A Crazy Train Full Of Toddlers Crashed Onto The Today Show This Morning
In case you needed a reason for not having 8 chirruns at once, here's Ann Curry wishing she had a Ritalin hose while trying to control the OctoKids on Today this morning. Shit was just a hilarious mess. It's what it would look like if a blind man tried to herd two dozen cats out of a catnip field. One OctoKid stumbled out onto the NYC street to live the real life Baby's Day Out, another one went for the Darwin Award by trying to smash into the window, another one tried to make a meal out of Ann's knee and the others sat there trying to wish themselves out of the crazy.
Meanwhile, OctoMom's stupid ass is blinded by insanity and is rambling on and on and on while her toddlers are in the process of either murdering themselves or others. BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE YOUR KIDS ARE BRINGING THE STUDIO DOWN! I know that Octo is just a natural born lunatic, but having all those toddlers around is like injecting steroids into her crazy gene. Octo just needs to put all of them into a cardboard box and hand them out in front of a Babies 'R Us, because this is not going to end well.
And Octo's future psychiatrists don't need to waste ink when writing about her current mental state in her file. They just need to throw this picture in there. It explains everything.
How do they not have a reality show?! TLC is slipping!
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lmfao, one of those babies was break dancing...and this whore's face will give me nightmares...AJ's twin indeed
"I have never been on public assistance"!!!!! LYING FUCKING IDIOT! Who the fucking hell picked up your millions of dollars in medical bills for your birth? Medicaid! THAT IS PUBLIC ASSISTANCE DUMB SHIT! And you tried to pay the hospital bills in food stamps...so you have been on public assistance. Or are you splitting hairs...it's not me on public assistance...it's the babies! Why the fuck do these tv outlets keep putting her on? Ugh.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 5:00pm.
It's not the 50s anymore. One loving parent trumps two shitty ones every time
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It's not the 50s anymore. One loving parent trumps two shitty ones every time.
Single mother by choice here!! With two beautiful, loving, well-adjusted children. Maybe I should have stuck it out and taught them that hitting and having "stupid fucking cunt" for a nickname is what relationships are all about.
It's not ideal but it's so much better than the alternative, and now my son will look for a strong woman and my daughter will have some drive instead of waiting for some man to come rescue her. GFY boston61
Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 07/09/2011 - 12:55pm.
I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell these children are getting all the attention they need at home. and that poor older daughter...makes me think of the Duggars.
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This shit often happens. My Dad had eight kids in his family and his older sisters helped raise him because his Mom was often in bed depressed. One of my cousins, who also has seven siblings, basically was forced to help raise them. My Dad only had two kids and that cousin has none because she already raised a family.
do you have a dad?
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I do, and I am screwed
These kids don't have a Dad. They are screwed.
ladvita, i don't know if you have read any of boston61's previous comments, but he is one of the BIGGEST SCHMUCKS to post here. seriously, I am flabbergasted at the CRAP he spews.
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Uh.. BOSTON.. as a single parent (by CHOICE!) who most likely makes more money than you working as an analyst at a large bank (not to mention overcoming prejudices in the work place based on opinions like yours).. STFU. PS you have no idea the things that are given to you that you didn't work for. Change your opinion of single moms and the world will be a better place for it.
Just look at all those sperms running around the studio. I need a xanax. This cunt is nuckin' futs--he's writing a book "all by her self with no help"? With what free time? What's her obsession with proving she can do things "all by herself"? What the fuck is this bitch gonna write about? Can you imagine her insane ramblings? Joke of the century! Yea...I'll be sure to run right out to Borders and pick that up. It's mathematically impossible that this slut isn't feeding off the system. It's either that or she has some SUCKERS donating money to her. And what are the odds that all of her kids are intellectually advanced? Yea....not so good.
I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell these children are getting all the attention they need at home. and that poor older daughter...makes me think of the Duggars.
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I should have said single mothers "by choice".
Single mothers are the world's biggest losers. And the biggest parasites in our society.
Loathe seeing children suffer for the sins of their Mother.
WHO in their right mind would choose to have 14 children? She is NOT of right mind and spirit - something is awry with this woman and as usual, the children are already affected by her lack of common sense, restraint and fiscal and emotional stability.
I hate to defend TV talking heads, but, I really think Ann Curry was honestly fearful that the chirruns would get hurt, so, when she could get to axe a question it went soft.
Also she was busy chanting: "Fuck you Meredith Vierra" in her head.
*chanting as always*
For all the people who feel for Caylee Anthony.... this woman needs HELP. These children are here and living and I can't believe people don't want to help her out. Even in the studio few are giving a hand to her situation. These kids need as much love as Caylee. If I lived in her neighborhood, I'd be knocking on her door every day asking if there is something I could do or if she needs something that day. Churches should be behind her. She's NOT a lazy woman. She had the embryos implanted because a lot of women feel they can't just let them go. Personally I don't get that but it's been done and today is now and she has 14 children. CARE for her. DON'T drag her to the ground.
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...and cut to the oldest child (aka the responsible one) at the pediatricians office tying every tube in her tiny little body.
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:59pm.
Did anybody catch where Ann said "You didn't choose to have 8 children" and Octomom says "I didn't even want one more." WTF???? If you didn't even want ONE more, why did you have the embryos implanted???
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LOLOLOL. I'm pretty sure that's part of what she said when the story first broke and she said she "had to" have these kids because the embryos were leftover and she claimed to have religious reasons to not let the extras "go to waste". HA!
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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:59pm.
Did anybody catch where Ann said "You didn't choose to have 8 children" and Octomom says "I didn't even want one more." WTF???? If you didn't even want ONE more, why did you have the embryos implanted???
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Yup, caught that. Big wtf. Octo contradicts REALITY, let alone HERSELF, as she lives the full-time max-capacity daycare ratio of 1:14, 24/7. She swears her and her offspring are 'superhuman' that there's "...no other miracle; the minimal issue is a slight cleft lip, no premies, advanced intellect..." shit.
Ted Bundy, a single offspring, was a child in a pretty exact and similar situation with delusional/dysfunctional parental-units. Guess how he turned out. Octo, CUT THE FKING SHIT. SEE THE SITCH FOR WHAT IT IS. LOOK LONG FKING TERM, BITCH.
*omg, walks away to bed; can't with this mess*
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Did anybody catch where Ann said "You didn't choose to have 8 children" and Octomom says "I didn't even want one more." WTF???? If you didn't even want ONE more, why did you have the embryos implanted???
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Sweet Jesus! Makes you want to beef jerky your own uterus. Craptastic!
I find it hysterical that Ann asked her about Casey Anthony and she acted like she didn't know anything about it. My guess is that is exactly where this derailed train is headed/
Ha, Ha, the lamestream media just bought into her hype, lock, stock and barrel. This woman is a cunt hair away from losing her mind and drowning a few kids. Thanks Ann Curry for not asking the "hard questions" and getting to the bottom of this psychological mess of a human with wayyyy too many kids in her basket. This will not end well, for Octo or those children. It's impossible to raise a litter the size of that one and have it turn out okay. I absolutely abhor the Duggars, but at least they put a year or two between kids and didn't have all at once.
I'm kind of sad, but I also really don't care. Chick needs help, mental help. I hope that she has not uterus now and can sell a few of those kids.
I can't click on the vid - fear of the cackling, crazy voice ripping through my nerves.
And then there's the visual assualt of the face.
*shudders*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:52am.
They really should've tried her out with some Sea Monkeys before they let her spawn. She's like the crazy cat lady with a uterus that seats 8 comfortably. One day, EMTs responding to an anonymous call will find her half-eaten body crawling with a whole litter of Feral toddlers that have a taste for subhuman flesh.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:15am.
I get called a selfish prick when I tell women I date that I don't want any kids.
I should show them this video as Exhibit #1.
Word, my brotha
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I'm waiting for Kate Gosselin to steal the limelight.
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Absolutely beautiful children.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2012440/Octomom-Nadya-Sulem...
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Dailymail have a story and pics of Octo with all the kids at LAX. Scary!
I have a high threshold/sympathy for people with mental illnesses but in this case I just want to send Nadya Suleman one fat-ass STFU.
This kind of mania she has is alienating everyone that interacts with her and, to be terribly petty, it's really FUCKING ANNOYING.
Come on, come FUCKING on, start a commune or something. Seeing this woman with all these kids all over the place makes me sick, she needs to get like 5 or 6 other people in there.
Sometimes when I see adorable little toddlers my womb kinda clenches in longing. Then I take a shot, smoke a bowl and get the fuck over that. This video had the opposite effect. That shit made me want to go out and get my tubes tied on GP.
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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:48pm.
Yes, one did have a cleft lip. He is having surgery on it on Saturday. She mentioned that in the interview.
I thought she had a few girls in the batch ... yet , they all looked like little boys. I'm stumped. She had 8 boys!? God help her. WHy did she only have one child from the original batch of 6 kids with her on TV? WHere were the other 5?hmmm. confusion.....
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Crazy bitch did not have 8 boys. 2 girls, 6 boys. She had 12 eggs implanted and she pretty much lied about everything, including fertility problems.
Let me say it clearly. The bitch is crazy. She hates people. She is actually the definition of a misanthrope. She deals with people because she has to, but she hates people and thinks her self intellectual superior to others.
She wasn't going to lie down and fuck some guy, letting his nasty juices in her body like some animal, to have children. In her crazy mind, she's above that. So she learned how to manipulate the system and get the great state of California to pay for her in vitro treatments through her SSI- Disability benefits. It was so easy for her to have these children, obviously, because the bitch didn't have a fertility problem!!!
She really disgusts me.
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I saw this disaster this morning and hoped there would be a post on it...it was unbelievable. Crazy kids, crazy mom, and Ann Curry was in over her head trying to control it.
Submitted by Dan Conner on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 2:26pm.
Rosey says this skinny bitch is lying about not receiving public assistance.
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@Dan, your wife Rosey is totally RIGHT!!!
#1: Octomom get SSI-Disability for her "bad back". But the bitch is kick boxing? Investigation NOW!
#2: Octomom get a check for her son (from the original 6) who is supposedly Autistic. Investigation NOW!!!
#3: All her children are on Medicaid. The little boy with the hair lip is getting a DONATED procedure (with the docs getting paid on the back-end through Medicaid- trust me, I know these things- I work at a hospital).
I also heard she gets WIC checks and Food Stamps. SO DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! Octomom is from the School of Pathological Liars!
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I hate how she barely takes a breath when she talks! She just keeps talking over people's questions. Her crazy assed brain and mouth are always on fast forward. And I really, really, really hate how she never answers a question with a simple, straightforward response. Talk about beating around the bush! Jesus!!!
Rosey says this skinny bitch is lying about not receiving public assistance.
She will do any job 'as long as it is respectful'....didn't she make that video where she was spanking a grown man in a diaper? She thinks that is better than accepting social assistance?
I love how she had to spend the entire interview defending everything, even when it makes no sense ..."my kids are so well behaved"...that doesn't seem to be true at all, they were barely listening to her, luckily there were a bunch of other people on set to help out.
And is she on speed? She talks so freaking fast!!!! Something is not okay upstairs there, she is so delusional. And I bet she did give that interview, otherwise wouldn't she have a lawyer suing to get her a pile of money?
She got herself into this mess ... but honestly, I feel sorry for her. All those kids with limited help. I'd pull my fuckin' hair out and scream until I swallowed my tonsils !
Yes, one did have a cleft lip. He is having surgery on it on Saturday. She mentioned that in the interview.
I thought she had a few girls in the batch ... yet , they all looked like little boys. I'm stumped. She had 8 boys!? God help her. WHy did she only have one child from the original batch of 6 kids with her on TV? WHere were the other 5?hmmm. confusion.....
Thats why i stopped after two kids. And that bitch lies as much as CA. Gotta love when a bullshitter believes their own bullshit.
George Costanza said it best: Remember, its not a lie, if YOU believe it!!
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"Did one of them have a fucking cleft lip or am I hallucinating? If so then she needs to get that shit fixed ASAP."
I was wondering the same thing. I know that kind of thing is just the luck of the draw, but the fact that she's subjecting so many small children to her bullshit is enraging. As is the thought of my many functional, lovely friends who are having trouble conceiving.
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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 1:23pm.
Someone may have already said this, but she said she boxes and works out daily, correct? I thought that before her octuplets were born, she couldn't work due to a back injury. Ann Curry should have called her out on that.
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Are you kidding me?
Ann Curry couldn't get a word in edgewise!!!
Did you hear Octomom say something about the children coming for a SINGLE EGG???
Okay, it is official. This bitch is NUTS!!!
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Someone may have already said this, but she said she boxes and works out daily, correct? I thought that before her octuplets were born, she couldn't work due to a back injury. Ann Curry should have called her out on that.
What's with all the biblical names? It was like flipping through the Old Testament. Surprised Ms. Mother Mary didn't name one of her boys Jesus.
I was also captivated by her Bert-like brows.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 07/08/2011 - 12:33pm.
ISMU that comment gave me some serious lesbionic tinglies for you.
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You know I could rant for DAYS about that shit. TEAM NOSES TO THE WALL!
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MK, I was waiting for you to post this, hoping you would get this out there for all the Dlisters to see.
I watched that fuckin' mess this morning. Messed up my whole day. In fact, I didn't even know they were going to be on the Today Show.
If you watch the WHOLE interview, you can tell that Ann Curry is struggling to conduct a real interview, but not with crazy ass Octomom. That woman is a pathelogical liar too. She and Casey Anthony should be roommates.
I felt so sorry for the 10 year old daughter. She is smiling like this is okay. Poor thing. I laughed my ass off when the other Today Show staff had to come in and entertain the children, who had NO CONTROL WHATSOEVER! Yes, they are 2-1/2 years old, but honestly, I've seen Baboons with better control. Kate's kids or the Dugard kids NEVER acted this way on TV.
And that manic, machine-gun speech pattern of OctoMom is insane.
You all are fussing over Casey Anthony??? No, my friends, this is the true american tragedy.
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