Wednesday, June 29th 2011
Running In Heels - The Mission: Impossible Trailer
Here's the first trailer for Mission: Impossible 4 - Ghost Protocol, which proves that not since Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman has a sessy femme fatale worked the soles off of a pair of fuck you heels by running after their rivals. Seriously, if you told a ho this was really a trailer for next year's Running with Heels marathon, they wouldn't say you were lying. They also wouldn't accuse you of lying if you said that most of the movie's post-production budget was spent on erasing "the lure" (aka a dildo on a stick) that made Tommy run run ruuuuuun.
And the only to watch this mess of a trailer is to mute the sound and play this with it:
Mission Impossible 4: - Gimme Gimme Cha Cha Heels!
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Oh, fuck TommyGirl - is that Jeremy Renner?
"Jeremy did not win an Oscar...he was only nominated for one much like Tommy Girl."
While he didn't win an Oscar, he's been nominated back-to-back. First for 'Hurt Locker' and then the following year for 'The Town'. As much as I love Christian Bale and as great as he was in 'The Fighter', I think JR was just as good if not better in 'The Town'. He's an awesome actor and unlike CB he doesn't go nutso method to achieve it.
He's also hot as fuck despite being pocket-sized. I just about cleared my desk in frustration when I found out that the Avengers/Marvel are skipping Comic Con this year. I was banking on seeing his fine little ass. *cries*
Btw, to other JR fans, if you haven't seen the show 'The Unusuals', it has JR in it (looking/being hot) and it's really good. It's on Instant Watch on Netflix. Don't let the stupid straight to video action movie cover turn you off. It was a really clever show that had the misfortune of coming out during the writer's strike. It also has Harold Pirenau (or however you spell his name. You know, Michael from 'Lost') and Adam Goldberg. Really, really quirky and thoroughly enjoyable.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
*puts Tommygirl under microscope*
(He easily fits on glass slide)
*examines minutely for any trace of sex appeal*
Nope, not a scrap.
It's sad that Simon Pegg's the butchest thing on that trailer.
And the plot for shit's sake: someone blew up the Kremlin? Didn't they move out of there and convert it to a McDonalds or a Walmart 10 years ago?
Tommygirl should guest star on ANTM and teach the girls how to run a marathon in a pair of stilettos.
More Simon Pegg, less everything else
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
I love me some Simon Pegg, but not enough to watch this shitshow.
They really can't come up with an original movie idea anymore can they?
"Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:32am.
Actually Daniel Craig lookalike Jeremy Renner was nominated last year, his second for The Town. I tell you he must have stories to tell because some major shit happens at his birthday parties. The ones known at his last one to the public were when Xtina was found drunk in Jeremy's bedroom with some dude and where Blake Lively was all over Ben Affleck."
I would let this man do things to me that would make Jesus cry.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:17am.
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@SpiceDong: I stand corrected. I thought Jeremy won for "The Hurt Locker". Well, he'll win something soon enough. He's that good.
P.S. I love your avatar. I find it very erotic and I would love to see more *LOL* Just wanted to say thank you *s*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
ooooooooo i see that tammy is using his black leather fisting glove in the movie
gawd i hope he takes his shirt off
sweat beads rolling down his
smooth chest
oooo baby oooo baby
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
The Mission Impossible franchise has really gone down hill with the Vanilla Ice, er, I mean Eminem soundtrack.
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
How the fuck is this movie's getting made? MI3 sucked, nobody needs a reprise of that. I bet it's being financed with Scieno money since they're the only ones who are still interested in keeping Tommy Girl in the spotlight.
Tom Cruise always puts out quality product and he's fine as hell. I don't like him as a person but he's really good at what he does.
I'm sure he drove around Hollywood in the 80's blasting Bronski Beat in his sports car.
I can't shit on a trailer with "Won't Back Down" by Eminem. And Pink, holy shit!
"You can send the alarm/You can call out your guards/But I won't... back... down!"
I think there's a reason why it's not a single on mainstream radio. Because it's too bad-ass to get lobbed in with Black Eyed Peas, Bruno Mars, Chris Brown, David Guetta, Jason DeRulo, Justin Bieber, Lil' Wayne, Lupe Fiasco, Maroon 5, OneRepublic, Trey Songs, and every other closeted, fudge-packing recording artist.
As for Mission Impossible? Sign me up. Looks pretty badass, even though Tom Cruise is acting like a narcissistic douchebag these days.
Actually Daniel Craig lookalike Jeremy Renner was nominated last year, his second for The Town. I tell you he must have stories to tell because some major shit happens at his birthday parties. The ones known at his last one to the public were when Xtina was found drunk in Jeremy's bedroom with some dude and where Blake Lively was all over Ben Affleck.
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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:41am.
Blowing up the Kremlin to instigate global nuclear war? Isn't that a little 1988?
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I liked the cold war, at least we knew who the enemy was. I hate these new movies where all the bad guys are terrorist, that's boring the shit out of me.
I need the Red Square, May Day and miles and miles of Russian nukes and soldiers to scare the shit out of me. Ah the good old days!
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AAAAAHHHH!!! I say this all the time to the idiot kids I work with and just get the blank stares!!! WAKE UP!! THEY ARE GONNA INVADE AND REPLACE YOUR XBOX WITH A TRACTOR!!!
However, Soviet high fashion was always hidden from the West...
http://www.schooltube.com/video/0c6ac61618d0e4e65910/Wendys-Commercial-S...
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 10:13am.
Totally Off-Topic (bored w/TG):
Former MTV "Real World" troublemaker David "Puck" Rainey has been arrested on domestic violence charges in L.A.
The 42-year-old ex-reality star was arrested on suspicion of felony corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant.
Puck is being held on $30,000 bail.
Didn't he get in a DUI crash with his little boy in the car last year?
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At 42 this shit is so not funny. Grow the fuck up! Especially since some of your fellow Real World alum are authors, working actors and in Congress. Geez, don't be the ultimate fuck up outta aallllll those people that did that show.
He has an interesting family history and still looks good. He knows how to act and I'm looking forward to Rock of Ages. His religious cult puts on damper on him imo.
He needs to stop trying to be a sessy action hero. Do a thoughtful, indie role. Or comedy. Oh, and stop trying to be straight too.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:42am.
are there any scenes where Tammy diffuses bombs with her fierce walk?
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:14am.
2) Interesting that in the credit it just said, Tom Cruise. NOT Academy Award Winner, Jeremy Renner.
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Jeremy did not win an Oscar...he was only nominated for one much like Tommy Girl. And no one but Tommy gets top billing in his movies. I don't think he has played second fiddle to anyone since Rain Man and A Few Good Men. His ego would not allow it.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Meh.
Totally Off-Topic (bored w/TG):
Former MTV "Real World" troublemaker David "Puck" Rainey has been arrested on domestic violence charges in L.A.
The 42-year-old ex-reality star was arrested on suspicion of felony corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant.
Puck is being held on $30,000 bail.
Didn't he get in a DUI crash with his little boy in the car last year?
Fuck heels. They should’ve just adjusted the camera angle to create the illusion that Tommy isn’t at least 5 inches shorter than everyone else in the film. It worked for Silly Stallone.
Bronski Beat...Jimmy Sommerville!!!!! I miss the old days!!!!
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Vous asseoir ma table;
Il fait si froid, dehors,
Ici c'est confortable
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:47am.
Tommy Girl always recreates the scene from Born in East L.A. where Cheech Palate watches the hot chick in the green dress and high heels.
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I LOVE that movie! "waaaaaaas sapp-en-ing?"
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
*waves to Cupcake*
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:39am.
Jeremy Renner is giving off a Daniel Craig vibe in this movie. I absolutely love Simon Pegg; I'd see it just for him!!!
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ITA!!! I love some Simon Pegg; those 2 are the only reason why I'm interested in the movie whatsoever.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:41am.
Blowing up the Kremlin to instigate global nuclear war? Isn't that a little 1988?
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I liked the cold war, at least we knew who the enemy was. I hate these new movies where all the bad guys are terrorist, that's boring the shit out of me.
I need the Red Square, May Day and miles and miles of Russian nukes and soldiers to scare the shit out of me. Ah the good old days!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:41am.
Brian DePalma has made some of the shittiest movies ever. Just sayin'.
*still traumatized by all those cable reruns of Dressed to Kill*
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True, and I'm not a fan of his work. But Scarface, Carrie and The Untouchables are real movies, whether you like them or not. They're not crappy action summer movies, they're not family cartoons.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
A Marshall Mathers track on this shit?!! Tammy really needs the help I guess. I saw the first MI, I'm good thanks.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Tommy Girl always recreates the scene from Born in East L.A. where Cheech Palate watches the hot chick in the green dress and high heels.
Tommy Girl loves to look over his shoulder and wink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykwa0pnNR2c
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:40am.
Blowing up the Kremlin to intigate global nuclear war? Isn't that a little 1988?
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I keep expecting Dr. Evil to show up, chortling into his crooked little finger.
Maybe they'll ransom the Kremlin for...ONE - MILLION - DOLLARS.
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
The only Impossible Mission is Tommy trying to prove he's not a gay nut bar.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:27am.
Are there nude scenes to show off Tammy's "Pillsbury-Dough-Girl" body and her tinymeat?
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olloolol are there any scenes where Tammy diffuses bombs with her fierce walk?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Brian DePalma has made some of the shittiest movies ever. Just sayin'.
*still traumatized by all those cable reruns of Dressed to Kill*
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
Blowing up the Kremlin to instigate global nuclear war? Isn't that a little 1988?
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Jeremy Renner is giving off a Daniel Craig vibe in this movie. I absolutely love Simon Pegg; I'd see it just for him!!!
Leave Mission Impossible ALONE!!!!
I barely sat thru the first one - I had no idea we were at 4 now. To a true die hard Mission Impossible fan his take blows big time.
The trailer looks pretty solid, FWIW, and I don't think this will bomb, as long as Tommy keeps his crazy antics under control. If if does bomb, however, dude's career is pretty much dead.
That said, I won't be watching it... I saw the last one in theaters and it was like being lobotomized, with all the ridiculous action shots and loud music being hammered into your brain. That movie had more exploding shit than a Michael Bay flick and more editing than an MTV video. The first one was actually charming, and was directed by a Brian DePalma, who makes ACTUAL movies. The last dude and the current director are known for Armageddon and CGI cartoons, for fuck's sake.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Holy shit! How big of dildo was on that stick?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:19am.
Simon Pegg is going to be the best part of that movie.
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^^^^This^^^^
there was not nearly enough of him in that trailer.
bronski beat and eartha kitt...together! this is pure deliciousness...how did i not know about this...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:11am.
Jeremy Renner, yum! Short but so damn cute!
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN CUPCAKE :(
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Busy. I have been packing and unpacking for DAYS! I got three rooms of new furniture, so it is almost like moving but not switching houses, just stuff.
*waves*
Aww, c'mon man! I like Eminem! Don't ruin him for me.
Are there nude scenes to show off Tammy's "Pillsbury-Dough-Girl" body and her tinymeat?
Paula Patton is the worst actress in existence. She only gets roles because she's pretty.
Dear God that is hysterical. I DID mute the trailer and play cha cha heels and it works! It's like the Wizard of Oz/Pink Floyd thing!! MK is one of the great minds of our time...
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 06/29/2011 - 9:12am.
Oh fark! Another blow 'em up sequel with Tiny Tim saving the day! No flippin' bueno!
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LOL!!!! This exactly^^
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