Jeremy Jackson Thinks Drinking Bottled Water Makes You Bisexual

During the season premiere of Celebrity Rehab, Jeremy Jackson, Hobie from Baywatch turned meth head turned steroid needle fucker, had an insane conversation with resident technician Shelly that went like this:

Shelly: What about bottled water? Are you okay with bottled water?
Jeremy: I...um... You know, in a pinch.
Shelly: In a pinch? What do you mean? What's wrong with bottled water?
Jeremy: That plastic bleaches and causes cancer. And, uh, bisexuality it's been linked to directly
Shelly: Minerals in water....
Jeremy: Yeah.
Shelly: Causes bisexuality?
Jeremy: Yeah, it's been linked anyway.

Oh, Hobie, just because you did ass sex with a bottle of Poland Spring when you were high on meth that one time and it gave your peen the good leaks, doesn't mean you're half-gay. I SWEAR. This isn't a warning that guzzling bottled water will give you a hankering for peen and poon, but it is a warning that mixing meth with roids will feed the part of your brain that operates paranoia and dumbness. Hobie should also know that scientists have reason to believe that his third degree meth face causes asexuality. It's been linked anyway.

But just to be on the safe side, I'm going to send a case of bottled water to Prince Hot Ginge....

via Jezebel

Posted by: Michael K

•

Submitted by gosale777 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:47am.

According to Politico,ASUS NX90JQ-B1, “Democratic officials with knowledge of the negotiations told The New York Times and other outlets that the earlier deadline to reach an agreement reflects the fact that it will take several days to draft legislation and then for the bill to move through Congress.” Don’t fall for it,thinkpad w520, congressional Republicans,JVC GZ-HD6! How long does it take to print something and have an intern messenger it over to the Treasury? Take all the time you need—right up until August 2. If people are honestly that starving they can just order without you,Sony HDR-CX7, so to speak.

Follow us on Twitter,Apple Macbook Pro MC847LL/A, join us on Facebook,Lenovo ThinkPad T410s 2904-GFU, check out our Tumblr,Dell Latitude E6520, and subscribe to our iTunes podcast.

Contributors

Sarah Ball Brett Berk Sasha Bronner Todd Eberle Bruce Feirstein David Friend SunHee Grinnell Bruce Handy Marnie Hanel Michael Hogan Jamie Johnson John Lopez Dee Dee Myers Matt Pressman Todd S. Purdum Hamish Robertson Henry Rollins Mike Ryan Rebecca Sacks Julian Sancton Nell Scovell Krista Smith Marc Spitz Eric Spitznagel Juli Weiner Jim Windolf

相关的主题文章：

Submitted by gosale777 on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:46am.

The Mozilla plan is to include the software within Firefox itself. "We would love to see it embedded in other browsers or Web applications; because it's written only in standards-compliant web technologies,Sony HXR-MC2000U, the code will run in any compliant browser," the programmers added.

(Credit: screenshot by Stephen Shankland/CNET)

Next up is a performance improvements in the form of support for Web Workers, which enable background JavaScript processing tasks. That should improve rendering speed and reduce user-interface delays.

"We intend pdf.js to work in all HTML5-compliant browsers. And that,Panasonic AG-HMC80, by definition, means pdf.js should work equally well on all operating systems that those browsers run on," but right now it requires a nightly build of Firefox, the programmers said. "The [PDF research] paper is rendered less well on other platforms and in older Firefoxen, and even worse in other browsers. But such is life on the bleeding edge of the Web platform."

Mozilla's pdf.js software,Sony HDR-XR520V, which uses Web-based display technologies such as JavaScript and HTML5,Sony HDR-CX500V, now sports a multi-page scroll option on the left.

The file,JVC GZ-HD40, a research paper on fast execution of JavaScript (PDF),Canon HG10, contains formatted text,Panasonic AG-HMC40, graphics, tables,Panasonic AJ HPX2000, and graphical diagrams. With the high-quality rendering,Toshiba Portege R700-S1332 PT311U-01202V, programmers Andreas Gal and Chris Jones declared the pdf.js mature enough to warrant the 0.2 version number yesterday.

Mozilla programmers have achieved a goal to build a PDF reader out of Web programming technology,Dell Alienware M15x, the "pixel-perfect" rendering of a particular file.

Sony PDW-530 Sony PDW-700 Panasonic AJ HPX2000 Panasonic AJ HDX900 Sony PDW-F335L Canon XL H1 Canon XL H1S Sony PMW-EX3 Panasonic AG HPX300 Canon XH A1 Sony HVR-S270U Canon XF305 Panasonic AG HPX370 Sony CineAlta HDW-F900R Canon XF300 JVC GY HM700U Sony HVR-Z7E Sony HDR-FX1 Canon EOS 1D Mark IV Sony HVR-Z7U Sony Handycam DCR VX2100 Panasonic AG-HVX200 Canon XL1 Canon XHA1S Sony HXR-NX5U Canon XF-105 Sony AX2000 Sony HVR-Z5U Mini DV CANON EOS 5D MARK II 24-105MM LENS Apple MacBook Pro 2008 Edition Dell Latitude E6400 XFR hp 8740W Sony HDR-AX2000 Sony HDR-AX2000 HP EliteBook 8740w Canon GL1 Panasonic AG HPX170 Apple MacBook Pro 2009 Panasonic AG HPX170 Panasonic AG HVX200A Sony HDR-FX1000 Panasonic AG-HVX200A Canon XF100 Panasonic AG HVX205A Panasonic AG-DVX100B Canon EOS 5D Mark II Canon EOS 7D Sony Z135GX/S SONY VAIO VPCZ13EGX/B Apple MacBook Pro MB471LL/A Canon EOS 7D 70-300MM Lens Sony NEXVG10 Interchangeable Lens Handycam Camcorder Sony HVR-V1U JVC GY HM100U HP EliteBook 8740w XT910UT Apple MacBook Pro 2007 Edition Panasonic AG-HMC150

The pdf.js project, introduced to the world in June, uses JavaScript and HTML5's Canvas For to process and display the file. Version 0.2 adds a better user interface,JVC GZ-HD6, support for TrueType fonts,Panasonic AG-HVX200, improved graphics abilities,Canon Vixia HF G10, and more. For a look at how the Web-based tool performs,ASUS G73SW-XT1, you can read the JavaScript paper with pdf.js online,Panasonic AG-HVX200A, too. It works with Firefox in my tests,Canon GL2, but other browsers aren't supported--yet.

A big missing feature,THINKPAD T400S, though, is the ability to copy text. That relies on a later phase of work that could use the SVG (Scalable Vector Graphics) standard.

Also on the list is a more ambitious test document,Canon Wide Angle EF 35mm f/1.4L USM Autofocus Lens, the official PDF 1.7 specification (PDF), a sprawling 1,310-page,HP EliteBook 8740w XT908UT, 31MB file.

PDF files are widespread on the Net and visible in Google search results,Panasonic AG-DVC30, among other places. But they can be slow to load and in the past relied on an Adobe browser plug-in that behaved very differently from the browser itself. The pdf.js project holds the potential of helping to make PDF a more ordinary document type for browsers.

Google's Chrome has a built-in PDF reader within the browser itself,Sony AX2000, but it's not perfect. It's aware of its shortcomings, though: when it tries to download the PDF reference document,THINKPAD T400, it warns it can't show it all suggests opening it in Adobe Reader.
相关的主题文章：

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 8:53pm.

boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:19pm.

I thought that was a male hippie with long hair and no shirt..... -_- my apologies...

I'm a tranny. I prefer to call myself a girl though now. ;p

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 8:49pm.

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:31pm.
boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

I blame your bisexuality on your avatar... I think I'm becoming a lesbian because of it. *Shudders*

Are you dissin' my goofy Elaine dancin'? lol =0
__________________________________

I thought that was a male hippie with long hair and no shirt..... -_- my apologies...

__________________________________

Please get the fuck out ---->

Submitted by weenvips on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 6:42pm.

input this URL:

( http://www.chic-goods.com/ )

you can find many cheap and high stuff
(jor dan shoes)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB jersey)
( lv handbag)
(cha nel wallet)
(D&G sunglasses)
(ed har dy jacket)

===== http://www.chic-goods.com/ =====

WE ACCEPT PAY PAL PAYMENT
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!

===== http://www.chic-goods.com/ =====

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 6:30pm.

Who is this nobody douche and what the hell is he wearing?

Submitted by Cake666 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 5:29pm.

No Jeremy, but there's lots of female hormones in tap water...so maybe that's why you have tits.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 4:51pm.

Couldn't stand him when he was a kid but find him attractive now and would even more so if he were clean. I hope he gets it this time. Bottled water IS bad in many ways but never heard this bisexuality stance.

______________________________________________
Visit my husband's webcomic DUNGEON HORDES at http://www.drunkduck.com/dungeon_hordes
______________________________________________

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:26pm.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Vid of Jeremy Jackson. Notice there's only ONE bed in the room and a rather cute naked blond guy IN BED. Apparently, JJ's drank a looooot of bottled water!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1W0nwWCb0E

============
YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:23pm.

(a) This POS has pumped his body full of coke; crack; meth; booze; steroids; HGH and basically everything under the sun and he's worried about BOTTLED WATER?!

(b) Time to stock up on bottled water - you know, just to keep my options open!

============
YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:04pm.

Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 3:19pm.

I have never seen or heard of this person before in my life.

That's why we have Michael K. to bring us the dregs of society and shine those turds up like they are golden.

It's a gift really. Michael K. is notorious for giving people who are z-listed 'd' listed status.

I seriously want to make some vids and post 'em on youtube in hopes of M.K. mentioning them. lmao

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 2:01pm.

boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:44pm.

I blame your bisexuality on your avatar... I think I'm becoming a lesbian because of it. *Shudders*

Are you dissin' my goofy Elaine dancin'? lol =0)

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:49pm.

I have never seen or heard of this person before in my life.

Submitted by lizzstar99 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:44pm.

I posted this on ONTD a few days ago. I met Jeremy a few years back and even hung out a few times. I don't know WTF is going on with him but this shit is beyond crazy. He'll inject himself with shit meant for cattle but won't drink water out of a plastic bottle? Yeah, that makes total sense...

Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:06pm.

That's new excuse for Lohan to use when Sam Ron complains about her getting dick on the side.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:03pm.

Uncle Brain-fart -- that's a really good question about Bai Ling -- I have no idea what the fuck she's addicted to. It came out last week that she'd been sexually abused as a young girl, but I don't recall any mention of what exactly it was she's addicted. I remember seeing her drunk off her ass -- maybe that's it? Broad is totally insane.

Louise_Brooks -- oh, that Amy Fisher, she just kills me. She started boo-hooing about how the media has portrayed her as a murderer and that the only thing she could turn to was porn. Uh, she's married with 3 kids, why doesn't her husband work and provide for them? No one will hire her because she's a stupid, ugly, trashy-looking 'ho, that's why she can't get a regular job. I hardly see her as being the type who would be a greeter at Walmart, though.

Submitted by LMA618 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:59pm.

I had to do a presentation on plastic bottles for a speech class. I hit on the toxins, pollution, the fuel it takes to make one..etc. But i missed the bisexuality bit in my power point. Agua de Kulo.

Submitted by TVannie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:38pm.

I think he said leach not bleach.

You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:46pm.

Surprisingly, Michael Lohan is keeping a low profile, at least for now. Bai Ling is one fucked-up mother and Amy Fisher gets on my last nerve. She is so slutty-looking, from the black eyeshadow to the breast implants to the stripper nails. She's in rehab because she gets drunk to do her job as a porn star? Who doesn't get fucked to go to their job (just kidding!)???

ITA on Amy Fischer. I had a major eye rolling incident while she was talking about how "no one will hire me!" so she had to become a porn actress.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:33pm.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:53pm.

Booze. She claims to have an "alcohol allergy."

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:54pm.

For him, it's bottled water that does it. For me, it's vodka.

Smirnoff at CVS in those like 4 gallon plastic jugs. Two birds...

.............
Tough rock climb, cool fall

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:24pm.

For him, it's bottled water that does it. For me, it's vodka.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:23pm.

Meh on Celebrity Rehab so far. Lohan doesn`t bother me too much at this point, but i am seriously considering getting on drugs, just so i could get into Pasadena Recov Center and kick Amy Fisher in the throat...What a fucking annoying bitch... I couldnt help but crack up when Steven was talking shit to her in the preview...
And can someone tell me what Bai Ling is addicted to? I watched that first episode twice and still didnt catch it..
=================================================

"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
--------------------------------------------------
http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:21pm.

bottled water causes dp - FACT

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:20pm.

@Callie, not for all the bottled water in China - he is repulsive - I don't care if he is a chemistry perfesser

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:23pm.

@ESE yeah and someone to have hungover Sunday brunch with!

Of course I was not actually asking for myself. I am Catholic, ya see, and the only water I know about is holy water.

Wait...holy water is sometimes kept in plastic bottles.... ooooh!

*runs to church to tell errbody the news*

Submitted by hotpocket on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:14pm.

Drink up, Jeremy. With your looks, you're going to have to cast a wide net if you ever want to get laid. *Sips Evian, suddenly craves pussay*

Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:01pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:19pm.
Awesome. Now if I could just find a way to offer Mila Kunis an Aquafina on the DL...

I'll be your intermediary if you let me watch.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:28pm.

So, if a guy says "It was the bottled water that made me suck that guy's dick" you should believe him?
---------------------

only if you're looking for a shopping buddy, agirl.

-----------------------------
"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Callie on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:59am.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 1:28pm.
So, if a guy says "It was the bottled water that made me suck that guy's dick" you should believe him?

__________________

Only if that guy is Hobie.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:58am.

So, if a guy says "It was the bottled water that made me suck that guy's dick" you should believe him?

Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:50am.

A chocolate sundae sounds really good right now..

Penis!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:49am.

Awesome. Now if I could just find a way to offer Mila Kunis an Aquafina on the DL...

**************************************
Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Submitted by Ast on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:42am.

What a dumbass!

He's probably heard something about Bisphenol A and plastic phthalates that can leach out into the contents of the plastic container and in great quantities have been linked to cancer, infertility and lowered hormone levels in lab rats and mice.

Submitted by agirl on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:37am.

Yeah, when I want information about carcinogens in plastic water bottles, I just ask the nearest methhead. They do know their chemistry!

Submitted by sarah990 on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:35am.

Bottled Water makes you bisexual? Can someone please point me to the nearest Poland Spring factory? I think Bisexuals are lucky, I always wanted to be attracted to both sexes.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:30am.

No effing clue who this is. I could pass by him at the AMPM and still no tingles or clue. He could be working at the AMPM down the street as far as I know.

Submitted by Stan Dup on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:20am.

As far as drinking and sex goes...if it wasn't for Johnny Walker I don't think I'd be here today!

Amy Fisher is a total pro at her porn job...I've seen her sex tapes!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:16am.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:14am.

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:41am.
sandyisdandy on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:34am.

I would like to blame my bi-sexuality on plastics.

It's all of the plastic people in Hollyweird that done did it to me! Or was it my first plastic dildo? No.

I blame it on Phoebe Price and her freaky implanted cheeks!
_______________________________

I blame your bisexuality on your avatar... I think I'm becoming a lesbian because of it. *Shudders*

__________________________________

Please get the fuck out ---->

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:10am.

I Enjoyed the train wreck that is CR5 very much and no I was not sober while I watched.

Sadly these addicts are being exploited I guess it's a two way street ratings for notoriety and money...I mean ratings for rehabilitation. Yes this show IS a guilty pleasure. What can I do without Mad Men?

It disgusts me when fame whores who are not "celebs" in their own right hang on to the coat tails of their family like Mr. Lohan. He was quite pathetic to watch. I noticed DD cringed each time he mentioned LILO.

I felt sorry for Bai Ling but wondered if she was acting.
Did you see that ritual with the candles? Holy shit! Sean Young's alcohol bloat is destroying what's left of her beauty.

I want to punch Shelly what a sarcastic and patronizing b.

OT this dude is a walking talking toxic waste dump his detox will be messy. Even Dr. Drew couldn't contain his shock.
___________________
'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:42am.

He's confusing estrogen-mimicking chemicals and bisexuality. Not surprising for a meth head.

I'm deeply ashamed of it, but I do like that freak show. Not because it "helps" people, but for the patients' antics. Janice Dickinson faking benzo withdrawal symptoms was a classic.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:31am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:49am.

Okay, then how about QUOTE OF THE DECADE!

*************************************
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:28am.

EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:37am.

oh, come on!!... you're just reaching to instigate a tizzy with that one!

I'm not an instigator! I'm a kissing bandit!

*pinches your hiney and when you turn around to see who pinched you on the hiney, gives you a quick kiss on the cheek and runs like the Dickens*

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:19am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:45am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

****************************

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! QUOTE.OF.THE.DAY!

ELB, can I use that as my siggie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! You funny British bastard!

Submitted by Saix on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:02am.

Submitted by El Bastardo

Tina Turner shot the wrong Jackson.

----

LMAO. This is my favorite quote of the year.

Quote of the day? Saix gave me quote of the year! :)

I'd be honoured to be your siggy!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:15am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

****************************

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! QUOTE.OF.THE.DAY!

ELB, can I use that as my siggie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! You funny British bastard!

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:15am.

El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.

You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Not true. Not true, Sir. You can do that to yourself and be considered a monosexual.

I'm an ambidextrous bisexual, but, that's another story.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:12am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.

You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
----------------------------------------

somewhere out there in the world, sucky just climaxed... and you're to blame... i hope that you're proud of yourself!

-----------------------------
"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by Spacey on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:11am.

sandyisdandy on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:34am.

I would like to blame my bi-sexuality on plastics.

It's all of the plastic people in Hollyweird that done did it to me! Or was it my first plastic dildo? No.

I blame it on Phoebe Price and her freaky implanted cheeks!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 10:09am.

Pretty much anything you drink has been transported through plastic (writ large) at some point. That's why I stick to wine: it's served in cardboard.

.............
Tough rock climb, cool fall