Friday, July 1st 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 30th!
With his bank account dwindling, Kevin Federline attends an open casting call for a Fresno-area production of Avatar: The Musical. - SteelCityGirl
Runners-up:
Now we finally know where Angelina hid Brad's balls. - islandgirl
There's Something About Michelle Rodriguez coming to a theater near you this summer! - Wanted
via WOW Report
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Congratulations to SCG and the runners-up! Funny captions on this one!
congrats SCG, Wanted (lol) and my darling IG!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Funny! Now what's the real story with this guy: the cornrows, the fake tits, the mismatched twig and extra-large berries, the Norman castle?
Thank you! I think this is one of the best days of my life as a writer. I've been a fan of dlisted for years. lol! :)
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Thanks, guys! And congrats to SteelCityGirl and Wanted. :)
Is that a rubber ducky in there? congrats hos...happy friday.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
BALLS OUT BABIES!
GRUNTCATS!
*chanting as always*
Congrats funny people! Yay! SCG, IG :), and wanted!
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Heidi Montag's spare parts are on blue light special.
Don't worry, we offer remedial classes here at the GaGa Tuck School.
Paris Hilton could easily smuggle coke in her cooch but had a little more troube smuggling grapefruits.
I ... I have the weirdest boner right now. 0_0
At least his boobs are perky.
You know it's been a while since you've gotten laid when your balls are bigger than your breasts.
Lady Gaga went balls out to audition for the Blue Mon Group.
Blue Man Poop.
Trace Cyrus shows us why he's just like a horse in more ways than 1.
Ripley's Believe it or Not: James Cameron showed up as an extra on Avatar.
He was immediately terminated.
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GERONIMO!
Yes, Icehouse...I get it, you have a new look.
But I just freeze every time I see through you and
it's all over you, electric blue.
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GERONIMO!
Cornholio rows.
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GERONIMO!
The Cisco Adler/Blue Man Group remake of "10" hit the wall pretty quickly.
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GERONIMO!
I don't see how the new Smurf movie is going to be rated G.
Axl Rose is an attention whore, but deservedly so.
No wonder why Ben Affleck fell for Jennifer Garner on the set of the Daredevil.
Granted, Anthony Weiner is in turmoil over losing his job as a congressman, but he's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks he's going to be playing Mystique in the next X-Men movie.
Looks like Lady CaCa's tuck game is slipping!
Lara Crotch strikes a pose...
The lovechild of Jamie Lee Curtis and Lady Gaga.
Mystake
Tom Cruise's dream woman.
X-Men reject: Miss-deek
this must be a remake of Charlize Theron's Aeon Flux.
Which came first, the chick or the huevos?
Eat Your Heart Out Bo Derek
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♫Let me be your salty dog
Or I won't be your little man at all
Snowy let me be your salty dog...♫
The Blue Man Boob and Crotch Tube Troop
When in Hollywood, do as the Scientologists do.
Just don't ask where he keeps his packed lunch.
Blue balls top and bottom.
Transvatar
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Waking Up Next To This May Be The Only Thing That Will Make Charlie Sheen Seek Help.
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♫I used to be a swinger, until Snowy wrapped me 'round her finger, just like a Yo-Yo...♫
all great artists had it: the blue period-- picasso, and lady gaga (case in point.)
countess luann now trying out for blueman group.
See, I told you so! Angie Harmon is a dude! But I didn't know she was that big of a dude.
Is that Jeff Bridges? The sequel to Tron is NOT going well.
What did one boob say to the other boob?
We better stay up high or people will think we're nuts.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West