Afternoon Crumbs
Fishsticks in fishnets for Vanity Fair - Celebitchy
The British are coming! The British are coming! I wish I was talking about Prince Hot Ginge's peen, but I'm actually talking about Prince William and Duchess Catherine's visit to Canada - Lainey Gossip
JLo is still trying to play hard to get with American Idol - The Superficial
Charlize Theron is making the Brad Pitt vow - Towleroad
Foofy Foofy, eat your gold plated grill out! Gitte's still got it (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Billy Ray Cyrus' new laptop wallpaper - Hollywood Tuna
The fiery hot secret love child of Prince Hot Ginge and Rojo Caliente. A million times over, I would. - The Daily What
Does Enfamil make a formula with Valtrex in it? - ICYDK
The bedraggled mess that is Snookitina with the bitch who should've won The Voice - Just Jared
Salma Hayek keeps her magnificent chichis under wraps - Popoholic
One of these things does not belong (hint: It's Eva Longoria's low budget ass) - Popsugar
Posh is giving to the little people - The Berry
Why can't they let David Gandy's dick area be great? - OMG Blog
Photos of awesomeness - Cityrag
I'd totally give Scott Speedman's bulging veins a beej - I'm Not Obsesed
I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston's relationship advice is directed at dog friends and their lonely owners - Celebslam
Kids say the darnedest things about how Charlie Sheen should be killed off from Two and a Half Men - SOW
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Well now I know what a shrimp caught in a black net looks like.
The Goopster looks fantastic.
Another win for Photoshop.
I cannot believe that I am typing this, but Fishsticks looks good in that photo, a kind of Park Avenue "Belle du Jour" thing going on, like an afternoon tryst at The Plaza. That said, I hope she starves herself into oblivion.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:12pm.
this line MUST be delivered in a Southern accent that drips sweet tea and mint juleps....
Yes, exactly. I think I recall you (or someone) talking about sticking the knife in while maintaining civility.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:43pm.
Then it's back to "I haven't found the right guy yet" or the more realistic answer, "Look at the divorce rate, I thought I'd cut out the middle man, and by the way, everyone knows Uncle Morty has been cheating on you since 1979....More cake, anyone?"
hahaha. Very nice. And I'm reading that in a silky Southern accent.
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Excellent. I read it as more NY Jewish, but I like the passive aggressive modern Southern Belle twist. Yes, this is the way to go, whores. Even if you are not Southern, this line MUST be delivered in a Southern accent that drips sweet tea and mint juleps....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:43pm.
Then it's back to "I haven't found the right guy yet" or the more realistic answer, "Look at the divorce rate, I thought I'd cut out the middle man, and by the way, everyone knows Uncle Morty has been cheating on you since 1979....More cake, anyone?"
hahaha. Very nice. And I'm reading that in a silky Southern accent.
I saw Prince William giving a speech in French and he did pretty well. The crowd was going nuts over him and Kate, so short of publicly groping a loyal subject or dragging toilet paper on his shoe, he can't go wrong.
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En mon bonheur
I'm from canada and i have to say i dont give a fuck about the royal family and i wish they'd go away
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:28pm.
It's the new, "I haven't found the right guy" answer to your Aunt Louise's question "Why haven't you gotten married yet?" It's not helping anyone but it shuts Aunt Louise the fuck up.
hahahaha. Except that, as things are trending, only Utah (Mormons) and Montana (Brokeback backlash) won't allow gay marriage.
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then it's back to "I haven't found the right guy yet" or the more realistic answer, "Look at the divorce rate, I thought I'd cut out the middle man, and by the way, everyone knows Uncle Morty has been cheating on you since 1979....More cake, anyone?"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Note to Photoshoppers: please remember not to give your woman T. Rex arm, when trying to give her some curves. Short, lopsided arms are not attractive.
Submitted by Stan Dup on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:13pm.
Fishy looks hot...I totally would but I think she's a yapper when having sex...duct tape??
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No, not a yapper...a COMPLAINER!!!!
Can't you see it now... in the throes of passion,"Oh dear, lord no...the chocolate factory is shut down...you know I have my colonic tomorrow...I emailed you my itinerary yesterday...so if you read it, you would ALSO know that I did my power yoga kegel exercises this morning and my vagina needs recuperation and inner peace. Therefore, a handjob, and only a hand job is in order as I just brushed my teeth...let me get my organic hand sanitizer and latex gloves.
HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:28pm.
It's the new, "I haven't found the right guy" answer to your Aunt Louise's question "Why haven't you gotten married yet?" It's not helping anyone but it shuts Aunt Louise the fuck up.
hahahaha. Except that, as things are trending, only Utah (Mormons) and Montana (Brokeback backlash) won't allow gay marriage.
Submitted by Bree on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 2:59pm.
I never understood the "I won't get married until gay people can get married" announcement. Who is that helping? Who is that hurting? Who gives a fuck?
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It's the new, "I haven't found the right guy" answer to your Aunt Louise's question "Why haven't you gotten married yet?" It's not helping anyone but it shuts Aunt Louise the fuck up.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fishy looks hot...I totally would but I think she's a yapper when having sex...duct tape??
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 12:36pm.
Possibly the least sexy thing I've ever seen.
Done in one.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:03pm.
ROFL, exactly! For fuck's sake, do they really think they are THAT important? If they knew anything about the gay people they are trying to "support," they would know that the bible thumping morons who are against gay marriage have such a deep hatred that comes from their core that nobody - especially a celebrity - is going to change that with anything that comes out of their mouths.
I don't think she has sex appeal but she is beautiful.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Salma Hayek = big boobs done RIGHT. Christina Hendricks, take note...you can display your girls, but you don't need to be bringing them up in every other sentence that comes outta your mouth.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I'm sure she's Photoshopped to hell and back, but I think she looks awesome.
That pose is one of the most stuck up things Ive ever seen. ugh.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
OMG will this woman just stop already. There are lots of other women we want to look at and pay attention to! She's takin' up all the fucking space with her no titty, no ass self.
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
she looks like a plank...fishy needs to stop trying to bring the sexy...'cause she has the sex appeal of a wet noodle no matter how much she works out, and how many cleansing microbiotic shit she shoots down her throat and up her anus.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Tsk, what is wrong with you people? Damn near everybody has curves if you pose them right and take the pic from the right angle. I seriously doubt Fishy's been shopped, she just arched her back, stuck out her butt and lifted her leg to accentuate the curve. Braindead morons.
That being said, she does look sexy in an upper west side Manhattan sorta way. I'd hit it like a lower east side Harlem dude would.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 2:51pm.
They photoshopped some curves in. She has a skinny straight body.
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Her ass has always been pancake flat.
major sexy fail..and they photoshopped out the stick sticking out of her butt...loathe this ho.
Submitted by Bree on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 2:59pm.
I never understood the "I won't get married until gay people can get married" announcement. Who is that helping? Who is that hurting? Who gives a fuck?
Ha! Good point. The celebs want us to think they're somehow sacrificing their happiness till gays can marry. In fact they're just postponing their misery.
Yeah, I can see some venal legislator in Sacramento saying, "We need to rush this equal-rights law through. People like Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron have been putting off marrying till it passes."
I never understood the "I won't get married until gay people can get married" announcement. Who is that helping? Who is that hurting? Who gives a fuck?
They photoshopped some curves in. She has a skinny straight body.
I think her body is gorgeous, and her boobs are fine. Not everyone has to buy bolt ons and look like a blow up doll.
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I don’t need all those things that used to bring me joy
You make me such a happy boy (oops- lol)
And honey you’ll always be the only for me
Meeting you was my destiny
-The Spinners
AHAHAHAHA! Those kids re: Charlie Sheen.
"They could put poison in his pudding cup."
XD
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
Wow, that boy looks just like paltrow...
That would make him El Principe Rojo Muy Caliente & Fishticks is a dead ringer for Patsy Stone in her transsexual-phase.
Paris looks so uncomfortable holding that baby....you can tell she'll have a night nurse and a Nanny while she is still pregnant. If G-D FORBID she ever gets pregnant.
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I don’t need all those things that used to bring me joy
You make me such a happy boy (oops- lol)
And honey you’ll always be the only for me
Meeting you was my destiny
-The Spinners
Now that's just nasty!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Aw, gross. Look at Parisite holding that poor baby. Look at her hands! She's got ET fingers. They could wrap around that baby's entire head in one fist!
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
You couldn't bless us with Salma's cleavage could you?! CRUEL
Paltrow topless: ICK. NAST. Don't do that to us again!
Her mamma loves her.
Maybe.
Tasting Whamo's hide aside, I don't get why this twig thinks she's the arbiter of anything. She's a stuck-up snot who hasn't had a hit in several years.
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
fishy is not getting enough attention at home...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I know most of you hate the shit out of her but I think this chick is sexy as shit and you can all bite me! lol
Gwynnie trying to act all sexy further proves that Chris is getting it elsewhere. Gwynnie, stop trying so hard. Somebody will love you, some day. Maybe.
Put some fucking clothes on fishsticks.
Photoshopped to HELL AND BACK. And I love how the Daily FAIL attributes her "flawless" physique to her braindead, hipster diet and getting up at 4:30 in the morning to work out. You know, instead of good ole PHOTOSHOP. Look at her in regular pictures. Bitch looks nothing like that.
Also, how fucking narcissistic (and devoid of a proper LIFE) do you have to be to get up that early every day and exercise for hours?
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
She looks pretty hairy. Yum!
I hate it when the calculating ones act all coy. I like my women honest (and my men too, for that matter).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
(Just remember, Cow Appreciation Day is July 8th, with thanks to Becky)
David Gandy is a fucking perfect creature.
Shame they amputated his dick to get that photo.
Something about the fact she is annoying as HELL turns the hot factor down a notch. I still would, though. TWICE
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.