NO SUIT FOR YOU!!
The lovely and top heavy ginge known as Christina Hendricks should officially change her name to OCHO CHICHI and slap that shit on the back of her Hall of Famewhoring jersey!! Lucky Magazine reports (via Popeater), that she can't walk in to a Wal-Mart like a normal ho and find a bathing suit that will fit her full figured ass.
She tells Lucky, "It's really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts, you either get smooshed down or there's no support." The Queen of chichis just burped out a SALINE PLEASE!!! Bitch yammered on that her and her husband have "sketched out designs".
To all the women out there that "have breasts" who have been soaking in solitude in their bathtubs while crying tears of leche from the 3rd degree burns they received from their cheesy ass sun lamp because they can't find a swimsuit to wear in public, FEAR NOT, Christina feels your pain (not really)! I guess shit has changed from back when she didn't have breasts!
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I think I read somewhere that Christina Hendricks has always acknowledged that there was a point in time where she did whatever she had to so that she was the standard Hollywood skinny actress-type. Then she got tired of how much work it was. Voila- lobster! I mean uh, which is the reason she's got all kinds of curves these days!
Of course it does kind of get annoying to hear crap about 'how difficult it is to find clothing to fit' (which I've had trouble with thanks to being short then combine really small waist with T&A = me...so of course I'm paying attention when someone else starts saying what I've said for something around foreeeeever) and it's always the people who know damn well they've got enough money to hire someone to be their full-time private seamstress/tailor, thereby eliminating their privileges to the claim that 'nothing fits them'.
If they get to think they're special then we ALL should - just like when everyone gets a trophy, even the losers.
Thank you! When is this slob going to stop lying about getting a boob job that makes her look like a flotation device. All she does is blather on about what a burden her natural endowment is, when there are pictures from her modeling days sporting an A-cup. What, she grew 55GGGs in her 20s? Sure.
She has obviously never heard of "THE WIZARD OF BRAS" in Monrovia. It's a store that specializes in swimwear for women with large breasts.
There. Fixed.
Submitted by Slutleena on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:33pm.
I'm a 36D
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How YOU doin?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bitch is finally realizing that she went WAY too big and now she's paying the physical price. Too bad, previous pix of her show she was small- breasted, so to be crying now is bs. Fuck her and her chichi's (yeah, yeah I know how you pervs will respond to that last statement even before hitting the "Post Comment" button).
I'm a 36D and I prefer padding but not a lot. I'm self conscience about my nips being noticeable.
Walmart has swim suits for full busted or figured women. They just happen to be butt ugly. I've been shopping for bathing suits for an upcoming trip and decided to check out Wallywords. They look like they ripped up brightly colored polyester outfits in my great grannies closet and made them into bathing suits.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Smack the Pony, "Buying a Bra":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqacriJ-O0
OK, Jack, after reading this post, I've upgraded you to B-.
This is so fucking pathetic.
Like a woman with her money can't get a suit custom-made.
Just another opportunity to talk about her gigantic, fake (oh, excuse me, real) udders.
I do like her, though.
God help me.
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GERONIMO!
Let me clarify my last statement: I'm sick of CH yapping about her bazonkas, but I LOVES when Jacko talks titties!
*chanting as always*
I got nothing but sympathy for this chick, in terms of the reality of carrying around funbags, whether you bought 'em or grew 'em natural-like, not just a result of being fat. I carry around watermelons and dream of the day I'm old enough to not care about the fun parts of having bewbies, when I can have them reduced (which sounds so scary). Having said that, even I am sick to death of hearing about this bitch's bewbs!
*chanting as always*
Pink people remind me of mice
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:43pm.
I consider it my workaday soft porn. :)
Fake Tits AND a Fake Ginge too? (she's a natural blonde)
When will it all end!!!
but that cleavage in your pits ain't tits, bitch!
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
She looks good. The portable bike rack is suitably contained in a dress that actually fits her. Doesn't happen often.
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:41pm.
I'm jealous! My fiance's sister is very tall, has long legs, is thin and small chested but I am so damn jealous of her. She can wear cute little shirts that I could NEVER wear. Her legs go on for miles and look so cute in denim shorts. She's a dancer who looks pretty much elegant in anything she wears and I look like an oompa loompa. She is seven years younger than me and looks more like a woman than I do.
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Yeah, but is she a DLISTER???? Huh? Huh? I'll bet not...*offers Slurpee half a Slim Jim and some PURPLE DRANK*...Yeah, she doesn't look so special now, huh? *hic*...Do we have a ride home? *hic*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 6:41pm.
Have I mentioned that I love these threads? Because I do. Love them, that is
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Hahahahaha...why Rusty, I do believe you've mentioned that somewhere along the way.
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En mon bonheur
Have I mentioned that I love these threads? Because I do. Love them, that is.
I'm a 38D and this is my bra: https://www.olgaintimates.com/index.cfm/page/the-collection/action/detai.... No padding, you can see my nips through it because it is lace so I can never flash my bra at anyone. The one I have is a minimizer and very comfortable. They sometimes release it in pink, blue, purple, red.
I'm just sick of the "gap" in pants for us big bootied girls. My butt is 39" but my waist is 30" and you could park a car in the space in the back of my pants.
Insecure overweight woman talking about her boobs, shocking. Don't look down, look at these, look up here! I would rather look like a Victoria Secret model than Mrs. Butterworth, but whatever floats your boat. Just duck and cover when those Spanx come down, a pressure release of that magnitude could kill someone.
Thanks Jack! The boobs just made my day!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 4:56pm.
Ugh, I am not even "big" chested and I HATE that it's hard to find a bra that isn't padded. It's annoying
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Yeah, what is UP with that? Ok....a little covering to hide the nipples but EVERY SINGLE BRA is padded like I'm 13 again. What IS that!? Why are we doing that?
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I know! I had that conversation with my daughter. I don't need padding and really don't want it and when I told her that, she looked scandalized;
Her: "But Maman! People can see your boobs, otherwise. You're exposed if you don't have padding. EWWW!"
Me: "Uh, ok. That's bad?"
How in the age of zero dignity and discretion (Lilo, Coco and Amber Rose, you KNOW Imma lookin' at you) can not wearing a padded bra be so bad?
*scratching head*
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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:41pm.
I'm jealous! My fiance's sister is very tall, has long legs, is thin and small chested but I am so damn jealous of her. She can wear cute little shirts that I could NEVER wear. Her legs go on for miles and look so cute in denim shorts. She's a dancer who looks pretty much elegant in anything she wears and I look like an oompa loompa. She is seven years younger than me and looks more like a woman than I do.
*cries*
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 1:46pm.
Just put on a grandma suit with a skirt like the rest of the obese women do
ahahahhahaha *fist bump* remember that pic of her in that black one piece and everyone was like "SHE'S NOT FAT YOU EVIL PEOPLE"
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
LOL JACKO nice post!
As for CH, SO LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT WHALE!!
*looks around thread* has stoney been here yet?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 3:41pm.
I used to lament my small titties, now I don't! Can sleep on my stomach and shirts fit me better! Plus, I got an awesome set of legs and a killer ass so SUCK IT1
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I'd like to get a breast reduction. I envy smaller breasted girls. They don't deal with sagging or looking matronly in certain clothing.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 4:56pm.
Ugh, I am not even "big" chested and I HATE that it's hard to find a bra that isn't padded. It's annoying
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Yeah, what is UP with that? Ok....a little covering to hide the nipples but EVERY SINGLE BRA is padded like I'm 13 again. What IS that!? Why are we doing that?
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Designers need to get their SHIT TOGETHER. I don't know WHO they are making their clothes for, but it's not US.
Also, Christina needs to keep her chichis OUT, because when they're out, she looks sexy. When they're covered she looks fat and matronly.
Thus spake Hekki.
Ugh, I am not even "big" chested and I HATE that it's hard to find a bra that isn't padded. It's annoying.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by WickedZombie on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 1:17pm.
Bitch ain't lyin'! Bathing suits for fat girls (such as myself) have like A-cup bustlines, when everybody and their gay, racist clothing designer knows that fat women don't HAVE A-cup sized tits. And they're always fucking padded. WTF is up with that. We don't need the help in that department, assholes.
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I recently ordered a minimizer bra (Jack just fainted at the thought of a bra that makes boobs look smaller ON PURPOSE) and it was PADDED. A *padded* minimizer bra. WHOOO. THE. FUUUUCK??? would design such a thing?
Wow who knew so many Dlisted chicas have the big tittays?!
TEAM BIG BOOBIES
What, is Jack talking about boobs again? Shocking! lol
"She tells Lucky, "It's really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts, you either get smooshed down or there's no support." "
This^^ is DA SIMPLE TROOF, though! Her boobs happen to be store-bought but it IS hard to find stuff that fits and is flattering. Same with sports bras, BTW.
*readjusts boobs for the 75th time today*
My mom has big boobs (which she did not pass on to me, selfish hag) and she was sick of not finding clothes to fit. She took sewing classes so she could make adjustments to her clothes.
But I think it is hard for anyone to find bathing suits that fit right. Thank god for cover ups.
she's exactly correct. Anyone who has bigger than a d cup has a HELL of a time finding a bathing suit. It's RARE for them to come in cup sizes and even then, the styles are limited. I wear a 36F... and I'm a size 8 on the bottom. You think ANYONE makes a one piece that fits me?
I used to lament my small titties, now I don't! Can sleep on my stomach and shirts fit me better! Plus, I got an awesome set of legs and a killer ass so SUCK IT1
Bitch, please. I have a figure like hers, and while it's hard to find clothes that fit, swimsuits and bikinis are precisely the kind of clothes that LOOK GOOD on our figure type.
She's just a tad overweight (as am I), so that should really be her excuse.
Ugh again about how hard it is having big boobs. If it's so difficult, she should just get the implants removed.
I think SHE thinks that her bewbz are the only thing she's got going for her. Cuz that's all she talks about!
Whenever I'm mesmerized by her chichis, I think of this picture:
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/spl151457_02...
Which reminds me of...
http://rawhem.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/joker.jpg
She'd be a fucking awesome wet nurse.
If I were straight I would totally hit on her!
This bitch has tits? I had no idea!
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TV - a thank you card every hour would be a fluffing from ... whom? I will fight you to be first in line. Meanwhile, I like boob talk. I'd love some pics, too, butt ... can't always have everything I want most days
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
She's beautiful and a good actress but PLEASE, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR TITS. I really, really want to like you but she sounds like she has the personality of a brassiere.
I just find it amusing that this voluptuous creature was posted directly following Flatchest Fishsticks (give the girl a sandwich)Paltrow.
I'd like to have smaller bazooms. I think little bewbs are really nice.
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@WT...moldy German cucumbers is also a metaphor for her career....
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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..
I have to buy the big girl swim suit and take in the waist. It's the only way it'll work for me.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
She should send them a thank you card at least once an hour, without them she's working at WalMart in the swimsuit department.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 2:05pm.
Give it a couple of years and those jewels will be dangling down like a couple of moldy German cucumbers...Then she can stuff them in her panty hose...problem solved...
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ohhhhh shit LMAO @ "moldy German cucumbers"....grosssss
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