Well, That Answers That
The Dutch reality show Who Is The World Driver In The Netherlands? got their answer when one of the contestants (who isn't Asian or a woman, thankyouverymuch) went full Lohan by crashing into the show's host, putting him in the hospital. None of the passengers were injured and the show's host was released from the hospital after a quick minute. The video above is as educational as it is horrifyingly hilarious. It has taught me that right before I'm about to turn the camera crew into a bunch of bowling pins, I should probably not cover my face and/or step on the gas pedal instead of the brakes. A lesson for the future!
Dear producers of America's Worst Driver, please get this Dutch contestant for next season and don't forget to switch out the hosts! Michael Lohan is available! So is The Situation! And Parasite Hilton! And Nancy Grace! And Kim Kardashian! Get all of them! Line 'em up!
via The Daily What
Oh come on if he was any more gay he'd sparkle and be surrounded by double rainbows...and yes he "won" the show. They cut up his license and gave him a voucher for lessons.
Arme Ruben...
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For your health.
Submitted by catapostrophe on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:13am.
Yeah--what's a "World Driver"? That seems impossible.
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MK ment "worst".
"De Allerslechtste" means the worst. Literally translated the all-worst.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Submitted by catapostrophe on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:13am.
Yeah--what's a "World Driver"? That seems impossible.
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Especially when he doesn't even seem to be able to make it a coupla blocks...
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Yeah--what's a "World Driver"? That seems impossible.
Submitted by Jana on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:26pm.
funny how the drivers car balloon popped open AFTER the accident.
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Airbags just pop when the car's front is damaged. He hit the wall with the side of the car, then drives further straight into a parked Opel, that's when the airbag openes. It's good that way as I had a pretty bad accident last year when someone ran a red light and hit the side of my car (with 60km/h) - I would have had problems to get my car under control with an opened airbag.
Submitted by Youri on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 2:46am.
Thanks for the translation. I wasn't sure if he was gay or just european, ha ha (I live in Denmark, so I can say that ;) I haven't driven a car in 16 years (since I left the US) but I bet I could get in a car today and drive better than this dude.
Hahahahha. Mr. IV would say that the overload of estrogen in this gay man made him drive like a stupid.
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That's what you get for trying to exploit a shitty driver, LMFAO!
What a queen.
Holland = sizequeen heaven !!!!
We still recall that night in 1996 when we were visited in our little Amsterdam apartment by a hot young Dutch number who said he was sick of fish and wanted to 'try something different'. Well after he had paid us 100 Guilden we reached in his pants and pulled out something that was literally the size of our arm !!! We immediately wanted to have his baby but he demanded to put a rubber on the monster. We said no to this and had to be content with harvesting his beautiful load - according to the traditional oral method - and swallowing every delicious creamy drop !!
Some people were born to take the bus.
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twerk those stumps!
@ little_rascal on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:04pm.
What is he saying? Anyone speaks Dutch here?
*paging MickyHolland*
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I'm dutch as well ;)
He is saying that when he got out of the car he saw the host laying on the grass with his face towards the ground. At that moment all kinds of thoughts went trough his head, that he was dead or that he broke his back. Guy is also telling that the sound of hitting the "wall" made him freak out and therefore he hit full gas.
The host is saying that he wanted to get away but that it was too late. He and a cameraman were hit. It happend on the last day of shooting the show and that they were always on a safe distance...atleast that is what they thought ;) He also says that they have all the luck in the world because all he has are a sore shoulder and foot.
Anyway the guy may not be a women or Asian but he is GAY. Soooo haha
Here's more clips of him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDQ6QoSF-sY&feature=watch_response
Crud, vidi no worki for me.
I was hooked on the British version of this show when I lived overseas. Are they going to bring it to the USA?
i guess i stuttered or clicked post comment twice.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:27pm.
I can't play any videos, here or on Youtube! There's no tool bar to click on play, etc., Grrrr..I've installed the latest version of Adobe flash player..is that what I'm supposed to do? Sorry, I'm off topic.
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me too!!! could not watch any videos on youtube or any youtube videos embedded elsewhere. all i got was a black box. i spent about 90 minutes this afternoon:
-- deleting my internet history & clearing the cache. it didn't work. my browser does that automatically everytime close it anyway.
-- uninstalling then reinstalling adobe flash. didn't work.
-- restarting my laptop a few times. didn't work.
-- trying different browsers.
-- googling like a fiend. found out that by using https://youtube (as opposed to http://youtube), i could watch vids on youtube but not vids embedded elsewhere
then i stopped trying to search for a solution. five hours later, i come back to my laptop and magically youtube works fine and i can finally see bad dutch driver.
i have no idea what fixed it. all the "solutions" i fiddled with happened hours ago, and they didn't fix the problem completely at the time. hopefully, the fix comes automatically for everyone else like it did me.
Both the driver and the host are cute. I wanna go man hunting in the Netherlands now.
what was the point? What was he trying to do? Drive like an asian or a woman?
Ahhahaha... so does he win the show? And if not, then I really hope MK posts the video of what the winner comes up with.
The interview from the car wreckage... which, it appears was dragged into a sound studio and stripped further for effect, is a giant HELL YES. It seriously gave me hysterics.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:04pm.
What is he saying? Anyone speaks Dutch here?
*paging MickyHolland*
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Mickey's on vacation for 2 weeks. Lucky thing.
I'm sure she'd have the full backstory on this post.
Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 5:42pm.
Love the fact that he looked behind him to try to read the speed sign he had already passed.
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Oh, is that what he was doing? I was thinking WhyTF is he driving forward but looking behind himself at a line of cones???
Dutch hospitals remind me of Danish hospitals and Danish hospitals remind me of the ghost thriller "The Kingdom."
Don't forget Rebecca Gayheart and Brandy for the U.S. version.
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Wow, that's a lot of heartfelt jibberish in that video. Poor ladies should have been good and drunk...all that tension in the body and a girly could get hurt!
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Thanks HowDareYou, Urmomma & others! Will try your suggestions. :)
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Ok but I can't tell whether that's a typo or the real name of the show...
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joe shmoe, I logged completely and now it works.
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Who drives like that? Damn, it was like watching my kids play mario cart. Asshat. I hope he was saying something like: I will never, ever, ever drive again.
Asshat has pretty skin though, huh?
ETA: LMMFAO...I said "logged completely"...*shame face*. I meant logged completely off. Now, I am an asshat. Damn.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 5:58pm.
Look how he runs out of the car like a fucking lady
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ahahahaha And his white belt. loool
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
@joe: Yeah - EVERYTHING's had an update recently...so you might wanna check your java...IE...mozilla...whatever...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/06/2011 - 6:27pm.
I can't play any videos, here or on Youtube! Sorry, I'm off topic.
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Your off topic is my off topic, I cannot play it either, damn it.
*sits in the dark with joe shmoe*
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
joe, I've had that problem before. Actually, I have problems with flashplayer crashing once a week, too (crash message on that one). Try clearing your cookies, temp files, history, etc and then restart your browser. If that doesn't work, go here http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/141/tn_14157.html to download the uninstaller (simply uninstalling doesn't do the trick, you have to use the uninstaller, go figure).
I can't play any videos, here or on Youtube! There's no tool bar to click on play, etc., Grrrr..I've installed the latest version of Adobe flash player..is that what I'm supposed to do? Sorry, I'm off topic.
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funny how the drivers car balloon popped open AFTER the accident.
oh not entirely, I ad to re watch it. He probably did slam on the breaks but at such a high speed the car will only spin further out of control.
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So I just watched it again for the 20th time (entertaining myself) and I just realized that I LOVE that they made the driver give his interview in what looks like the wreckage of the car! BRILLIANT!!!!!
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
WTF? He got his license from a Dutch box of cracker jacks.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
What THE F???? You know you're supposed to keep your eyes on the road when you are driving right? Obviously not!
Wish I knew what they were saying.
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
What is he saying? Anyone speaks Dutch here?
*paging MickyHolland*
Dutch translation: blame it on the hummus.
Look how he runs out of the car like a fucking lady
MK! Typo!
OT this guy freaks me out.
Am I imagining things that all this stupid fucker had to do was drive straight and hit the breaks? REALLY? Seriously, my cat could drive better than this asshole. It would be funny if it wasn't so damn scary. I mean, he drives in company of the general public, no? Let's hope he doesn't kill a kid or something.
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I hate to bitch (no, that's not true), but what's up with the lack of tags today? Or the lack of ...good ones? The tags are half - okay a quarter - of the fun.
I'm a sad Panda here, man!
Ha ha ha. Sorry but that was funny.
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clearly there was a mechanical malfunction. that was damn good driving.
*peddles off in an '88 yugo*
Who Is The WorST Driver In The Netherlands?
Love the fact that he looked behind him to try to read the speed sign he had already passed.