mercury content).

MJF's picture

HAhahaha! I bought Mr. MJF one of these as a gag gift for Christmas last year! I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd seen in quite a while. One of the kids quickly claimed it however when he deemed it too dorky for use. Bummer. I kinda want it back now.

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Bjork You's picture

Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 9:56pm: "egad, i'd kill to hold a phone like that again. something with weight. remember those? slow ass rotary and all, i'd put up with that again AND the 4 foot leash to the wall.

bjork you, thanks for answering that question(g.v.) -i never would have gotten that, he looks so different (almost like a cartoon).
who is yours? i have 2 guesses but am afraid of committing a sfp."

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Tis Jerri Blank, a character created and played by Amy Sedaris from the Comedy Central show "Strangers with Candy."

Meet Jerri, a 47-year-old high school drop out, drug addict, and ex-con who is getting her life together by moving back home and finishing high school. Here she at home, with her stepmother and stepbrother (they hate her) and her father:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjuAMJLaD7E&feature=related

Some quotes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6epnDpt0Qg

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 8:06am.

99% of the comments on this board are from, sadly, fish - and fish have zero interest in sizemeat. Fish are interested only in how much money they can rip off from a man (aka "str8 guy").

We hate fish!
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So you've said. That's so shallow of the fishes, huh?

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

99% of the comments on this board are from, sadly, fish - and fish have zero interest in sizemeat. Fish are interested only in how much money they can rip off from a man (aka "str8 guy").

We hate fish!

kanderso's picture

If anyone else was using that phone, I'd call them an asshole. But Lenny makes it kinda cool somehow.

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Bjork You's picture

I'm a slut, so when he called, coming over and looking like this, I buzzed him right up:
http://hunger-games.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lenny-kravitz-30...

And since I'm a slut, and a rather forgiving one at that, I took him back. He was all like, strip in front of me and come over here on this chair:
http://delirium.concerts.free.fr/lenny_kravitz.jpg

I obeyed. All was forgiven.

SarahR.'s picture

Bjork that was a masterpiece! More of those pictorials please.

Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.

madam ex's picture

I just think that is fkn stupid.

Bjork You's picture

It was such a great booty call. First, he came over, we fucked, again, and again, and again, I thought I was going to die. Then, we took a shower, and I snapped this photo:

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images/2009/5/lenny-kravitz-butt-nsfw-1.jp...

And then he made me breakfast:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Jg1pj2FKjQ/Tfj_E_2cp-I/AAAAAAAABAQ/PtJGb4SCRT...

And then we fucked some more (coffee after sex is nice):
http://hitdanback.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lenny-kravitz-shirtless...

I had some errands to run, so we agreed to meet up at a cafe, and he showed up in this:
http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/article-1314850...

I haven't returned his calls since.

Stan Hooper's picture

KUDOS TO LENNY!!

Cell phones emit radiation that's like a small microwave oven and therefore damage cells in the long run. Love that YUBZ retro headset cause it keeps your brain from cooking

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Migraineuse's picture

I hate cell phones, but for some reason I LOVE that thing. I might actually buy one.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by dcgirl on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 10:06pm.

It's so common that I assumed that the guy near me in the grocery store last week who was aggressively finger-pointing and seemed to be vehemently cursing out pizzas in the freezer case was talking on a Bluetooth. Turned out he had no Bluetooth and was actually cursing out the pizzas.

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OMG, HILARIOUS description!

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d-nice's picture

Can you F me now! that was the best~
Keep it cumming...

Hekki's picture

What he really needs is one of those rubbery wedge things to attach to it so that you can lean your head to one side and have hands-free. I used to get those for my office phones.

Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef's picture

Wow! Lenny K handling his gigantic black piece in public? It must be my birthday!

chicagokristi's picture

I kinda love this, but then again I love nostalgic shit like this even if it borders on hipster douche-y. Plus, Lenny is the hotness.

Whamo's picture

Please tell me these phones aren't the next big thing. You might have an impressive bulge carrying it in your front pocket but sitting down could be a bit uncomfortable.

Goldigga's picture

I LOVE Mrs Patrick Campbell...and this is coming from a yucky stink fish! ;)

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Daniee's picture

@super martian r...
Awww,..... you too dear. And apologies for going on such a serious tagent, that's really not like me! I am a goofy, slow and gullible girl most of the time.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Lenny is said to be horse-hung (9 inches or longer on the tape measure).

Please post nude photos for verificatia!

justincase's picture

It is geeky but also ergonomic. The shape of it still fits the human hand and face better than the alternatives.

DigiStar's picture

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/7830/

Now you can be just as hip as Lenny.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 9:58pm.
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You sound like an amazing person. :)

Callie's picture

Lenny is still hot but he looks like her verrrry carefully picks out all of his outfits.

I'd get a phone like that if they had a giant yellow and green PlaySkool version.

I wonder if you can hear better with one of these things? I can't hear shit on a cellphone. That might just be because I'm old and can't fucking hear much of anything anyway, but I'd rather just blame technology. Plus, you used to be able to cradle an old receiver against your shoulder, and there's no way to do that with a tiny cell phone.

Lenny Kravitz is hot. I'd swear there was more nudity the first time I saw this this video for "Again," but I guess not.

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Lemonaide on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 10:07pm.

You're dead on with Lee Pace! Oh how I love him on "Pushing Daisies".

Lemonaide's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 9:08pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 9:00pm.

Dee, i avoided looking at the cast till I finished the books, and I just finished (sob) He seems old for the "roll" no??
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Hell! I pictured Cinna as an Asian dude.
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I pictured him as Lee Pace. I can't see Lenny in this role at all.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:20pm.

"think it's pretty irresponsible to use "schizophrenics" in this descriptive/adjective fashion. ...

As a person who also loves someone who suffers from schizophrenia (my dear sister), I personally take no issue with MK's descriptive use of "crazed schizophrenics." People walking around talking into Bluetooths often look mentally ill and they certainly do remind me of my sister.

It's so common that I assumed that the guy near me in the grocery store last week who was aggressively finger-pointing and seemed to be vehemently cursing out pizzas in the freezer case was talking on a Bluetooth. Turned out he had no Bluetooth and was actually cursing out the pizzas.

I wanted a pizza but was hesitant to interrupt because I knew that in his mind he probably had a perfectly legitimate reason to curse out the pizzas. If he stabbed me in the neck, it wouldn't be personal but simply because I had interfered with his showdown. He saw me standing there and after a few seconds, he stopped cursing and politely stepped aside to let me grab the pizza I wanted. Then he went back to acting like some crazed Bluetoother.

Daniee's picture

Moomarse....sorry to hear about your brother. (Hugs) Education and understanding of the illness is very important.
Some people do not seem to understand that it IS genetic and not caused by bad parenting etc., although if someone has the genetic make-up already, some things like severe anxiety and heavy pot use can trigger an episode of psychosis and then, the person may have to stay on medication for the rest of their life to prevent bouts.
The extreme cases that you hear about in the media are definitely the exception. But, it is true that people do hear voices and yes, there are ones that tell them to harm themselves etc., although medication is usually successful at keeping this at bay especially when they begin at the first onset of pyschosis that typically begins in males around the age of 17-27. The meds before the mid-eighties weren't the best, unfortunately and they screwed some people up pretty much permanaently. But, yet, I do know of people who were on those and have had great success with the transition to newer ones and live full lives.
I should come out and say that I am passionate and know so much because I work in the community, not directly with people with schizophrenia and bi-polar, but with their families that support their loved ones and too often, go through so much. The transition that society has been trying to make from institionalization to solely community care is just not working for everyone and there are not enough psychiatric beds in hospital when people need it. I know of cases where police officers will see someone who is having a hard time of it, and take them to hospital only to be turned away.
I think, though, that if people would read more and educate themselves, it would do alot to de-stigmatize the illness. We seriously do not need to fear people with persistent mental illnessses.

Meatblocks's picture

egad, i'd kill to hold a phone like that again. something with weight. remember those? slow ass rotary and all, i'd put up with that again AND the 4 foot leash to the wall.

bjork you, thanks for answering that question(g.v.) -i never would have gotten that, he looks so different (almost like a cartoon).
who is yours? i have 2 guesses but am afraid of committing a sfp.

-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT

little_rascal's picture

Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:39pm.
Looove that man. I'm thinkin he smells real good.
Leather, skin, manly soap.

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I'll bet you're right. Yum.

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Agree, Lenny's got a sheer animal magnetism about him!
KAVORKA!

parissucksliterally's picture

The 16 year old I work with HATES the casting for "The Hunger Games". I am still waiting to get the 2nd book from a friend.....otherwise I will just order it online.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

He is so damn sexy.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 9:17pm.

Dee my niece told me the casting "sucks" I didn't look at it yet. I have the EW but I never opened it, LOL
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I think the casting is pretty good. The actors may not fit the physical descriptions of the books characters, but they are great actors.