.....The Hell?
Today, the role of full-fledged fuckery will be played this story from TMZ. Below are the series of events that led my face to make the same look Katt Williams is making in the picture above. Love is killed and made in the parking lot of a Jack-in-the-Box and now here's proof of that.
- On June 24th, Katt Williams' tour bus pulled into a Jack-in-the-Box in Williams, Arizona. At about the same time, Lester, the retired police dog on the left, got away from his owners during a walk and ran towards the tour bus. Whatever it was (examples: mistaking Katt's hair for two beaver tails, trying to find the crack on the bus, etc....), something made Lester get Cujo-ey and he bit at Katt's bodyguard twice. Katt's bodyguard fought back by shooting Lester dead.
- Katt came running out of the bus, looked at Lester's dead body and told the dog's owners that he will definitely fire a pink slip into his bodyguard's chest for doing that shit.
- Katt then told Lester's owners to wait and he went inside of the bus for a few minutes. When he came out, he magically had a Mastiff puppy in his arms and gave it to the family as an apology gift for sending their dog Lester on a one-way ticket to heaven. Lester's family took the puppy. Why do I have a feeling that Katt randomly carries around spare Mastiff puppies for occasions like this?
- Sad faces quickly turned into happy faces and Lester's family asked Katt to pose in a picture with them and their new Mastiff puppy named Bella. Lester's family tells TMZ that they are glad Katt took responsibility for killing their dog and they will never go back to Jack-in-the-Box again. You know, because Jack-in-the-Box is the reason why their dog Lester got shot up.
- The police showed up, interviewed everybody involved and left without pressing charges against Katt's bodyguard.
How many times did you make a scratch under WTF while reading this mess of a story? I count 6 at least. Something in the crack pipe definitely got smoked. I know the facts aren't completely there, but I'm still going to declare this as the most adorable yet tragic drug deal gone wrong ever.
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Exhibit A:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIJqXLMLwc&feature=channel
Exhibit B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsZccxsiEUA&feature=related
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 10:35pm.
Puppies are small.
I will need substantial proof of this comment.
Puppies are small.
I don't get it. I put one of my cats down last year (have 2). The LAST thing I wanted was a new kitteh. To say I was devastated would be an understatement. The worst thing people said to me when they found out was "when are you getting another cat?". I wanted to throttle those people. And as for Katt, he's a callous fuck too for just giving up a puppy. When I broke up with my ex, he mentioned keeping one of the cats exactly ONE time. He learned very quickly he wasn't getting either of my babies. I could NEVER give up one of my kitties. *shakes head in disbelief*
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Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 3:32pm.
I've been on this site long enough to know that you're a racist troll. So I'm just going to ignore you. =)
Tomato tomato potato potato German Sheppard Mastiff Puppy...?
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How many times did you make a scratch under WTF while reading this mess of a story? I count 6 at least.
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Cube that, MK. The WTFkery began at Katt and just didn't end. *shakes head at puppy murder being TOTALLY LET GO OF IN THE PUBLIC EYE, THANKS CASEY YOU CUNT*
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"...How I feel?...Your heart rate is jacked; your hand, steady...I haven't slept for fucking weeks...and you're going to, what, you're going to close my file?!...You're fucking ridiculous." -Billy Costigan, The Departed
The last line ties the story and picture together so fucking perfectly it hurts. Good shit MK.
The randomness of the story is surely because it involves Katt Williams. He's absolutely fucking hilarious, so if he does anything mean or shady I really don't care to hear about it. LALALALALA Casey Anthony LALALALA just make all the bad stuff go away for a while, ok? Puppies!
I wonder how sad he was to gve up his puppy
O so much WTF here.
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Maybe those kids who were walking the dog sicced it on Katt's bodyguard - they at least let it get away. If there was a 100-lb trained attack dog on me, I'd use any means necessary to save my own life. I love dogs, but....come on.
The fact that these guys took a puppy, right after they saw their own dog get shot, and are posing for pictures smiling while the dog is presumably lying dead at their feet, tells me these people don't deserve a puppy. And that was probably Katt's own puppy, too.
In a just world, those dog owners would be seeing a little jail time, or some fines at least, for having a lethal weapon of a dog loose in a public place.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by PoppaDaddy on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:09pm.
This is a total head-scratcher of a story.
*head scratch* Who is Katt Williams?
*head scratch* Why does he nead a bodyguard and a tour bus?
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LOL! Ok, yes that was the first head scratch... but I thought I'd just roll with it and assume he was famous. Somehow, a little bit. I'm guessing.... comedian?
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Lol! Yes. He's a comedian. I actually rather like his style. However, his comedy specials usually air about 11:00pm, and I'm giddy from sleeplessness by then.
This story is pretty wtf-ish. If the dog bit the body guard, isn't he within his right to shoot the dog?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Krazy seems to follow Katt. Wasn't he arrested for breaking into people's houses in Atlanta?
For those of you too lazy to google: Katt Williams (to me at least) is an extremely funny comedian. I feel that he keeps it real, and unlike a lot of other black comedians he doesn't seem to hate women or gay people. I just want to be clear that black comedians do not represent the viewpoints of numerous other black folks (including myself). Before I go on a huge rant...I really don't understand how minorities can hate on other minorities racial or sexual..but anywayyyysss
Shit if a dog attacked me and I had a gun I would shoot it too. I love dogs but the sight of an angry dog scares me...thanks mom for letting me read Cujo when I was kid. If the owners are happy then I'm happy. Williams could have been a total dick about the situation, but instead it seems like he really wanted to rectify the situation. Dlisted sees a lot of celebrity fuckery, so to hear a story about one who wasn't directly involved in some fuckery but still caring about resolving that fuckery is nice.
first off why did the dog owner had a dog free in a parking lot? We are responsible for our pets.
I used to have a police dog as a toddler, that was highly trained but allowed me to put my baby arm in his mouth and literally tortured him (I dont remenber the dog) but he was trained to attack dark colored people, dont ask why my Hispanic parents had that dog, having many dark skinned family members.
but as many said that dog probably smelled drugs I just dont understand Why the fuck he was unattended in a parking lot, something is definitely weird about the dog owners
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
as far as CAsey Anthony..bitch will get hers..they always do...karma and dead infants spirits are a real bitch.
wow..that is the most surreal story I have ever read...and for Dlisted that is saying a-lot...who the hell has extra puppys on board buses??? and all the wtf's that go with all the other stuff...Katts pic in the middle sums it up!!
What the fuck did I just read
Completely fucking despicable. I'm speechless.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Casey piece of shit got away with murder.
this piece of shit killed a dog who lived a life of service and was more man than he was....
SO GLAD I CAME ON THE INTERNET TODAY.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
WHAT!?!! NOT guilty. Knock me over with a feather.
What's THAT wrong with your system?
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
You know, I've never wished death on anyone, but I am really sad right now for that poor baby... this woman and her family blatently lied over and over again and she gets off scott free. Have to blame the prosecution in this one; like mentioned before they failed to prove her guilt.
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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:29pm.
I can't believe they only found her guilty of lying
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This makes no sense to me.
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THE CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL!!!!! W00T
I can't believe that Casey Anthony whore got off with MURDER! Poor kid deserved so much more in life. Shame. Fucking shame.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Not guilty?? That's even more WTF than this WTF!!!
NOT GUILTY? SHIT!
pssssssssst, don't tell M.E.
I can't believe they only found her guilty of lying
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
THOSE JURORS ARE THE BIGGEST MORONS EVER!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I was going crazy trying to figure out where I knew him from...He's Money Mike! Damn, I loved that guy!
OT: There is no way I would accept that puppy (cute as it is) as an apology. You can't replace a beloved pet just like that. I'd be mad as hell
NOT GUILTY wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not guilty!?
Yeah, I bet the real story is that the dog smelled drugs, attacked, was shot, and the "mastiff puppy" is code for CASH payoff in a canine package -- puppy had something in his pocket so the family wouldn't press charges.
That said, I like this story. A good WTF story is always appreciated (by me)!
Yes, I'm shocked as shit.
there is a picture floating around of this dick taking a picture with Lesters owners right after the incident. The owners are obviously assholes who didn't give a shit in the first place.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Cane corso's are increasing in popularity. Recently one killed a four year old kid in NY. I bet it was one of "those" mastiffs that he had in his bus. I hope those people got a warning with that puppy, that they weren't getting a companion but rather an aggressive hyperactive crazy fuck that in exchange for the GS.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:12pm.
On Topic: The police dog probably smelled drugs on the bus and went to pounce. Bodyguard was a scared little bitch because he didn't want to get caught, and shot the fucker like a trick. Fry his ass.
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Submitted by PoppaDaddy on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:09pm.
This is a total head-scratcher of a story.
*head scratch* Who is Katt Williams?
*head scratch* Why does he nead a bodyguard and a tour bus?
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LOL! Ok, yes that was the first head scratch... but I thought I'd just roll with it and assume he was famous. Somehow, a little bit. I'm guessing.... comedian?
Fuck this family for forgetting their old dog so soon!
If my cat died in front of me and someone handed me a kitten I sure as hell wouldn't be happy.
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I agree with whoever said the dog probably smelled drugs...can't believe everyone was ok with this situation.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
A retired police dog attacks the dude, gee that doesn't sound suspicious. Maybe he attacked his ass for a reason? Those dogs are highly trained and I bet homeboy had some shit in his pockets or was fucking around.
I'm sorry it's nice he gave them a new dog but I am one of those people that when a pet dies I am not interested in another furry friend for a good long while. I would be pissed if some idiot killed my dog and thought it was a forgiven if he just gave me a new puppy. I guess I just can't move on that easily.
I can't stand this fuckin idiot. If the dog was trained I find it very hard to believe he attacked the "bodyguard" without being provoked. GS are smart motherfuckers (I've had 4), they don't just attack for no reason, especially a trained, ex-police dog.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Retired police dog smelled DRUGS on the bodyguard and attacked... I can't explain the appearance of the mastiff puppy.
this came to mind as i was reading this wtf story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFiHJdJAQh4
HUH? Accepting a mastiff puppy as an apology for shooting a trained thousand dollar GSD is appalling.
I bet whatshisname is into dog fights and trafficking if he so happened to have one readily available. Prosecute that bitch, bitch.
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On Topic: The police dog probably smelled drugs on the bus and went to pounce. Bodyguard was a scared little bitch because he didn't want to get caught, and shot the fucker like a trick. Fry his ass.
Off Topic: I hope Casey Anthony is put in general population and has the living shit kicked out of her from Big Bertha and her crew.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
What Poppa Daddy said.