Afternoon Crumbs
What's the number to 911? That Chilean wart hog is attacking Danny DeVito! - The Superficial
I hope SamRo's new piece just loves rage texts from a scorned crackhead at 4 in the morning - Lainey Gossip
Nothing says "failing at life" like getting arrested for stalking Parasite Hilton in the year 2011 - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
From the department of Boo Hoo Bitch - Towleroad
Lily Allen does not look like Lily Allen in Elle UK - Celebitchy
JWoww's titty sacks look like they are just trying to escape to her armpit - Hollywood Tuna
Brad Whitford is looking awful! - Just Jared
Beyonce's wig gets its own Vogue Italia spread - The Berry
At this point, roasting Charlie Sheen is like roasting burnt crack rock remnants on a plastic spoon - ICYDK
Breaking: Miranda Kerr pumps her own gas - Popoholic
Lazy baby is lazy - Cityrag
Trouty lips is getting sent up the river - OMG Blog
Holly Madison wearing a dress made from the wallpaper samples from a book my abuelita snatched from Home Depot - Hollywood Rag
Someone's pissed off (GONG, etc) - Videogum
Evan Rachel Wood is back with Billy Elliot - I'm Not Obsessed
The gut brand on Reese Witherspoon looks exactly like the stomach tattoo my cholo cousin got in prison - Popsugar
Attention whoring Simian alert - The Daily What
"What's the number to 911? That Chilean wart hog is attacking Danny DeVito!"
I almost choked myself to death laughing.
:D
Could someone please tell me what this picture is of? I'm very confused as to whether that is a girl or a guy. Looks like a young Ozzie.
Was it "Take a Pig-in-a-Bikini to the Beach" day on the Jersey shore?
gawd, snooki and gang are some fugly looking humans..., so glad this is not my generation...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
MK is freaking me out with memories of when I worked in the Decor section of Home Depot and YES the wall paper book is her look. I never minded people snitching those stupid books.
Lily Allen sounds and looks like a new person. I hope it sticks.
WHO is THAT?
THAT is BEYOND Fugly. There isn't a name for that ugly.
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I will change if I must, slow it down and bring it home,
I will adjust - oh, if only,
If only you knew, everything I do, is for you
- Adele "Take It All"
OOPSIE - sorry for the double post.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
1 - Snooki is our next blo(ated)han
2- And NOT meant to be racial, but is Beyonce getting whiter?
3- Reese looks pregnant
4- Can wait to see the crazy Blohan text about SamRo's new piece.
5- Ive always kind of liked Holly Madison even though she is dumber than a sack of hair.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
1 - Snooki is our next blo(ated)han
2- And NOT meant to be racial, but is Beyonce getting whiter?
3- Reese looks pregnant
4- Can wait to see the crazy Blohan text about SamRo's new piece.
5- Ive always kind of liked Holly Madison even though she is dumber than a sack of hair.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Wow. SamRo must munch a mean carpet...how else to explain all the hot redheads she snags? I hope this latest piece doesn't go all cracked out Blohan on us.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
The black macaque story was on the news last night - the kids and I were killing ourselves laughing. I really thought he'd make HSOTD, at least he scored a mention in the Crumbs. :)
Damn! whatever happened to Snooki's supposed "weight loss"???? Girl looks like she gained all that shit back...and then some!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
yer shittin' me.
you have GOT to be shittin' me.
the one on the left is a GIRL??
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The McCanns Did It
Miranda Kerr has a hot bod but is all meh in the face. Same goes for the other VS models.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
sweaty BEASTS
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
MAN FACE ALERT!!!
What do you do if they're both grenades?
Camo skirt, black bikini top, red polka dot belt and a fedora. She should be locked up for that atrocity against fashion.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:17pm.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-drunk-beach-again-deena-cortese-bik...
Ok but THIS is the REAL money shot, right here!
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What have we done to you to deserve this horrible shot of that ass?! Ugh!!!
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:40pm.
I can't say "port-a-pot slutwhore" quick enough with that cast.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Yes!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 4:17pm.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-drunk-beach-again-deena-cortese-bik...
Ok but THIS is the REAL money shot, right here!
LOLOLOLOLOL@Chilean warthog and Danny DeVito!
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Holy fuck no, lmao at that wasted bronzer-bottle bridge troll dancing. I can't say "port-a-pot slutwhore" quick enough with that cast.
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"...How I feel?...Your heart rate is jacked; your hand, steady...I haven't slept for fucking weeks...and you're going to, what, you're going to close my file?!...You're fucking ridiculous." -Billy Costigan, The Departed
I swear at first look, I thought that was Ozzy Osbourne.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-drunk-beach-again-deena-cortese-bik...
Ok but THIS is the REAL money shot, right here!
LOLOLOLOLOL@Chilean warthog and Danny DeVito!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I saw the cover of Bouncy's new album this weekend, and she looked so much like Shakira I did a double-take. Compare her look on previous albums; bitch is getting whiter and whiter.
And, Reese, even with a tattoo, you will never be cool. Team Jake!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U
Fat, lardassed, gunty, thunder-thighed, totally FUG in the face, whorey, trashy, useless, dimwitted drunks wearing douchey fedoras (vomit) are richer and more privileged than I'll ever be.
YEAH I'M BITTER!
Beyonce, please stop trying to do high fashion.
The inside of Lily's nose is VERY classy. A MUST see!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I thought that was Cages son without makeup.
Aaawww, thx MK for lazy ass baby ;-)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6163212/tired-baby-cant-stay-awake-or-...
Those two JShore bitches are goddamn ugly. Shit.
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"...How I feel?...Your heart rate is jacked; your hand, steady...I haven't slept for fucking weeks...and you're going to, what, you're going to close my file?!...You're fucking ridiculous." -Billy Costigan, The Departed
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:38pm.
Alan Ball's only bad casting for this show. Honestly, he should have hired Christine Ricci. Serious.
Yes, very pleased that ERW was not playing a factor in this season at all. But the way the bitch strutted around on the Red Carpet, you'd think she was in the entire season. I was thinking she would be in at least 5-6 episodes by the way she acted. HaHa!
No, bitch! You bit the True Death!!! Wood bullets with silver core and all.
Buh-bye!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:34pm.
I was being sarcastic. Completely.
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I know @mike. I was playing along *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:32pm.
And wait a second! Isn't Jamie Bell gay? I don't keep up with these kind of things, you know, but I thought he was a bottom. He looks like a bottom.
I have no idea, but when I saw the pic, the body language suggested to me that the guy to the left of her was ERW's date and the costumed person to the right of Jamie Bell was his.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:32pm.
The best thing about True Blood this season is that they killed off Queen Sophie Ann/Evan Rachel Wood very quickly.
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Yes, truly a bright moment in True Blood history! I hated her on that show, and was pleased to see she was not going to be a factor this year.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
LMAO @ MK calling Snooki a "Chilean wart hog"! Perfect!
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:34pm.
I was being sarcastic. Completely.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:31pm.
Noooo, MK! I need yet another damn post about the Casey Anthony verdict!
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Nooooooooooo, No More Casey Anthony verdict posts!!!
We need more Octomom... or better yet! Kate Gosselin!!! That skank hasn't gotten good attention in a while, we need to get her on here so we can talk shit about her.
But no More Casey Anthony! Too damn depressing :(
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
The best thing about True Blood this season is that they killed off Queen Sophie Ann/Evan Rachel Wood very quickly.
I was glad to see her die and watch the scene over and over... for effect of course *LOL*
And wait a second! Isn't Jamie Bell gay? I don't keep up with these kind of things, you know, but I thought he was a bottom. He looks like a bottom.
And ERW looks like a tool.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Noooo, MK! I need yet another damn post about the Casey Anthony verdict!
Such paragons of virtue.
And love, love, LOVE Jamie Bell. 'Billy Elliot' is one of the few movies I actually own.
Billy: Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.
JWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Miranda Kerr is odd looking.
The Jersey Shore trolls are fug.
Evan Rachel Wood fucked up her looks really good, and she looks like she belongs in an Emo band.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.