George Costanza's Baby Name Stolen Yet Again!
Posh gave birth to half of her weight this morning and now David Beckham has told us on his Facebook page the name that will be glued onto a panda fur Christmas stocking in canary diamonds next to the stockings of Cruz, Romeo and Juliet. Without further adieu:
I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA. Victoria is doing really well and her brothers are delighted to have a baby sister xx
HARPER SEVEN?! If seven crime-fighting mockingbird superheroes formed a group, they would call that shit Harper Seven. If Harper's Bazaar created a Cylon based on Caprica Six for some reason, they'd name that ho Harper Seven. If Valerie Harper created her own cocktail using Sandy Duncan's tears and 7up, she'd call that shit Harper 7.
Apparently, they gave Harper the middle name of Seven, because 7 was the number on Becks' old Manchester United jersey. And because Seven was born in the seventh month, during the 7th hour, weighed 7 pounds and was born to a skeleton wrapped in alien skin who inhales 7 calories a week and sacrificed 7 virgins to the devil in exchange for a permanent opposite smile on her face. But we all know the real reason why Posh & Becks named her Harper SEVEN! Because they want to make George Costanza weep!
Or maybe they're just trying to outdo Six LeMeure from Blossom. Didn't work.
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That's hilarious about George Costanza tho. I hope a LOT of people mention it in the next couple years.
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Well with all them sevens they shoulda named her Hoochie Coochie Mama. Sillies!
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Becky!
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It's a cool name. I guess. I'm glad she didn't name her after her favorite bag.
LMAO She named the kid after her favorite brand of jeans. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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It could be worse.....just wait. K. Hudson's kid will get a far worse name. I still like Beep Beep Bellamy - like the Roadrunner cartoon character. 'Cuz she will throw this guy over and yell "Beep Beep" before dashing onto babybdaddy #3.
Erykah Badu and Andre named their son Seven back in the 90's.
@ zomay - Nope, you're not alone. Becks doesn't do it for me either. I have a standing rule: If he requires more hair product than me; more time to get ready than me; his hair is longer than mine (which would be hard to accomplish, as mine's down to my ass), he's out the door. I refuse to share my eyeliner, hair product, and mirror time with someone who's supposed to be a dude!
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Valtex would have been apropos.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:48pm.
I know I am the only one here, but Becks has never done it for me. Just seems too girly. Too metro. Too much planning behind the scene before leaving the house. Like the male version of an Olson twin. MaryKate, Ashley and Becks.
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Seconded. Metrosexuality leaves me cold.
I like men a bit scruffy around the edges.
Ah, you haters (including Mikey) are so unforgiving. I like the name Harper for a girl, and while they did steal Seven from Costanza, it's still unusual and cute.
And Beckham himself is very sweet - he was on Craig Ferguson and was darling. Posh may be somewhat annoying but her children are adorable.
I guess it's better than Breaking Balls Bellamy.
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I know I am the only one here, but Becks has never done it for me. Just seems too girly. Too metro. Too much planning behind the scene before leaving the house. Like the male version of an Olson twin. MaryKate, Ashley and Becks.
Why didn't they just get honest and call her Bulimia Implants Beckham?
seven is as stupid as ocho cinco!!!!!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by Callie on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:21pm.
I can't believe the stoopid cow felt it was brag-worthy.
S'pose if you're going to be a cretin, you may as well take pride in the fact. o_O
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She also bragged that her movie changed the ending to "The Scarlet Letter." I guess I can see why she and Ashton go so well together.
Submitted by Callie on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:21pm.
I can't believe the stoopid cow felt it was brag-worthy.
S'pose if you're going to be a cretin, you may as well take pride in the fact. o_O
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:04pm.
The kid definitely wasn't named after Harper Lee:
Oh, nooooo. That's truly terrible (but not totally shocking). So it must be after Harper's Bazaar, then?
Hope them kids are good at football, fashion, or acting.
i named my daughter harper almost two years ago (on wednesday! Whee!). kelli kapowski, doogie howser, and this bitch have given their daughters the same name since. it's never too late for a name change, i suppose.
and yes, i'll have another.
"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
i agree with those who like Harper, but think Seven is stupid.
ah, Seinfeld....
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Ahahahahahhaha! That is hilarious.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:04pm.
The kid definitely wasn't named after Harper Lee:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/aug/16/books.booksnews
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Demi Moore's daughter Scout is named after "To Kill A Mockingbird" and I'd wager money she hasn't either, despite the hipster glasses she wears.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:50pm.
Harper just reminds me of Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper. He's got zero personality and cold, fish eyes.
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YES! I have always said he has shark eyes...
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 10:09pm.
Sorry I dint write "DP."
uhm, have you seen this michael k? http://flutegirl7.tumblr.com/post/5043973650/is-that-harry-with-no-pants...
Sorry, dumb joke.
Who is she kidding with that scarf?
The kid definitely wasn't named after Harper Lee:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/aug/16/books.booksnews
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"To Kill A Mockingbird" names are all the rage but I yet to hear of anyone choosing "Dill". Which come to think of it would be perfect for this spawn.
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 9:55pm.
"Harper" is not a bad name - makes me think of Harper Lee (who wrote 'To Kill A Mockingbird' but I doubt either of this Harper's parents have ever cracked a book).
Or Harpers Ferry, WV, which John Brown attacked and was later a Civil War battlefield. No, doesn't sound very posh, does it?
There was this fellow I used to know that changed his name to (first)Twenty (last)Three. Then there is the hippie Trout family from Occidental who named their young-uns River, Rainbow and Brown.
yup Rainbow. I was typing faster than I think again.
Seven is also the age at which this little girl will first start showing signs of an eating disorder.
Congratulations!
"Harper" is not a bad name - makes me think of Harper Lee (who wrote 'To Kill A Mockingbird' but I doubt either of this Harper's parents have ever cracked a book). "Seven" is a fucking stoopit name.
sigh...i have no words
That's not so bad. Her brothers were named after the cities in which they were conceived, so she could have been named Los Angeles or Hollywood.
They should expect to get a stern letter from the crack legal team over at Lindsay™.
*files Harper Seven under 'could've been worse'*
How about the name Soda?
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Harper just reminds me of Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper. He's got zero personality and cold, fish eyes. Not a good look on a baby.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
Wow, I'm shocked at how normal the name is. I like Harper. I knew they would throw some fuckery somewhere in the kid's name though. At least they had the decency to make seven her middle name.
Victoria's brothers are happy to have a sister? What the fuck is going on in that family?
I like the name Harper. But 7??