The "Over The Moon" Watch: Denise Richards Edition
Denise Richards usually looks like she was just caught in the headlights of a spaceship that flew over the moon on an empty tank of gas before crashing outside of Charlie Sheen's octagon, but that doesn't mean she has the right to commit a first-degree OVER THE MOON violation, but she just did! Denise has adopted a new baby friend from here in the US and announced it on Twatter last night:
Thank you all for your sweet messages. The girls and I are over the moon and so is my dad Grandpa Irv...xo
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Denise named her third daughter Eloise Joni after her mother who died of cancer 4 years ago.
Look, my soul is planking over a puddle of happiness (not really) that Denise got herself a baby who doesn't have a drop of tiger blood and doesn't have to play nice with the warlock's whores every other week. Good for her etc..etc... But Denise going satellite humping over adopting a kid is inexcusable as is her stuffing words into Grandpa Irv's mouf! Grandpa Irv would never beat the dead moon with his mouth like so many celebwhores do!
Denise knows what it feels like to have overexcited strangers on top of her and yet she does the same thing to the moon?! Shame: I'm serving Denise a giant cup of some!
And woe is Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's twin boys, because even though they wrote "PLEASE SAVE US" in their slobber on Denise's driveway every morning, she didn't get the hint. Oh, well, they can always resubmit their transfer applications to the wolves again.
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I like Denise a little more. She gets Sheen money so she has more than enough to adopt 10 kids if she wanted to. It's always nice to hear of someone who opens their heart and home to a kid, especially kids in their own country who are just as in need as Third World babies.
She also gets Brownie points for not going all Aniston (who doesn't want a kid who didn't come from her twat) or getting knocked up by a sperm donor (which is actual quite cruel to a dude). She took in an unwanted kid and that deserves kudos.
OMFG, give me a break. I can't remember the last time I have seen Denise or her kids. 'They seem so miserable' Really? Well, if the look miserable, then they must be. *eye roll* There are a lot of kids walking around looking happy as can be but get the shit beat out of them on a regular basis. Y'all don't know what goes on in her home. And, why the hell should she base ever decision she make around the drama her ex is constantly getting himself into? She has full custody of those girls and she also offered to take custody of Brooke and Charlies' boys until Brooke got her shit together. Not many women would open up their home to their ex's children. Especially when both of them bashed her to every magazine/tv show for simply putting her kids on her show. And, now look at the both of them.
If Denise wants to adopt a child, that is her business. Y'all don't know how long this adoption process took. But, in true dlister's fashion you bitch and moan about how you THINK it happened. Kudos to her for opening her home to a child that could have possibly spent her life in foster care. The ones talking shit probably aren't offering their home to anybody.
The fact that Charlie can do all he has done and still have fans just goes to show what fucking idiots people are. Some of you sound just as crazy as you make some of these celebrities out to be.
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Sam and Lola both always look so sad and miserable. I don't think I have ever seen either one of those girls ever smile. But kudos to Denise for at least buying American unlike most of the celeb "adoptions" (purchases)who go to some third world country to buy their latest accessories.
I usually feel bad for Denise and Charlie's girls because not unlike the Lohans they have pulled the genetic short straw being children of both Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen - having said that Denise is behaving much better these days, and I'm happy that she's happy.
I know a lovely momma gorilla who could probably give all those kids a wonderful loving sane upbringing. They might not be able to talk, and they might swing on vines in little leopardskin loinclothes, but at least they'll be well adjusted.
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It must be nice to be a celeb and adopt/buy kids and many other people wait years to adopt kids.
Right?!!!! Not to mention that she seems to drag those kids out into public for PR photos on a regular basis and they always look frightened and traumatized. Who in their right mind would give this crazy person another child? Just because Sheen is crazier in comparision doesn't make her sane. What kind of social climber opportunist hooks up with someone like Sheen to stay in the spotlight? Great mother indeed.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 9:09am.
"I've Got Your Number Hussy" should be a tag on this.
Totally don't get why celebrities adopt into a home situation that is unstable. Her other kids have a totally insane father. This one has no father.
True, Denise has money and nannies and whatever, the child will probably want for nothing, but I just don't get it when people take on more when what they have going on seems less than ideal. You'd think she'd want to concentrate on the Sheen girls if for no other reason than their dad is a fucked-up wastrel IN PUBLIC no less.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:05am.
Doesn't she have enough trouble raising her own girls without having another to worry about?
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Um no, but their father has enough trouble raising his kids.
Thank you for adopting a baby from the U.S. While other celebs find it fashionable to adopt internationally. There are plenty of children here at home that need parents.
Congrats Denise!
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 10:05am.
Doesn't she have enough trouble raising her own girls without having another to worry about?
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What a racist. Adopting a White American Child. They need to remove that child from that racist environment.
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Doesn't she have enough trouble raising her own girls without having another to worry about?
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
What in the random ass NOT RIGHT hell?! Why??? Damn, attention whoredom is a hell of a drug aint it... Good luck to this little girl cause she's gonna need it!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
"I've Got Your Number Hussy" should be a tag on this.
Totally don't get why celebrities adopt into a home situation that is unstable. Her other kids have a totally insane father. This one has no father.
True, Denise has money and nannies and whatever, the child will probably want for nothing, but I just don't get it when people take on more when what they have going on seems less than ideal. You'd think she'd want to concentrate on the Sheen girls if for no other reason than their dad is a fucked-up wastrel IN PUBLIC no less.
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I still like Charlie better than her.
I'm pretty sure Denise managed to get full custody of the girls from Charlie and doesn't allow him to see them when he's out of control. Brooke could've done the same thing if she had stayed off the crack long enough.
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Submitted by gilwangilwan on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:54am.
Raul will have the Kung Pao poodle.
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suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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Actually I think she is pretty much removed from Sheen altogether. And she actually offered to take his twin boys under her care and Brooke mueller said no way(from rehab).
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Yet San Francisco is trying to block the sale of pets...
Funny how all these SINGLE celebs end up with kids to adopt and so many COUPLES do not.
How the fuck does a person who's personal life that is intertwined with Charlie the Porn Pounder, who regularly ends up on the front page of rag mags manage to get another child? I mean really, who the fuck looked at her file and said "YUP this looks like a nice stable environment to raise a child, if you'd like a couple more just let us know"?
Meanwhile normal childless families go years and years without even getting a serious interview with a child.
We live in one fucked up world I tell you what!
Take your Moon language some place else.
None of us white folks understand your gibberish, nor do we want to.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
first she adopted an American child
and second she actually tried to take care of Charlies twins, she offered to
third I read this crap last night on another website, my guesses is that the child is white
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Yay! I'm so happy for Denise this morning! I think it's great when a sexy, sassy lady gets a blessing from God in the form of a beautiful bundle of joy! I've been admiring Ms. Richards from afar ever since I saw her in "Starship Troopers" and I absolutely adored her "E!" show! I hate it when the media tries to portray her as a "bitch" or worse, a "hussy"! She's got a great body, bright smile, and awesome attitude! You go Denise!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
they let this hooker adopt a child?
and yeah i'm asking the question too...is the child/pet black?
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If DENISE RICHARDS was allowed to adopt a child, I mean her money allowed her, sorry - then anything is possible. It would be interesting to know the race of the little girl, knowing that lately its been a massive trend among the Hollyweird celebs to adopt black "pets". And dont talk to me about charity or maternal instincts, puhleeze... I suspect she's black yet...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:36am.
"... Honestly, Charlie Sheen would be a better candidate for adoption."
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Submitted by Peppy Deerfield on Thu, 06/30/2011 - 7:33am.
I can't believe any person/agency would let a child enter that mess.
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For serious. Any chance a child could come into contact with Carlos should make a giant "NO" stamp appear on an adoption application.
Did she buy this baby under the table?
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I'm surprised she didn't just get a couple of eggs installed.
Maybe the bank is running low on tranny-infested sperm though.
Honestly, Charlie Sheen would be a better candidate for adoption. Denise tried her best to ruin Starship Troopers; she cannot be trusted with anything, let along another human life.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Can't wait for the full of crazy quotes to hit twitter from the warlock.
I can't believe any person/agency would let a child enter that mess.
Is the child black?
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Adoption? No WAY!
She's fit to adopt?
Who is the father?