Justin Theroux Did Not Have To Wait In The Car This Time
Jennifer Aniston was honored with a hand and footprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood today, because when a studio hands over a check with "publicity" written in the memo, they aren't doing it for fucking charity. Yeah, I know Aniston barely deserves to be honored in a kindergarten handprint plaque ceremony, but we should let her have her stupid moment. I mean, she didn't make Justin Theroux wait in the car this time and he did shave the Charles Manson off of his face for the occasion, so obviously this is important to her. YAY for her. Maybe I'm just bitter because whenever I get on all fours and make that face in public I get a citation from a police officer, not forced applause and an introduction by Chelsea Handler.
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Anyone gunnin' for Pitt after he splits with Jolie , would be for notoriety if anything. No one wants to deal with his weekend visitations with 6 kids !
Pitt lost his hot back in 2005 ... hate to break it to people.
The difference betw Pitt & Justin is so obvious. Pitt was a pretty boy which catapulted his career. Justin is a creative mind and also happens to have looks. He's a fuckin' writer! With 2 big movies under his belt. He doesnt need his looks - it's just a plus for him.
If you listen to the interview - you will REALIZE that the interviewer brought up the Break UP NOT Aniston. Duh. They do it on purpose and she rolls with it.... b/c she's OVER it.
Aniston have so many other movies why choose the Break Up, that's why I can't stand her she is so conniving, she paln every thing. She is obsessed with Brad Pitt and Angie and trying to better them,she needs to get on with her life, that poor guy she just met him why go there. looking so bad if you have to pick up a scrub and clean him up how nuch star power do you really have? How could anybody compare this guy to Brad Pitt, Brad don't have to pretend to be hot he is hot! I am sure if he and Angelina Breaks up half the women in Hollywood is going after him, which woman was gunning for Theroux. Does he have money I'm sure JA picks up the tab.
check out last thumb and tell me he's not gay.
Not quite sure why she's never allowed to refer to her break up? What's the big deal? An interviewer questions her reasons for making the Break UP and she answered honestly. It's no big surprise to anyone that it was at the same time she was going thru her divorce. She never mentioned Pitt by name -- she just eluded to the fact that she had some experience with breaking up at the time she was offered the movie. So why not do it?! Honestly, it's not like Jolie doesnt still bring up MAMS and how she fell in love - even though she knows it's taboo in the eyes of the public and Jen.
The media is fascinated for whatever reason with her divorce and it's probably b/c she rarely speaks about it in detail.
Jennifer Aniston's recent success? Um... I havent seen her in a film in a while, maybe never. She has made a couple B movies but other than that.... Hardly anything AJolie should get nervous about.
I CANNOT WAIT FOR HORRIBLE BOSSES TO BE THIS BITCH'S LATEST BOMB.
I think its ridiculous for her to get a star. She doesn't even appreciate being famous. She's constantly whining about having no privacy.
He looks uncomfortable. How could she bring up her breakup with Brad Pitt recently-is she serious? She is very wealthy, has anything or anyone she wants, and still brings that up? Really?
Dude is sexy and seems down to earth. He totally screwed over his girlfriend to be with Jennifer Aniston tho. So possibly they deserve each other.
He is the most exciting thing to come along for her in a while but playing second fiddle to her cookie-cutter bland nonsense must get very boring.
Told you guys dude was extra fug without the beard!
Maniston is such a bitch too.
Jen looks great.
Her recent success must kill Angie Junkie.
Cause guys just love it so much when you change everything about them. I wonder how long before we see yet another tears of a clown magazine cover littered with stories about Ben & Jerry's, drunken text messages, and how this is all AJ's fault?
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Dang, he is hot without the sasquatch beard thing! And at least he doesn't run around looking like a school janitor with those baggie polyester old man pants.
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I'm your huckleberry...
She looks cute in the pics. It's a good thing she didn't choose to wear yet ANOTHER little black dress.
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"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" - H. L. Mencken
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 8:21am.
Should have stamped Jennifer's jumbo elephant ears in cement.
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The nose alone would've taken out a significant, yet distinct, chunk.
Also, JThero is about 57% over it already.
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"...How I feel?...Your heart rate is jacked; your hand, steady...I haven't slept for fucking weeks...and you're going to, what, you're going to close my file?!...You're fucking ridiculous." -Billy Costigan, The Departed
Should have stamped Jennifer's jumbo elephant ears in cement. Damn but those flappers hang low! Can she have them reset higher?
Wow, way to go, Jen! Dude is smoking hot. Also, her dress is supercute. I don't know why, but even all these years after Friends, I still have a tiny bit of a girl crush on her.
P.S. I dislike Chelsea Handler. Not actively, you know, but I can absolutely do without that cooze. Furthermore, I do not find her funny and I'd rather smoke crack than listen to her monotone voice.
P.P.S. I'd smoke crack anyway, just to be like Fishsticks.
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Devil's advocate.
He's Julian McMahon on early Nip/Tuck all over again. Good looking, sexy but kind of creepy.
I love the dress.
Dang he's sexy! She looks happy which is good for all of us. I'm so tired of the Jen jabs about being single blah blah. Like a woman needs a man to amount to anything or be happy. Fuck that madness.
Wow, Theroux has just had all the hot leached out of him, hasn't he? Orange tan, Goulet-ish dyed black hair, puffy Mad Men-ish demeanor - and he used to be so cute. Stream The Broken Hearts Club if you don't believe me. Tsk. Aniston will do that to a man.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:27pm.
"Submitted by stake_spike: "...Guys in their 20's are okay with a woman who works more and makes more money. Older guys? Not so much. She's emasculating him and sooner or later he's going to realize he should have never left his little "interior designer" fiance (who did not overshadow him). Oh and who wants to look like a little bitch following their girlfriend every where? Does homeboy have a job?"
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Yeah right. I think a more correct statement is women who are over 30 are not OK with a man who works less and makes less money than they do. Women always want to date and marry up, which is why the dating pool for women shrinks the higher they climb the corporate ladder.
This review of "Horrible Bosses" calls it uncomfortable and only occasionally funny:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/07/07/DDA61K73B5.D...
Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:27pm.
"Submitted by stake_spike: "...Guys in their 20's are okay with a woman who works more and makes more money. Older guys? Not so much. She's emasculating him and sooner or later he's going to realize he should have never left his little "interior designer" fiance (who did not overshadow him). Oh and who wants to look like a little bitch following their girlfriend every where? Does homeboy have a job?"
Sadly, I think you're right. He's probably convinced himself that being with Jen is making his star rise and shine a little more (and it IS), but pretty soon he is not going to be okay with being Mr. Aniston. I get total DOUCHE vibes from him."
Alas, this is true, even outside of Hollywood. But then it begs the question: what's a rich woman to do? Who SHOULD she pair up with?
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Someone who is successful outside of Hollywood or fuck it someone who wants to be a house-husband.
"Submitted by stake_spike: "...Guys in their 20's are okay with a woman who works more and makes more money. Older guys? Not so much. She's emasculating him and sooner or later he's going to realize he should have never left his little "interior designer" fiance (who did not overshadow him). Oh and who wants to look like a little bitch following their girlfriend every where? Does homeboy have a job?"
Sadly, I think you're right. He's probably convinced himself that being with Jen is making his star rise and shine a little more (and it IS), but pretty soon he is not going to be okay with being Mr. Aniston. I get total DOUCHE vibes from him."
Alas, this is true, even outside of Hollywood. But then it begs the question: what's a rich woman to do? Who SHOULD she pair up with?
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 7:55pm.
Isn't there some limit to the # of handprints they can fit at Grauman's?
You'd think they'd be more selective.
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They put a lot of them into storage...only those who are guaranteed tourist attractions stay put all the time. I doubt Jen's pawprints will make the cut for permanent exhibit.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:14pm.
Grauman's certainly doesn't have the catchet it used to have when even Chiniston gets to sink her paws in wet cement. Chelsea is a ho and doesn't strike me as the type of woman who can be good friends with other women. She is just sucking up to Jen for the exposure, and given the chance would probably swipe that man from Jen faster than Angelina swiped Brad from her.
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i bet that Chelsea ho has already flirted with him,while Aniston was rolling joints or some shit
Justin's hot but kinda skeevy and smarmy at the same time.
I see Jason Bateman was there too.. .HAWT
Grauman's certainly doesn't have the catchet it used to have when even Chiniston gets to sink her paws in wet cement. Chelsea is a ho and doesn't strike me as the type of woman who can be good friends with other women. She is just sucking up to Jen for the exposure, and given the chance would probably swipe that man from Jen faster than Angelina swiped Brad from her.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Ooooh, he's looking good without all that stuff on his face. To everybody wondering about his indie-hipster cred or points, he's BFFs with Ben Stiller, wrote and produced Tropic Thunder and wrote Ironman 2. Shouldn't he have used up all his points up by now? I dunno the conversion from Hollywood whore points to indie hipster points. *googles for a conversion chart*
I bet she also made him shave all his chest hair and everything but a token amount of pubes. I hope he's at least getting an occasional BJ but I suspect she's more of a latex-gloved handjob kind of gal.
Maniston sure is a fugly looking thing. This dude she is dating is smart enough to know he will get his name out there.
Justin cleans up really well. He looks a lot like Jean Dujardin here (meaning 'fuckable').
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Submitted by stake_spike: "...Guys in their 20's are okay with a woman who works more and makes more money. Older guys? Not so much. She's emasculating him and sooner or later he's going to realize he should have never left his little "interior designer" fiance (who did not overshadow him). Oh and who wants to look like a little bitch following their girlfriend every where? Does homeboy have a job?"
Sadly, I think you're right. He's probably convinced himself that being with Jen is making his star rise and shine a little more (and it IS), but pretty soon he is not going to be okay with being Mr. Aniston. I get total DOUCHE vibes from him.
Jen looks drunk as fuck in that header picture! This could make me actually like her...keep them coming, drunken Jen.
He's so totally into Jen. As per the usual, MK just looked for, and found, the worst pic out there.
Jen looks very happy, and Justin looks happy to be there with her. Lots of great pics here for anyone interested: http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Jennifer-Aniston-Hollywood-Handprint-Ce...
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The folks who know the truth aren't talking…. The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up! --Tom Waits
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 6:22pm.
I used to think he was hot and shit, but he really fucking skeeves me out now that he's started to date my girl Jen. The way he is always pouting and scowling and glaring around her as if he's pissed that he's Mr. Jennifer Aniston really rubs me the wrong way. I don't know why she dates some of the guys she does, because she can really do so much better. She has low self-esteem, and it shows, and that's why she needs a nice guy who will support her emotionally instead of loser hanger-on leeches who only use her for money and attention. But, she will never learn. Sad. Get it together, girl. You were semi-charming on Chelsea Lately and look moderately amusing in that Horrible Bosses movie. These should be your halcyon days and you are throwing them away on that smarmy neverwas fuckface turd. Sigh.
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EXACTLY! so smarmy.
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I don't know if he's one of those guys that plays it cool in public, but he doesn't seem that into her. And where the fuck is Courtney Cox? I thought they were BFF.
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Just had to look at him one last time before I call it a night .... damn, he's fuckable!!
damn, that man is sexy. definitely an upgrade from heroin goat with all the kids.
i don't get all the hate for her...i thought she was cool in Office Space, along came polly, hes just not that into you.... she not THAT bad of an actress
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:05pm.
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o/t, but your username makes me crack up every time I see it!
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DAMN it he's fine. How does she land such quality ass?
If you have not watched him in Mulholland Drive (he fights Billy Ray Cyrus!) rent it today.
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Chelsea Handler is starting to look rather simian, her face is so busted.
I don't know what the fuck she's laughing for. She keeps dragging him around to all these events and he's going to get tired of it real quick. Guys in their 20's are okay with a woman who works more and makes more money. Older guys? Not so much. She's emasculating him and sooner or later he's going to realize he should have never left his little "interior designer" fiance (who did not overshadow him). Oh and who wants to look like a little bitch following their girlfriend every where? Does homeboy have a job?
Damn Theroux looks good though. Like something straight out of Mad Men. Jen looks too square to be with him.
she upgraded from Brad Pitt I think and I think she should show her tits while she's leaning over. Hello? This is Hollywood? Come on, Jen. Work for it.
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Gawd , her man is the SEX......shit!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
He cleans up reeeally good. And look at that smirk. Totally smitten.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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FUCK Jen Aniston. Justin, hit it a few times and then bounce.
he is the sexah - totes upgrade from Brad -- she might end up thanking Angelina yet! lol
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don't know if he hotter w or w/o facial fur. now he looks like dude from silent bob movies
...fight the douche inside of you...